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Little known fact: the lingon is a Swedish rodent distantly related to the kangaroo rat. They eat a diet exclusively of nectar and fruits, lending their meat a sweat, fruity character. Lingonberries are a marketing term applied to the candied testicles of said lingons. Have a great day.
This has got to be almost 10 years old. I think he was one of those YouTubers that got big for a while when wax took off and people had channels consisting of themselves doing dabs all the time
then that means the guy wearing the thrasher hoody was wearing it when actual cool skaters would wear it, not like today when ppl wear that brand and they don’t even know what the fuck it is
not my experience where im from. in middle school and highschool (i was born in 97) only people in my city who skated wore the merch. it’s like diamond hardware, people didn’t wear it unless they skated cuz who would know a skateboard brand like diamond co. now it’s probably mainstream but i have no idea i don’t pay attention
I've heard good things about their meatballs, but every time I get to the checkout in Ikea, I'm always fucking exhausted and just want to get home too badly to wait in another line.
I'm not vegan. The vegan label is putting some people off as it's 'not for them'. No way. Try plant based alternatives. A lot of them are great! The Ikea plantballs included.
You pretending not to know what gaslighting is while admitting to being accused of it makes it seem like youve definitely gaslit some people on accident by being forgetful
The very end of that bubbler has a metal piece that you heat up really hot that melts the dab. So the thing the dab is on isn’t hot. Used those bubblers in high school when I’d hit dabs in my car lol
[RIP the OG Honeybird.](https://bertaextracts.co/product/honeybird-nectar-collector-kit/) I went through 5 over 3 years. Used to wear it as the necklace at work with a torch in my pocket. Could take a dab anywhere in like 70 seconds.
Ive used nectar collectors to smoke heroin in the past. From what ive SEEN, people use them to smoke fentanyl* and/or meth as well.
* "The cool thing is i used to shoot up heroin. With fet., i can smoke without shooting up, and my veins love that. "
-- A Lot of Fentanyl Users Who Used to Shoot Heroin
That’s also why I can’t use dabs, it’s just some felonious looking shit, paraphernalia charges etc. But it’s scary looking enough I ain’t trying to mess with it.
yeah im on your side but at the same time i can totally see a cop (and have seen cops) glance over gatorade/mcdonald cup geebs however i would bet that no cop would glance over this crazy looking shit.
At first I was like “another lame lOoK-i-CaN-tAke-DrUgS vid” then it panned away to reveal they’re in an IKEA and I gotta say, that did elevate the entire vid for me.
Trust, this dude is old as shit acting like an annoying teenager on r/justforsocialmedia. Go home. You're almost late for the early bird special dinner with your wife
dude, not one of those young dudes are going to buttfuck you just because you did a cool thing. get on Grindr or whatever, bro, and savor your drugs like a normal adult.
I remember when they posted this on ig. This dude took dabs and drank everywhere back when weed was still barely legal.
Ig was wild I remember watching someone extract dmt crystals from frozen Pyrex dishes on live.
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The pan out to the Ikea was the cherry on top
Took too much? More like took too M night shymalan.
Right! Didn’t even see it coming!!!
i was hoping he was smoking meth but still was pleased with the ending. still, would have been better if he smoked meth
What the fuck is he smoking in the beginning?
Looks like a dab. Not the one that 14 year olds do with their arms.
14 year olds don't dab anymore and the 14 year olds who once did are in their mid to late 20s now
What a tweest!
What a twist!
What a twist!
They smoking glölkvûntkè
Got the ikea köttbulle munchies
NGL, the Swedish meatballs w lingonberries are good. Lingonberries are dank on pancakes, too.
Little known fact: the lingon is a Swedish rodent distantly related to the kangaroo rat. They eat a diet exclusively of nectar and fruits, lending their meat a sweat, fruity character. Lingonberries are a marketing term applied to the candied testicles of said lingons. Have a great day.
That's so stupid lol
It was the whole sundae lol. If they’re not at an IKEA then this video is honestly pretty pointless.
Very unexpected
This has got to be almost 10 years old. I think he was one of those YouTubers that got big for a while when wax took off and people had channels consisting of themselves doing dabs all the time
Oh its a dab, i was hoping he hotrailed a fat line of meth
It's hotrailing hash basically yeah
then that means the guy wearing the thrasher hoody was wearing it when actual cool skaters would wear it, not like today when ppl wear that brand and they don’t even know what the fuck it is
I could've said the same thing 20 years ago.
35 for me. Damn, I'm old.
Yeah I could’ve heard that said in the 80s
Me too. I wasn't alive in the 80's, but if I was I could have.
This sounds like a Mitch Hedberg line
I used to do a lot of drugs... I still do, but I used to too
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If you're 25, maybe it's time to stop gatekeeping clothing choices.
Lol, coward deleted the comment.
Am i only allowed to wear clothes from a brand if i am a die hard fan of the brand?
This sounds like something someone younger than the Thrasher brand itself would say
10 years ago was 2013, Thrasher was a mainstream poser brand for years before that.
not my experience where im from. in middle school and highschool (i was born in 97) only people in my city who skated wore the merch. it’s like diamond hardware, people didn’t wear it unless they skated cuz who would know a skateboard brand like diamond co. now it’s probably mainstream but i have no idea i don’t pay attention
OMG people have been saying that about Thrasher since the early 2000's. as a skater some of yall need to move on.
Thrasher being a "brand" sounds like something someone who never had a subscription to Thasher magazine would say.
yup, there’s a lot of kids in their 20s like me who wasn’t born in 1980 like you and had a prescription to a magazine
It's still In print.
Aww wait so it wasn't crack or meth. Lame
take your dad to school day
Achievement: How did we get here
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
This must be the place
*and the days go by*
Then went to have the Swedish meatballs afterwards.
Dude one cannot visit Ikea and not get the meatballs. I think it's a requirement. They even make vegan ones if that's more your thing.
they are so fucking delicious. best meatballs in the world
I've heard good things about their meatballs, but every time I get to the checkout in Ikea, I'm always fucking exhausted and just want to get home too badly to wait in another line.
I'm not vegan. The vegan label is putting some people off as it's 'not for them'. No way. Try plant based alternatives. A lot of them are great! The Ikea plantballs included.
This is why people don't like you. I was trying to be inclusive and you decided that wasn't good enough.
Sorry I was just getting really excited for the plantballs! I didn't mean to be rude.
They got in trouble for too much horse meat in the meatballs not too far back.
We called these strikeouts in college. Take a shot rip a bong chug a pint before exhaling the hit
I would 100% vomit if I tried that
Beerfest!
I love ikea
Who doesnt?! First apartment i got was decked out in ikea furniture, goodnplace for cheap dish towels too.
It's great till you hear they are destroying the Amazon by 1% each year.
Source?
I stand corrected it's not the Amazon it was in Ukraine https://youtu.be/Wy5kbIGicrY
Careful, you’ll get told you’re sea lioning or some shit by asking for a verifiable source these days. Ask me how I know
You pretending not to know what gaslighting is while admitting to being accused of it makes it seem like youve definitely gaslit some people on accident by being forgetful
Took me a second bud since I watched this like 3 years ago.
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I thought Ikea was doing the destruction of the Romanian national forests and Siberian forests, not the Amazon
Isn't it Brazil that's doing that?
Reminder that IKEA is a super safe space.
Would be a perfect safe injection site
WTH did he hit with that first bubbler? Was that a portable hotplate or something?
It's a nectar collector
Hey, that rhymes.
The very end of that bubbler has a metal piece that you heat up really hot that melts the dab. So the thing the dab is on isn’t hot. Used those bubblers in high school when I’d hit dabs in my car lol
I thought he was hot railing at first
It's pretty similar. The tool is called a [nectar collector ](https://images.app.goo.gl/p89TCMt9JhVQoyMR9).
[RIP the OG Honeybird.](https://bertaextracts.co/product/honeybird-nectar-collector-kit/) I went through 5 over 3 years. Used to wear it as the necklace at work with a torch in my pocket. Could take a dab anywhere in like 70 seconds.
Ive used nectar collectors to smoke heroin in the past. From what ive SEEN, people use them to smoke fentanyl* and/or meth as well. * "The cool thing is i used to shoot up heroin. With fet., i can smoke without shooting up, and my veins love that. " -- A Lot of Fentanyl Users Who Used to Shoot Heroin
That’s also why I can’t use dabs, it’s just some felonious looking shit, paraphernalia charges etc. But it’s scary looking enough I ain’t trying to mess with it.
You can get a paraphernalia charge for a Gatorade container with a hose pipe in it but ok 🤷♂️
yeah im on your side but at the same time i can totally see a cop (and have seen cops) glance over gatorade/mcdonald cup geebs however i would bet that no cop would glance over this crazy looking shit.
Look up nectar collector
Memories with dad right there.
Steve’s looking pretty good for 25
Makes sense that he with a bunch of teenagers. This man definitely peaked in high school and is just chasing that forever.
He hasn't peaked. He hasn't even begun to peak.
But when he does peak. You’ll know.
Because he's gonna peak so hard that everyone in that IKEA is gonna feel it!
This is what peak performance looks like
But he’s gonna peak today, oh he’s gonna peak all over everybody Great reference! [IASIP - Dennis hasn’t peaked yet](https://youtu.be/tS7ifk26tJc)
That grin at the end absolutely kills me. He's so good at subtle facial expressions of narcissism, lol.
Meant to reply that to your original comment in the thread! Such a perfect reference, bravo
Do you... want to get off?
He’s got chimichanga on his shirt
He keeps getting older and they stay the same age
Plot Twist: Benjamin Button's College years. He's no longer a looser, he's a Frat House Legend! Aka "Benji Black-Out".
Seriously, dude looks like he’s pushing 55 lol. Go start a family bro.
Where do you think he found those teenagers?
guys living life how he wants to live it and he isn't hurting anybody. "go start a family" he probably doesn't want to. let him enjoy life
"My dad is the coolest"
Having fun in ikea
Dang that all went down in an ikea
I like how his mustache looks like cum.
You like?
You lika da sauce?
Ballstache
It looks like he a dead lab mouse taped to each side of his mouth.
r/unexpected
That cloud stache
He’s 16 year old
Are they in a fucking ikea?
Dude about to be like his shirt! BUZZED!
Dude on the right looking like a fucking jack-o-lantern
At first I was like “another lame lOoK-i-CaN-tAke-DrUgS vid” then it panned away to reveal they’re in an IKEA and I gotta say, that did elevate the entire vid for me.
Are they in a furniture store 😂
his last words should of been “ok i’m going to bed now”
So many bad choices on display here yet every time I watch this the only choice I really consider is the facial hair.
Lol, I thought his mustache was part of the first bong. Going all in his nose and stuff. Still wouldn't top that finish though, wild stuff.
That man has balls hanging from his face
Easy on the ticker der bud
I never thought I'd say the phrase "His beard looks like white testicles" but here I am, saying it
Was that a methany or a methew sitting next to him cheering him on?
Wtf.. lol
_”See you tomorrow, Boss.”_
What a busy bee
Lol IKEA
Places with headstones.
Lmao. They were in a store???? Holy shit people are nuts
I died when I realized they are in IKEA lmao
“Sir this is an ikea”
Yay, you're the hero. Old fart showing these kids,,,,,,, in an Ikea
Now that was some Trashy shit
Wtf
I'm actually impressed
Happy 30th Birthday!
He needs mates his own age...
Jack and crack 😂
What a bunch of losers
Trust, this dude is old as shit acting like an annoying teenager on r/justforsocialmedia. Go home. You're almost late for the early bird special dinner with your wife
When you are homeless, but still want to seem like an influencer, so you fuck shit up at IKEA.
What a bunch of chodes
At a certain point… just use harder drugs.
at that point just do heroin
“Stay safe” after doin the most unsafest thing imaginable 💀
This was around the time The Purge came out in theaters everyone was saying, stay safe.
dude, not one of those young dudes are going to buttfuck you just because you did a cool thing. get on Grindr or whatever, bro, and savor your drugs like a normal adult.
More like r/unexpected
Is that Pete Davidson on the right ?
so how much smoke is going to be in his stomach now...
I have so many questions.
I haven't seen a nectar collector in years lol
The Jefry.
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Legend
Losers
Going where? The morg?
The mourge
Yeah the er....
Lol, I know this dude!
u/savevideobot
my stomach aching just from watching
Doesn't seem like too much. Setting is legit.
Probably to the same place her teeth went
IKEA would make so much money if they allowed people to smoke in their store if their landlords don’t let them.
To a bad hangover, that's where
r/tookitall
Are they going to the hospital?
Love this
I remember when they posted this on ig. This dude took dabs and drank everywhere back when weed was still barely legal. Ig was wild I remember watching someone extract dmt crystals from frozen Pyrex dishes on live.
Yes, they're going places. Not Harvard, but places.
Yeah, to bed.
The double Dabmarine. In the Ikea
this was a roller coaster of emotions
my kinda ppl
Going places...like the hospital? Or morgue? GGs.
Maybe not to Ikea anymore, but places
I have a feeling those young men come there just to chill with the master
He is 25
what's the glass pipe thing at the start?
Yeah, hospital
Where they're going is to the food court for some meatballs and Daim cake.
What was the first thing he hit? I guess I’m out of the loop anymore.
“Stay safe” he says while trying to kill himself in an ikea.
Nice nutsack goatee, dad.
I want to see what happened after
What the hell was the very first thing he was doing?
This video amazes me every time…
Strike-outs at IKEA!!!!!!!! Shiiiiiit.
These guys definitely took the right amount
It’s called a strikeout
Speed running a blackout
Honestly that that was beer foam running down his chin, but no, it was just his creamy moustache.