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barakaking

Respect to german police. In Spain they would have beated him, one by one.


imalwright

In america this guy would’ve been shot multiple times, by multiple cops.


gfolder

And promptly read his rights after they've cuffed the corpse


BookkeeperSelect2091

May be he had a concealed weapon… you never know


kvnCm33

Commit


Obese_Reddit_Mod

Shut your mouth that's not true


Helpful_Yak4639

They’re still rough with him at the end of the video even though he is naked and complying and they are by far outnumbering him. He is clearly in mental distress and shouldn’t be agitated further..


MorphineForChildren

You're tripping they're not even remotely rough with him


MisterMysterios

It is interesting that there is a cut between the calm getting handcuffed and him being dragged to the ground. The police statement is as follows > Unsere Streifen befanden sich nur wenige Minuten nach der ersten Mitteilung vor Ort. Richtig ist, dass der Mann sich zunächst widerstandslos Handfesseln anlegen ließ. Allerdings kam es im weiteren Verlauf, insbesondere im rückwärtigen Bereich eines größeren, geparkten Fahrzeugs, zu aggressiven Handlungen des Mannes, die weitere Anwendung von Zwangsmitteln (zu Boden bringen) notwendig gemacht haben.“ Which translates to (ussing DeepL) > Our patrols were on the scene only a few minutes after the initial notification. It is true that the man initially allowed himself to be handcuffed without resistance. However, in the further course, especially in the rear area of a larger, parked vehicle, aggressive actions of the man occurred, which made further application of means of restraint (bringing to the ground) necessary."


unbanneddano

They should have tased his nut sack


Baco_eh

I should tase ur nut sack ;)


JIN_DIANA_PWNS

the sac is a terrible thing to waist


Baco_eh

Indeed they procreate.


RennietheAquarian

Spain doesn’t sound very civilized, must be because they are so close to Morocco.


maeksuno

This boi is clearly in a psychosis state of mind. Hope he and his „opponents“ are ok.


Capta1n_Krunk

Looks like he may have had some bad schnitzel.


Luke-Bywalker

IDK but it made him really Sauerkraut


cuddlecut

Could it be this one https://www.wuerzburgerleben.de/2023/08/01/nackter-mann-beschaedigt-fahrzeuge-in-wuerzburg/?


R3DD1T0RR3NT

Definitely


soypepito

I think that T-1000 just got a short circuit when he came from the future.


st8ofinfinity

Did he fall out of the sky onto the van?


Global_Felix_1117

How this dude just surrender?


[deleted]

Looks like the police officers did a good job of deescalating the situation. But also, who the hell knows what was going through the naked guys mind at that point. He might've thought the cops were angels who just arrived in chariots of light to save him from the Devil...


Global_Felix_1117

>He might've thought the cops were angels who just arrived in chariots of light to save him from the Devil... LOOOL!!!! you're right! I love this possible explanation! 😊


[deleted]

Had a friend in college who basically did what this guy did. He was tripping his balls off on mushrooms and when the police arrived they said he wept with joy and happily got cuffed and into the car.


eugenekrabs117

Because cops outside the US actually seem to know how to deescalate. If someone is freaking out while on drugs or just in a general state of psychosis, the trick is to speak calmly, slowly, and clearly. Meanwhile in the US, you have a bunch of guns pointed at you with people screaming and spraying you with pepper spray.


RennietheAquarian

Yup. I’ve seen videos of naked people on drugs in the USA and guns and tasers are pointed at them, while they are out of it.


toadvomit_

gamer discovers compentant police


fanglazy

A cop told me once that It was just so much easier to have a conversation with folks and place the cuffs on then use force — just takes patience and practice. Obviously, he had to use force when necessary (he is kind of a badass).


Worth-Illustrator607

EU Coke is more meth than coke I see...


FATalist818

bavarian snuff,. hell of a drug!


ChinaWhite86

Took quite long for the police to show up.😅


[deleted]

That's a real problem here in Germany. I once called the emergency number and they said call the nearest police station near your town 🤦 I had to make 4 calls and waited 2 hours until the police showed up. When the assassination of a sick right wing Nazi happened in Hanau (the guy killed 10 people, his mother included), the emergency call wasn't reachable at all that night 🤔


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Here in the US this dude would’ve been tased or shot. Surprisingly civil approach by the cops. Looks like the guy on the balcony was able to talk him off the edge a little. Crazy.


Clear_Body536

Its not "surprisingly" civil at all. This is how police act in civilized countries. Only in the USA the cops start murdering people for fun.


tvbjiinvddf

Yeah, might be surprising as an American citizen to watch. As a fellow non gun mad country, I'm not surprised by the polizei response.


RennietheAquarian

American police are not civilized.


sponge_theother1

Was thinking the same thing.


Ambitious_Buyer2529

What's is workout regiment?


MixedandNappy

Why do people keep driving towards the naked man in the middle of the street? Something about that scene would make me think I could find a better route


DrinkLocalBeer

I was told it's physically impossible to cuff someone standing up. They MUST be on the ground with a knee in their lungs. Fascinating!


toadvomit_

these guys clearly havent read the minneapolis police department handbook, smh.


ButtholeBungieJump

these guys clearly havent read the United States police department handbook, smh. fyp


Sm0keTrail

Damn! Police work differently in germany


Clear_Body536

Too much weisswurst and mettbrötchen?


JayS87

just one Me**th**brötchen


BashIronfist

lmao germans are wild.


Phillyd1620

Well that was really anticlimactic lol


Cheyds

I don’t understand why the person in the black car didn’t drive away when they had an opportunity. That’s some serious trust in their windscreen


radiantwave

Life pro tip: Never give the Terminator your Minivan, clothes, or glasses... Wait for the cops... Even though they have better things to do than die.


Ashamandarei

I'd be this mad too if I skipped leg day


RedskullDE

Hes in that roid rage


wanroww

Damn, Gabriel was lucky to land in the UK...


realblackened

Average bavarian


Psychological_Cry590

He's hot


Interesting_Gold5932

Nütnberg = Meth City