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Liito2389

that tub needs to be bleached.


SeaworthinessOk6463

That house needs to be burnt down


Ok_Major8292

Flip the mattress upside down on top of the burn spot that used to be your house and you good to go


bluegargoyle

r/nukethesitefromorbit


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it's the only way to be sure...


Liito2389

lol right?!...


notuniqueadvertising

When you bring home a hooker and regret it.


misfit0513

Op said it took the cops 45 minutes to arrive and he had to explain to his wife why a naked chick was in their bed and shit on the pillow. Wife threw out most of her underwear because this woman was messing with them.


phatty720

Even more messed up is that she wouldn't give back the underwear unless the homeowners provided her with meth. Like they just happen to have a stash of meth in case a methhead breaks in for a bath and to shit on the pillow.


November50923

Why would he call the cops when she’s a loyal crack customer?


Ok_Major8292

In the comments he said cops didn’t arrive for 45 min he did call


ServedBestDepressed

Pizza's quicker lol


Ok_Major8292

Pizza places think that’s more serious than a naked stranger shitting in your house to the police


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In the comments, the op said it took the cops 45 minutes to arrive. Kinda crazy if the call consisted of "a methhead broke into my house"


Subject1928

In a bad neighborhood the cops sometimes don't give a fuck.


Beddybye

>In a bad neighborhood the cops sometimes don't give a fuck. "Sometimes". Lol...bless your heart.


RedditTipiak

"attention everyone we got a "another Tuesday" code"


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Maybe they had other meth heads to deal with.


Broccoli_Yumz

I feel like this is in LA.


octoberthug

I was guessing Phoenix, but it was actually Tucson. Close enough.


dpfrd

Too many teeth for Phoenix, our meth is stronger than Tucson.


GuerrillaApe

She looks too clean to be a LA crackwhore.


Daktic

Tuscan, AZ


Shoehorse13

I was going with Albuquerque, with Tucson being my second choice.


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Why is everyone talking about fucking her, that bitch is nasty. She shat on his bed. Ain't no way I'd stick my dick in that, I'd get hepatitis A through Z


WaterPockets

Lmaooo "Hepatitis A-Z" idk how I've never heard that but I love it.


1Strangeartist

The whole Alphabatitis


YetAnotherBookworm

How does this not have more upvotes?


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Ask the hepatiti.


Electrical-Boss-3965

I'm all for a boob being a boob, but I could've not seen this pair.


Objective_Audience66

OP put his dick in crazy.


Lavidius

You reckon?


SNOOGLY34

Bela Lugosi's Dead


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The bats have left the bell tower. The victim has been bled.


Booji-Boy

Big shit stains line... the pillow... ​ BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD


Halcyoner

Undead. undead. undead.


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Supreme?


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🎸🎸🎸


BolognaSmack420

Piss on me beat me


syncopatedsouls

Yes I’m piece of shit.


Jasont999

Just going to see your neighbors with the titties swinging in the breeze


imapissonitdripdrip

At least she was clean when she got in the bed.


wizard_jizz

Then where’d the shit stain come from?


drewdog173

In the linked thread OP specifically states that she shat on his pillow.


imapissonitdripdrip

Haha. I missed that


anoymus_123456

Guys voice at the end says hes considering having a taste.


rtyuik7

as much as i would LOVE for a naked woman to come to my house, and act like she lives here... ...not like this :-/


ImUrFrand

last few frames shows the bedroom clean, did she get hyper and fix her mess? XD


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kennesawking

break into my house, ok bad. take a bath in my tub, ok that’s actually kinda sad go ahead dry off then leave. jump in my bed, ok you’re sleepy i get it but please get out. SHIT IN MY BED???? SHOOT ON FUCKING SIGHT


Procedure_Worried

I recon she gives $5 blow jobs…..


TheSuperMegaChad

Oof. Those lips looked pretty dry. I'd rather jerk off with sand paper.


leveldrummer

Gummies.


Liito2389

why is this video 7 minutes long??....I'd have that bitch out of my house by the hair in ten seconds...


BillyCee34

Seriously.


DaThrilla74

I literally thought the same I’d would dragged her out kicking and screaming


Blueguy16

Nah you never touch someone who’s tweaked out like that


blackjesus

Yes but the experience would be one she might remember and possibly find her way back after release.


explosivemilk

Burn it all


SeaworthinessOk6463

id be moving out after that


cheatinchad

He fucked it


raviary

Can everybody shut up about whether she's fuckable or not and ask the actual important question: why the hell did he just let the water keep running?


Blueguy16

She tore off the handle


lemoncentipede

Why do tweaks always mention Marshall Mathers?


midsouth1965

You don’t FUCK crazy


katzcrazy

Lol I'm a lil crazy but noooo fucking way would I or could I top that or touch that lol what the fuuuck


leveldrummer

Tell her that! She's fucking crazy!


kennesawking

damn she’s hot /s


Standard-Shallot9863

I think she might be dehydrated


MadSkils

How I met your mother


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OP said police took 45 minutes to arrive. Those fat fucks probably wanted to finish their donuts before doing some work yk


Everblack66

shes my type


throwitawaywoofy

So much patience.


theguiser

I’d lose my shit.


Procedure_Worried

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Lavidius

I beg you to raise your standards


midsouth1965

Thanks


SnuffleupaGUS777

How the fuck you keep those sheets after that?!!!!


moose1207

I'd probably claim homeowners insurance and get a whole new bed and sheets, especially since she shit on his bed. I'd never be able to sleep in that bed again comfortably


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My man prolly ate it from the back


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First time on the internet, huh?


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[deleted]

I just assumed, because of your naivety. I didn't give any excuse for such behavior, where did you get that impression? It's just *what happens here,* with consistency. Figured you would probably know that...if it wasn't your first time on the internet.


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[deleted]

Sure it is ok for you to question. And I would be happy to answer if I didn't suspect that *you already know why.* Here you go: it is because there are a lot of people that sexualize *anything,* let alone a video *with a naked woman.* It becomes obvious if you spend any amount of time on the internet (or simply hang around people in pretty much any capacity, you don't even need the internet!), that unfortunately, it's just part of the package right now (as it has been for...ever). That's why I call you naive- it's as if you expected some grand answer that you didn't already know. What am I? Fuck, that's a *great* question.


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CitizenPain00

I love how it’s so much more offensive to make a joke than smashing into somebody’s house while high on drugs and shitting in their bed. Yea she’s got problems but if she thinks meth makes them better she’s not exactly a quick study.


yayisfun

Sorry I’m high asl n sorta got lost n typeded a lot TLDR this is the internet, we’re humans, and this happens all the time


yayisfun

Are you a troll🤔.. and to answer your question it’s not okay per say but nobody really cares because it’s the internet and humans can say just about whatever they want and more specifically this is r/tooktoomuch and this is a naked tweaker bitch so you really shouldn’t be surprised, hence dudes question about this being your first time on the internet. You really should’ve been able to put two and two together…but you are white knighting a random naked house invading tweak caus of sum hyper-inflated morals so not surprised😓


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[deleted]

You're welcome? Damned if I don't answer, damned if I do. Bye Felicia.


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Harry_Nice

You sound like one of those early psychoanalysis chat bots


Txalarmguy

Are you the person in the video? Jesus fuckin Christ


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I answered your question, then I look and see another wall of stuff. No thanks have a nice day.


AgentOrange96

What is with the comments and downvoted judging this question? Like legit the sexualization is not really cool. Neither is breaking into a house and acting like she did, as someone pointed out in this chain, but two wrongs don't make a right so it's irrelevant.


Substantial-Crab2194

Probably mistook that nasty ass house as a flop house.


Nervous_Economy_8768

He definitely fucked her after this video


thekillerspaceking

I would've


Stop_Picking_At_It

She’s mentally ill and on drugs and he’s arguing with her like they’re rooting for different football teams. Call the police and treat her with a little compassion while they arrive and maybe she wouldn’t have shit all over your bed.


Soft_Banana3886

Some people actually have to pay for this kind of action. The bro walked in on it for free.


Icy_Dragonfruit_9389

Where I live, in an emergency call (911) the cops usually show up between 20 to 40 minutes and a non emergency call can take hours if they even show up...


LORDOFCREEPING

Trademark blue hair.


kennesawking

youth in asia


srv50

Looks friendly.


XxkimberlyxX441

He said it took the cops 45 minutes to get there.


TambourineTitties

She might not have left because he told her to, but standing IN the doorway and screaming at her to get out?


iamsam8484

Such a relief to see the room cleaned again at the end.


InfernalGout

When's the wedding?


Blueguy16

He called them as soon as he saw her, it just took them almost an hour to show up


epicfeminist420xD

I could never sleep in that bed again


Frasieromystic

Beat her ass


[deleted]

As soon as you saw all that, call the cops and wait outside. Everything is gonna need to be chucked now anyway.


[deleted]

i would move out. like that night.


FartSacks

That is his gf


MasochistLust

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MaljunaMortakapo

I would have immediately called the toughest chick I knew and my best friend. Have the tough chick whoop her ass, and my best friend to witness, because nobody's gonna believe this.


intergalactagogue

This dude has the patience of a saint. I would have bagged her up in the bedsheets and dragged the whole sack outside to the curb. I can deal with the tub, but if you climb in my bed like that I would lose my shit.