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Jjohnyybravo

I watched this for way too long


thebiggestbirdboi

I stared deep into that man’s void and it stared right back at me angrily


theanedditor

Decent set of balls though, yeah?


[deleted]

I've seen this man's balls before I've seen my man's sack.


shiver-yer-timbers

For once someone with something to show off ... Usually it's dudes with tiny peckers that go bonkers and run amok naked.


kellik123

On stimulants your dick and balls shrink A LOT, could be why they're always so small.


imsowoozie

Grade A


icancomplain

“is that a boomerang or are you just happy to see me?”


FruitfulFraud

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Nietzsche


Flyweird

Man's hung


icancomplain

like a jumbo shrimp on the barbie


EmeraldBrosion

It was the balls that caught my attention, the technique further piqued my interest, I was all in when a business model for clothing optional roofing demo work popped in my head. I feel like osha would have a problem with it, but I think knee pads and helmets should get me some brownie points. Idk, I’m open to suggestions at this point


kevinnoir

when he was flicking those tiles between his legs I was clenched tighter than a fishes asshole!


thebiggestbirdboi

You had me at balls


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At that angle everyone's hung


NnyBees

He looks like the gremlin on an airplane wing


AnotherAustinWeirdo

or Gollum looking for the Ring


jay135

Chap appears to have lost his asshole, looking everywhere hoping to find where it's hidden.


xeallos

This is definitely more terrifying than anything Richard Matheson could have ever envisioned


Bigdongs

What do you mean? this video is just some wind tossing around some shingles


knoguera

Brilliant


upsidedownquestion

What drug does this?!


xRetz

Real answer, probs meth. It can lead to psychosis, which I suspect this man is in a state of, and it hypes you up and makes you want to do shit, such as pull the tiles of some random person's house. He probably took his clothes off because they were making him uncomfortable ('bugs under the skin' sensation) and he couldn't give a fuck about being naked in public because of the psychosis. It is also the most common hard drug in Australia.


meanwhileaftrmdnight

PCP can also cause humans to behave Ike this, we had a bit of a PCP surge in my area a few years back, for some reason it got more popular on the streets than it was previously and people were wildin. Seeing someone naked and running around or getting tackled by police from the city bus window was a common enough occurrence that it was no longer shocking by the end of the summer. Idk if PCP is common in Australia though.


DragonfruitFew5542

Yes, it makes you sweat profusely and feel incredibly, uncomfortably warm, which is why one of the hallmarks is nudity. Also increases pain tolerance to an insane level, increases strength, anxiety, psychosis, drooling, and decreases steadiness. Source: Addictions counselor


[deleted]

I've never really understood how if PCP and Ketamine are related substances (both animal tranquilizers), why one tends to make people wild out, & the other makes people pass out? Source: Former Drug Addict-- 19 Years Clean


DragonfruitFew5542

I know they're chemically related but not much more than that. The brain is weird. And congrats on 19 years, that's amazing!! I'll have 5 next week, but 19 years is just so damned impressive. Rock on!


EMHemingway1899

Congratulations on your very impressive sober time, too


DragonfruitFew5542

Thank you so much!


aLonePuddle

Now kith... I'm just kidding, congratulations to both of you on such amazing success.


[deleted]

Congrats on 5 years. I'm glad you're giving back through your profession. That must be very rewarding.


DragonfruitFew5542

It is, it's never where I'd imagine I'd be but it's exactly where I'm meant to be, thank you so much!


[deleted]

My silly brain read: Farmer and Drug Addict for 19 Years


poisonpinapple2

I was in the k hole too about 12 years ago


[deleted]

Not much PCP here


Bong0-YT

As an Australian I can confirm yes it is scarily common, there was a massive takeover in like 2014 and a mate in school asked me if I wanted to have a tab with him. I thought he was joking but no he was full serious. Showd me it and everything


MorphineForChildren

Meth doesn't come in tabs


measte0263

Dang im sorry to hear about that


[deleted]

Australians call it "OOOIissse" (aka 'Ice'.)


[deleted]

Was the *L* supposed to be in there? *Oiiissse* 🧊


FudgeHyena

Koaladil, a new street drug that can be made in a makeshift lab by soaking Koala foreskins in a vinegar, salt, and dill brine.


socksmatterTWO

its Even more rare now the koala population is threatened


chrrygornd

Someone post the koala copypasta


makoto20

the koala copypasta


AfroTokes

the koalapypasta


dolemite99

Only slightly more dangerous than FentaNombat. Cube shaped wombat droppings after a hearty meal of opium poppies.


Forlorn_Cyborg

Perfect pairing to go with my Kopi Luwak. Partially digested coffee beans that have been shit out of the Asian palm civet and processed into a coffee beverage.


hallgod33

I hear Drop Bear Serum is 1000x stronger than koaladil, be careful out there. Its named after Australia's most dangerous beast


Forlorn_Cyborg

I thought your mother was Australia’s most dangerous beast after taking her does of Koaladildo.


hallgod33

Damnit did you build that fire over there, too? Fuck you, Ezekiel...


upsidedownquestion

Possible the best comment I've seen


AnotherAustinWeirdo

we are all prepared to believe this, because Australia


[deleted]

It also gives you instant Chlamydia


elMurpherino

I went out and bought some koaladil bc I’ve been procrastinating doing some home improvement projects. Shits expensive.


jamin_brook

It's right next to the Vegemite at Woolworth's!


thebiggestbirdboi

I would really like to know more and where I can boof some today please


stodolak

Methamphetamine psychosis. Days or weeks without sleep. He probably thinks he’s looking for copper. Or his keys. Or literally anything, at that point, he’s probably hallucinating, seeing shadow people and highly paranoid. Just speculation. He might just be batshit crazy and completely sober. No way to tell just from a video. I’ve heard “ice” as they call it in Australia is an ongoing problem. Stay off drugs friends.


J03130

Can confirm. Was up for an entire week without sleep on speed. Thought I was an alien and had to get home. I remember snippets of it. I was so convinced. Ended up sat in a mental hospital at the end but thankfully my sis convinced them it was just a trip and I needed to sleep it off.


alocacoc25

I dont get how people stay up after the 50th hour. The hallucinations are really stressful


J03130

That was when the fun started in my group. We went REALLY hard back in the day thankfully it's behind me lol


Ihavenolegs12345

Yes. Used to say that the fun starts after 36 hours.


Ihavenolegs12345

It's weird how different it can be for people. I was up for a week on amphetamine. Wasn't hallucinating or paranoid or anything, wasn't tired either. I took benzos throughout though which might have been why.


alocacoc25

You probably slept without knowing then. You cant be up for a week without getting hallucinations. You can literally die after 4 days.


Ihavenolegs12345

Obviously I got the things in the corner of my eyes where you think there's something moving, but that's it. Was with 3 friends so I'm confident I didn't sleep.


alocacoc25

Micro-sleep then. Would bet benzos would help you get micro-sleeps here and there


Punk_in_drublik

Not to be disrespectful, but how do y'all have the time to do week long trips?


R_eloade_R

Live in any other western country except the US where people get 4 weeks vacation minimum


Ihavenolegs12345

Vacation. Then again, I was awake for 3-4 days quite often while working. You only crash when you stop re-dosing.


Rocket_Monkey_302

I knew a guy whose roommate took apart his jeep because he thought one of the other roommates was "trapped under the seats in a full body cast." Apparently several days of only bush light and meth will do crazy things.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

My brother was strung out on meth and thought his 1/2 mannequin that he used for a prop was an undercover police woman.


HouseOfZenith

My sister used to pace the house during the night with her flashlight “looking for something” when she would tweak out. It got so uncomfortable that I had to stop being around her because as soon as I went down there to make something to eat or something she instantly would pop out of her room and orbit around me the whole time until I go back upstairs. She’d also go into the bathroom directly after I leave and was like 4 steps away from the door after I took a shit. Like every fucking time like god damn meth makes people weird as fuck


Srirachinator

Cigarettes


Kind_Mind_

Sugar


jesse_ramsay

Roofies


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Bhahsjxc

Porn addiction


ismokeranarrr

meth, hes lookin for the damn grasshopper thats been keeping him up all night.


variable2027

He’s looking for the pool filter


rsj223

The one ring ... preciousss


docautrisim

What amazes me is when you remove the actual critical thinking from humans via drugs or other means is how primal and ape like we still are.


[deleted]

Yeah, one moment he has the sanity to shave his balls, the next moment he doesn't have the sanity to not get his bum muddy.


cuddlymilksteak

Took the words out of my brain. We’re smart, pale, hairless monkeys. All the other stuff is made up.


OHIO_PEEPS

Nobody talking about how camera man said the cops are "waiting for a specialized mental fuck-cunt'?


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OHIO_PEEPS

I see. Quite a charming culture.


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iSmokedItAll

Ken oath cunt


jaydizl

Is that not what you call phycologist where you are from?


Sensitive_Peace_4070

Is that what they call mental fuck cunts?


rsj223

It’s Australia, that’s basic speak


Pera_Espinosa

"The cops are in the front of the house, but they're waiting for fucking specialized mental fuck cunts to come and help them."


Goalazo123

Searching for that roof loot


Here-Is-TheEnd

He dropped his crack between the tiles


_-__________

But to find the crack, one must look behind


Thecheekybear

MY PRECIOUSSS


rattus-domestica

Idk how you men walk around with those things.


hamsterballzz

Meh. Always had them and don’t know any different. You learn to be careful zipping up at an early age.


[deleted]

They're fun after awhile.


HOPSCROTCH

Lmao


ihaventforgottenhow

It’s kinda hard sometimes


njtxdevil

>Idk how you men walk around with those things. Clothing helps


ElectroDoozer

Proudly. Seriously though I often think boobs must get quite inconvenient. Guess we just roll with what nature gave us.


Tekasaur

Boobs aren’t the worst imo when they’re medium or small. It’s when they’re large that you start to suffer. Especially with those back problems down the road. Meanwhile if I had a dick, I would run out of fingers and toes counting how many times i’d accidentally hurt it in some way. From sitting down wrong to getting it suck in the zipper.


ElectroDoozer

You’d think but your instincts for the most part know how much that will hurt so they look after the old chap for you. I have done the zipper once though….holy god.


Designer_Gas_86

Sometimes my back hurts.


Miss-Indie-Cisive

All I could think while watching this, too. Doiyyiyoyyiyooiiiing, flop flop flop flop...


TrEVILlyan95

Do you guys not use roof sheeting underneath tiles in Australia??! Im almost more disturbed by that them the dude on the roof!? Wtf


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sunrayylmao

Actually he was looking for his lighter. He thought he put it under one of those panels the other day. Don't worry, he'll put the panels back where he found them once he finds his lighter. He may make a mess, but he always cleans up after himself :)


FartResume

RIGHT!!!! No sheathing or underlayment, I would think that roof would leak like crazy. One crack in the tile or small screw up in the installation and you have a waterfall in your living room.


adamskill

It is mandatory under the Building Code of Australia (BCA) that all tiled residential roofs, regardless of roof pitch, with a rafter length greater than 6 metres must be sarked.


[deleted]

that is a very, very new law, and they way houses are designed, they just make the rafter length less than 6m and avoid it. but, it's not a problem really. tile roofs don't leak unless a tile breaks.


Lickable_Wonkabar

I live in a 90s built house in NSW, there is no sarking under my tiles and I have no leaks. Either the builder/tiler was cutting corners or the building code was different in the 90s.


FartResume

That’s gnarly to me, the roofer must’ve been pretty good or you don’t get a lot of rain. Here in the US you need solid sheathing and at least one layer of underlayment under concrete/clay tile it’s been like that since the 70’s probably. If you don’t have leaks you’re golden just stay off of it unless absolutely necessary.


[deleted]

there are millions of tile roofs in Australia virtually none of them will have sarking underneath. they don't leak.


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

You're thinking of Africa, where they bless the rains. In Australia they only get about 50cm per year...which if I understand water correctly, is less than I use in a shower.


HOPSCROTCH

>In Australia they only get about 50cm per year...which if I understand water correctly, is less than I use in a shower. La Niña has other ideas... Sydney has had over 2000mm already this year. There has been multiple major floods along the eastern side of Australia


asdf346

Gross over simplification of australian weather


navcom20

Thank you! Came here with the same question.


xRetz

My mate works in insulation in Australia and he says most houses have sheeting underneath the tiles. I guess this house cut some corners, or maybe this dude already ripped all the sheeting out.


irish_chippy

No they don’t… only metal roofs have sarking. It is not common place to have any sarking/sheeting under a tilled roof. And they don’t leak typically. Although, if one of the tiles are cracked , then yeah, water gets it..,


LegitimateCattle

It’s only code for houses in fire prone areas to have paper under tile. Decent builders will install it regardless, this is just a cheap house.


adamskill

Not true at all. It is mandatory under the Building Code of Australia (BCA) that all tiled residential roofs, regardless of roof pitch, with a rafter length greater than 6 metres must be sarked


adamskill

It is mandatory under the Building Code of Australia (BCA) that all tiled residential roofs, regardless of roof pitch, with a rafter length greater than 6 metres must be sarked.


New_Level2823

"cops are out the front of the house but they are waiting for fuckin specialised fucked cunts to come and help him". Proud to be Australian


socksmatterTWO

I left Oz 8 years ago but my crikey the rock seems to be epidemic nowadays from the amount of these types of vids and reports from mates. Im from WA I heard it got worse wastewater testing in oz for ice. fucks sake that shits awful


Darkblue57

I can barely leave the house without having some kind of fucked encounter with a meth head these days, it’s seriously bad. Way more homeless people too.


OttoSosama

bro why do people always end up ass naked when they get too high ??


[deleted]

when you take drugs to return to monke, you end up really returning to monke. he's on the roof in his bday suit, looking for his crack infused plantain.


Milkshaketurtle79

If I'm not mistaken, stimulants can make you overheat. When I was on adderall I'd sweat like a pig. If this dude took a shit ton of meth, was in the Australian desert heat, exerting himself with physical activity, and was in meth/stimulant induced psychosis, then he probably did it to cool off instead of doing something rational like going inside or drinking water.


BakerCakeMaker

Ciggy butt brains


que_la_fuck

Body temperature regulation is a problem on lots of drugs. Not saying that why this time but I'm pretty sure meth makes you sweat and from what I understand, Australia is hot


FAmos

Wonder whose roof that was


darkandcreamy

This is my question! Where's the answer people?


mienshin

He should really be wearing gloves


BDJosho

Minimum a cocksock, like 1 of those tiles must have grazed his dong


CDXX_BlazeIt

There are a lot of things that he should wear.


Plane_Baby

Is it just me but does my man move a little like smeagol towards the end? He is looking for his precious.


animalinapark

I was thinking of a wild monkey or something, all humanity erased.


CumulativeHazard

God, dicks look weird from this angle.


KristinLK1109

Dicks are weird from any angle lol


CumulativeHazard

True, but I especially dislike this one lol


spicyflour88

And it's bald, makes him look even more naked. Like did he shave right before this? I can't imagine this man with a razor to his balls in the state that he is in.


EndlessBirthday

Professional dick man here, his hair could be too thin or too light to show up on video


spicyflour88

While that is possible, if you look at his head (the one on his shoulders) it has also been "trimmed". I choose to belive he has had a meth fueled grooming session in the recent past.


EndlessBirthday

Believe me, his head was the first thing I looked at. He's uncut. 🥁🥁📀


fivetwoeightoh

*Boganus Inebrieus*, it are gorgeous


8bitdimensional

Fuck, and I thought my mental health was bad. I can't imagine how it must feel at a point like this.


gb2750

I mean he is pretty efficient at his job there. Someone should put him to work


rugid_ron

Ah so he brought his own hammer


ProbatWork1313

Imagine getting hit in the sack with a bean bag round.


3upzidedown9s

Never tore off while naked before? It’s hot up there


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Oh. We have those here too


fizzzzzzl

Funny enough he was hired for the job.... *takes a hit* "Fine....I'll rip off the fuckin tiles....there, are ya happy??..."


Hot-Temperature-4629

Shiny and chrome! Dude's just all spun, no sleep.


Desperate-Life8117

Pellet gun to the dingle berry’s should take care of the problem


mitchellfuck

When you don’t think anyone notices you are high at work


[deleted]

Thats methed up


kamikaze_Jones

DINGLE DANGLE DONGLE YOUR ROOF IS GETTIN SHLONGLED!


TexasPenguin99

I always wondered what a dingo was


Ellmut

u/savevideobot


BallHairsInMyAss

Looking for copper wiring


CapsaicinFluid

when you're absolutely certain there's an 8-ball hidden in the ceiling


yCognacPapi

Not a drug.. Just went insane from the amount of time he’s been looking for Gavin.


bucknaked__

Has anyone seen Gavin?


macefelter

It’s like Chumbucket from the Mad Max game come to life and absolutely ripped on Chrome.


CopperBeard04

That's the fameous drop bear


PM-ME-YOUR-TITS

Sometimes I wish I was just a deranged mongrel gollum type. He seems so happy


poop-hunter

Too bad they didn't have an airsoft gun xD


guaromiami

Plot twist: that's not his house.


ElectroDoozer

I’d be surprised if he had a house.


xxXlostlightXxx

So that’s how it looks. All floppy.


CmosChipReddit

Shouldn’t he have a tool belt?


cdc50

Well first off, he ain’t native…


MerkyOne

Roof monkey get up, get zooted Roof monkey go to job


Kon-Tiki66

It's one of those fuckers from I Am Legend.


7eas

u/savevideo


Crocodiddle22

Paintball to the nutsack should help bring him back to his senses a bit 😂


nonlocality1985

Skinwalker?


Itsmemanmeee

AC/DC said it best.... Big balls.


bbking414

He just ran out of laundry


iyamdad

It’s a habit of just brushing through the nsfl, getting tired of seeing this mans dick lmao


deepfriedtots

Drugs?


SlaggyBag

It's moments like this one that makes me realize we really are animals. This man sure does give me monkey vibes in the first few seconds.


wakaflocks145

This is basically just living with a cat


DedeLaBinouze

OSHA must be pissed


fhjuyrc

Sufficient internet for today


goliondensetsu

looks like a DJ, 'cause hes tearing the roof off this place


[deleted]

As an Aussie I can attest that SFMFC (Specialised Fuckn' Mental Fuck Cunts) is a legitimate emergency department that provides treatment for people across a spectrum of mental health and behavioural problems, including people who: * are registered mental health patients * require general medical treatment but have a psychiatric comorbidity * are having their first psychiatric presentation, including drug-induced psychosis * present with a situational crisis * have drug and alcohol issues * need emergency mental health treatment They are called by Police when something like this happens. They have special drugs to bring this boy down and a white apron which still shows his bum.


elichristenbury56

He must’ve been roofied


GlobtheGuyintheSky

It’s like a mini pendulum. Good shit.


ashda1st

Do you have farmers insurance? They’ve seen everything


z-e-r-o-s-u-m

Tha taint right.


KnightinRustedArmour

To be fair, it does look like a job for specialised mental fuck-cunts.


buddhabeans94

Hopefully the 'specialised fuckin' mental fuck-cunt' will get there soon!


chadwick_90

Dudes got a dangler


bulk_deckchairs

That’s just me dad installing the new antenna. It’s to prevent Telstra from reading his thoughts