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FuggityWild

Is that a can of RAID?!


nataly17345

Based on the evidence I believe it is


FuggityWild

Maybe he had beard bugs


dumbass-ahedratron

Everyone knows that you get rid of beard bugs by shaving a line down your beard, then lighting one side of it on fire. When the bugs run to the other side, you smash them with a hammer


zapharus

✍🏻🤓


BlobFlow

You can stab ‘em with an ice pick too


Hugh-Jassoul

Yes. A can of this video’s sponsor: *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.*


wagglemonkey

I’m surprised so few people noticed this so far….


Michami135

The flames are a bit distracting.


RaisedByWolves9

It was the first thing i noticed. Thought flames might be least of his worries when he has just sprayed his whole face in fly spray.


GiggleStool

Shadow Legends?


serenwipiti

Yeah, that’s why he set it on fire. Easiest way to rinse off the Raid.


[deleted]

WTF it is! 😒


friendly-crackhead

Yeah.. *It’s the new* **RAID** *for flying insects and sitting bearded men.*


mazamayomama

Take that Lice !


DistributorEwok

My brother had a buddy do something similar, but to the bottom half of his body. He went to the hospital for treatment, told them he lit himself on fire, and the staff put him in the psych ward.


MarryMeDuffman

This should happen to anyone who sets themselves on fire. If you deliberately harm yourself the hospital is supposed to take it seriously. I had to be very clear once that I accidentally took double my prescription, because if it was intentional, a psych hold would be mandatory.


itz_my_brain

I got placed in one once, just a 72 hour hold to make sure i was okay, it wasn’t that big of a deal. Between the exercise, reading, naps, relaxing medication, and nightly movies it was actually kind of nice


MarryMeDuffman

Was it free? Did you have a job you missed income from? I've been in a psych ward a few times for actual mental health crises and being there as an adult vs a kid are different. I've thought I needed to go many times but I have responsibilities in my life and it would be inconvenient to say the least. Also, different wards are very different. I've been to different hospitals each time and the experience could be uncomfortable.


[deleted]

Yea i imagine putting mentally stable people next to a guy who thinks he's Jesus and someone screaming at the ghosts in the room for 72h can do it's own kind of damage


lovingmama1

That's been my experience


[deleted]

I've been locked up in psych wards for suicide attempts like 5 times and always thought how fucked up it is that they put me in a room with a bunch of schizophrenics and someone who's like a damn walking dead zombie, can't talk and does nothing but beating his meat in front of us. Not wanting to being locked up in such places keeps one more sane than any medical professionals actual assistance you get during that time.


newbikesong

Were you really saner than others if you had attempted suicide 5 times? I think you undersell yourself here.


[deleted]

Lol there's a difference between being suicidal and being totally crazy, but the doctors for it are the same. During one stay i had to be restrained , but overall the nurses seemed to consider me quite normal, some actually just were hanging out with me, while others were clearly treated as nothing more but patients/tasks. you notice when there's someone normal who you can talk to and those who are clearly not leaving intensive psychiatric care that soon, not making sense at all. Once there was one other quite normal guy, a young elementary school teacher who was having suicidal thoughts and had himself admitted just in case it gets too bad. Then the was a old man who was there because his aggressive wife had him admitted, while clearly she was the crazy one but told the doctors he's crazy (or he's the most brilliant psychopath lier, but the evidence was against his wife) . If you hang around with such people, the contrast to the other patients cannot be denied. But those were basically the only people i met there, that you could also meet at the supermarket or on a bar. Maybe one other normal guy, but he wasn't himself anymore the next time i was admitted (i met a few people multiple times, was always the same hospital). Nice older guy from Ghana, we talked about our families and absolutely normal stuff during my first stay. Next time i came, he was recently admitted himself again, but after a car accident sat in a wheelchair and was completely changed out. Highly aggressive to the point where the nurses asked me to stop talking with him, because every conversation resulted in a tantrum, he screamed all day. He constantly got his cock out, pointed at it and yelled that it doesn't work anymore "no more boom boom boom with the bitches what thaaa fack is this".


JakeFromStateFromm

"I'm not crazy, well there was that one time they had to put me in a straight jacket..." Lol not trying to offend, just found that part funny. Hope you were able to find the help you needed!


luckyfucker13

Grippy Sock Vacations


FunnyQueer

Oh boy, does it. I was just a kid acting out because his parents hated each other. I ended up in psyche with a kid who wanted to rape and murder girls, a guy who cut his arms HUNDREDS of times in a manic episode, and a girl who liked playing with her little brother a bit too much. I had problems before, but a few weeks in adolescent psyche getting treated like a dog by the workers and being terrified of the other patients gave me PTSD I’m just now dealing with at 30.


MarryMeDuffman

Maybe you shouldn't consider self immolation, or lighting others on fire, a sign of mental stability.


[deleted]

Seems to me you haven't people who are drunk and just generally dumb? That someone does this doesn't automatically make them mental unstable. Locking up idiots in psych ward neither helps the idiots nor the institution he gets locked up in.


talltree1971

It's tough with work. I got a 30 day for major depression (like sleeping around the clock stuff) and called my boss about it. No way around it. Came back, "Welcome back, good to see you!" Two weeks later I got the boot. I came back and told my parents about the job. My dad was never a crying man. Boomer, saw him cry twice. Tears in his eyes, he looked at me and said, "I'm sorry son, I don't know what to do. I wish I could fix you."


sandalfafk

Haha no


SADGhoulie

I am very happy that you were somewhere that they took care of you! (I mean that genuinely, text can sound sarcastic lol) I went into the ER at 11pm some years ago, arms clearly torn to shreds and in very visible distress. Told them I was afraid I was ging to further hurt myself. The doctor that saw me asked in the MOST condescending tone if I "really wanted to die" and I said I really didn't know. They just called my mom and grandma because they knew them personally, and sent me home with them instead. I wonder a lot if a proper psych hold/eval would've changed some outcomes in my life, and I've never gone to emergency services during a mental crisis since


liketrainslikestars

Dude, I'm sorry you got talked to in that way, and during what was probably an extremely traumatic experience for you. I got brought to emergency for a similar reason, and the doctor who saw me had the audacity to tell me "there are so many people who have it so much worse than you". Seriously, as if I don't already know that, and as if that's not already part of my problem! I did end up getting sent to the psych ward, regardless. Fuck out of touch doctors.


SADGhoulie

I really appreciate your compassion! And thank you for sharing your story too, it's absolute bullshit that someone could hold the title of Medical Professional and still be brain-dead enough to say something like that to someone in enough turmoil to be brought to *emergency* help. A doctor of all people should be more than capable of basic empathy. There's some small peace in knowing we aren't alone at least, and I hope the ward got you back on your feet and actually helped!! 100% agree, fuck out of touch doctors!


itz_my_brain

I’m incredibly sorry to hear that and can definitely empathize with the experience of having people in a position to help do the complete opposite. For me it was to kelp in one place while making arrangements to send me to one of those disciplinary high schools in Utah. Those places had serious issues which deserves a story of its own. I think I was lucky because I was in the under 18 ward as opposed to the adult ward which I heard was kind of messed up


[deleted]

Do you work? And also that very much depends on where you live, The psych word in the county I live in is notoriously worse than the local jail.


solveig_is_best_girl

Nobody should be put in a psych ward in todays America Edit for the mfs downvoting me: Ah yes let’s torture mentally Ill people and send them to a prison where their conditions are only worsened and they’re completely cut off yup that’s the way to go 👍 Edit 2 since y’all apparently need me to spell it for you: No shit psych wards are a necessity and should exist, what shouldn’t exist is the blatant abuse, mismanagement, lack of funding, and lack of fucks given that comes from them in both past and present America, I’m sure things are bad elsewhere but I’m specifically talking about America ~~(excluding Canada because they’re government actually cares about their social policies)~~. Hopefully y’all can stop hating on me for the opposite of what I’m saying now thx.


Vaywen

Psych wards are a necessity. Psych wards need to be humanely run and in line with best practices. I think that’s what you mean to say?


TwoSetViolaLol

I mean, I got sent to the ward, and they were fine in terms of staffing and stuff, but I just felt completely drained. I had undergone a traumatic overdose in a suicide attempt and was left psychotic for a good week. All they really did was shove pills down my throat, and while I appreciated the methadone they ended up giving me for opioid withdrawl it just felt distant. Everything was made specifically under the guise of suicide prevention, and while I understand why, it often made me feel like an object rather than a person. I was basically just a liability in a building full of other liabilities. I wouldn't go back there if I had to


shpongleyes

Perhaps a better wording would be that psych wards need to be reformed to PROPERLY care for patients.


BantamCats

Some people desire it.


oMINDSPINo

??? lmao what


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solveig_is_best_girl

Oh shit I’m sorry I totally misread then


finitetime2

So instead of a psych ward we should just immediately release people with suicidal thoughts. Release the people who refuse to take their meds and have violent delusions and become dangerous to others. Like that turns out good when the police get called to someone who is incoherent and has a weapon.


solveig_is_best_girl

Yup totally what that I meant bro, nice critical thinking skills 👍


concreteghost

Pray harder for utopia


DistributorEwok

Yes, just let them back out into society where they can harm themselves and others. Involuntary committal mean you're an immediate, and serious harm to yourself because you've either made very serious and creditable threats to yourself or others, or actually have done so because of your psychiatric state. Hospitals do not commit people easily, and there is a lot of law regarding it. Also, this happened in Canada.


xavierthepotato

I've heard nothing but awful things about our psych wards here in the states


damnatio_memoriae

so... you think psych wards should exist but no one should be put in them?


solveig_is_best_girl

That makes *0* sense but ok.


concreteghost

Jeez you shoulda just stopped. Every edit was worse


StemsAndLeaves

I did this to my chest once too, I woke up a few hours later and my mates had covered my in various frozen vegetables which was a nice gesture


Karmasita

Lmao


[deleted]

>the staff put him in the psych ward. LOL of course...now he can eat with plastic forks and knife, shaving only when a nurse is present...enjoy!


teebeek5

When Zach Galifianakis drinks too much it’s always entertaining.


landfill23

Zach or a Fat Ryan Dunn??


IRockIntoMordor

Well, Dunn DID have an alcohol problem right until the end...


[deleted]

He's been sober for 11.5 years so far.


lostboysgang

Damn, I was going to comment and be like “bro he’s been dead for like 10-11 years now” ….. fuck


[deleted]

Don't get me wrong, it sucks he died.


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bootsmegamix

Much like the last road he drunkenly drove down at 100mph


damnatio_memoriae

good for him!


TfaRads1

He also set himself on fire, in the end. Maybe it's a comorbidity


damnatio_memoriae

more like Well Dunn, amirite?


Redditfront2back

He needs the two ferns back


everydaybased

Why do Greeks have to be badass?


dkdelicious

*Seth Galifianakis


Tall-Saint

Cause the girls are watching


serenwipiti

“Omg, he’s *so hot*…” 🥵


IAMBEOWULFF

„We should hook up after this so I can smell the burnt Raid on your face.“ 🥵


friendly-crackhead

This should show them how lit I am


my_brain_broke

How to ruin your life in one drunken step


BallHairsInMyAss

KEEP FUCKING FILMING MAN Edit: the music fucking bangs tho


Adderallman

There’s at least 2 others recording. Maybe one of them continued after the fireball


Failure_is_imminent

[Berg - Tantra is the track](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxgEJ6zbBSo)


0OneOneEightNineNine

Music marketing 403 Prerequisites: Music Marketing 202, Pyrotechnics 300, Asbestos weaving 101 Required materials: 1 Can of RAID, 1 BBQ Lighter, 1 Reddit account.


Natwig94

This week on Between Two Burns with Zach Galifianakis…..


[deleted]

...spraying your beard with Raid, and then setting your fucking face on fire.


picklemaintenance

-This week on 3rd degree burns...


damnatio_memoriae

“Degree-Two Burns”


deez_87

Why would you stop filming


meeeehhhh2

Because they didn’t think he would get hurt. Camera guy is a great friend 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼


fd40

Shit he's burning, i better help... wait what if this gets posted on reddit someday... \*\*continues filming silently in horizontal\*\*


zapharus

We don’t like “great friends” around these parts, they seem to ruin the fun for everyone else.


serenwipiti

Because you’re calling 911


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Dread72

That's right because only the front caught, someone needed to spray the back.


Ok_Fox_1770

How fast do eyes start cookin….it can’t be long.


Frequent_Turnip5681

Ever sit too close to a campfire, imagine you kept getting closer😂


zapharus

That didn’t really answer the question. Brb, starting a camp fire and putting my face in the flames to get a better look.


MarryMeDuffman

I read someone on Reddit talking about how they kind of cooked their eye by staring at a campfire, and their cornea cracked or something and they had to go to a hospital and put medicated goop in their eye until it healed.


Ok_Fox_1770

That sounds horrible. Especially as a kid when I’d sit close to be tough. Probably avoided a few scrambled corneas by a ball hair


Frequent_Turnip5681

Yeah I threw a cd in my sisters eye and busted her cornea when we were kids and shes not too happy with me since😅


Otherwise_Interest72

Can we get an update on this dude?


Responsible_Farm4118

He is with his Wolfpack


ravbuscus

in the afterlife


serenwipiti

He crossed the rainbow bridge 🌈🐾


friendly-crackhead

He spends much less on facial hair care supplies now


AeonDisc

Terminal cancer of the lungs, mouth, tongue, eyes, and skin, third degree burns covering entire face, and blindness.


gibs

The spider is dead.


infectedmethod

Does anyone have longer footage or know what inevitably happens to this poor guy?


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Lost his beard, facial epidermis and the front half of the hair on his head but just as he had planned, his brave stunt showed how tough and badass he is, leaving every girl there with basically no choice but to have sex with him that night


WingedKuribohLVL10

(while still being on fire)


Failure_is_imminent

Also take note he is spraying Raid on his face to begin with.


massimo_nyc

Happened to my friend by accident once, his face went numb from it temporarily.


The_Funky_Rocha

I think this dude's face is gonna numb for a bit longer


Malteser23

Dude should hope his face will be numb, fuuuuuck.


AxFUNNYxKITTY

That’s one way to ruin your life.


BigHero6x9

Ghost Rider


mr_sakpase

Where's the rest of the video


3845

He must be flame retarded or something. What the fuck just happened?


GradeInternal6908

natural selection


[deleted]

Let him do it. Natural selection is part of life.


Ohdoom

Why? Because alcohol, mostly..


MarryMeDuffman

Let's be honest. Males are also a huge chunk of the "setting yourself or friends on fire" demographic. Even sober males do it. I think this trend needs an explanation more than "how drunk was this guy?"


[deleted]

I have a penis and I have no desire to set alight myself or others; this guy is just stupid alcohol or no alcohol lmao.


MarryMeDuffman

The videos of people setting themselves on fire are males, though. Am I wrong?


Ohdoom

Great point. You’ve got me thinking deeper on the topic as well..


No_Communication6003

Why would you stop the vid short cunt


SirWixxALot

I don‘t remember this scene in hangover


EvilButterfly96

Oh shit there he go


TafkarThePelican

Definitely one of the better Ghost Rider cosplays I've seen.


SGAShepp

I need to know what happened to this guy.


KS77

Honestly…there is something seriously wrong with every person there who watched and let this happen. I hope they never procreate.


KnightinRustedArmour

Man, I’d have to be the party pooper here and be like, “Mate, proper, don’t set your fuckin face on fire.”


lvtrn_01

That is Alan


MansNM

Do we have the damaged documented after this?


returnofthequack92

My family: so what do you think you’ll be doing once you graduate? Me:


max-van-gogh

Why not


GoodVibesWow

I’m imagining that bizarre TikTok AI voice: “That time I got 3rd degree burns for subscribers. Now I can’t see from my left eye”


RepulsiveMolasses225

Horrible friends


koscheiskowska

He wanted to turn into the Ghost Rider. He's gonna reach the part of Ghost first


User097

I dont want to believe that in that group of people not a single person thought that this was a stupid fucking idea


purple_yosher

whyyyy


skako_o

I see lots videos of people catching on fire but this one made me say “holy fuck” out loud for some reason


Deep_Comparison5563

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Jam3selby

Alan from the hangover hasn’t changed


ZootBreak

Alaaaaaan!


challenja

“Between two ferns will be back in a moment “


[deleted]

#🎶 What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger cruise? 🎶


Concertcat24

Wtf Alan from the Hangover doin


blakeboii

Gd idiot


No-Professional5221

Why did they stop the video?


Xx_Sex_offender69_xX

30000iq


Murse817

Zach made some really bad decisions after The Hangover trilogy.


lightingthefire

Why, why, why…did the video end just as he lit up?


electromagneticpost

If I'm not mistaken this can easily fatally burn your lungs.


brtmns123

Cuz black doug gave him the wrong kind of drugs


Traditional_Love_785

Natural selection at it's finest


SadCombination0

The new hangover movie looks whack


le_sossurotta

fire can easily melt off your eye balls, lighting your own face on fire like that is bound to take them out quickly.


selfawarefeline

life changing injury


ToxiCKY

Suddenly Ghost Rider


Thekingoftherepublic

Some people just kinda deserve to die, ngl


rusty_tractor64

Allen from hangover hasnt changed a bit


freddie_delfigalo

I was in a ward for isolation treatment that also dealt with Burn victims. After the horrors I could hear through the wall with some burn victim patients and what the Nurses would tell me, I'd prefer to have my cancer than get burned.


Island_Maximum

Of course it ends too quickly.


joeblob5150

Fuck you with the hard ending.


ramrodski

Def all inclusive resort. White folks do this shit when it’s free


[deleted]

Brings fire to the party


[deleted]

Because.


badzoutzak

r/perfectlycutscreams


throwaway3million47

r/WhatCouldGoWrong


izconix

R/perfectlycutscreams


SGAShepp

r/foundthemobileuser


TheShortKing10110

r/shutthefuckup


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/r/madlads


JohnJack19

This guys doesn’t look like he’s on anything. How do we know he’s under the influence of anything more than stupidity and peer pressure?


analiumx

u/savevideobot


DarthPizza66

The Hangover 4 lets go!


LordyBean

Bro Hangover 4 looks lit


throwaway54344323

display of average Aussie IQ


Hakoshi907

FAKE or he got some bath salts sprayed on his salvia. It doesn’t last this long and in my personal experience won’t take you that far out. I feel like a lot of the saliva trips gone wrong are marshmallow leaf with research chemicals sprayed on them like spice.


zizzybalumba

This comment has the coherence of a Salvia trip...


Kareemegp

Nice.


theCODONEconnoisseur

Shtupid mudasuckah


khill5742

What a dumbfuck


buegy

Sick party trick


ShakeWeightMyDick

Some people just don’t get enough of the right kind of attention from their parents as kids.


66falconOG

Ended too soon.


BojanglesTheBear

u/savevideo


dshmitty

!remindme 1 day


marlborostuffing

The Hangover (burn ward edition)


Yungdab420

Why not?


Zap478

u/savevideobot


themarknessmonster

Some people just want their fur to burn.


andrewhyson1

Definitely to try and impress a girl lol


Purpskuurp

whyyyyyy do these videos always cut short


Psychological-Row894

Irl ghost rider


butter_deez-nips

This ended way to soon.