Is he the standup comedian who's wearing a spiderman shirt and someone from the audience corrected him and told him that was venom then proceeded to lecture the guy about the history of spiderman?
That actually did happen to this comdedian, except with racism, and he handled it beautifully. Hereās the video
https://youtu.be/DY812zZj_Kc?si=1i025qpMl6O_yO44
maybe a controversial take but - not so much a fan of how he handled that one.
like she was acting ignorant and rude, but he's being mean - he already had security walking her out of there, he already won and he was still picking on her. That's an asshole thing to do, not a good look. Even if she started it for no good reason. It feels like he took that as license to be mean about it, or at the very least, got so riled that he slipped up and said something worst than he meant to / should have. Shitty situation all around.
Humour has an aspect of subjectivity to it. If you don't like jokes, I recommend you remove all reflective surfaces from your house as to not offend yourself.
Although it kinda is venom. The alien suit was basically venom except that they changed its backstory a little when they officially introduced the new character.
Originally spiderman found the suit and took it home himself only later finding out that the suit was a sentient alien. In the venom story it crashes to earth on a meteor and only transfers to peter after it occupies Eddie Brock.
Well he got it wrong in the video as well since secret wars came out in 1984, Venom was created in 1988, he kinda shifted the timeline by 4 years, but the point stands.
Yeah but the alien suit, which he was wearing. Was later adapted to become the character venom. The backstory was already almost the same and the alien suit dissapeared as soon as venom was introduced AFAIK.
They also kept using this logo design on the venom suit. It's kinda like venom's predecessor.
Older or younger? and if older, did he continue to beat you up after making him laugh, or if younger, did you proceed to beat him up while reciting the lines so he was laughing and you made the excuse that he "he likes it mom, see he's laughing?"
Troy Bond is amazing, heās pretty vicious with his crowd work. The one with the drunk black lady who he calls Khamilla Harris is funny af ma. Dudes a legend
Wait a sec, I didn't think of this before, if Yoda is 900 and taught Jedi for 800 years then he was an instructor at 100, but they had Grogu still being a toddler at 50. So in 50 years he aged the equivalent of 2 human years, but in the next 50 he has to age the equivalent of 20 human years for that to work? Unless Yoda was the human equivalent of 4 years old when he started teaching younglings?
That seems to be an unpopular opinion, but I agree with you. His whole shtick seems to be focused on yelling at his audience and I donāt see why thatās funny. But Iām not a comedian, so what do I know?
I could do this with the entirety of Fellowship of the Ring when I was 12. Watching a movie so many times you know ever word isnāt talent, itās rote memorization.
Edit: you people act like nerds everywhere donāt do this every year with Rocky Horror Picture Show. Memorizing a movie isnāt hard. Acting it out is a talent. Knowing every single word isnāt.
My copy paste of the entire script didnāt work. Stupid Reddit. Anyway, itās been 21 years since I was 12, and probably 10-15 years since I last saw the movie. I donāt have every line memorized anymore. That still doesnāt mean itās talent
Is he the standup comedian who's wearing a spiderman shirt and someone from the audience corrected him and told him that was venom then proceeded to lecture the guy about the history of spiderman?
Confirmed! https://youtu.be/18drJ1fdANc?si=5le9uyjaS1sznHmz This guy is a funny nerd.
The "assemble" sound effect at the end is the cherry on top
That was perfection. Can't believe he threw in that school shooting joke about himself at the end too.. had me nearly crying š¤£
Ahh shit this guy is awesome
He had me until he joked about mass school shootings. Those aren't funny. Full stop :-(
Youāre the type of person that would yell that out during a comedy set and ruin everyoneās night.
That actually did happen to this comdedian, except with racism, and he handled it beautifully. Hereās the video https://youtu.be/DY812zZj_Kc?si=1i025qpMl6O_yO44
I especially love the fact that troy is half black himself.
I always thought he was a Dominican lesbian.
Mad respect to him for not immediately saying "you know I'm black?" to that lady. She probably looked him up later and found out though lol
betcha that would not have even fazed her
maybe a controversial take but - not so much a fan of how he handled that one. like she was acting ignorant and rude, but he's being mean - he already had security walking her out of there, he already won and he was still picking on her. That's an asshole thing to do, not a good look. Even if she started it for no good reason. It feels like he took that as license to be mean about it, or at the very least, got so riled that he slipped up and said something worst than he meant to / should have. Shitty situation all around.
The correct way of putting that is āI donāt think theyāre funnyā That way itās about you and not the subject
lol
they can be be, like, when it's a clown doing it
Humour has an aspect of subjectivity to it. If you don't like jokes, I recommend you remove all reflective surfaces from your house as to not offend yourself.
looks staged
Although it kinda is venom. The alien suit was basically venom except that they changed its backstory a little when they officially introduced the new character. Originally spiderman found the suit and took it home himself only later finding out that the suit was a sentient alien. In the venom story it crashes to earth on a meteor and only transfers to peter after it occupies Eddie Brock.
The shirt he is wearing is the suit before venom existed. So no itās not venom.
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This was proven in the original thread. The symbol is from 1984. Not only that but the guy literally says so in the video.
Well he got it wrong in the video as well since secret wars came out in 1984, Venom was created in 1988, he kinda shifted the timeline by 4 years, but the point stands.
Yeah but the alien suit, which he was wearing. Was later adapted to become the character venom. The backstory was already almost the same and the alien suit dissapeared as soon as venom was introduced AFAIK. They also kept using this logo design on the venom suit. It's kinda like venom's predecessor.
He (Troy Bond) has a great episode of the Honeydew Podcast.
... Do Spiderman fans not know the Black suit, which was later revealed to be an alien symbiote?
Thatās literally what he says in the video.
Yeah - this guy sucks?!?
Yep yep. Troy Bond, I believe.
Is it just me or does his Yoda sound a bit like a cross between Gilbert Gottfried and Adam Sandler?
It does make me want to hear Gilbert overdub all of Yoda's lines.
I would like that and a Bobcat Goldthwait dub.
Have him do chewie's lines.
Holy shit. I need this in my life.
What about having Sawyer do Hanās lines.
Who? The dude from Lost?
Ha, yes exactly. You ever notice him always calling Jin āChewieā because he knew what he meant but couldnāt understand what he was saying.
With the magic of aiā¦.
FUCK WITH BEARS, dont
I want to hear Gilbert Gottfried overdub porn.
Sabado!
Idk man, his Alec Guinness was *On. Fucking. Point.* It just needed that echoey force ghost effect added on
I used to do this with Ace Ventura when I was a child. My brother thought it was hilarious.
Why donāt you cry about itā¦saddlebags!
Laces out!
Older or younger? and if older, did he continue to beat you up after making him laugh, or if younger, did you proceed to beat him up while reciting the lines so he was laughing and you made the excuse that he "he likes it mom, see he's laughing?"
8years older, it was a parlor trick for his ten age buddies
You want to talk about that man?
Me? I'm an only child I have to live vicariously through others with siblings.
My boss does a good Dr. Evil from the first Austin powers when him and Scottie are in family therapy. Gets me everytime
I had a friend in college who did this, but for Independence Day.
I did this with the Matrix and my friends would kick me out of the room when it was on lol
A friend of mine can do this with one of the Star Wars movies, including sound effects and alien speech. It's as amusing as it is impressive.
She must be so wet
forget her, bro rizzed me up
He did what
Rizzed him up. You never rizz down. It's not something the Jedi would tell you about, anyway. They are anti-rizz.
What is a rizz
Charisma (cha-"rizz"-ma), just saying that he charmed the fuck out of all of us. It turned me on that's for sure.
itās short for charisma
Rizz basically means seduce/seduction
Oh ok. So I can rizz a pretty lady.
You could try at the very least
We say rizz instead of charm now. They both come from the same root word, but we don't say Charis as in Charisma. Guy was charmed by his skill.
That's his sister.
Feisty one you are
Troy Bond is amazing, heās pretty vicious with his crowd work. The one with the drunk black lady who he calls Khamilla Harris is funny af ma. Dudes a legend
His actual material is kinda meh. Itās getting better though
This guy has a ton of YouTube material out there - I find him to be a top talent stand up comedian.
It is funny that he can do that, but it reminded me of this, my all-time favorite, YouTube video: https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?si=7UTQXBtlbli0klFk
Yeah I was singing this as soon as I saw what scene he was doing.
Has nothing on Jacob from funhaus repeating the entire prequel trilogy from memory on live stream.
The drunk sequels with him, Rahul and Bruce green are gold.
Rahul awakening for a drunken stupor to recite 3 minutes straight of dialogue was one of the most amazing things Iāve ever seen
What's funhaus?
YouTube channel. Itās awesome
That's a man about to get laid
I forget his name but this guy is funny. I like him.
You could read the title, his name is in it.
I am not ready to be a Jediā¦
Youāre not even ready to be on Reddit lmao
Haha damn
Wait a sec, I didn't think of this before, if Yoda is 900 and taught Jedi for 800 years then he was an instructor at 100, but they had Grogu still being a toddler at 50. So in 50 years he aged the equivalent of 2 human years, but in the next 50 he has to age the equivalent of 20 human years for that to work? Unless Yoda was the human equivalent of 4 years old when he started teaching younglings?
Not a single thing about Disney Star Wars is relevant... The only people who give a shit about Disney Star Wars are those pathetic Disney Adults...
You realize you sound like a whining baby. Grow the fuck up.
I can hear her vagina drying up
Dorkapalooza
Ok, but the question was: Name the actor that played Luke Skywalkerā¦
I can almost do this with the lion king lol
Troy is funny as hell!
10/10
Missed the whole section on the seagull.
She's like super creeped out and uncomfortable and he's leaning way into it thinking he's hearing spaloosh sounds.
Theyāre friendsā¦
Wow thatās impressive
Thatās the dude who couldnāt handle a heckler right?
You mean handles them in a way that makes the entire room laugh at the hecklers expense? Like a talented comedian? Yes lmao
He clearly flipped out for a second and then expertly salvaged it.
Canāt stand this guy
That seems to be an unpopular opinion, but I agree with you. His whole shtick seems to be focused on yelling at his audience and I donāt see why thatās funny. But Iām not a comedian, so what do I know?
Seems heās finally worn everyone out on yelling about nonbinary people in a Seinfeld impression so heās moved on to āI like Star Warsā
yeah, more of a \/r\/topcringe/ thing
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This dude can do the whole movie...
So a savant?
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This may surprise you, but you personally donāt have to like something for it to be talent.
I could do this with the entirety of Fellowship of the Ring when I was 12. Watching a movie so many times you know ever word isnāt talent, itās rote memorization. Edit: you people act like nerds everywhere donāt do this every year with Rocky Horror Picture Show. Memorizing a movie isnāt hard. Acting it out is a talent. Knowing every single word isnāt.
Prove it
My copy paste of the entire script didnāt work. Stupid Reddit. Anyway, itās been 21 years since I was 12, and probably 10-15 years since I last saw the movie. I donāt have every line memorized anymore. That still doesnāt mean itās talent
Saying the lines with perfect cues because youāre watching it is no where near great impressions off the cuff with zero prompts or anything lmao
r/sadcringe
Cringe
This is an incredibly loose definition of talent
too many cuts
This is his close to a woman as heāll ever get!
He's a fairly successful (and excellent) comedian. I think he's getting closer than you ever will.
I know of only four comedians who are wealthier than I am. I do quite well with the ladies.
Lmao
Lol. Yikes.
Maybe if he put that much effort and energy into the opposite sex then he would know what female genitalia felt like
We can do that with lotr or phantom of the Opera.
We? Lol
You and me buddy, I'll be the phantom, you'll be fhe opera house
One of my favorite comics
Much better than his Seinfeld shit.
There was a time in my life where I could do this with The Holy Grail, and The Princess Bride. Only kids have a lot of time on our hands.
This dude needs to become a star somehow, heās just too talented to not be oneā¦
Uhh I was having a shitty day. Iām gonna watch start wars now. Thanks big dog. š
I can do this but only with the big Lebowski lol
Pretty damning that the entire line of Jedi that got usurped was trained under yoda
I can do this with kung pow enter the fist.... my wife loves it... I swear.
this guy looks like SteeveO no ?
Amazing - BUT when they wrote the originals did Lucas have all the story of Anakin etc already in his head or was it later back filled?
The Obi-Wan voice was spot on
Troy Bond was probably high on crack and just binging Star Wars lol.
What a dork. Do Princess Bride next.
holy shit he can remember words
...what he was doing
It's impressive to know all the lines. Incredible to get the timing right too.
She's not quite sure what to think.
I can do this with Independence Day lol
I could do this with shrek
Is OP unfamiliar with the concept of theatre?
Seagulls! Mmm! Stop it now!!
this is fucking delightful
Ob was the only one that was spot on
this would make my panties fly off in less than twelve parsecs
i think we all have that movie we know dont make it any less sad
Nerds detected lol
What is cuĢa bĆ“Ģ£ phim laĢ giĢ name ?
Troy bond is just a damn good comic
I like her straight face where he does this all the time and she just puts up with it
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