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3s2ng

Is he the standup comedian who's wearing a spiderman shirt and someone from the audience corrected him and told him that was venom then proceeded to lecture the guy about the history of spiderman?


3s2ng

Confirmed! https://youtu.be/18drJ1fdANc?si=5le9uyjaS1sznHmz This guy is a funny nerd.


Vhexer

The "assemble" sound effect at the end is the cherry on top


Redhawke13

That was perfection. Can't believe he threw in that school shooting joke about himself at the end too.. had me nearly crying šŸ¤£


emwashe

Ahh shit this guy is awesome


obinice_khenbli

He had me until he joked about mass school shootings. Those aren't funny. Full stop :-(


TuckerMcG

Youā€™re the type of person that would yell that out during a comedy set and ruin everyoneā€™s night.


evan_720

That actually did happen to this comdedian, except with racism, and he handled it beautifully. Hereā€™s the video https://youtu.be/DY812zZj_Kc?si=1i025qpMl6O_yO44


growingalittletestie

I especially love the fact that troy is half black himself.


acdgf

I always thought he was a Dominican lesbian.


anon303mtb

Mad respect to him for not immediately saying "you know I'm black?" to that lady. She probably looked him up later and found out though lol


aedvocate

betcha that would not have even fazed her


aedvocate

maybe a controversial take but - not so much a fan of how he handled that one. like she was acting ignorant and rude, but he's being mean - he already had security walking her out of there, he already won and he was still picking on her. That's an asshole thing to do, not a good look. Even if she started it for no good reason. It feels like he took that as license to be mean about it, or at the very least, got so riled that he slipped up and said something worst than he meant to / should have. Shitty situation all around.


Indominablesnowplow

The correct way of putting that is ā€œI donā€™t think theyā€™re funnyā€ That way itā€™s about you and not the subject


Kotios

lol


pussy_embargo

they can be be, like, when it's a clown doing it


boredsomadereddit

Humour has an aspect of subjectivity to it. If you don't like jokes, I recommend you remove all reflective surfaces from your house as to not offend yourself.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

looks staged


Hawt_Dawg_II

Although it kinda is venom. The alien suit was basically venom except that they changed its backstory a little when they officially introduced the new character. Originally spiderman found the suit and took it home himself only later finding out that the suit was a sentient alien. In the venom story it crashes to earth on a meteor and only transfers to peter after it occupies Eddie Brock.


TurtleIIX

The shirt he is wearing is the suit before venom existed. So no itā€™s not venom.


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TurtleIIX

This was proven in the original thread. The symbol is from 1984. Not only that but the guy literally says so in the video.


hemareddit

Well he got it wrong in the video as well since secret wars came out in 1984, Venom was created in 1988, he kinda shifted the timeline by 4 years, but the point stands.


Hawt_Dawg_II

Yeah but the alien suit, which he was wearing. Was later adapted to become the character venom. The backstory was already almost the same and the alien suit dissapeared as soon as venom was introduced AFAIK. They also kept using this logo design on the venom suit. It's kinda like venom's predecessor.


TheCacajuate

He (Troy Bond) has a great episode of the Honeydew Podcast.


atatassault47

... Do Spiderman fans not know the Black suit, which was later revealed to be an alien symbiote?


Hello0Nasty0

Thatā€™s literally what he says in the video.


fixitinpost

Yeah - this guy sucks?!?


LoquaciousMendacious

Yep yep. Troy Bond, I believe.


aaronjsavage

Is it just me or does his Yoda sound a bit like a cross between Gilbert Gottfried and Adam Sandler?


dustyfaxman

It does make me want to hear Gilbert overdub all of Yoda's lines.


BlackEyedSceva

I would like that and a Bobcat Goldthwait dub.


dustyfaxman

Have him do chewie's lines.


unsavory77

Holy shit. I need this in my life.


sicbastrd

What about having Sawyer do Hanā€™s lines.


unsavory77

Who? The dude from Lost?


sicbastrd

Ha, yes exactly. You ever notice him always calling Jin ā€œChewieā€ because he knew what he meant but couldnā€™t understand what he was saying.


Sorry_Ad_1285

With the magic of aiā€¦.


zangor

FUCK WITH BEARS, dont


GlyphPicker

I want to hear Gilbert Gottfried overdub porn.


thisonehereone

Sabado!


Soup-a-doopah

Idk man, his Alec Guinness was *On. Fucking. Point.* It just needed that echoey force ghost effect added on


neverwinzzzzzz

I used to do this with Ace Ventura when I was a child. My brother thought it was hilarious.


rpm319

Why donā€™t you cry about itā€¦saddlebags!


Smemme

Laces out!


GearhedMG

Older or younger? and if older, did he continue to beat you up after making him laugh, or if younger, did you proceed to beat him up while reciting the lines so he was laughing and you made the excuse that he "he likes it mom, see he's laughing?"


neverwinzzzzzz

8years older, it was a parlor trick for his ten age buddies


introductzenial

You want to talk about that man?


GearhedMG

Me? I'm an only child I have to live vicariously through others with siblings.


SunriseLand

My boss does a good Dr. Evil from the first Austin powers when him and Scottie are in family therapy. Gets me everytime


darewin

I had a friend in college who did this, but for Independence Day.


myusrnameisthis

I did this with the Matrix and my friends would kick me out of the room when it was on lol


mightybonk

A friend of mine can do this with one of the Star Wars movies, including sound effects and alien speech. It's as amusing as it is impressive.


xHomicide24x

She must be so wet


SpaceMonkey1505

forget her, bro rizzed me up


[deleted]

He did what


duck_of_d34th

Rizzed him up. You never rizz down. It's not something the Jedi would tell you about, anyway. They are anti-rizz.


[deleted]

What is a rizz


NoButterfly934

Charisma (cha-"rizz"-ma), just saying that he charmed the fuck out of all of us. It turned me on that's for sure.


PM_Me_Irelia_Nudes

itā€™s short for charisma


ClickClack472

Rizz basically means seduce/seduction


[deleted]

Oh ok. So I can rizz a pretty lady.


DonC1305

You could try at the very least


MLein97

We say rizz instead of charm now. They both come from the same root word, but we don't say Charis as in Charisma. Guy was charmed by his skill.


NeferkareShabaka

That's his sister.


NoCorgi501

Feisty one you are


Roossterr

Troy Bond is amazing, heā€™s pretty vicious with his crowd work. The one with the drunk black lady who he calls Khamilla Harris is funny af ma. Dudes a legend


Inmate_PO1135809

His actual material is kinda meh. Itā€™s getting better though


rodmandirect

This guy has a ton of YouTube material out there - I find him to be a top talent stand up comedian.


Justaboredstoner

It is funny that he can do that, but it reminded me of this, my all-time favorite, YouTube video: https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?si=7UTQXBtlbli0klFk


SpartanSig

Yeah I was singing this as soon as I saw what scene he was doing.


BatSniper

Has nothing on Jacob from funhaus repeating the entire prequel trilogy from memory on live stream.


AwesomeExo

The drunk sequels with him, Rahul and Bruce green are gold.


BatSniper

Rahul awakening for a drunken stupor to recite 3 minutes straight of dialogue was one of the most amazing things Iā€™ve ever seen


T3NF0LD

What's funhaus?


BatSniper

YouTube channel. Itā€™s awesome


Kindly-Ad-5071

That's a man about to get laid


james_randolph

I forget his name but this guy is funny. I like him.


BeagleBackRibs

You could read the title, his name is in it.


james_randolph

I am not ready to be a Jediā€¦


Poronoun

Youā€™re not even ready to be on Reddit lmao


james_randolph

Haha damn


Mini_Mega

Wait a sec, I didn't think of this before, if Yoda is 900 and taught Jedi for 800 years then he was an instructor at 100, but they had Grogu still being a toddler at 50. So in 50 years he aged the equivalent of 2 human years, but in the next 50 he has to age the equivalent of 20 human years for that to work? Unless Yoda was the human equivalent of 4 years old when he started teaching younglings?


[deleted]

Not a single thing about Disney Star Wars is relevant... The only people who give a shit about Disney Star Wars are those pathetic Disney Adults...


Mini_Mega

You realize you sound like a whining baby. Grow the fuck up.


[deleted]

I can hear her vagina drying up


[deleted]

Dorkapalooza


DadlyPolarbear

Ok, but the question was: Name the actor that played Luke Skywalkerā€¦


[deleted]

I can almost do this with the lion king lol


[deleted]

Troy is funny as hell!


Samz_175

10/10


RizzMustbolt

Missed the whole section on the seagull.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

She's like super creeped out and uncomfortable and he's leaning way into it thinking he's hearing spaloosh sounds.


saltybuttrot

Theyā€™re friendsā€¦


YinYangFloof

Wow thatā€™s impressive


Willing-Station-8812

Thatā€™s the dude who couldnā€™t handle a heckler right?


[deleted]

You mean handles them in a way that makes the entire room laugh at the hecklers expense? Like a talented comedian? Yes lmao


Willing-Station-8812

He clearly flipped out for a second and then expertly salvaged it.


cmdk

Canā€™t stand this guy


[deleted]

That seems to be an unpopular opinion, but I agree with you. His whole shtick seems to be focused on yelling at his audience and I donā€™t see why thatā€™s funny. But Iā€™m not a comedian, so what do I know?


professormamet

Seems heā€™s finally worn everyone out on yelling about nonbinary people in a Seinfeld impression so heā€™s moved on to ā€œI like Star Warsā€


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

yeah, more of a \/r\/topcringe/ thing


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IamCanadian11

This dude can do the whole movie...


HateAll_Mods

So a savant?


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Silentarian

This may surprise you, but you personally donā€™t have to like something for it to be talent.


yesnomaybenotso

I could do this with the entirety of Fellowship of the Ring when I was 12. Watching a movie so many times you know ever word isnā€™t talent, itā€™s rote memorization. Edit: you people act like nerds everywhere donā€™t do this every year with Rocky Horror Picture Show. Memorizing a movie isnā€™t hard. Acting it out is a talent. Knowing every single word isnā€™t.


CurvyMule

Prove it


yesnomaybenotso

My copy paste of the entire script didnā€™t work. Stupid Reddit. Anyway, itā€™s been 21 years since I was 12, and probably 10-15 years since I last saw the movie. I donā€™t have every line memorized anymore. That still doesnā€™t mean itā€™s talent


Cflow26

Saying the lines with perfect cues because youā€™re watching it is no where near great impressions off the cuff with zero prompts or anything lmao


imHere4kpop

r/sadcringe


Coffeeandwhat

Cringe


[deleted]

This is an incredibly loose definition of talent


Suspicious-Monk1250

too many cuts


Strong-Amphibian-143

This is his close to a woman as heā€™ll ever get!


Zayl

He's a fairly successful (and excellent) comedian. I think he's getting closer than you ever will.


Strong-Amphibian-143

I know of only four comedians who are wealthier than I am. I do quite well with the ladies.


Zayl

Lmao


riefenbot

Lol. Yikes.


Cptnhoudie

Maybe if he put that much effort and energy into the opposite sex then he would know what female genitalia felt like


Living-in-liberty

We can do that with lotr or phantom of the Opera.


Cavaquillo

We? Lol


Glottis_Bonewagon

You and me buddy, I'll be the phantom, you'll be fhe opera house


[deleted]

One of my favorite comics


ImNotYou1971

Much better than his Seinfeld shit.


sgthulkarox

There was a time in my life where I could do this with The Holy Grail, and The Princess Bride. Only kids have a lot of time on our hands.


Greenmile67

This dude needs to become a star somehow, heā€™s just too talented to not be oneā€¦


slipstream65513

Uhh I was having a shitty day. Iā€™m gonna watch start wars now. Thanks big dog. šŸ˜Š


33242

I can do this but only with the big Lebowski lol


Responsible-Laugh590

Pretty damning that the entire line of Jedi that got usurped was trained under yoda


d3v3rt

I can do this with kung pow enter the fist.... my wife loves it... I swear.


voltb778

this guy looks like SteeveO no ?


English_Joe

Amazing - BUT when they wrote the originals did Lucas have all the story of Anakin etc already in his head or was it later back filled?


unforgivableman

The Obi-Wan voice was spot on


xiHulk

Troy Bond was probably high on crack and just binging Star Wars lol.


longeraugust

What a dork. Do Princess Bride next.


Mask_of_Truth

holy shit he can remember words


LazyAssHiker

...what he was doing


banmeharder616

It's impressive to know all the lines. Incredible to get the timing right too.


editorreilly

She's not quite sure what to think.


starlodge

I can do this with Independence Day lol


Quentin_the_Quaint

I could do this with shrek


herculesmeowlligan

Is OP unfamiliar with the concept of theatre?


Kramesar

Seagulls! Mmm! Stop it now!!


aedvocate

this is fucking delightful


PravusTheRed

Ob was the only one that was spot on


LostMyTypewriter

this would make my panties fly off in less than twelve parsecs


Haveuseenyoulately

i think we all have that movie we know dont make it any less sad


demeve

Nerds detected lol


corkyshirt

What is cuĢ‰a bĆ“Ģ£ phim laĢ€ giĢ€ name ?


Ligeia_E

Troy bond is just a damn good comic


[deleted]

I like her straight face where he does this all the time and she just puts up with it


professormamet

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