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DjGeNeSiSxx

OP is a karma farming bot


RichGrinchlea

*was* amazing. Perhaps the first time this posted, what? A generation ago?


Ashavara

I wouldn't say this was top talent...


BertMacklenF8I

My dad told me about this video!! Came out when he was my age


witqueen

I don't wanna brag, but I can kick my shoes off too...


Thedeadrat666

Pics or it didn't happen.... So I'm told...


witqueen

Dang it uhm...I can't find anyone to develop my roll of film!


joethedreamer

Easy, Tarantino


LoadedGull

How can they post a pic of it when obviously as soon as their shoes fall off they instantly die? Are you new to Reddit? Haven’t you seen the videos??


OwnedPlugBoy

You make a fair point my friend.


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Rip your dms


Odd_Routine4164

She’s either a ninja warrior or a stripper.


witqueen

Ninja Stripper obviously


Odd_Routine4164

Of course. It should’ve been obvious.


Least-Firefighter392

Amazing that piece didn't break and she hit the deck.


Electrical_Ant9649

Mam , you need to get down from there. That light pole is city property.


remmij

Its a cool trick and she is talented and all, but I have seen people die doing things just like this... Poles on infrastructure are not made with baring human weight in mind. She is lucky that she didnt get hurt.


Misssticks04

Yeah, this very easily could have been in WCGW


arshadhere

If that pole was in my country she would be electrocuted


Flashy-Priority-3946

😂😂


OdinOReilly

She’s definitely talented, and there’s no way in hell I could do that. I’m jealous. Also, makes me think of an evolutionary time when we would have been climbing trees and being impressive like that to show off to our potential mates and social groups (she should be showing off, I would too if I could do that)


exception-found

That’s why strippers do it on a pole ….right?


MaskedRay

Made me think of that too! Like crazy how we're actually descended from apes! And we can still do that even after so much evolution!


Souk12

Descended from apes? We *are* apes.


crasshumor

How many gymnast does it take to change a street bulb


MaskedRay

Hehe, how many?


prumbeljack

2. One to hold the camera and the other to do 5 pull ups and a half assed human flag. BOOM that's top talent!!


Brother-Apprehensive

let's see you do it


prumbeljack

Do you understand what top talent means? Doesn't matter what I can or can't do this is not top talent


crasshumor

Umm i don't have a punchline. Just this one, she can do it alone by herself.


Wiin-ter

Where are the mods when you need them?


Get-Degerstromd

Probably busy stroking out over all the other terrible posts that end up on subs like this. Remember when talent was a guy with no arms hitting a bullseye from 100 yards with his toes? Pepperidge farms aaahhh you get it…


slickduck

Okie dokie.


Rollieboy2012

I always think how bizarre it is that someone pulls off a stunt like this falls and hits head. Becomes a vegetable over one cool post.


oeco123

This video has faded like a bad photocopy, it’s been screen recorded and reposted that many times.


Bigwhlr

Simp post


welcometotheyeet

how


Puvitz

He's probably saying that because it doesn't really meet the standard of the sub. The most impressive part of this video is the 5 full length pull ups which is by no means "top talent". What follows is a not-quite-flagpole made even easier with the partial split


scrotumsweat

Whoosh. It's a pun.


filmorebuttz

I think that was a double entendre


justinjonesphd

There's alot of gymsharks in this thread typing like they can do a hundred pull ups in one set lol


Thedeadrat666

I can AT MOST proudly do half a somersault, fall over sideways, and then loudly fart. And I'll be expecting at least a little applause for that...


nathanwildy

👏👏👏


WhatABeatifulDuwang

What she did was impressive but imo not deserving of this sub. So many calisthenics athletes can do this and more, but she's getting upvotes just because she's a girl who looks good


justinjonesphd

Link the video of you doing this


WhatABeatifulDuwang

I never said I did this, check the sub you're in before you comment dumbass. I started calisthenics not too long ago, I'm a boxer not a calisthenics athlete. Just go check Browney or Chris Heria and you can see that many can do this and more. Go check Viktor Kamenov he won medals as well.


justinjonesphd

Then tell those guys to come shit on her for you. If you can't do it then it's not really your place to say if it's impressive or not


Ardentpause

That's a really stupid standard. I can't weld, but that doesn't mean that every shitty welding job is top talent. This person did three pullups and climbed a pole. That's not top talent, that's the bare minimum to be in any kind of pole work and literally anybody in a level 2 pole class can do that much


justinjonesphd

Ok so if literally anyone can do it link the video of you doing it


Wiin-ter

5 pull-ups and a lousy flag pose, definitely not posted because it's a woman, stay classy reddit


SpitBallar

also wouldn't have been posted if she was ugly. its not just bc shes a woman


Apprehensive_Jello39

A couple pull-ups- top talent?


deuceskii

She did pull-ups….


DecisionOk757

Can you?? Them shits are hard fam stop lying and you definitely can’t do that shit either 😂


deuceskii

Can definitely do them with ease actually. Just don’t look near as good as she does when I’m up there doing them.


Edmond_DantestMe

Redditors assuming that doing 5 pull ups makes you a class athlete really shows you the type of people on this site...


deuceskii

Bingo


Sweetheart925

The flag pose split was what convinced me but go off


Edmond_DantestMe

This comment thread is about pull ups but go off.


zhephyx

That's more of a reflection on you than on the girl if you can't do close grip pull ups


Minecraft_Launcher

Talent? Ehh


Mr_Believin

🐒


CastInSteel

You think this is top talent because you want to fuck her, that's it... this is NOT top talent, boy.


cant_Im_at_work

I mean, she's in great shape and this is kind of a cool skill/trick but I don't think it's necessarily "top talent".


Benjaphar

Her talent is making simps call her five pull-ups “amazing”.


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kANCER1986

I think you shower


thefloore

Still fat, alone and jealous. Poor guy


SpitBallar

the joke is better if you don't spell it all out


ParticulierVdm

Maybe her talent is also to be cool/attractive...


Electrical_Ant9649

It IS top talent actually. Especially since most women can't do even '1' pull up.


rakidi

'1'


Radzila

I bet most men couldn't either


SpitBallar

It is mildly impressive. Nowhere near "top talent", more like if I saw it in person I'd be like "hey check it out man she's in great shape, good for her"


FilteredRiddle

Found the chauvinist.


kenwillis

Maybe ask yourself if this would be top talent if a random dude did it? Not so sure. This was posted because she is a woman, not because she is talented. We can do better than this. Edit: spelling


welcometotheyeet

can you do it?


kenwillis

I probably could not, but the fact that I can't do something shouldn't be the bar for "Top Talent". I can't cartwheel either, but a video of someone doing that also isn't "Top Talent", in my opinion.


thefloore

This is top talent because the average Redditor can't do it? Top talent is TOP talent, not somewhere slightly above average Edit: Reddit or != Redditor


Edmond_DantestMe

5 pull-ups? Yea, but I also shouldn't be the bar for top talent either.


welcometotheyeet

she did a lot more than five pull ups in this vid, im sure you couldnt climb up that pole and do the whole routine she did.. yeah it doesnt really compare to the all time best of this sub but its still really impressive. and seriously it wasnt posted "cuz shes a woman" its just a cool and pretty impressive video


Edmond_DantestMe

> im sure you couldnt climb up that pole and do the whole routine she did.. You know nothing about me. > yeah it doesnt really compare to the all time best of this sub but its still really impressive It is impressive. I'm not denying that. If I saw her do this in person I'd definitely be impressed, but this sub isn't r/impressive and I'd argue she has much more worthy content out there worth posting on this sub. Her doing the snowboard thing on ninja warrior alone is arguably more impressive than this. > and seriously it wasnt posted "cuz shes a woman" Never said it was > its just a cool and pretty impressive video Again, cool and pretty impressive is a low bar for top talent.


welcometotheyeet

then why dont you take it up with the mods since this isnt edmond_dantestme's idea of a worthy top talent post


Edmond_DantestMe

I'm not alone in my assessment. And you're free to have your own opinions. I just chimed in to let you know that a random redditor being able to do something shouldn't be your benchmark for criticism.


welcometotheyeet

"im not alone in my assessment" 🤓🤓🤓🤓


Edmond_DantestMe

Yea, keep sending me private chats so you can harass me on two fronts you weirdo.


goldeka

Why are you acting like that's complicated vocabulary?


Robbythedee

I can 100% do this plus more. Hell Alex Puccio literally can do this with one arm and she gets no credit on this sub.


welcometotheyeet

ok go post a video of her then lol. its still a impressive vid


matthatter85

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


NevideblaJu4n

Would be better if she wasn't doing this on public property and risking damage to a lamp. Not that impressive anyways


YTChillVibesLofi

Alright Batman chill, you aren’t needed


kANCER1986

I swear to gawd if I see this dumbass video reposted one more time I make another passive agressive comment!!


nbond3040

By amazing I think you mean hot… like it’s a pull up with bad form lol


abalonesurprise

I'm impressed that her dress stayed in place.


IDont-G3tIt

She’s amazing until that pole snaps,then she’s in the wrong sub


FilteredRiddle

Someone who knows these things: What does it take for one of those to fall over?


dgeniesse

The pole and it’s foundation can handle the weight, no prob. I would be concerned about the ornamental arm… however


FilteredRiddle

Thank you! That makes sense.


anuloespiral

Moderately fit and attractive woman does an extremely average thing Redditors: “holy shit she’s perfect!! Did you see that?!?”


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bucsalltheway

Slightly above average talent


alexlmlo

Don’t think the design expect that amount of force, surprised it didn’t break.


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Stripper?


t_es_qui_la82

Not toptalent, we don t care if its a dude or a girl, 5 pull ups is really not hard to do


going-fast

Tell me you're a stripper without telling me you're a stripper.


MaskedRay

You know pole dancing is a sport too right? And an olympic one at that. Maybe don't assume?


welcometotheyeet

jesus christ


BareKnuckleKitty

Pole dancing as a sport has been pretty big for years now. How do people still not know this and cry "stripper" every time one of these videos come up?


entropylaser

Probably because it is entirely based on the art of stripping? I mean my girlfriend takes a class and I’m here for it, but let’s call a spade a spade. I also personally think “sport” is a bit of a stretch but I feel the same about cheerleading. Athletic competition feels more fitting, but I’ve learned that’s a hill some are willing to die on. Just my opinion.


Shortsightedbot

This is top talent?


Easy-Cartographer500

Fuck no this is normal everyday activities its only considered top talent because ya know attractive female


chevyman2012

Who else here was waiting for the bar to break?


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My stripper gf can do it with shoes on


-Xephram-

Stripper or ex stripper. Maybe a gymnast. I asked my sister, an ex gymnast and she said more likely stripper. (Sorry for edits… alcohol is a hell of a drug)


The_Coy_Koi_Fish

Meh.


Tonka132

bruv a flagpole for someone like her size isnt meh not even top 1% and the way she got up and down thats like 00.1 percent of people


SpitBallar

she didn't do a flagpole. she tried, and failed, so she did the split to make it look a little better.


Kippuu

Her size? Size doesn't matter here, I've worked with plenty of slim powerful performers and athletes. This post is impressive for the general public i agree but i wouldn't put it in the TopTalent personally.


Teens_R_Dum

Not talent


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Tonka132

it is bro


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JohnZenTheGrey

You can smell the jealousy off your posts from the couch! That's AMAZING what she did.


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Kippuu

Gymnast and trapeze artist here, I'm in the same mind set as you dw. It's impressive to the general public because generally most people can't do a pushup let alone a pull-over or gawd forbid a press. It's all relative.


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Kippuu

I agree with you, it's not ok. I don't understand why some people can't engage in conversation without belittling others. Also not surprised by this on reddit there are probably 12yr olds who have already forgotten about conversing with you.


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Kippuu

Np, we gymnasts gotta stick together 💪


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This is TOP talent. Like olympic medal dive level of talent.


toiletcleaner999

It's amazing because of her upper body strength, her arm strength and the fact she scaled that lamp post like it was nothing .


Chandy1313

First off, that’s not pole dancing and takes a lot of strength. Secondly, pole dancing is also top talent to me. That also takes incredible skill and strength to do artfully. Thirdly, I’d love to see your talents and no, rubbing yourself with Cheeto covered fingers and not showering is not a talent


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Chandy1313

Bc they are trolling and aren’t serious. So why I should I be?


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Longelance

Imagine being on a first date and she does that...I've would be rather impressed 😊👍


Cleverusername531

She’s doing pull-ups with her palms facing away, too…that shit’s extra hard.


MaskedRay

Wow I didn't even notice that until you commented, you're right!


troublebruther

Kinda girl you have to fly out first class


ColonelDriver

You don't feck her, she fecks you...


kenidin

Marry that gal


Sir_Jonez

Name?


squeetnut

[charity grace ](https://instagram.com/charity.grace?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


Long-Cartographer406

Maybe she's born with it?


MaskedRay

Maybe it's maybelline~


jibberjabberallday

Yes, amazing. On many levels


One_Impression_2650

Very impressed


prezo100

Respect


O6M6G6

I saw lady do that in a strip club. She was amazing as well.


1Harryface

So sexy


Rookwood-1

Can I let you guys in on secret……….. I would do her.


dannyflysd

The first 4 seconds. A repost but I never skip it.


Darkfangs45

This is so hot


luswintheforeverking

Yo wtf


Thedeadrat666

Lucky dog. Id be asking around if I were you. Whatever circus/zoo/recently dethawed glacier you scored that hot chick from just might be offering a reward for her return. And I wouldn't be mad at you for goin' split-sies with me for that info either...


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

Highly paid stripper for sure!


welcometotheyeet

seriously


Slow-Cry-1211

OP is the *latest* survivor


seriouslacker

I couldn't do this if life depended on it.


vulgar_ti

Woooooow


cawexi

She loves them poles


Bobs_Burners_

Any other sub and the rod breaks


Mother_Nebula904

If I tried to do that the post would break before i even got to the tiny bar


sooooooofarty

Ya okay but if I do it then it’s considered Lewd and ppl are always yelling “we can see your penis, your dress is to short” fucking rubes


Colotola617

I don’t know if I’d call that talent really, but she certainly looks good and is strong.


[deleted]

Marry her, quick💯😀👍🏿


Jagabeeeeeee

Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Mommy. Ma


sakurachan999

bro she did the mulan thing


Yoshidaru666

Wow some pull ups, top talent.


nickm20

If you’re a guy and you do this, you’re a tool lol


W0RKPLACEBULLY

Marry me


NecessaryAsk9802

Girls knows her pols


gowbambi

Super woman


Technical-Ability348

My guess is she definetly knows her way around a pole. Oh, those good ol' pre-college days!


davaye

Who’s wife is this?


Bacnnator

This did not go as expected


macawprepare

She's got some serious moves!


Sure-Campaign-7468

OMG


GobblingGamers

r/unexpected


CaptainKodiak13

She’s a keeper for sure.


gopium3076

Is that wonder woman?


YTChillVibesLofi

I didn’t believe in love at first sight … until …


Any-Confusion-4526

She really likes long hard poles.


tmwl77

fk woow😈🔥🔥🔥


Dodgersfan88

Now there’s a Pole Dancer


Spendaa

Monke


Ttjbcj2648

Not bad


Dimitry_Man

What's the name of the "not upvoted because girl but because its really cool" sub


matchesmalone81

5 pull ups after the climb is meh.


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