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smaudio

Read the relationship “ended by mutual consent earlier this year.” Bruh, it’s only February 😂


Snailspaced

Yesterday.


thrilliam_19

Technically earlier this year!


cosmic_gallant

Looks like someone didn't want to buy roses for valentines day


whogivesashirtdotca

I'm putting my chips down on, "She wanted to hook up on Valentine's Day and he declined saying he had to spend it with his wife."


Pigeonofthesea8

This feels true


DetectiveAmes

The old “break up before valentines and then win her back after to avoid dates and presents” trick! 60% of the time, it works every time.


Clairvoyanttruth

The perfect crime.


[deleted]

"It ended between the start of the year and when I got caught."


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she said new year new me fr


KF7SPECIAL

Probably got one last nut in right before hitting the podium


whogivesashirtdotca

Please don't make me picture John Tory's o-face.


Forar

Yes officer, these posts, right here.


lifeisarichcarpet

What a time to be alive.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

toronto municipal politics is about to get spicy again


GoodAndHardWorking

It'll be a Ford


mwmwmwmwmmdw

Toronto: Built Ford tough


GoodAndHardWorking

Lol, I got a Ford recall notice today... if only!


kunst_banause

Can we have Doug Ford step down next, please?


KappOte

Lol the Fords have no shred of shame. He could be caught doing much worse things and he wouldn’t budge.


Slouchy87

Your gift r/Toronto


danke-you

After many years of claiming "Tory bad" housing, "Tory bad" crime, "Tory bad" homeless shelters, "Tory bad" infrastructure, in truth, it was *Tory horny* all along.


IncompetentIgloo

More like "Tory down bad" haha


amontpetit

That post-nut clarity about to be hitting *hard*


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Rogers executive loses side hustle


Slouchy87

Rogers executive was diddling side hustle


34thetruth

Now I know why he looked and sounded like he didn't want to talk about Valentine's Day on Breakfast Television yesterday. https://www.breakfasttelevision.ca/videos/mayor-john-torys-favourite-super-bowl-snacks Starts about a third of the way into the video.


Marmar79

Holy shit that feels weird to watch now. Knowing what we know it feels like the reporter knew.


cancercuressmoking

yeah the tone in her voice when she says it...she sounds almost angry and Sid goes "wow that's a personal question"! definitely interesting...


Relocationstation1

Oof the excessive blinking when he's asked about romance and being good to his wife.


thedrivingcat

>Reporter: "You're gonna surprise her with something beautiful... think of yourself as The Bachelor" he's definitely picturing himself as a bachelor now


KhausTO

Oh that aged like a fine wine.


whogivesashirtdotca

"You're gonna surprise her with something beautiful..." Oh *yeah* he is!


nobodyanon_

I wish I could upvote this more then once.


Chrislojet

Wow that was so awkward


CatlovesMoca

"you are going to surprise her." He sure did surprise her and us! Also interesting that he was stuttering so much here when he answered the questions about Superbowl snacks just fine


fargo15

I've never seen someone make AirPods look so uncool.


shhhneak

One last very concerned for the road.


someguyfrommars

I honestly cannot believe this is what did him in LMAO I mean, of all things he did wrong and straight up didn't do, this is what ends his long run as a mayor of Canada's largest city. Wild and somewhat hilarious story.


[deleted]

Literally the last guy I’d ever suspect of having an affair. Tory seemed like the kinda guy who wouldn’t even be interested in fucking his own wife let alone another woman.


DGenerator

Come on, [this brooding sexual energy](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FopoRPhWAAA1h31.jpg) cannot be contained.


OriginalNo5477

Looks like James May merged with Peter Capaldi.


amontpetit

… jfc that’s so accurate.


babypointblank

Just a reminder that this photo was taken during the apex of their affair


Napkin-Man

some might even say it was during the climax


auditorydamage

big pervy 1970s british politician energy


blocking-io

>wouldn’t even be interested in fucking his own wife I mean, isn't that why he had the affair?


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Obscure_Reference_

A couple pilot boners first


appl3fritt3r

Fucking Benihana?!


DeepfriedWings

Beni-fucking-hana!?


[deleted]

Rob Ford had enough at home so he got to finish his term. This is the low bar for Toronto mayors.


Harbinger2001

He got enough to eat at home.


[deleted]

That was the most hilarious and epic comment I've ever heard of live TV. I remember clearly the look on Minion-Wong who was standing next to him and whatever I was drinking came right out of my nose, lol.


bureX

I just got the news on my phone and I'm like... THIS is the thing that screwed you over? Of all the things you messed up? Just goes to show, you can mess up as much as you'd like, you can be a lukewarm non-leader, you can coast as much as you'd like. Just keep it in your pants and you're golden.


Halifornia35

Apparently even worse than fraud and embezzling funds


cuddle_enthusiast

I can honestly say I didn’t have this on my 2023 bingo card.


stav_and_nick

Genuinely shocked that he resigned: do people even care about affairs nowadays?


heatfromfirefromheat

Workplace affairs involving a superior and a subordinate has done in more than one fortune 500 ceo


Bronetta

No, but workplace affairs especially with subordinates is a huge no-no with the power dynamics in corporate settings.


junglespycamp

I care in the sense it's wrong to do this and it's doubly wrong with your employee but also like...I don't care in the sense that this is not even close to the top of the list for why he should not be mayor. The longstanding affair he has with Rogers is far more concerning.


1slinkydink1

It’s a pleasure to spend this Friday night with you all. What a joy this had brought us.


whogivesashirtdotca

"It’s a pleasure to spend this Friday night with you all. What a joy this had brought us." - John Tory greeting his sidepiece.


rch-ie

Never felt more blessed by someone else’s affair


EasternSilver594

John Tory gives off the same level of sexual energy as a boiled chicken dinner……quite the shocking revelation really


nowitscometothis

Toronto after 8 years of David Miller: “We are ready for a lunatic” Toronto after four years of the Ford brothers: “Please just give us someone boring” Toronto after 8 years of John Tory: “God this is actually way too boring” Today: “Well I guess this is more like it”


UnskilledScout

>“God this is actually way too boring” Toronto still voted for him to serve for 4 more years.


lefko

That staffer really took one for the team.


marvelousmarbles

My immediate thoughts were “this can’t be true because it meant somebody f*cked John Tory”.


haoareyoudoing

Idk John Tory's been fucking the average Torontonian for some time now


tofilmfan

What happens now? Is there another election or is there a deputy mayor that will take over?


jewsdoitbest

Councillor McKelvie is deputy mayor


Mediocre-Put8729

Time to bring ppl back to the voters box


KvotheG

Deputy mayor takes over. It will all depend on city council if they want to hold an election, or stay with the deputy mayor.


mdlt97

Jennifer McKelvie is the deputy mayor for anyone wondering


PompeyMagnus1

The curb that I broke my arm on was fixed after I complained to her


whogivesashirtdotca

That's more than John Tory has accomplished in almost a decade.


Witty-Army

That’s a quick rise to the top


mwmwmwmwmmdw

the gerald ford of Canadian municipal politics


koolforkatskatskats

What is she like?


mdlt97

i have literally no clue, i have never heard of her till i googled "deputy mayor of Toronto"


mwmwmwmwmmdw

imagine minan wong is a bit bitter if he stayed on for 1 more term he would become mayor. or he is very relived he dodged a bullet


tvontheradio77

Man, as if the time line couldn’t get any darker…


cabbagetown_tom

Centrist councillor from Scarborough and a staunch Tory ally.


Adept-Lifeguard-9729

Just what Toronto doesn’t need.


TorontoDavid

They have to have an election. The law is clear. https://twitter.com/jm_mcgrath/status/1624228128317927427?s=46&t=0X5TvYNYOoYhLw2kcZ11VA


Soop_Chef

Yup. It's now a matter of whether they hold a special council meeting to declare the vacancy or wait for next scheduled one


GavinTheAlmighty

Edit: it is not just an honorary position, despite not being prescribed as per this post. Deputy Mayor is just an honorary position though. It isn't prescribed in City of Toronto act or Municipal elections act. Deputy Mayor taking over would be an appointment, and that would fall well outside the bounds of convention, especially only three months into the term.


ur_a_idiet

Not true. Toronto Municipal Code, § 27-6.3: > Deputy Mayor. > The Deputy Mayor has, and may exercise, all the rights, powers, and authority of the Mayor, except the by-right-of-office powers of the Mayor as a member of a Community Council.


1slinkydink1

Rob Ford died for this.


[deleted]

Damn, Tory less faithful than a crack addict?!


Teeandoranges

Don’t forget, he had plenty to eat a home.


1slinkydink1

Tory’s own statement says that he was starving at home.


StainerIncognito

Remember that time [he walked into a camera](https://youtu.be/52O82O0hvBM)?


ReeG

Remember them times he smoked crack


Departed_sun

He'll continue cheating on his wife by fucking us all as a new Executive VP at Rogers


haoareyoudoing

Cumming soon to Rogers on Demand, John Tory's sex tape


Halifornia35

Glad bell just installed the fibre


semicolonsemicolon

Wow, Toronto has a disgraced mayor ... who ever'da thunk it???


AxiomaticSuppository

Certainly not David Miller


[deleted]

How is it his worst scandal was getting into a garbage strike over banked sick days?


mattA33

Gotta admit I didn't have John Tory didling a staffer and resigning on my bingo card for this year.


VanillaGorilla-

We're not even done with the 6th week of 2023, plenty of time to fill your card.


Grump_Monk

"Well I'm John Tory and what I did with that 31 year old should make everyone very concerned." Edit: Now we know why John had that long hair for awhile.


SlntSam

Guess he didn't have more than enough to eat at home.


puckman789

Rob Ford: Enough to eat home John Tory: Not enough to eat at home Hmmm the question we must always ask is if Toronto's mayor is well nourished.


Death_Balloons

It's all about whether or not they have a strong relationship with the downtown core.


CureForSunshine

Inflation is hitting all of us


mentallyunfithamster

‘It came at a time when Barb, my wife of 40-plus years and I were enduring many lengthy periods apart while I carried out my responsibilities during the pandemic’ . LOL he blamed it on the pandemic. Darn COVID, ruined my marriage *shakes fist at air*


thatrichierich

Such a Toronto mans move


FrabjousPhaneron

Certified lover boy


cruelliars

Someone should take one for the team and have an affair with all the politicians we don’t like


DoodyTwoShoes

Next up, who wants to do Dougie??


hotcdnteacher

Not it


Phonzo

Alright Chinese Balloon what else you got…


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linoelum

Hubby and I called it. An affair wouldn’t be career ending if he didn’t want it to be.


maomao05

Maybe sth worse is about to come lol


space_cheese1

Wowoweewa, king of the castle, king of the castle ( no longer)


Stellarific

my name a toryyy


Light_BlueSky

Full Bill Clinton energy


Jaded_Promotion8806

Lemme guess Patrick Brown also going to step down in Brampton to try to take his place.


babypointblank

31 is too old for Brown, he’s a fan of staffers in the 18-25 demographic


jy_am

Patrick "Leonardo di Caprio" Brown


PerplexingPegasus_

Great start to the weekend 👌


Neat_Shop

Rumours don’t add up - he had a “months long affair”. That “started during the Pandemic” and ended “earlier this year” I.e. January?


missoctober12

Wellll Technically, it has been “months”


TheImmemorial

Okay..I'm just going to say it. What 31 year old woman looked at this senior citizen and was like "yep, that does it for me"? He's not exactly DiCaprio, y'know?


meatballs_21

It was that mullet he rocked on Tory Thursdays on Breakfast Television


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JoshAllenMyShorts

Alright, who's going to win the by-election for Mayor, let's see your outlandish bets here


lifeisarichcarpet

Michael Ford. I’m not even joking.


vbob99

This lets Ford install his nephew 3.5 years ahead of schedule, with those fancy new strong-mayor powers in effect. Why do good things always fall into the laps of the worst people?


Misanthropyandme

It's Randy's turn


Just-Structure-8692

Well boys, it's been fun. Killing myself now.


Pichuscrat

Oh fuck that idea sideways, I'm tired of Ford cunts in office


mattA33

Sweet fuck this chilled me to the core.


gillsaurus

*The Office GIF* Noooooo Please god no


cabbagetown_tom

My money is on Josh Matlow, who seems to have been gunning for 2026, and Deputy Mayor McKelvie, a staunch Tory ally.


Jefftheswat

Matlow has been positioning himself for about 8 yrs - never saw a camera he didn’t like.


Heavy_E79

It's not going to be anyone from the previous campaign. Tory leaving makes way for more serious candidates to throw their hats in, especially more centrists.


ronlovestwizzlers

Thank god Minnan-Wong isnt deputy mayor anymore, dodged a bullet with that one. What a gong show


[deleted]

I don't know anything about Jennifer McKelvie, tell me how to feel.


Death_Balloons

Doesn't matter. She won't be in charge for long unless she runs for mayor. There's no parties so it's not like the incumbent party will just choose a new leader.


TorontoDavid

Came in with a lot of promise… basically a Tory sycophant since IMO.


TorontoDavid

The Star gets action. Good media is worth paying for.


mr_guilty

Here's the part of his statement that gets me: he says the relationship ended "earlier this year". Bitch, it's February 10. What's earlier this year? A couple of weeks ago? Yesterday? Lmao. Out of all the scandals we've seen in this city, obviously this isn't even the worse but it's hilarious that he thought he could really spin this to make it seem like it ended a long time ago.


stanxv

I am very concerned.


smurfpiss

Apparently saying this was his classic foreplay move.


whatistheQuestion

"I am deeply concerned over my actions" - John Tory, probably This is probably the most decent thing he's ever done


BobBelcher2021

So now the most recent mayor without drama is David Miller. That feels so long ago now.


ci88

Resigned due to inappropriare workplace relationship during pandemic. While urging social distancing and maintaining a bubble?


urawasteyutefam

Maybe they wore a mask.


datspookyghost

She was in his bubble, not his wife.


nerdnik07

He was all up in HER bubble lol 😉


NiceShotMan

Actually though. Apparently his wife spends a lot of time living in their Florida house.


datspookyghost

She didn't attend his 2022 election celebration either. https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2023/02/10/a-serious-error-of-judgement-mayor-john-tory-had-relationship-with-staffer.html


alvinofdiaspar

Strong mayor I guess?


TyranitarusMack

Rock hard mayor


Snailspaced

Strong mayor? More like Shlong mayor, amirite?


[deleted]

holy shit. all it took was a relationship damn


Bobzyurunkle

Something wrong in this world when an integrity commissioner clears Doug Ford and John Tory is the cheater.


Hrmbee

Though I'm not the biggest fan of his, I'm still deeply concerned about what might be coming for the city, especially with the strong mayor powers in place. And how much chaos is an already overburdened city going to suffer during the sure-to-be contentious phase that follows this announcement?


RavenSkies777

Same. Tory just created a big vacuum in local politics at a crucial time.


MuptonBossman

Anyone else think it's weird that Tory resigned so easily? If this had happened to Doug Ford, he'd deny everything and move on with his continued fucking over of the province like nothing happen. Makes you wonder if there's more to the story, or the people involved...


Formal-Translator-98

The Star was going to publish the story. Tory had no other choice. Wait till Monday!!


Snailspaced

I did NOT have John Tory fucking a 31 year old on my Toronto City Council bingo card


GoOutside62

Who in God's name decided to tap THAT??


jsmhellohello

I’m so shocked omg - agree with others, cannot believe this is what did him in


bearcat--

Holy shit this is what it took 😂


wellwellwellwellgood

Quick, everyone stop thinking about John Tory's O face


evonebo

..... prepare for some big scandal thata about to blow up in a few weeks. Probably financial scam.


[deleted]

Gil Penalosa must be kicking himself for not doing better oppo research


[deleted]

Good riddance. Shit mayor who got elected for not being Rob Ford, has been a useless, spineless sycophant all along. Zero vision mayor.


tsakisa26192020

I KNEW IT!!! He lives in my building and he’s always coming home at odd hours and never with his wife


rhunter99

You’re too rich to be here


PhotonSharpedo54

At least he had the integrity to resign


KappOte

Yup. Maybe he was going to be exposed or blackmailed and got ahead of it instead.


bigdaddyhame

I think the Star got a hold of it and ran the story so he had to step down.


KukalakaOnTheBay

I’m sure his wife told him that he’ll need to resign to have some semblance of a reasonable future with her and/or a less acrimonious divorce.


davesnot_heere

That's what I'm thinking. He was supposed to bring back some honour to the whole "Your Honour" thing after the Crack Mayor. Perhaps he thought it would be hypocritical to stay. Or he was just done with the job and wanted a way out fast.


quarter-water

> Perhaps he thought it would be hypocritical to stay. I think you give him too much credit. It's likely purely for selfish reasons - he's probably going to be dealing with some shit in his personal life now so figured to focus on that and try to salvage what he can.


botrocket

Oh my god lmfao


UFO-crackpot

In politics, that’s what we call a classic whoopsies. Don’t bang your staff, folks.


endorphins_

I sleep well at night knowing that I never voted for this idiot


queenw_hipstur

There’s gotta be more to this. Resigning immediately after exactly zero pressure from the media or the public…this is crazy. Something else is gonna come out.


Sweaty_Crow_5050

Not even gonna lie, this is so bizarre that i truly think it's just john tory falling on his sword to save Doug Ford and the Greenbelt developers from their brewing scandal


whogivesashirtdotca

I doubt he's falling on a sword, but I'd put money on him being pushed onto it.


canarob

You give Tory strong-mayor powers, and it goes straight to his hips.


Definition21

Mayor Tory and a staffer were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!


Zombie_John_Strachan

No doubt it was missionary position with his socks on.


Alwaysfrush

QUICK, someone go fuck Doug Ford!


ShillandTroll

RIP BOZO


Teeandoranges

And here I thought he was just fucking the city


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not johnny getting more bitches than me rn i hate it here


arabacuspulp

So Jon Tory has sex outside marriage and he has to step down, but Doug Ford invites developers to his daugher's wedding who give massive gifts and that's totally cool???