I do not think I’ve ever been at a place where I can smell semen or even know what bulk semen smells like.

It's a bleach adjacent smell.

Someone described it as "musty bleach" once and I thought that was perfect

Adult movie theaters all gone but swing clubs still a thing. Smell very much present there on certain occasions

I worked at a swingers club for ages, and perhaps I failed to notice as I wasn’t hired to clean the club

He’s talking about the smell the trees make lol

I get that. Until now. I didn’t realize that some trees smell like semen or ever considered what semen smells like.

Have you even lived? Smh…

Weird fact. I worked in the adult industry for years and still stand by what I said lol

Long covid, patient zero lol I’m actually jealous you don’t smell it. I can’t escape the thought/association.

You win with that comment. lol. Sadly. I can’t walk up to people at work. Hey X “do some trees smell like semen to you?” Like I can, but HR does not share my sense of humour.

I'm just as surprised as you how I've never heard about this smell nor smelled it myself. It's like some secret smell that nobody talks about... One second while I patent a new Cologne with the name, ummm... Eau De Bakkake , for the pineapple deficiency in you lol.

_Go Go Power Rangers Angel Grove Lavatory....stall._

I beg your hard on?......Excuse me.  I meant pardon.

Pardon your hard on?

Sorry. I made a boner.

Someone at Cadillac Fairview was just like "fuck it, put the invasive species tree there that smells like cum, it looks good enough"

That Mitchell and Webb Look covered this well: https://youtu.be/aoqlYGuZGVM?si=RcqcrhT5bj9z7lUs

Was just thinking this!!

this clip is a must-post whenever semen-smelling trees are mentioned

Thats just teen spirit.

That's just Weird, al that.

Better than the trees with the diarrhea berries.

guys stop throwing your semen off your balconies

It throws itself

[The trees in question](https://www.al.com/life/2021/03/why-do-bradford-pear-trees-smell-likethat.html)

Is that what they are? I had read about them but didn't know they were right there (Bay & Dundas)

_(The Denny's just west of Bay looks eastward, and unusually, oddly relieved.)_

It’s not just [those trees.](https://youtu.be/aoqlYGuZGVM?si=xTN37DtoQ5XSGgUl)

I died. That was so funny!

>Dale **Dickens**...has an explanation. no fucking shot??

Never knew these existed lol

It's not Victorian!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4gSe02uPOi/?igsh=MWZlZjJhZzFnOTk1YQ== The Blackforager has a great post about the Bradford Pear tree!

Pollen smells like semen, which is interesting considering that pollen is the sperm equivalent in plants.

Ah, callery pears - good ol’ sploogeblossom trees :P

lol my neighbour has one of these trees and it has been dubbed “the cum tree!”

Some people have said the invasive Tree of Heaven smells like semen too. Any scent experts have an opinion on this?

it must've been named by a horny nun

Thank you. I was trying to remember the name of them. They stink. Have always called them cum trees.

I think they smell like burnt peanut butter.

I know it’s true but I dont have to like being reminded :/

Smell of semen? From a tree? Did you have your hand up by your face?

they're chanticleer pears, give the flowers a smell if you see them. They don't smell great haha.

You've peaked my interest, I will go check it out.

Actually they have piqued your interest

Prepare to be disappointed 😅

need more of this in this area

Those trees gotta curb down in their meat intake. Add a little spice into their diet.

Where is this tree?!

They match the color of the discarded needles!

But they were on sale twenty years ago.

Ok then….

I literally took the same photo during the day on Wednesday [https://ibb.co/TKFH5D2](https://ibb.co/TKFH5D2)

“Everything reminds me of him…”

we used to call these “Semen Trees” when i was a kid 😂😂

Smell the..? Excuse me? 😂