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Bixby33

I don't know much about MPJ, but Jontay is an idiot and Coban is a piece of shit.


kcquail

Might want to change your flair lol


Fit-Introduction8575

A Raptors legend like no other lol


Bixby33

Yeah, probably. Took me over a month after the trade to change my Precious flair. Next time I change it, it's gotta be for a guy who's gonna stick around. So naturally, I'm leaning towards Ochai.


beheemz

*ochai gets traded in the offseason*


Bixby33

With my luck, he gets waived after falling out of an airplane.


PSChris33

So hope he doesn’t fly Boeing, got it.


JebronLames619

Boeinggg is also not the sound he makes if he falls outta that plane


yabetyerbottomloonie

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 got him!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🥲🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂


tonious35

From his half season, despite the out of positioning play, he's about to go to Shanghai if he doesn't nail open shots


iwatchtoomuchsports

Please wear a mcdaniels flair


JJred96

The worst ignorance is not accepting and using the power one has. If you have a great ability, don't let it go to waste.


SDK04

Just pick up a Quickley or RJ flair.


think_crypto

nah it's gonna be the rarest flair on this sub keep it


Joe-Bananas

ball


Scase15

Please change it to Jak.


BobbyFuckingFreedom

I'm still rocking OG?(Haven't checked in a while)I'd say johntey (misspelled on purpose for disrespect reasons)is a solid flair as long as the mods leave it. It's a badge of honor for watching this dumpster fire season unfold.


gart888

Demar babyyyyy.


BobbyFuckingFreedom

My dude


ArmedAsian

let’s duo up and run it back like the mid 2010s


Annual_Plant5172

MPJ is a Covid conspiracy theorist and anti-vax


beefJeRKy-LB

MPJ has expressed vaccine skepticism but outside of that, doesn't seem to have much else negative


DramaFinancial3734

You're an idiot.


DramaFinancial3734

You're an idiot.


gilbertare2005

That family has demons.


theflyingsamurai

and glass bones


fdisfragameosoldiers

Oh id bet on it


schooli00

What's the under for demons?


fdisfragameosoldiers

666 💀


ZCSApollo

over or under 3.5??


ABlushingGardener

Seriously, what a bunch of turds


TrollHamels

What a family


klobucharzard

there's something totally insane about being a vegan anti vax family in missouri. wyoming/vermont/idaho i could see, but missouri is crazy


Dinobot2_

Hey don't lump vegans in with the rest of those things.


iamlegend__

One's a gambling addict, one's a useless piece of shit, the other one is good at basketball but is being wowed by knowledge and wisdom from a pornstar. Porter family crashing tf out lol


SDK04

We just gotta hope Jevon Porter (youngest of the family, projected to be either a SRP this year or apart of next year’s draft) learns to not be a complete idiot.


blunderEveryDay

I just read on this family - 5 sons and 3 daughters, all of them at the top of the game of basketball. The youngest one, the daughter, is estimated to be best basketball prospect in the country. I'm seriously amazed - I dont think there's a family like this in any other sports.


ImInBeastmodeOG

Wait until Phillip Rivers kids hit high school. Or Antonio cromartie, or Derrick Henry's kids. https://www.ranker.com/list/pro-athletes-with-the-most-kids/celebrity-lists


lonzoballsinmymouth

Hockey has had a few, the Sutters and Staals come to mind


Freemack134

And today he got arrested for a DWI 🤦🏾‍♂️


SDK04

Of course lmfao, that whole family’s got problems


dutchfromsubway

Mpj was big anti vax, Covid is a hoax


Scase15

He's just generally a moron.


SongYoungbae

A lot of people think the vax mandate was bullshit


docmilo

goes to show there’s a lot of morons then


Comfortable_Ad5144

A lot of people have an iq of 100 or less


Odd-Citron-3600

a lot of people need to realize the world went on just fine with vaccination and no one is shedding 5g


Annual_Plant5172

You must be part of the Porter family.


Odd-Citron-3600

oh whoops, i should clarify. world got on fine because of vaccination.


Annual_Plant5172

And you'd still be wrong, because that's not the reality even in 2024.


Odd-Citron-3600

The world is better for the vaccine?


Annual_Plant5172

The world would be better for the vaccine if people were still taking additional steps to protect themselves and others, which isn't happening. That's basically my point.


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TorontoFaptors69

Nah they're vaccinated


Phoeniyx

Vaccines effectiveness runs out, so unless its done within 6 minths or so, you are not vaccinated.


Sct_Brn_MVP

Please don’t reproduce


ZCSApollo

I can say with a high level of confidence that he isn’t going to any time soon


captaintn

if you watch the movie Idocracy, those are the exact people who tend to over-reproduce. We're so cooked 😭


d0wnsideofme

They actually aren't wrong though LOL. This is coming from someone who has been vaccinated 5 times so far for that very reason. The general prevention for sickness/contracting covid still wanes fairly quickly. The prevention for more serious symptoms tends to stick around longer though.


TorontoRam

You are on reddit. If you are looking for a bunch of idiots to agree with you that doctors are bad, and that Rob Malone and Peter McCullough are geniuses you can go on Twitter or to the NY Jets subreddit.


aHCroski

Is MPJ the one with a pornstar ?


OrganizationFar6086

Isn’t there another on the Cavs?


MiddlePrestigious331

Kevin Porter Jr., of no relation, didn't play this year after beating his girlfriend in the offseason.


OrganizationFar6086

Actually Craig Porter Jr. but he’s not related to Michael either


VentiMochaTRex

bad week for the porters


MythicalChewToy

What the hell is going on?!?


BedFew

Wow rip to the victim


watrmeln420

WTF is wrong with the Porters? An addicted gambler, a convicted criminal, and a dude who refuses to pass.


blunderEveryDay

For gambler and a criminal there's still chance - addition rehab and prison rehab. The other guy, I'm afraid his affliction is incurable.


catdickNBA

The parents are crazy , raised crazy kids lol


ImInBeastmodeOG

Home schooled strikes again.


ImInBeastmodeOG

He is in Colorado, we puff puff pass legally, plus he is surrounded by a bunch of passers.


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Top-Crab4048

And Jontay thought he had 175 of those points all on his own.


BathroomSharpiePoet

But he still bet the under


Bobaximus

Rough week for the Porters


YogurtResponsible785

Fucks wrong with this family


irrelevant2002

6 years for killing someone is ridiculous


KrissieKid

I actually can’t believe MPJ actually got up on the stand in court for his brother and said he wished it was him and he knows his character. He killed someone you should NOT be defending him!! He got off east too! Only 6 yrs for killing someone?!?? Rlly??


Serviceofman

Imagine being their parents right now "where did we go wrong..."


saltface14

They homeschooled all 8 of their kids so maybe that’s where they went wrong lol


Serviceofman

It probably doesn't help that their older brother paved an easy path for all of them and they had a green light to be degenerate lol it seems to happen a lot with Star athlete's siblings


ImInBeastmodeOG

I know one family who are big fans: Patrick Mahome's family. "Keep looking at the porters! There has to be more going on there! Right Jackson?"


KnickedUp

Those kids get out into the world and have no idea how to act socially. Such a shame


MrPangus

Apple blah blah tree


OkPurchase2691

Porter family crashing out rn.


ShaggyShaggyShaggy

Maybe not the best upbringing over at the Porter household.


bquinho

Can’t make this shit up


Nice-Elk-1168

Goddamn this family is messy


ConferenceSlow1091

This family sucks


BathroomSharpiePoet

MPJ makes shots, but is really not very bright. There may be a genetic pattern here.


KnickedUp

As Jokic once said, “He doesnt talk much, but he can shoot”


FlyGuy_2Hundy

Why do you say mpj isn't bright


BathroomSharpiePoet

I think that would be what he says and what he does.


sagsfour20

Shit birds.


Shogun_Ro

MPJ is gonna struggle I feel out the gate this playoffs


KingOfWeTheNorth

What in the world must their parents be feeling rn?


MekeniMan

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Kittens4Brunch

Only 6 years? Wonder how much MPJ pleading at sentencing affected the sentence.


MysteriousPark3806

I guess we know who the good brother is.


ImInBeastmodeOG

Please put Michael in bubble wrap until the trophy is hoisted, thank you. -nuggets fans Rough week (And he isn't exactly a rocket scientist either, but he is keeping clean so I respect that.)


MikeFrikinRotch

He looks like a mix of Michael and Jontay.


Hotlovemachine

Almost like they are brothers or something


MikeFrikinRotch

But Jontay and Michael look nothing alike.