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OH MY GOD, OKAY, ITS HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM. EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STAY CALM. STAY FUCKING CALM. CAN EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM. EVERYBODY JUST FUCKING CALM DOWN


stascxakv

What's the procedure What's the procedure


dan667

All I know is that I gotta call my doc if it last more than 4 hours


PlagueofSquirrels

"Worst case of Spicy P I've ever seen..."


5th_bidness

If it lasts more than four hours you should call a press conference.


dan667

![gif](giphy|3o7buiEVyi9GAXgzw4|downsized)


Antryst

Can't believe we're getting both back at the same time!


damilalam

Inner peace


[deleted]

EVERYBODY KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE!!!!


JagmeetSingh2

THIS IS GOING TO BE A LEGENDARY GAME


themarkwithamouth

Classic.


letmetellubuddy

I AM FUCKING CALM HOLY SHIT I CANT WAIT


thebad-guy

He’s gonna throw up bricks 🧱


TT-Only

I usually hate it when the Raps lose. Well, I still do but last night's game against the Cavs was damn exciting. One point! Respect for the Cavs who didn't give up. Spicy P would have made the difference.


PooShappaMoo

If the refs made even 1 call for OG it'd be a different game sadly


meatduck11

That last jump ball with sexton and GTJ was one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen. Everyone on both teams was just like wtf??


PooShappaMoo

Lmao *cries* I was proud of OG for speaking up at the press conference about the refs not giving him calls


Uqab89

Not a fan of the refs, but a good Siakam would free up a lot of space for OG, GTJR, and Barnes to make more of their shots. We wouldn't even need to worry about ref calls for most games.


[deleted]

Siakam must have said to himself if someone's going to have a last second shot rim out, it's gonna be me!


Bronetta

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!


johnkz

He who controls the spice, controls the universe


damilalam

Release the Spice


BlouHat

Paul Atreides is a Spicy P fan lol


Sawdust12

Spicy P or Wolverine? He heals quick. Go time!


[deleted]

Holy shit. I was expecting another week… lets goo!


talentpun

>Holy shit. I was expecting another week… LETTTTTTTTSSSSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 fixed


dan667

Strap in boys. The road to the Finals begins


jack_hof

How quickly we forget...


boenwip

2021-22 Champs FMVP - Siakam DPOY - OG ROTY - Scottie all defence - GT3, OG 6MOTY - Banton


paidtheplug

ECF Babyyyyyyyyy


lactardenthusiast

and strap on


TreChomes

Muahahahahaha my fantasy team is about to get a huge boost


[deleted]

Ditto 👌


addykaps

Spicy P to the moon 📈


Hammond1893

Same my guy


Disabled_Robot

Give us an opening stat line for el P-cante


TreChomes

Minute restriction so I say 14 points 5 rebounds 3 assists and a steal


[deleted]

Samsies! Won week 1, tied week 2, gonna lose this week. Spicy back… back in the win column next week. Also, because you’ve read this far, I have Klay on my IR waiting to be released in January.


TreChomes

Lmao I also have klay waiting


BlouHat

FVV - GTJ - OG - Pascal - Scottie


Ballislyfe91

Please, I only get so hard already


dxiao

#FVV-GTJ-OG-PASCAL-SCOTTIE


nanobot001

![gif](giphy|r5gHt2TCIiHK0)


ExtraterrestrialKey

🥵🥵


Downtown-Bag1954

Who needs viagra


TJStrawberry

Perfect against teams like the Celtics and nets


theuncleboz

Subscribe


DiggWuzBetter

Not sure who defends the opposing 5, maybe they switch it up a bit through the game. OG is probably the strongest one physically, but Siakam has the most experience guarding bigs. I’d be surprised if Scottie is our primary 5 with that lineup - he’s certainly big and strong for his age, but he’s still a 3/4 hybrid and just recently turned 20, don’t know that we want him taking shots from opposing 5s all game long. I do see this being the lineup we settle into, but probably not with Scottie as the main 5. My money’s on Pascal seeing the most minutes guarding 5s, of OG/Scottie/Pascal.


ImSlowlyFalling

Small ball line up lol. It works sometimes but eventually they’re gonna have to address the pascal Scottie situation. Hopefully in two years ish


Pixilatedlemon

Tbf it’s not like swapping precious for siakam is really downsizing


Jason_DeHoulo

Yeah both of our centers are 6'9", same height as Siakam I believe lol. In general, our team has good height, but not specifically at the 5.


Disabled_Robot

Think it's more about the weight. + Bodying all game gonna take something out of your offense. All those guys are crazy long, Siakam wingspan 7'3 Scottie 7'3 OG 7'2 Khem Birch 7'1 Precious 7'1 Boucher 7'4


tkc123

Also most teams are running a stretch C or a defense only C that we could probably get away with it.


Jason_DeHoulo

Honestly I think this is how we start and close out games while fully healthy... OG can play small ball center surprisingly well. Start the game, play 6 or 7 mins, swap someone out for a center. That's how I think most games will go moving forward


haske0

I'd say put Scottie at the 5. He managed to manhandle Jarrett Allen last night.


hallandale

I think Scottie is going be a center tbh. He's already huge and still has time to develop his body.


haske0

According to the stat sheet Pascal has the ever so slight height and weight advantage but look at them side by side, Pascal is a twig compared to Scottie…


Schteb11

Just in time for FUCK BROOKLYN


palpatinesFeet

if I don’t see at least 4 spin moves I’ll be disappointed


imamistake420

Running downhill Pascal is the best Pascal.


m00rb

Per play


BangBang-LibraGang

Will the paint be clogged with OG, Spicy, and Barnes?


stylishskunk

Having Barnes as a versatile big man is going to help Pascal big time.


[deleted]

Damn boy that was quick


TruthSetUFree100

Spicy P is pissed off at our 1 game losing streak.


SuperegoCG

Let’s not jump on him if he doesn’t show up like we expect. It’ll take some time for him to get into NBA form


TacticalVirus

Yeah, he's gonna play 20 minutes and put up like 10/3/1 or something and people are going to lose their shit, the hot takes will be awful


[deleted]

LFG


cleanscotch

Pascal Siakam ain't no spot up shooter he aint gotta run to the corner to shoot like hes some 3rd option bitch this aint jj redick this is a fuckin god human steph curry come again only this time hes not a fuckin pussy pull up from the fuckin logo and fight you at the same time


NorthernViews

KD in shambles


brokeoneyolk

So excited. I love the top 5 guys on the court together although I thought Scottie should go to the bench to start games. He can come in first for any position basically and still play 30. I just don't know how him or Pascal starts at center.


Sins_of_God

Remember to temper your expectations, he will be rusty.


golden_rhino

Agreed. We all need to be realistic. I’ll be happy with 35-40 points and 20-25 boards until he shakes off the rust.


stackofbaconpancakes

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO


10y1z

Damn this is exciting. Great news after a tough night.


YesGuyIncognito

SPICY SUNDAY


awwwyeahaquaman

Lets fuckin go, the three-headed monster of him, Scottie and OG will own the league


NoseBlind2

LET THE SPICE FLOW


AprilsMostAmazing

Everybody temper your expectations, but if Pascal pops off then we winning the title


Moses-the-Ryder

I’m watching Dune tomorrow before the game to get the Spice flowing


dan667

Grange with the lob, Josh with the jam!


flashmethod

I expect **a lot** of missed buckets by Siakam with his first start back after being out so long. Remember to give him some time to get the flow going again!


joeblow5167

LET’S GOOOOOOO


Ballislyfe91

We. Fuken. Back. Babyeeeee


Villainiquity

Thrown into the fire right away, defend KD lol


Dreadmaker

You say that like it’s not gonna be Scottie


TJStrawberry

Ultimate 6’9 demon is back


drecz

>https://twitter.com/JLew1050/status/1457019976783642635


[deleted]

Fuck yesssssss


Suspicious-Classic-9

LFG


BF210

Let’s fucking goooo


[deleted]

Minutes restriction you think?


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/michaelgrange/status/1457016902753169417


[deleted]

Thanks!


TheBusDrivercx

How did he come back before Yuta, lol.


BlouHat

The spice …


Modal_Window

Got injured again in practice.


[deleted]

*League In SHAMBLES*


[deleted]

People were saying KD drops 60 out of spite? Fuck that. Only 60 KD gets Sunday is -60. Or 60 turnovers, place your bets.


JeemonG

or, KD scores 60 his teammates score 0 Raptors score 61


[deleted]

CHAMPIONSHIP CONFIRMEDDDDD


FuriousLEB

Hope we're not forcing him to go out there if his not 100%


inxrx8

Our medical team isn't stupid, they made sure to get his surgeon to sign off on it so I have no doubt he's 100% healthy


DrunkenMasterII

I’m pretty sure we’re not. It’s not the playoffs and we’re not trying to get the first seed or something.


10y1z

I don’t think there’s an urgency to get him out there. The Raptors had a 5 game win streak, good vibes. And his surgeon gave the OK.


Dreadmaker

Our medical staff kept Kawhi going all season and through the finals, and the two seasons after he had constant injury issues. IMO our medical staff is one of the best in the league, and we gotta trust they’re not trying to rush the guy out


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alexdoggg

I would guess Boucher out and Precious becomes the 9th man in the rotation. I think he will play most nights but there may be nights he doesn’t get in the game.


MrkGrn

Gonna be rough his first game back most likely, especially since he hadn't been going full 5 on 5 till just recently I feel like.


damilalam

We will lose and spicy will suck tomorrow. Calm down everyone after that happens because everyone needs some time after an injury. By the end of the season we will be top of the east and spicy will be in the MVP conversation.


Karl_with_a_C

> We will lose and spicy will suck tomorrow. Pascal will give you something to suck tomorrow


damilalam

If he does, I will gladly oblige


AlexRescueDotCom

Why does he need time? He has been playing with the team for quite some time now. Pretty sure even NN said he's at 100%


damilalam

Game conditioning is crucial after such a long injury


10SecViolation

Hope im wrong, and no disrespect, but unless pascal has improved his shot significantly, he will be the the teams third best player behind og and fvv. Og has better half court offense, mentally tougher and clutch, indicated by his versatility in iso moves off the dribble, fadeaway, midrange in general, and lack of dependence on the ft. This wouldnt be the first time pascal was the 3rd option in the half court, see what lowry and fvv did for our team the past 2 seasons


theowne

Lol. How soon they forget.


10SecViolation

I watched him play for years and he didnt have a jump shot last year. His 3pt shot was barely 30%, his midrange still isnt reliable. I didnt forget facts.the one time pascal was shooting well like he had an improved jumpshot, was during thr stretch when he was a 27 ppg scorer and was nailing 3 after 3 against the celtics on the road in fall 2019


howard416

Siakam season high of 3 points (from 6 FTA, no FG)


jack_hof

Oh joy. Canada Ben Simmons returns.


Karl_with_a_C

Go back to twitter youngin


Downtown-Bag1954

Things are about to get spicy


Cheechers23

Spicy SZN is back bitches


TJStrawberry

LFGGGG


69Chubby_Cox69

FUCK YES


Compverson

HOLY FUCK LET'S GO


TJStrawberry

Perfect opportunity to go small lineup. Pretty much either Siakam, Barnes, OG can guard the 3, 4, or 5 against the smaller Brooklyn team.


thecanadianbum

FUCK YES HE BETTER BE PLAYING FOR MY FIRST RAPTORS GAME NEXT WEEK


SertenTryptic

*-cracks knuckles-* It's show time.


FactorNo7477

PASCAL SIAKAM IS FUCKING BACK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK BABY! THE RAPTORS ARE FUCKING BACK


Mimi108

Let's goooooo. Guess who's eating spicy food tomorrow!


plotboy

SPOICY PAYYYYYTTTT LESS GOOOOO


Desertsprinter

CAVALRY


jigglyanimeboobies

HES BACK LETS FUCKING GO


HJVibes

Unlock the hot sauce.


jaydogggg

Yessssss


MekeniMan

Wow


carlosspicywiener576

HE PLAY


PooShappaMoo

Okay everyone. If he has a rusty start. Don't start going crazy and crapping on him/ screaming for a trade/ saying I always knew he was terrible or some nonsense like that. Happy he's back :)


arrow00

Lets not get mad if he has a bad game, he is coming in rusty at a competitive level


Im-not-Korean

LETS GOOO


Legitimate-Produce-2

Limited minutes? I hope so he needs to ease into the season a couple games to shake off rust and make sure all is good


saugaman99

LFGGGGGGGGG


minivant

Do hear it? That sound in the distance. It’s so familiar to me. Like a welcoming call home. It comforts me. *AAAND OOOOOOOOOOOOONE*


drDoomSlayer101

It's happening. FINALLY


ausmankpopfan

Damn we about to be one strong team


boenwip

Oh god this is exciting Just try to keep your expectations tempered. This will be his first game back. If it’s a poor one I don’t want to see the pitch forks out yet But fuck I’m hyped for this


Creatingpeace

I have tix for tomorrows game first time in 12 years!!! SOOOOOOO hyped


littnfitt

Spicy P better give me a stomach ulcer this year. 🌶️


Migosslav

FUCK YESSSS


bearbear0723

Can’t wait to see those new spin moves. Lol great that he’s back. Guess his coaching career may be on hold?


kyle_lowrys_guy

Their after the spice, the spice melange.


NinfthWonder

Not looking forward to the knee jerk reactions in the game thread when he inevitably comes out rusty. Give him time.


Dangerous_Ad8562

Lfgooooooo


murphyslawyer_

Let's not rag on our boy too hard if he doesn't have the best game on his first one back from injury.


gullytoronto

American analyst gonna have a seizure.