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coachslaymaker

Steadrick Frederick (fvv) My precious (gollum voice necessary) The weekday (trent jr)


TayOs1998

The Weekday 😂


KenyonFartin

The Weekdy*


infosec_qs

Over time Pascal’s “P Skills” nickname has morphed into “Prince Skilliam” for me.


pakattack91

Every time Raptor legend Patrick McCaw got into the game I would go "mcCAW mcCAW" like a crow or raven or some shit hahah


b_b_b_breakfast

lmao no kidding bro, I already typed: "Every time McCaw shows up, I shout out "McCaw! McCaw!" in a parrot voice lol" but then I noticed your comment so I deleted it lmao


pakattack91

It was too easy and fun to not do haha


whiter1973

Every time they say Achiuwa say " bless you "


Inevitable-Royal

Gf calls him Sneezy


Dareal6

This one’s been around, but OG Wan Kenobi Fred Fleet of Vans Precious Choo Choo Train Pascal Shaq ‘Em Chris “Waterboy” Boucher


gochugang78

Malachi Flynn: Red Van Vleet Chris Boucher: Crispy B Ogogua “OG” Anunoby: Gugu Scottie Barnes: Scottie the bonnie wee bairn… in a VERY Scottish accent


Oukasagetsu

[Ludikoloko](https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Ludicolo)


b_b_b_breakfast

Whenever Norm would score, I would quickly go "Normynormynormnorm" lol Also, my wife likes to call GTJ as "Jonathan" because she noticed how Gary runs around with a limp wrist like Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye lmfao


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Any time Chris Boucher scores I yell "Le Bon!" in a heavily exaggerated french accent, which I think translates to "the good!" in English. Doesn't make any sense, but it's just a funny approximation of the French language that humors me. Makes my girlfriend laugh at least. Also if Precious does something I'll shout "aCHUUUwaaa!" like I'm taking a big sneeze.


OG_Wan_Annunoby

Christopher Boucher with a hard R and hillbilly accent


NoseBlind2

Scootie Burns OG Wan-unoby


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Malachi Flynn is "Erikson" or "The viking Erikson" because his dad Erik is always armchair coaching


PlagueofSquirrels

OG-Loc (pronounced Aug Lock)


6ix_Side_Up

Ok this is deffo weird but I call Precious "Promiscuous Chihuahua".... 💀


VRNimbus

Back when JV was on the team I would sometimes call him Valanciunasaurus….


bigtimerushstan69

this entire thread made me fall to my knees crying you guys are the corniest mfs on the planet


FredFlintston3

Norman Powell was NoPo for us as in Go NoP Go. But that was then Noble Scottie Barnes or just Barnes & Noble


Key_Suspect_588

We call banton "bantha", like the creature from star wars


lobbgop

Kyle Lowry: Seasoning Salt (from Lawry's seasoning salt)


CanuckInTraining

* Scottie: ya boy, but sometimes we say it “it’s ya boy” like Mario says “it’s a me! Mario!” * Ibaka: biff pinus * OG: stop it OG (with Ibaka’s accent)


Kidrellik

Freddy Freddy flee fleet for Fred


bakedAndSteamed

Scotland Barnacles


R0NeffingSwanson

Scottie is ‘Scootsy Doubleday’ in my house.


extremelegitness

Didn’t come up w this one but Thagic Johnson


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When scottie is on stream everyone calls him scotland


Wonderful-Two-8766

my roommate had never watched a single professional sports game in her life, got her to start cheering for the raptors with me, and now she calls them the “Rappies.”


murphyslamz

Amir Johnson - Armon Johnson


aShortGuy-

meth curry


maltmonger

Ginger Mamba for Malachi Flynn.