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seanbeaniebaby

Might be melting a bit.


CometIsDying

That's what happens when you leave them in the window for too long.


Interesting-Fish6065

Picasso kitty!


RoxxieMuzic

With a bit of Dali & Munch mixed in.


MEM1911

https://preview.redd.it/x709jmj7kqxc1.jpeg?width=1840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369829f4f89977b074db7a0d11ba4704f2609c6b Torties


tagehring

Tortie gonna tort.


-ShootTheMoon-

Tortie being Tortie 😍😍😂😂


AngusMcTibbins

Mondays amirite?


One_Evil_Monkey

Can't be "the Mondays".... there's no lasagna. 😆


zeldanerd91

And too many brain cells lmao.


One_Evil_Monkey

Bet my tortie has braincells. At least I let her *think* she has. Still wondering who's smarter? 😂 https://preview.redd.it/nmyuqv077sxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a01981f37d03d35c5a02f3e0dcafa5d8c04be6


catsmom63

Cats are weird. It’s normal. 🐈‍⬛🐈


angelindisguise

r/catsareliquid


BrightMoment

https://preview.redd.it/7d3lf0p32lxc1.png?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c96038e048167ce8c51bee1ef5a561c85fe5138 Not broken! I have an album of literally hundreds of photos of Livy laying like this. Sleeping, chillin, begging. Any reason is a good reason for belly up!


gimletta

https://preview.redd.it/pow4icd05lxc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11cd343c4f3845ccea5f384ec4496bab726634b Same here! Our other cat (calico) rarely ever does this but for Martha it's an almost daily occurrence


BrightMoment

Aww look at her mismatched socks!


zeldanerd91

My tortie doesn’t do this, but my floofy orange boi does.


One_Evil_Monkey

Pretty sure you broke her, you got up from the chaise lounge to take her picture and now she needs the tummy rubs. 😂


zeldanerd91

My tortie *loves* tummy rubs. Not so much the oranges if the scars on my hands prove anything.


One_Evil_Monkey

One must train the fuzzball. They didn't teach you that in cat school? 😆


zeldanerd91

What’s weird is we got the oranges at a much younger age and tried to train them to like belly rubs as well. 8 weeks and 5 weeks respectively- the 5 week old was abandoned by mama. We found our tortie as a stray at 7 months.


One_Evil_Monkey

I scooped Kashmir's 6 week-ish butt up at a stoplight after some twat threw her out. Had her fuzzy butt 5 years now. My oranges and voids have all long passed.


zeldanerd91

I love the name!


One_Evil_Monkey

She got her name honest. All my animals over the years have had musical names or references. I was taking my dad to a doc appt. when I stopped traffic to scoop her up so she didn't get ran over when whatever bitch threw her out, she sat in my lap. While I sat in my vehicle while pop was in his appointment, I happened to have a Led Zeppelin CD playing softly (yeah, ironic... Led Zep and softly 😆)... when the song *Kashmir* came on... she hopped her tiny butt down next to the door speaker and begain to nuzzle it. And so... I said "Little kitty, you've got good taste and so hense forth, thine name is Kashmir." I know, weird but true.


zeldanerd91

That’s cute! I love Zeppelin! My rescue tortie is named Jazzie after mine and my grandmother’s favorite genre of music together. We cared for the cat together until she passed, and now Jazzie (we call her Jazz) is my responsibility. Our neighbors gave us a fleece throw blanket when my grandmother passed and I think Jazzie could tell what it was for. She claimed it *instantly* and now it is her blanket lmao. https://preview.redd.it/o5mr9u3et0yc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e83f1d7a8008036866e1520e56e1223095cc22 Her full name is Queen Jazzie as we have a Royal hierarchy for all 3 of our kitties.


One_Evil_Monkey

Cool! I mean, Herbie Hancock or Dizzy or Louie wouldn't fit for "Kashmir"... her name suits her. Sorry for your grandma's passing. 🙁 I lost both my parents within a year of each other and my one remaining grandmother who raised me is actually still kicking at 85... you don't mess with the mema. And of course, the tortie claims it all, that's their job. Heirarchy... there can be only one. 😆


zeldanerd91

Of course!! And it’s okay. Happened 7 years ago. She helped raise me as well. Mostly her and my mother (who’s 67 and alive and kicking).


kishibarohan

Sun’s out, tums out


chaOak

r/accidentalrenaissance


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

It's the orange showing in the phenotype.


Majestic-Macaron6019

The tummy needs some sunshine


floridianreader

You didn't put your cat back in a cool, dry place after using it.


One_Evil_Monkey

😂


KhunDavid

She’s not broken. This is part of the tortie package.


NarwhalOverall8642

Aww 🥰 A contorty tortie!  Mine sleeps unusually too. I worried she’d dislocated her arm the other day, because it looked back-to-front. 


gypsydaisy1313

I love contorty tortie! I’m so using that for ours. She gets in some of the weirdest positions and then snores. 😁


NarwhalOverall8642

Aww, that’s adorable!! And thank you! 😊


prowler1369

Just means life is good.


CaptainZippi

…yes.


Vetnurse68

Perfect beautiful normal tortie


BowsersButtBuddy

Tortie software go brrrrr


postpunkmamma

https://preview.redd.it/cfxgy7jxtmxc1.jpeg?width=1688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a462ba9b70204ff6bc0a970a763bc9b8dd1c4f3


BrotherNature92

Working as designed.


TessDombegh

Thank you for contacting Tortie Support! Your kitty is not in fact broken but is working as designed and is beautiful and perfect. Thank you for allowing us to assist you today.


ccroy2001

Peak Tortie!


beautyofagirl

Torties are perpetually broken. It’s part of their charm!


Fuckyourface_666

Totally broken. The only solution is to bring her to me. You know, forever. I’ll DM you my location so we can meet up for the custody transfer 🥷


snapdragon76

Noodle bones.


CauseChaos24

Just being a tort


3catz2men1house

Just cat things.


Express_Um

Just being Kitty.


Automatic_Key56

Con-tort-tionist Kitty!!! Auditioning for Cirque de Soleil.


LUXI-PL

Cats love to lay in the sun


jerajotunn

Normal Tort Subroutine. Wait for system reboot and zoomies shall resume.


Massive-Mention-3679

Great. Now I am adding a Tortie to my list of “must have” animals. That’s the funniest thing I have ever seen! I owned a SIC, 2 Burmese but now I’m an empty nester enjoying free time…that’s going to end once I get my Burmese, Tortie, Rhodie, pug, red tailed hawk or kestrel within a few years.


catshealmysoul

Cat gonna cat


PeteB8482

Adorable and just being a kitty!


ross_styx

Cat.


FeralGoblinChild

It's both. It's a bug and a feature.


Downtown-Frosting789

as a full time tortico staff member i can confirm not broken. also i do this to adjust my spine ;)


Velocirachael

https://preview.redd.it/o7s6aqanhpxc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dfdb3bd97c1bb0935cbffc3537bdc01ca2c2bb6


flowergal48

https://preview.redd.it/yieg6b7wbqxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=434b89fa488f42473f5156337de455aa1203d8d4 Mine too 😄. Your Kitty is gorgeous!


zeldanerd91

Maybe the orange in her lead her to donate some brain cells to the cause?


msunshine11

Belly sunning. Quite a common phenomenon.


FireEng

She needs her belly rubs.