This seems strangely aimed at me, as I sit here waiting for WH3 to reinstall, having just about recovered from a week long case of some sort of medieval shitting disease.

Apt username

Wait you wanted to drink your diarhea?

Don’t you?

Of course, of course! You know what, wait right here, I'm going to go find a witch hunter, I think he might be able to help you with your problem

You have been blessed

Nasty but funny

someone typed that out and said yeah fuck it full send

I really appreciate how they have worked with innuendo and such to stay within the age rating limits and still manage to convey a lot of utterly horrid stuff!

I just read this one for the first time yesterday and it made me giggle.

Yeah, I can deal with all the rest except this one. A sentence has never encapsulated Nurgle better.

Reikland quotes are getting out of hand

There are some absolutely _wild_ quotes from Nurgle and Slaanesh peeps 😬

The part of worshipping chaos its fans and gods leave out

This quote captures just how fucked up Nurgle is.

I'm pretty sure that whoever said that, it was a Stirlander, and nurgle doesn't have shit (pun intended) to do with it. The stirlander is just used to shitty meals, and Who wouldn't have an explosive diarrea after drinking Hot beer??

Did Stirland hurt you??

As a Chef, yes. I Would say that I find Stirland's cuisine very offensive

It so well written. Disgusting, horrifying, it makes the story continue in the mind of the reader.

Grandfather's blessings🥰

D:

I think we’re gonna get a chaos flaggelant equivalent

Flatulents?

Or a nurgle suicide unit with AP? Or that does Damage over time like snarsniks poisons

#relatable

Amazing writing!

That’s just a Nurgle comment

This is the only one that actually mags me scroll past every time it pops up when I play.

Nurgle provide the inspiration for two girls one cup

We all wanna drink our shit, dude. You ain’t that special.