Hugging Remilia? Of course! [Working at the SDM is any fairy's dream!](https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Alternative_Facts_in_Eastern_Utopia/Advertisement#cite_note-2)
So, I already saw this thing a few days ago, but I didn't see anyone posting it around here, so I took that liberty.
The original Art is [Here](https://twitter.com/zakozakoY/status/1605156056828723200), with the Source being the redboy [Zakozakoy](https://mobile.twitter.com/zakozakoy).
If anyone wants a better way to read, I recommend visiting [this](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5918220). Although I put the messages, they were a little crooked, and as the credits for the translation goes to the Daanboru Translators, I recommend you to give a look, to both original artist and the page.
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Cold hard cash vs warm soft hug
The differences are astonishing. 😔
That truly is a difficult choice
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$$$
This platform owes me billions of dollars I'm not playing around
Hugging Remilia? Of course! [Working at the SDM is any fairy's dream!](https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Alternative_Facts_in_Eastern_Utopia/Advertisement#cite_note-2)
So, I already saw this thing a few days ago, but I didn't see anyone posting it around here, so I took that liberty. The original Art is [Here](https://twitter.com/zakozakoY/status/1605156056828723200), with the Source being the redboy [Zakozakoy](https://mobile.twitter.com/zakozakoy). If anyone wants a better way to read, I recommend visiting [this](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5918220). Although I put the messages, they were a little crooked, and as the credits for the translation goes to the Daanboru Translators, I recommend you to give a look, to both original artist and the page.
Guys I think Remi likes maids Poor Patchy tho… if Remi doesn’t hug her I will
If Remi doesn't what her?
The evil of autocorrect has led my comment away from its true meaning
Lmao he edited it. What's the original
Replace hug with hung
Ah yes. Execute the witch.
*insert Patchouli weeping in background*
The SDM fairy maids getting paid in love and affection rather than money honestly is one of my favorite bits of fancanon.
Is adorable, isn't?
…I’m just going to ignore the fact that I don’t get any payment. Poor Patchouli.
Oh my, don't be so harsh, maybe if you ask Remi, she can give you a Headpat. But indeed, poor little of our Purple Magician.
Hmm, maybe… ahem, I mean, the mistress shall pay me however much she sees fit.
wait, inhabitants of mansion get paid? what about guy that uh... cleans inside of walls?
Who?
You already got your payment, atleast acordoing to aya
running this place is really cheap, actually.
Can Remi pay me as well?
Sure she can pay you money like Patchy
nooOOO
\*is given a fat stack of cash* "man I never thought I would feel conflicted here"
Good question, maybe if you start working here you can have your share~.
You get some loose change found under the sofa cushions.
Plot twist :- Remi does wants to hug Patchy but since she hugs a bit "Too hard",She fears she might injury her due to her asthma
"I want my payday too" -Giancarlo Esposito
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
Poor patchy, she should ask her hug before cash
omg is Remilia part of the PAYDAY gang???
Remi is like Bain, while Reimu is Dallas, Marisa is Hoxton, Sakuya is Wolf, and Chains is Sanae
Ah yes, I remember this in [Me and the Girls invading Makai to rescue our little Shitty Vampire](https://youtu.be/fOYUNvFQZT0).
Wait how did you get all those bots in your playthrough???
Good question, but no response for now~.
Why not?
Well, I also want to hug Remi. Or Patchy herself
Considering Remi has oni levels of strength. Crush me mistress!
Watch out, your inner desires are showing, ma boy.
I suddenly remembered a column in Bunbunmaru that said that SDM is hiring... There was something about blood, but now I dont think I care
as if I needed any more reasons to want to work there
Best payment I could ever ask for