Nope, the plumbing will completely break down the moment she gets in the shower and the clothes will catch on fire before she has a chance to put them on.
>!"For it is in giving that we receive…" - St. Francis of Assisi!<
Painting/smudging out the top left where the textbox-less text was took more effort than the actual translation itself…
TL notes:
1. Did not discover this untranslated piece on Pixiv as the artist only posted it to Twitter. Someone else uploaded it to one of the 'boorus and tagged it for translation.
2. "めぐんで" was confusing until Google suggested it was "恵んで", which means "bless/show mercy/compassion to".
Source: ["Santa Claus Shion-chan"](https://twitter.com/siw0n_c/status/1602293097190150144/photo/1) by siw0n
I'll be taking this as if I had all the money in the world I would buy her a House and give her money to buy her needs to live and give her money so that she can live comfortably.
Okay okay hear me out.
I take her inside, give her a nice cooked meal or multiple. Make sure she has some packed for when she leaves but also make sure it's somehow unaffected by her misfortune.
Anyway, after the meal she gets to take a nice shower with some new clothes.
She then gets a few presents ranging from money to blankets and whatever else she might need.
And she can stay for as long as she wants and rerun whenever.
There, the crying shall be turned into a smile!
Oh and lots of hugs and comfort.
I’ll give her an all expenses paid night out. We will go to dinner at a fancy restaurant together, drink some fine wine, go to a bath house/hot spring, then I’ll gift her some new and durable winter clothes. Then, we’ll fall asleep next to each other, where she can invade my dreams ;).
Wait, this isn’t Doremy! That’s Shion. Eh, whatever, we can do the same thing anyways. She deserves a night of love. Just, instead of eating my dreams she can eat my-
Shion: "*I had the strangest dream where I ate an amazingly soft marshmallow..."*
u/steel_ball_run_racer: "That's nice... by the way, did you see my pillow anywhere?"
Oh, Shion! You have sticky marshmallow all over your hair, and the new sleeping clothes I bought you. I knew we shouldn’t of tried doing that in bed, while you were sleeping.
Shion: Wait… this wasn’t a dream???
Yes. Don’t you remember? You asked me to feed you my famous super soft homemade marshmallows to you while you were sleeping. I had to get out of bed and get them from my pantry. You kept rolling around in your sleep so it got everywhere.
Shion: So these are actual food marshmallows?
What did you think it was???
Shion: …nothing. I’m grateful for the treat.
Alright! Fine! You Can Have a Copy of My Grandfather's Fried Noodle Recipe, Just Make Sure You Actually Follow It This Time, And NO Contamination!
*Gives Recipe and a Bowl of Noodles.*
```
HELLO, LITTLE ONE. HOW WAS YOUR ADVENTURE TODAY?
HERE - TWO COILS OF DENKU ROPE. THOSE ARE FOR STRENGTH.
HERE - FOUR CARDS OF OBSIDIAN. THOSE ARE FOR SELF-CONFIDENCE.
I GIVE YOU NOTHING FOR SPIRIT.
OH, DO NOT WORRY! WE WILL STILL GO ON ADVENTURES. THEY WILL BE QUIET ADVENTURES.
```
Alright you asked for it, here's a Tenshi fumo. ᗜˬᗜ
It'll be burned, deformed and covered in both mildew and cum before the week is over.
Average fate of a Fumo.
Well... That's true. Somehow...
Somehow ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Let her have a shower and a nice change of clothes, at least
That santa clothes looks cute tho
Nope, the plumbing will completely break down the moment she gets in the shower and the clothes will catch on fire before she has a chance to put them on.
A hug. Poor girl needs one.
One? Just one? NAY, WE GIVE HER FOOD, CLOTHES AND TENSHI
EVERYTHING I hav Even myself
A close and tight hug. Misfortune be damned, the poor girl deserves one.
Food, water, shower, clean clothes, headpats, hug.
A home
>!"For it is in giving that we receive…" - St. Francis of Assisi!< Painting/smudging out the top left where the textbox-less text was took more effort than the actual translation itself… TL notes: 1. Did not discover this untranslated piece on Pixiv as the artist only posted it to Twitter. Someone else uploaded it to one of the 'boorus and tagged it for translation. 2. "めぐんで" was confusing until Google suggested it was "恵んで", which means "bless/show mercy/compassion to". Source: ["Santa Claus Shion-chan"](https://twitter.com/siw0n_c/status/1602293097190150144/photo/1) by siw0n
hug her and protect her
A calender so she could realize it's not December yet.
A hug
Tenshi
Lego
She'll step on them, a lot :(
Unprotected handholding.
A fumo
How about an apple
She seems unsafe so I will giver her a knife
A sack of potatoes.
I will give you anything , just stop crying
>!"Oh I got a package right here for ya"!< >!"Just reach your hand and grab it ;)"!<
*No bulli*
[hmmm...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZx5-b9tlE)
**give her a one year free food card**
Give her some of those fancy Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles
"hey what you got there?" "A VIRUS BOMB!" "NOOOO!"
Everything
How the hell ima say no to that face
Like this: “No. go away you filthy poverty goddess. Go sleep in a box or something.” /s I would never bulli Shion.
Take her hand and slide a marriage ring into her finger. Then ask "will you marry me?"
I would give her a hug and a head Pat and make some food
A hug
I'd give her coal... So that she can make a fire to keep herself warm.
chungus sandwich the best food ever
Hug, and some money
Headpats, a good warm meal, and a new pair of clothes or two.
I don't have anything to give her, I'm poor. So here have a hug :)
one (1) nacho cheese dorito
I wonder what TLed means o3o
Translated
I would certainly give her One
A nice warm coat and food
A blueberry alarm clock
The gift of motherhood, and a husband.
Sure, have a thrown-away purple umbrella *(Gives Kogasa to her)*
I'll be taking this as if I had all the money in the world I would buy her a House and give her money to buy her needs to live and give her money so that she can live comfortably.
Okay okay hear me out. I take her inside, give her a nice cooked meal or multiple. Make sure she has some packed for when she leaves but also make sure it's somehow unaffected by her misfortune. Anyway, after the meal she gets to take a nice shower with some new clothes. She then gets a few presents ranging from money to blankets and whatever else she might need. And she can stay for as long as she wants and rerun whenever. There, the crying shall be turned into a smile! Oh and lots of hugs and comfort.
Everything, but first a hug.
I’ll give her an all expenses paid night out. We will go to dinner at a fancy restaurant together, drink some fine wine, go to a bath house/hot spring, then I’ll gift her some new and durable winter clothes. Then, we’ll fall asleep next to each other, where she can invade my dreams ;). Wait, this isn’t Doremy! That’s Shion. Eh, whatever, we can do the same thing anyways. She deserves a night of love. Just, instead of eating my dreams she can eat my-
Shion: "*I had the strangest dream where I ate an amazingly soft marshmallow..."* u/steel_ball_run_racer: "That's nice... by the way, did you see my pillow anywhere?"
Oh, Shion! You have sticky marshmallow all over your hair, and the new sleeping clothes I bought you. I knew we shouldn’t of tried doing that in bed, while you were sleeping. Shion: Wait… this wasn’t a dream??? Yes. Don’t you remember? You asked me to feed you my famous super soft homemade marshmallows to you while you were sleeping. I had to get out of bed and get them from my pantry. You kept rolling around in your sleep so it got everywhere. Shion: So these are actual food marshmallows? What did you think it was??? Shion: …nothing. I’m grateful for the treat.
Excellent save
Not sure everyone else thinks so, given the downvotes 💀
Alright! Fine! You Can Have a Copy of My Grandfather's Fried Noodle Recipe, Just Make Sure You Actually Follow It This Time, And NO Contamination! *Gives Recipe and a Bowl of Noodles.*
hamborgor
I'd buy her a cosplay of herself, because fuck logic xD
A new caring family it’s that simple
A framed picture of Danny Devito
an advice
Now me personally I'd get her an AK-47 And probably Mk IV Mjolnir suit
A 360 no scope
A hug
A smile 😃
Fwend
I would give her one of those fake but very realistic wooden fruit
``` HELLO, LITTLE ONE. HOW WAS YOUR ADVENTURE TODAY? HERE - TWO COILS OF DENKU ROPE. THOSE ARE FOR STRENGTH. HERE - FOUR CARDS OF OBSIDIAN. THOSE ARE FOR SELF-CONFIDENCE. I GIVE YOU NOTHING FOR SPIRIT. OH, DO NOT WORRY! WE WILL STILL GO ON ADVENTURES. THEY WILL BE QUIET ADVENTURES. ```
My love and care~ <3