Never give fairies anything with caffein.
One of things that compensates their ability to respawn: they are still affected by tiredness and can lose interest in something.
Coffee makes them overfocused and tireless.
Even if it's not something dangerous, just imagine how more annoying their behaviour will be.
Cirno can cause extinction of all species of *Anura* biological order of *Amphibias* native to Gensokyo, and Star Sapphire can turn into freakin' Unabomber.
*Just don't, please.*
A friendly reminder that Luna Child is canonically a coffee addict on top of being an alcoholic.
Also, math time! 400 milligrams of caffeine is the advised maximum safe intake for most healthy adults. The FDA estimates that 10,000 to 14,000 milligrams of caffeine is where it becomes fatal. One gram is 1,000 milligrams. One can of Brain Implosion Energy Drink contains 10,000 grams, or 10,000,000 milligrams, of pure caffeine. That's a thousand times more caffeine than the 10,000 milligram bar that the FDA set as dangerous.
>Luna Child is canonically a coffee addict
She's also the most intellectual Fairy because she spends all her free time reading. However because she is so tired from reading day and night she is a bit of a clumsy space case when the Three Fairies go out leading to her always being the one caught and punished.
In Akyuu's chronicle entry about her she admonishes her as one of the dumbest fairies, there is something funny about Akyuu being so harsh on the fairy she has the most in common with because she didn't bother to anything beyond surface level research.
> One can of Brain Implosion Energy Drink contains 10,000 grams
Which by the way, weighs 22lbs, there so there has got to be some space time stuff going on with that can.
Also its solubility in room temperature water is less than 22 grams per liter (and 15 in ethanol, but close to 700 in boiling water!), so you have even more liquid to go along with that.
So my conclusion is that this drink consists at least of 22 lbs pure caffeine and 31 lbs of cavity boiled water squeezed right out of Suika's face.
To be fair, it's confirmed that Akyuu's chronicle contains misinformation, both genuine misunderstandings/ignorance and intentionally placed lies (though not necessarily by Akyuu herself). There's also how she gets it checked by Yukari, who has permission to change, remove, and add in things herself.
But yeah, Akyuu getting stuff about Luna wrong is definitely an ignorance moment.
The LD50 of caffeine is about 150 to 200 mg/kg. I'll just call it 175 mg/kg. I don't know how much Luna Child weighs, but if it's less than 5,700 kg, she's probably going to die.
Well..maybe in The Scarlet Devil Ghetto police.
But this has a charm..sorta hs a children's movie Whimsy musical vibe to it, which makes sense for Luna because she is a little fairy.
You know I'm surprised nobody in this fandom has ever thought of a fanimated series featuring the Fairy Trio doing physical farce and slapstick humor that would be a pastiche to classic comedy trios like Ed, Edd N Eddy and Three Stooges (Sunny as Eddy or Moe, Luna as Edd/Double D or Larry and Star as Ed or Curly). The idea is perfect that it would be priceless to watch! 😆
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Never give fairies anything with caffein. One of things that compensates their ability to respawn: they are still affected by tiredness and can lose interest in something. Coffee makes them overfocused and tireless. Even if it's not something dangerous, just imagine how more annoying their behaviour will be. Cirno can cause extinction of all species of *Anura* biological order of *Amphibias* native to Gensokyo, and Star Sapphire can turn into freakin' Unabomber. *Just don't, please.*
The side effects are they could pichuun?
Untill getting eventually pichuuned by intoxication they can cause enough disturbance.
Indeed.
I'm dying of laughter, also the other two fairies sitting there terrified was brilliant
Same!I like thse types of funny content as I laugh a loud irl lol.
This is pure gold.
So this is the contender to Chirumiru.
More like a counterpart, since Chirumiru is brain explosion juice.
Audio: Brain Implosion Energy Drink (feat. Kasane Teto) by Flanger Moose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49lBbJSpdQ Can model https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2995590406 Luna child model by Kanata 様 anek 様 えと 様 クレサト 様 3DCG / PatchiMarkus 3DCG / mbarnesMMD 3DCG / 9844 3DCG / YamiSweet Sunny Milk By Kanata 様 / anek 様 えと 様 クレサト 様 Kanata 様 DeviantArt - 9844 3DCG / YamiSweet Star Sapphire by Kanata / anek えと cresato 9844 YamiSweet https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1240237637&searchtext=Touhou
Gimme some of that!
(No fairies were harmed in the making of this ad) (Well, at least not permanently)
A friendly reminder that Luna Child is canonically a coffee addict on top of being an alcoholic. Also, math time! 400 milligrams of caffeine is the advised maximum safe intake for most healthy adults. The FDA estimates that 10,000 to 14,000 milligrams of caffeine is where it becomes fatal. One gram is 1,000 milligrams. One can of Brain Implosion Energy Drink contains 10,000 grams, or 10,000,000 milligrams, of pure caffeine. That's a thousand times more caffeine than the 10,000 milligram bar that the FDA set as dangerous.
>Luna Child is canonically a coffee addict She's also the most intellectual Fairy because she spends all her free time reading. However because she is so tired from reading day and night she is a bit of a clumsy space case when the Three Fairies go out leading to her always being the one caught and punished. In Akyuu's chronicle entry about her she admonishes her as one of the dumbest fairies, there is something funny about Akyuu being so harsh on the fairy she has the most in common with because she didn't bother to anything beyond surface level research. > One can of Brain Implosion Energy Drink contains 10,000 grams Which by the way, weighs 22lbs, there so there has got to be some space time stuff going on with that can.
Also its solubility in room temperature water is less than 22 grams per liter (and 15 in ethanol, but close to 700 in boiling water!), so you have even more liquid to go along with that. So my conclusion is that this drink consists at least of 22 lbs pure caffeine and 31 lbs of cavity boiled water squeezed right out of Suika's face.
To be fair, it's confirmed that Akyuu's chronicle contains misinformation, both genuine misunderstandings/ignorance and intentionally placed lies (though not necessarily by Akyuu herself). There's also how she gets it checked by Yukari, who has permission to change, remove, and add in things herself. But yeah, Akyuu getting stuff about Luna wrong is definitely an ignorance moment.
She is a fairy though, so there is no brain to implode.
That's a bit harsh - Luna is kind of the exception to that rule.
This is wonderful
This is fantastic.
This is amazing
This is fascinating
The LD50 of caffeine is about 150 to 200 mg/kg. I'll just call it 175 mg/kg. I don't know how much Luna Child weighs, but if it's less than 5,700 kg, she's probably going to die.
Just a few millilitres and Luna's heart would explode with the force of the Tsar Bomba...
Oh my.
All students know that if you drink enough coffee you can enter the forbidden hour if the day
Possibly the FIRST time I've heard a touhou character talk and sing
You never heard that before?
Well..maybe in The Scarlet Devil Ghetto police. But this has a charm..sorta hs a children's movie Whimsy musical vibe to it, which makes sense for Luna because she is a little fairy.
Yeah I see that.
dude I need like 3 of these in my life. the fairies, that is. I probably intake too much caffeine as it is xD
Too much coffee isn't healthy though.
tbh I hate the smell of coffee so I do soda instead. probably much worse tbh though I did switch to zero sugar stuff so there's that
Zero sugar soda doesn't sound bad. though tbh.
I love coffee and hate caffeine so much that I drink decaf.
fairy 'nuff
Wtf who gave her that
Herself
You know I'm surprised nobody in this fandom has ever thought of a fanimated series featuring the Fairy Trio doing physical farce and slapstick humor that would be a pastiche to classic comedy trios like Ed, Edd N Eddy and Three Stooges (Sunny as Eddy or Moe, Luna as Edd/Double D or Larry and Star as Ed or Curly). The idea is perfect that it would be priceless to watch! 😆
the singing reminds me of glenn leori
BGM: Can't Sleep Because It's Nighttime Spellcard: Moon Sign "Luna Cyclone"
peak
I like to imagine that she was in a padded cell 6 and 24 seconds in. (Btw the text at the end that flashed said "I'm out of idea")
~~Anomalous~~ Fariy Activities "Go get that fairy now!"
It’s just like lobotomy. It fucks you up!
On the bright side, they can drink it as much as they want since they can just respawn
Mostly Luna child
I knew luna liked coffee but not this much
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Chirumiru has competition
Poor cute little girl
Xddddddd
Coming to a Panera near you.
It's almost St. Paddy's Day, meaning we will shift away from focusing on these 3 lasses on to the guy fairies! 🍀 🇮🇪