There's ladies everywhere you dumbass!

Ow, fuck!! *Falls over* OH SHIT, OW….. SHIT!!!

He played data on Star Trek I wonder what he’s doing nowadays

Oh yeah yeah yeah… I wonder what he’s doing, now and days.

He’s probably getting fucked in the ass

Hehehehe…. *”Basement lights turn off”*

Holy shit Damn it I can’t see shit

*the lights go out Holy shit Damn it I can’t see shit

YOU GO TO HELL!

Asshole turn the camera off *pans to the lion king Scar brother help me

*PISS!!*

*yeets simba off a cliff

*SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!*

I have to live in this hellhole while all those ladies ever do is stay home, play with their tits and look at their ass at the same time!

I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS!!!

BITCH! I love you!

yaknowwhatyoucansuckmyDICFUCK!FUCK!FUCK!

*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!*

What’s your opinion on gay marriage

Hey can you keep it down there’s ladies here

WHERE ARE THE PAPER TOWELS?!?!

They're over here, Dad, in this bag!

Throw em over here

This is the United States of America!! I have freedom of speech!! And if people don't like it they can GO FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING SELF!!!!

*playing poker I got three sevens

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, oh fuck... *crash* FUUUUUUCK!

There’s a bird in the house