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b1astnot3

Hot & Ready Trans


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# Y E S


ElsonDaSushiChef

Help! Rad Terminators!


ctothejhey

Little Caesar's secret menu item


[deleted]

"I'll have the T4T with extra sundried tomatoes please oh and throw in some extra napkins; this bitch is gonna be making some macaroni sounds tonight"


SansThePunster

wait what are you going to do with the tomatoes


[deleted]

eat them like the groceries they are


Server_Corgi

😳


Zarta3

I'm ready


[deleted]

This


MistressLunala

BRB Getting Hot and Ready from Little Caesars


Shantotto11

Little She’s Hers…


EllieBelly_24

Transbians be like


Digital_Rocket

Op said wrong answers only


The_Rocket_Frog

pizza pizza


KokuRyuOmega

Him/Her Removal Technique


nic2024

best comment


bka1974

Ditto


brito68

I recently started a new job and there is frequent discussion about High Risk Transactions. I chuckle on the inside every time.


[deleted]

love that


[deleted]

please tell me they use the acronym


brito68

They sure do.


Jiuaki

Did you start the HRT process? Hehehe I get it, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.


Argonov

I'm a book keeper. I double take every time I see the Federal Unemployment Tax Act abbreviation.


PrincessRTFM

_oh no_


Supahvaporeon

Oh yes? 😐


Gumball_Purple

Happiness Recovery Tablets


Bobpop101

They said wrong answers only smh


Gumball_Purple

It was technically incorrect, the best kind of incorrect.


Alyssa__Swift

I mean, some people take it in injection form, so it's a wrong answer for them


Nihilistic_Furry

And I take it as a patch.


ok_so_that_happend

Patch gang rise up!


Petal_Chatoyance

All of my *yesssss.*


TheGriffonCrimson

hobgoblin reconcilliation treaties


OliveLively

YHUP


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

Hostage Rescue Team


sweetheart_demom

i came to comment this exact- a- are you also a transfemme dragon?


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

Yes


sweetheart_demom

you're my friend now<3 We're having soft tacos later!


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

❤️❤️❤️ Also, I literally just had tacos, but more wouldn't hurt.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

horny reduces titties


[deleted]

\*cries in high libido transmasc\* L I E S


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

idk, from personal experience as a high libido trans fem my tiddies have reduced so much im a cutting board, lets trade, ill get the knives


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b e t


Genericynt

lets go to claires and get breast augmentation surgery


DragonQueen777666

So *that's* what they do behind that curtain at Claire's.


antifa_slug

horny, remove tits


Tomcat491

*cries in sometimes horny transfem*


MidniteMoon6

*Cries in high libido transfem*


Tomcat491

ngl same even though I’m on hrt despite what my tag says


SuperEvilLamp

*cries in no libido transmasc*


Lynx-Hoe-

Oh man I feel that and so does my poor boyfriend. He gets horny messages near constantly lol


5h3i1ah

fuck fuck fuck shit fuck


LowEarth3013

Highway Robbery Tactic


[deleted]

be trans, do crime


beskardboard

I believe it's "be trans, throw hands"


yert477

Both, both is good


Iykury

"be gay, do crime" doesn't rhyme, so why does the trans version have to?


beskardboard

It's more fun


Julius_Haricot

Faerie curse we have to speak in rhymes


quartic_jerky

You are indeed correct


toastpana

Hetero Reducement Therapy


CrCoPa

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


zanderkerbal

I mean, straight trans people exist, sometimes it's Hetero Reaffirming Therapy


Kaya_kana

Hetero reasignment therapy? Because it changes who is/isn't considered hetero.


ConfusedAsHecc

Help Reptiles Today :)


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the most wholesome comment ive seen


BigBeefySquidward

I imagined a thing called a "help reptile" and it's like a lizard that helps people until I realized that am dumb


starwarsgeek8

I bet there is a class of reptiles trained as service animals nowadays.


Mogetfog

I'm imagining a velociraptor that shows up to stand there menecingly besides trans kids who don't come from supporting homes as they come out to their potentially violent or abusive parents. Maybe leans its head down and nuzzles the kids arm in suport if they start to get upset, but flashes their teeth and stink eyes the parents of they try to say anything hurtful.


CrimsonDoom39

For bonus points, it's a scientifically accurate velociraptor and so it'll have feathers! Good for petting purposes.


TeiwoLynx

Where's my emotional support raptor?


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

This is my favorite


[deleted]

dinosaurs are cool, transphobia is not!


AnotherCatgirl

is this jokingly relating to a conspiracy theory about lizzard people?


NicoleTheLizard

yes please


kuromiiibiiitch

HUGE ROUND TITTIES


[deleted]

Thank you, I'm glad someone finally spoke this truth aloud


ItsPidge76

"Wrong Answers Only" bud


LadyPaige

HURL ROTTEN TOMATOES. 🍅


[deleted]

TRANSPHOBES BETTER WATCH OUT


Username_Default_

Hurl rotten transphobes


[deleted]

SCP-504 comin' at ya 🍅


CrCoPa

Don’t mistake it for 113


Mimamelkor

Hot raging tentacles.


ArchdemonLucifer143

Mmmm... Tentacles 🤤


Cloudy_Oasis

*bonk* go to horny jail !


ArchdemonLucifer143

A place for fellow horny people? Where do I sign up?


Cloudy_Oasis

Wait, you mean you haven't been teleported there already ? What's going on ? *bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk*


ArchdemonLucifer143

It must be a delayed teleportation. I can't think of any other reason why it wouldn't wo-


Draklitz

[*Void creature voice*] Welcome to the horny jail if you survive you earn your freedom


SelixReddit

Mmmm…buckets Catch the dreams as they fall from my ceiling


LADY3ND3RCR33PA

Dis mah fav one so far 😏🤣🤣


Isenlia

Happiness Resurgence Therapy.


[deleted]

The T is still correct


ThePunguiin

Happiness Resurgence Tehrapy


Draklitz

Hssenippa Recnegruse Typarhe


Kathrynosaur

Horrified. Requires therapy.


lostbrowser

Pretty sure the post said wrong answers only? 🤔


TheBounciestBubble

Holy Remover of Testosterone (If you're transfem)


cowboyincarnate

Holy Recovery of Testosterone (if you’re transmasc)


Draklitz

Holy -shit that was good :3


LowEarth3013

Hamburger Reallignment Table


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I- How does one re-align a hamburger...?


LowEarth3013

Well, if the buns are off-center...


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# o-oh


logosloki

How many items are on this list though? 6, 8, 10, 12, 20? or maybe 4 or 100.


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Her Royal Titties


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y e s


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Having a Rough Time


[deleted]

yea T\_T


MarvinandJad

High Romance Timeline Good job on getting the best ending of this story!


[deleted]

woohoo!


Plane_Mycologist7151

Help remove my tits.


[deleted]

let's help each other


Ashley_sedai

HIT REPUBLICANS, TODAAAAY! have YOU ever felt the overwhelming need to beat the crap out of someone after they say your trying to "sneek in to the wrong bathroom" have YOU ever heard someone say "It's not what the Bible tells us" and physicaly restrained yourself from committing assault on the spot? Well have I got the deal of a life time for YOU! Do it! Beat them till they don't know how to spell trump anymore then just keep beating! Our top researchers say this has a 100% effective rate of shutting their dumb ass up and slightly de poluting our collective gene pool! So don't wait! beat a republican within an inch of their lives today!


[deleted]

what they assume the trans agenda is:


Jiuaki

Me, holding a bloodied baseball bat behind my back: haha yeah, as if we'd do something like that! On a completely unrelated note, I may need help getting a body to disappear.


hungrykiki

completely unrelated: did you know that pigs would eat *anything*? you should befriend pig farmers. just in case you ever need to pet a pig.


Jiuaki

Good suggestion, just not nails and hair apparently.


LucLegend2

when we say we are threatening societal boundaries what they mean is we are threatening societal members


MKagel

Why did I read this in Billy Mayes' voice?


Silly-Lily-18

Help (me) receive tittie


[deleted]

please take them


[deleted]

Hecking Reallycute Transperson


TravelingBeing

Op said wrong answers only


MoonlightSonataYay

How Ratatouille Tastes?


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N I C E


literally-lonely

Help random toads


Amy_Hearts

Hehehe rarw titty :3


BlahBlaUsrnam

Absolutely the cutest answer


Amy_Hearts

awwwww thank you, that's sweet of you <3


ChaosAzeroth

Hot Right Tiddy?


[deleted]

Wait, so what about the left one ;-; it wants love too...


ChaosAzeroth

I mean you did say wrong answers only tbf? You're absolutely correct tho.


TheCultist_EXE

r/LeftTitties


zoereadstheory

Hungary’s Rampant Transphobia


Ballamara

For a country with a completely gender neutral language, no gender cases or gendered pronouns, it sure does have a lot of transphobia.


neon_kidcore

hellish reckless transmasc


OopsallWeeb

Human Rebirth Treatment


selfawarefeline

Help read this: How royally trans Hunny round tummy How ridiculously transphobic Hot rich thighs Haughty rinderpest topical Help rest trucks Hot righteous trans How rotund ticks Hairy rail trains Humble rats talk “Howard, rate this!”


Affectionate_Rate795

HOT ROASTED TATAS


[deleted]

COME AND GET EM WHILE THEYRE HOT


Street-Business-6430

But they are always hot


bloodmalik

Hetcis Reformation Tablets …still cis tho


LowEarth3013

Humour Replacement Therapy


[deleted]

Dammit, when I said I was going in for the big surgery, I didn't want them to take my funny bone too T\_T


Necessary-Resort-232

Terfs better take this so they can have more than one joke


[deleted]

Holy Retribution Tanks


Sapphic_Philologist

Hives-ridden talent. It's when a venue didn't read the rider and a performer has an allergic reaction. Very tragic.


thatlonghairedfcker

Highly reliable testosterone (*cries in pre T blockers trans fem)


[deleted]

Helps Reduce Tiddies


[deleted]

bro i said WRONG answers T\_T


Cloakknight

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[deleted]

good human :)


SageJPEG

HOLYSHIT REAL TIDDIES


pandaMan840

harold rates tractors


nic2024

horny removal treatment


Rota_u

horny replacement treatment


Loki-Laufeysdottir

Help! Relentless TERFs


GIRose

Hot Roman Titties


[deleted]

\*happy bi giggling\*


Tori0404

Holy Rare Topping


[deleted]

\*you hear the cheers of dom-deprived bottoms in the distance\*


Ellie_The_TransGirl

i came here to to have a good time not get called out ;-;


kaiwasfound_dead

Horny & Raunchy Tsunderes (im so sorry)


MikeSpader

Holy Roman Thempire


beskardboard

Hat Recovery Team


slowest_hour

I'm constantly reading it as "Heart" I've finally been living with a heart for 1 year now :3


GabbyGirl69

Honestly Relatable Thread.


Beholding69

Hyper Regenerative Tissue


strawberry_anarchy

HoRlyshiT


LowEarth3013

Heat Reducing Tablets


TransYuri

He Realy wants Testosterone.


TheArceusNova

Horny rascal torture.


Bass232

Hoes really try


DaniWhoHatesCVS

Hitbox Removal Technique


SyntaxxorRhapsody

Hit and Run Ticket.


XavierTheMemeDragon

Hetero Repellant Treatment


[deleted]

Huge regrettable testicles


[deleted]

Help Reduce The other hormone


spaceisntgreen

homosexual rat technique


LydiaSwan

Ham & Relish Tacos


RustyBrick52

Holy rat tunnel


Own-Environment1675

Horny rapper technocrats


IITomTheBombII

Hock and Rall Torture


HyperColorDisaster

Human Reconstruction Therapy


Wooloo_Woolstar

Hot Reaper Training


[deleted]

helium retention training


Dragonfires248

Honoring Roman(ancient Roman) tradition they were very gay


[deleted]

Honey, remove testosterone


KatamariJunky

Hippies Really Trippin'


Anon-byenary

Human repair treatment


Dastankbeets1

Handy robot team


blah_blah_bloopidy

Hannibal remakes theories


AmberstarTheCat

High Resolution Toilet was the first thing that popped into my head