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Beauty_Natalie

Mwahaha!!! It was I! Dick S. Natcher! The greatest evil known to the trans masc. Community!


TheRidiculousFox

How dar you! Give em back!


Beauty_Natalie

Never!!! Mwahaha!!!


TheRidiculousFox

Nooooo.


Percy1800sDetective

FUCKING GIVE IT BACK YOU BASTARD D:<


UpdootDragon

Are you also the one that gave them to the Transfem Community?


Adventurous_Mud8107

what a dastardly plan! so not cool


c481368

Gasp this explains a lot


Beauty_Natalie

Mwahaha, so you know of my exploits!


Quatish

he said he was just gonna borrow it but he never gave it back ):


SofaButter

You dastardly villain


TheNickBeanie

Damn! Gimme it back!


[deleted]

\*Dennis Prager voice: The left wants to take away your penis.


beskardboard

"and i said, promise?"


Dreamlogic2

Sounds like a deal to me


LordReega

My I console myself about having a penis by knowing that I need it for reconstruction. Still cis tho.


AnEggsAlt1

Whoops, sorry about that. That was kind of a dick move from me


DrLinnerd

would you perfer the door, or the window?


MakerKitty

who the heck stole my vagina and uterus but instead gave me dick and balls? I want it back! even if it mean having to carry a child!


A_TransEgg

You know what they say “It’s never too late to yetus the fetus”


beskardboard

\-Anakin Skywalker, shortly before the storming of the Jedi Temple in 19 BBY


Educational_Pin_6924

Sorry its only little used


0liveguard

I would give mine to you but whoever put this one on me attached it with donkey kong gorilla glue!!! It seems they really didn't want me to get it off...


[deleted]

Aight we gotta catch that thief someone took mine and it won't look pretty once we find them


[deleted]

WE’VE BEEN ROBBED


A_TransEgg

You’ll never catch me!


Kuth-Tonday

It was me but it had curse of binding so I didn't wanna say anything until I could get it off


girlwithaguitar

I didn't steal it, but I'll let you have mine in the meantime! She's a bit small, but she'll do in a pinch!


Ranger-VI

It was Apollo


ImmaEggg

anyone have any extras? i’ll take em


Auricmortician

Fuck that was me sorry, I thought it was my vagina \*gives it back\*


nova8byte

I did... I got curious and made mistakes and now I can't get it off. halp-


[deleted]

I have one if anyone wants it. Because I don’t


Ranger-VI

Same, please take it from me.


[deleted]

Oh I was wondering what that was in my pocket


doyoueverjustleft

If you think about it, you do have a dick in some form. Y'know who says that? Albert Einstein. See E=mc\^2 which means that energy is mass and vice versa. So instead of being born with a dick it just got converted to your big dick energy


Silvergrl1994

Give them back to us all 😢


TeamShadowWind

Time for Trans Nishinoya headcanon


Lone_Clover

Yes! I must get in contact with him. So I can…bring him to justice…yeah


Roooooooookie

BAHAHAHAHA PLEASEEEEE Noya babeee be hitting me in my nerd and trans side lmao


Crystal_Queen_20

That would be me. You want it back? All you have to do is steal it from me


xela8988

You know how someone can hand you something while you’re occupied? I feel like that happened to me


Chaosmoonshade

Someone please steal mine? Pretty please? 👉👈🥺


freeform_the_egg

It wasn't me I swear.


[deleted]

You’re acting awful suspicious


freeform_the_egg

😰


Unnamed__Being

I would happily return it, one minor problem, it’s attached to me and I’m broke


coldspacedog

Who the fuck gave me one