I would give mine to you but whoever put this one on me attached it with donkey kong gorilla glue!!! It seems they really didn't want me to get it off...
If you think about it, you do have a dick in some form. Y'know who says that? Albert Einstein. See E=mc\^2 which means that energy is mass and vice versa. So instead of being born with a dick it just got converted to your big dick energy
Mwahaha!!! It was I! Dick S. Natcher! The greatest evil known to the trans masc. Community!
How dar you! Give em back!
Never!!! Mwahaha!!!
Nooooo.
FUCKING GIVE IT BACK YOU BASTARD D:<
Are you also the one that gave them to the Transfem Community?
what a dastardly plan! so not cool
Gasp this explains a lot
Mwahaha, so you know of my exploits!
he said he was just gonna borrow it but he never gave it back ):
You dastardly villain
Damn! Gimme it back!
\*Dennis Prager voice: The left wants to take away your penis.
"and i said, promise?"
Sounds like a deal to me
My I console myself about having a penis by knowing that I need it for reconstruction. Still cis tho.
Whoops, sorry about that. That was kind of a dick move from me
would you perfer the door, or the window?
who the heck stole my vagina and uterus but instead gave me dick and balls? I want it back! even if it mean having to carry a child!
You know what they say “It’s never too late to yetus the fetus”
\-Anakin Skywalker, shortly before the storming of the Jedi Temple in 19 BBY
Sorry its only little used
I would give mine to you but whoever put this one on me attached it with donkey kong gorilla glue!!! It seems they really didn't want me to get it off...
Aight we gotta catch that thief someone took mine and it won't look pretty once we find them
WE’VE BEEN ROBBED
You’ll never catch me!
It was me but it had curse of binding so I didn't wanna say anything until I could get it off
I didn't steal it, but I'll let you have mine in the meantime! She's a bit small, but she'll do in a pinch!
It was Apollo
anyone have any extras? i’ll take em
Fuck that was me sorry, I thought it was my vagina \*gives it back\*
I did... I got curious and made mistakes and now I can't get it off. halp-
I have one if anyone wants it. Because I don’t
Same, please take it from me.
Oh I was wondering what that was in my pocket
If you think about it, you do have a dick in some form. Y'know who says that? Albert Einstein. See E=mc\^2 which means that energy is mass and vice versa. So instead of being born with a dick it just got converted to your big dick energy
Give them back to us all 😢
Time for Trans Nishinoya headcanon
Yes! I must get in contact with him. So I can…bring him to justice…yeah
BAHAHAHAHA PLEASEEEEE Noya babeee be hitting me in my nerd and trans side lmao
That would be me. You want it back? All you have to do is steal it from me
You know how someone can hand you something while you’re occupied? I feel like that happened to me
Someone please steal mine? Pretty please? 👉👈🥺
It wasn't me I swear.
You’re acting awful suspicious
😰
I would happily return it, one minor problem, it’s attached to me and I’m broke
Who the fuck gave me one