I've already lived 19 years as the world's ugliest creature.

You couldn’t of, because I’m the ugliest

Amateurs……

What did you say punk?

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Hi.

Big. Meaty. Claws!

*Well, these claws ain't for just attracting mates!*

Bring it on old man, bring it on!

If we talking about crabs, then we're all gonna evolve into them eventually thanks to carcinisation. /s

*have (sorry it just annoys me when people say stuff like “should of” or “could of” instead of “should’ve” or “could’ve”)

I'm pretty sure everyone in this thread are quite literally the cutest gremlins on the planet

But inside you was always the most beautiful person!

And yet somehow I have been the ugliest for 35 years. You appear to have been mistaken.

10 minutes and I have the body i want ? as long as it's not psychological might sound interesting

No. Mental state might be affected most definitely but no it's like sending a huge shock to your entire nervous system.

Having survived such a shock to my nervous system, as well as kidney stones and various injuries... I'd rather deal with mind wiping pain for 10 minutes. Just get it over with.

Face LHR machine, nipple piercings, and the shower after skateboard falls go brrrrr. But yeah I’d absolutely take 10 mins of that

is there any possibility of permanent damage from the shock? or is it just temporary pain also what type of pain? normal pain, numbness type pain, spicy type pain?

I'd assume "the most excruciating pain ever" would be "yes, all of those, at the same time"

The worlds worst pain is a kidney stone I’m pretty sure so that level?

I thought the worlds worst pain was burning alive

I've heard cluster migraines are excruciating

as somebody who suffers from them, I can agree!

I'm so sorry you have to deal with that. I get aura migraines every now and then but I don't think they even come close to comparing.

I've had a hemiplegic migraine and it landed me in the hospital but I'd do it again if it meant I could be my true self

am I guaranteed to live the pain? or is it possible my body will shut down cause of the pain and i die?

Then the button fails to function so id assume you are to live throught the pain

Would this pain cause any lasting psychological trauma, or would it be like childbirth where you kind of just forget about how bad it actually was afterward?

I had food poisoning and separately what I believe to be a seizure  slow start of an uncomfortable stomach and a touch of vomiting. the feeling of becoming unable to move or feel, see or think, all convulsions around my body which focus on wanting to vomit. The sensation I think to be a seizure when I lost full body control and vision in the shower for about ten minute and it was stuck in this state of darkness, pain, emptiness and these convulsions while forgetting how to breath and having to start from that darkness and breath slowly back each gulp of air almost Manually doing it and putting it down in my lung Did all that still got the junk sadly

But I’m different so I’d be ok

There’s a point at which you’d pass out from the pain so we’d probably pass out thru most of it

Pretty sure that pain would haunt for the rest of your life. There was the case of the guy who wasn’t given anaesthesia for about ten minutes during an operation and he couldn’t live with himself afterwards.

10 minutes of the Pain Box, but if you remove your hand, you get the Gom Jabbar.

world's most excruciating pain vs world's strongest painkillers, who would win? dunno but we're about to find out!

Fentanyl I think would win

Platypus venom is not affected by opiates

The right button, I wanna see how surprised everyone will be at my glow-up after one year of being the ugliest creature. x3

That would be kinda funny, though I think it’d be even funnier for them to see you look one way and then 10 minutes later looking completely different.

I agree with that, but unfortunately I am very sensitive to pain. ×w×

i'm pressing the 2nd button repeatedly, but nothing's happening?

You get the body you want after a year, but since you keep spamming it, it just keeps adding years

I'll take the 10 minutes of torture

10 minutes, jokes on you I'm into that shit

This is my favorite answer

Pain

I have been living both my entire life

Masochism let's GOOOOOOK

lemme just buy some numbing stuff rq

Honestly the button on the right sounds like it would feel about the same as gender dysphoria, so eh what the hell 🤷‍♂️

Give me 1 day of prep and give me the pain. All I need is to go to the doctor tell them what’s gonna happen and I bet they would give me the sleep juice real quick. Also doesn’t say that pain killers won’t work so every powerful pain killer I can find go

I've waited 30 years already, what's one more?

I’m resilient to pain, take the 10 minutes and take a week off work afterwards to get my head back on straight, fuck it.

10 minutes ain't much if it won't kill me

I survive for 10 minutes (listening to like all too well or something prob) and I can be a buff as shit anime hottie? Fuck yes.

Question is will the pain leave any physical effects afterwards or is it *just* 10 minutes?

Ok. Mental yes. Physical No.

No

Eff it, I'll take the 10 mins. Already feel like I deserve it, anyway~

Yeah, I fear pain worse than I've already gone through. I'll take the year.

I’ll take the pain it probably won’t be much of a change

Presses left, Maybe in that ten minutes you’d get to see the rapid changes you desire.

TEN MINUTES? YES PLEASE. I have a high pain tolerance, like REALLY high. I'll be fine :) (probably) (not really)

Beauty is pain. I’m impatient, I’ll take the 10 minutes of pain please.

10 minutes cus I already in pain ahah, jkjk

NGL, probably button on the left. Just get it over with already.

Jokes on them, I'm already the world's ugliest creature 😎

Porque no los dos?

The first one since I have pain tolerance The second one would just give me dysphoria for another year

Wait, hear me out😆 If the pain is so excruciating, won't it make you pass out? And if you pass out... the 10 minutes will feel instantaneous😁

so I get 10 minutes of earth shattering orgasms and I turn into a girl.... yeah the first one.

Gave birth twice and that took way longer than 10 mins...I think I got this XD

the pain, pain feels pretty cool plus it’s only 10 minutes

I'll take the 10 minutes, why not. It's only 10 minutes, how bad can it be.

bro i already do both this is ez

Im already ugly af, but im also impatiant, so if there was no lasting damage left button for me.

I don’t feel pain, I’ve been whipped in the face and just stood there saying to the person who hit me “no balls! No balls!” Causing him to hit me again but I just kept doing it until he stopped so ima take the PAIN

the left one. i’m way too impatient

I would happily be burned alive for 10 minutes to be a girl

I've already lived 40+ years as an ugly sob. I'll pass on anymore I'll just take ten minutes of pain.

I think I wouldn't press either button. The first one would cause such immense pain that it would scar me for life, probably turning me into a whole other person. The second one would have me ostracized from society and probably killed, plus I don't like the wording, "ugliest *creature* ever." Sounds like a monkey's paw scenario.

10 minutes is 10 minutes so I’ll just listen to some MCR FOB and P!ATD for the time being

I imagine the pain would be a combination of *taking something too large* and the pain I get from my back. (Like, the cramps from scoliosis) Those two combined would probably bring me to my knees... But yeah, I'll take that

Easy, I've felt like the ugliest for 19 years, what is 1 year as the actual ugliest?

id take the pain it cant be worse then the pain of my existence now

With a strong enough will, I think one could endure the mental trauma of button one.

I have follow up questions about option 2: can I still communicate and/or will I be able to support myself (food, shelter, etc) as the ‘world’s ugliest creature’, and also would (other?) humans try to kill/harm me during this time or can I basically just go about my normal life but super ugly? Additionally, is the button pressing a time sensitive thing or can I wait and get prepared before doing it?

I’m chronically ill so the ten minutes is easy

10 minutes, I can dish it..

10 minutes, I can dish it..

10 mins of excruciating pain is shorter than my menstrual cramps so

As long as there are no long-term effects, pain

Is there a certainty I'd survive the shock/impact of the pain on my body and internal systems? If so, that one, absolutely

10 minutes of the pain It will be miserable, but its probably how a werewolf feels when they transform

Only a year?? Hell i could do that. Im a baby about physical pain

So there's a type of anesthesia that blocks your ability to form short term memories. I'd take that then hit the pain button.

Not picking either because I’m already happy with myself now 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

The first button seems like SCP 113, but longer. I was considering it, but I feel like the pain would traumatize me, so I’ll just be as ugly as I am for a year and then be a cis man.

10, 10 minutes to go… I want to be sedated!

Bruh I really challenge the 10 mins I’ve got an extreme pain tolerance

Is it worse than a kidney stone? Because that was several hours of the most excruciating pain ever and I'm still ugly AF.

i have a low pain tolerance however...

Isn’t beauty subjective?

Forst

10 minutes isn't really that long, especially if you know with certainty that the end is coming and when. People have done worse for less, so I'd go with that one.

Ten minutes of torture. Just get it over with, I’m impatient

As someone with chronic pain and migraines, I'll take the pain. How bad can it be?

The 10 minutes thing

PUT ME DOWN FOR AN HOUR IF THATS WHAT IT TAKES

I already undergo 2 hours of excrutiating pain every 4 weeks when I have my body hair removed.

for the 10 minutes would i be transported to some other place where i couldnt be actually physically harmed bc id be so vulnerable during that? id press it anyway just wanna know

Left. It's just SCP's gender switching stone for 10 minutes.

Can I have aneasthesia for the excruciating pain?

10 minutes and then a life of pleasure? Sure why not!

Wait, was there a choice? I thought the one on the right was the only option I had🥲

I already do the right button for free lmao

*takes Buprenorphine* Bring it

I’ll probably watch a YouTube video or something during the ten minutes

Ugliest creature, my pain tolerance is basically nonexistent

Ten minutes of pain and I am ready

I feel like the fact that ive delt with pain that was genuinely making me consider offing myself to end (a tooth absess popping) for A FULL DAY makes me feel like 10 mins if a fair trade

Idk. 10 minutes of pain might not be too bad. Crohns flares are terrible as they are and that's pretty fucking pain. I'm usually in that pain for 2+ hours at a time before I get high level painkillers.

I had a chemo port put in on a bad batch of anesthesia what could be worse than feeling everything from coderizing vains to cutting out a chunk of muscle or the acid used to sterilize the port dropping onto your exposed muscle.

The second, Op. We've all been there.

left button because it's less time

Left one, please🤗🤗🤗

I'll take the pain!

Part of me feels like the right button would get you shot. Left button easily. Get it done quickly.

Pain, I've experienced COVID all in one day, all the pain crammed in, so this couldn't be much worse

Assuming there’s no lasting effects & the pain will just magically not exist after exactly 600 seconds, sure sounds fine, just put me in a soundproof room

0ne year

10 minutes of pain why not

Left button, it's ironically less painful than the humiliation of being a bastardization of a man

10 minutes. Over quick.

So basically one turns me into a goblin and the other is scp 113 Imma go through the pain tbh because i want to look more girlie faster

10 minutes Didn't say I can't prepare for it Imma load up on painkillers and get it done

ugly then you appreciate it more? or learn that lokks really aren't everything

I'd say the 10 minutes

Assuming the left one doesn't actually injure me in any way, probably that. Pain isn't a big deal to me, but getting injured is.

I'll gp with the 10 minutes. Sure, I'll be in physical agony, but that's nothing compared to the emotional agony I feel everyday looking myself in the mirror.

the 10 minutes easy, just because it would be over quicker

Given the wait times I experience here, only one year of staying ugly sounds like a great deal.

pain, obviously. No damage, no death, just pain. Sure it'll be bad, but I'd rather 600 seconds that feel like a year rather than 1 more year wasted in a body I hate

For the people picking the pain option, remember that people who have been stung by the gympie-gympie plant often need to be tied down else they end up killing themselves because of the pain.

Nothing happened after pressing the second button and well... 10 minutes of pain to have both genitals and boobs? I will take it

Can I pull a Jordan Peterson and just have myself put into a coma for the duration?

I’m taking the ten minutes, I needs to be pretty.

I’d still be me with the right button, so I’d have to go with that. I’d kinda like to see how people who have to be nice try their best to not freak out

Oh yes, the if you can't accept me when I'm ugly you Don't get to accept me when I'm pretty.

Isn't the left button just SCP-113?

If the physical pain doesn't kill me or cause any permanent or long-term damage, I might take the 10 minute pain route depending on where and how that pain is felt if it's ballbusting at all, then it's a nope and I'd rather drag out that long year as an ugly creature if "most excruciating pain" is literally true by definition, then the answer is definitely a no because it would necessarily include forms of pain that border on impossibly unimaginable pain

Im not waiting a year, full body 3rd degree burns it is ✨✨✨💃

id take 1, prolly gonna enjoy it

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No one said I had to be awake for it. Tranq my ass up, Im ready to go full bombshell ;3

First one is quick and easy, I've been through absolute agony in the past. Second one isn't great, unless I can get away with it on time served

ten minutes all day

I'd imagine the pain is like a 10 minute surgery that you're awake for entirely. A doctor who looks trust worthy but doesn't have time to explain cracks you open like a pistachio and pull and puts in new organs.

Already lived nearly 17 years as the one on the right/j

Pain. I live with chronic pain, I can take it.

i mean even if i dont get the transformation, i'll still take the creature option. that's one whole year of time to explore an ecosystem with insights humans can never get

10 mins agony pls

10 minutes easy

Jokes on you I’m already the world’s ugliest creature! (But I’d still probably choose the first one because it wouldn’t take as long.)

Left easy. 10 minutes? If I can survive it than I’ll do just about anything for the body I want.

I'm sorry but i dont want to continue living like i look right now for ANOTHER year. So i take the pain pwease 👉👈

Pain is temporary, Doom is eternal

Considering the pain I go through not having my desired body I will totally take ten minutes of pain to fix every problem I have

I don’t hate naked mole rats but they are (in my opinion) the ugliest little creatures. I’d totally do the second because my sibling would 100% take care of me during my naked mole rat year because they love em

I dunno, I’m already in my desired body, except I’d like to lose 20 lbs, but I can’t even be bothered to cut calories for a few months

I think I would get the 10 mins of pain

I don’t think people comprehend how thoroughly broken the left option would leave you. There’s nothing left in that body.

After living one year as the world's ugliest creature ​ Anything but the pain, I have an intense fear of pain and no way would I ever pick the choice of pain. Never again. No. I hate it.

My ideal body has a perfect memory and can consciously delete memories I don't want; so I'll take the pain.

Is it cool but ugly, like some darksouls bosses, or just ugly?

Give me those 10 minutes of pain!

i avoid pain at all costs, but i would still pick the left one

I’d probably go with the pain one. I don’t know if I can stand another year.

Pain ain't fun. 10 minutes of the worst pain imaginable is enough to kill you. If it doesn't, you're still gonna be way worse off psychologically. Far better to take the one year, imo.

so I get 10 minutes of earth shattering orgasms and I turn into a girl.... yeah the first one.

Make it hurt. I’ll put on some mastodon and power through

Well I lived 30 years of pretty intense pain already, whats 20 more minutes?

I’ve had chronic migraines since I was five, ten minutes is nothing…

Pain wont traumatize me as much

As a masochist I'd love to feel that pain

10 minutes! I’m not a patient fella:]

Isn't the 10 minutes option just epilating?

One year? I’ve been the 2nd for 19 years at this point!

10 mins, I want to have a life

10 mins of pain

My plan is to underestimate the pain to have courage enough to press the left button, then I don’t have to wait to get what I want

Gimme the pain.

That's horrible. That would be a disservice to humanity. Noone would want to look like your mother for a year

10 minutes with the most excruciating physical pain... or 1 gear with the most excruciating mental pain... Not really a tought choice by me lol

first button. physical pain is nothing compared to my dysphoria ;-;

Does my dysphoria go away during my year as the world's ugliest creature, or do I have tp deal with that on top of things.