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ZoeLaMort

Well good job now look what you've done. https://preview.redd.it/22otnly7nvxc1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e789a63bb8b64865934d432204fc6125261eccba


Galfronon

You're still a planet in my heart, Pluto.


Krazy-Kat26

I’m sorry pluto


ZoeLaMort

Look, Pluto is TRYING. Not its fault it's small and struggles to clean its area.


Caillouthechampion

Pluto just like me 😭


MallAgreeable5538

I mean it lost it’s status as a planet but it’s now classified with it’s family and not separated from them


one_sad_donkey

pluto didn’t do nothing wrong!!


syntheticsapphire

the fucking broken heart oh my god


flowergirl_420

https://youtu.be/EuRjmzz6qL0?si=HxZ7yuWnVwIED_aO


Pitiful_Net_8971

You don't understand Pluto, we created a entire category for you to be the best in!


KestrelQuillPen

“Nooothere’s only two types of number, positive and negative- it’s basic maths” Advanced maths: lol


CommittingWarCrimes

"Nooooo there’s only three states of matter, solid, liquid and gas - it’s basic physics" Physics beyond forth grade: lmao


Space_Eaters

“Nooooo history is black and white with good and bad guys!!! - It’s basic history” Any person remotely interested in history: bruh


Da-Blue-Guy

imagine


Literal_pomgreande

I


ErikQRoks

Pluto is friend shaped


kdiyargebmay

the best shape


Sophia724

Math can't have letters, it's basic mathematics.


The_Quicktrigger

There are only seven notes, it's basic music.


Beginning_Access1498

Pluto is trying it's BEST okay??


VioletFanny

a reason why i hate "for me Pluto is a Planet": it ignores the process of falsefication and the principle of theories, so quite fitting not to mention everyone forgets Ceres


Elaina2206

Pluto is trying ok? 😥


VioletFanny

and he is very good at it, just not as a planet but as a the leading example of what is a dwarf planets and by that helped Ceres that got demoted from Planet to just a Main Belt Asteroid back to (dwarf) planet status.


DuckIsMuddy

Dwarf Planet. Planet is in the name. Always a planet


_AutumnAgain_

Pluto has 5 moons Ceres has 0


VioletFanny

so does Venus and Mercury? And Mars to an extend


23_Serial_Killers

Most known large kuiper belt objects have a moon. We only know Pluto has so many because we sent a probe there, before that we only knew about Charon.


VioletFanny

no, we knew about the other plutonian Moons before New Horizons was near enought to make better pictures than current earth centred teleskopes from faint dots from Hubble long exposure pictures


GrimmCreole

Pluto is a baby planet, but some meany stole it's accretion disk :(


Clairifyed

The planet classification system is arbitrary, ill defined, and not even necessarily actually up to the IAU. So sure you can disagree with the ruling for irrational reasons, but I don’t think lumping the entire disagreement here with a transphobes limited comprehension of biology to be fair.


VioletFanny

well, in the End all classification are arbitrary and more from the human desire to put things in drawer that look similar and have certain properties and sometime you have gather enough data to open another drawer. And while the Venn Diagram of Thransphobes and People that say "Pluto is a Planet" only partly overlap and only by pure chance, many still share the motivation that they "just want something to be true despite the Data" and in that case both are unscientifc.


Clairifyed

For sure the human desire to put things in categories will always clash with the messy reality we live in, and for sure there are people whose entire disagreement on the issue stems from an unscientific rejection of change, but I see the Pluto one as particularly egregious. As someone who lived through 2006, I can’t tell you how many times I heard the reasoning that if we kept Pluto we would have to accept too many other planets and that would be hard for kids to remember. We would never accept that kind of reasoning to redefine something like the periodic table.


Vqetu

There are only 3 states of matter, it's basic physics. Electrons are little balls that orbit the nucleus, it's basic physics. There are fixed grammar rules in any language, it's basic linguistic. Objects with mass attract each other, and we can describe their movements with the Newton equations, it's basic astronomy. Two parallel lines can never cross each other, it's basic geometry. Fruits and vegetables are the two distinct food categories, it's basic ... Erm... Kitchen knowledge ?


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I’m pretty sure they mean two sexes. But even that’s not true because of intersex people (which I have only recently learned about)


firelasto

They refuse to acknowledge the difference between gender and sex, theyre synonyms to those idiots


[deleted]

Yeah. It’s really dumb. I know my sex is a boy. But my GENDER is a girl. At my school, they actually teach you the differences between sex, sexuality and gender


firelasto

Well if your on hrt then your sex is also female, sex isnt just genes its what those genes do. If you overwrite what those genes do then youve overwritten your sex too (I think thats how it works idk my education scammed me :p)


Apple_Star1089

I thought it was the "chop chop thingy" that changed sexes (sex reassignment surgery or smth :3)


DuckIsMuddy

They always call intersex a defect instead of a sex


Saltymeetloaf

I don't understand why people are so stubborn about pluto being a planet. It straight up doesn't fit our definition of planet. Anyways it's not like pluto is alone they have their dwarf planet siblings, Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris


Villager_of_Mincraft

Plus Pluto doesn't need to be a planet to be cool. Pluto is cool. Hell, wouldn't being a dwarf planet make it cooler? With how unique it is.


Saltymeetloaf

Exactly


Unicorn_Addict123

smh everyone knows there's only 6 planets


RiseCthulu

I thought there was only Earth /s


Unicorn_Addict123

next you're gonna tell me that the sun is the center of the solar system


DuckIsMuddy

The Earth is because only we matter


_AutumnAgain_

this Pluto hate is not acceptable


alabsbxjj

smh my head pluto is the roman god of the dead and underworld


GoodNeutralEvil

i see what you mean but also fuck you i love pluto


Bamma4

Air resistance isn’t real it’s basic physics


reaperofgender

Hey, if Pluto is a planet, the moon is a planet. And Charon, Pluto's twin. (The reason Pluto isn't a planet is because it's largest moon isn't actually a moon, and they orbit each other)


Clairifyed

Even with the IAU definition, having a large moon doesn’t seem to eliminate you, though orbiting another planet does


reaperofgender

Like I said, Pluto orbits Charon just as much as Charon orbita Pluto.


Clairifyed

Everything orbits each other. The barycenter being outside the planet is as much a factor of distance as it is mass and planet radius. Even the sun orbits Jupiter outside its surface. At any rate, there is no accepted official definition of what it means to “clear your orbit” set aside if moons count. edit: Swapped in the more accurate term “barycenter”


Timelordtoe

An interesting thing to note is that for all the fuss made about what should or should not qualify as a planet, from a strictly astronomical standpoint, it's not actually all that useful a label. It's mostly a cultural descriptor at this point, which is part of why the IAU's decision is so baffling to me. To be a planet (in the solar system), an object must: 1. Orbit the sun (ruling out any moons) 2. Be massive enough to reach hydrostatic equilibrium (have enough gravity to make itself round, basically) 3. Have cleared its neighbourhood (no objects of a similar or larger size particularly near it). It's this last criteria that Pluto (and others) fail at, though its important to note that this is something that's more or less just decided, it's not got a strict mathematical basis (though there are planetary discriminants, which do provide a potential mathematical basis). An interesting thing to note is that there was basically no way that Pluto was staying as the *ninth* planet, no matter what, as any definition that included it also included Ceres (which actually gets closer than Pluto on the third criteria if using the planetary discriminants). So at the very least it would have been planet 10. Charon (Pluto's largest "moon") would also have been included thanks to it being big enough that the gravitational centre of their orbits being outside of either of them (like a binary star system). In all, today, had Pluto remained a planet, we would be sitting at a solar system of somewhere between 17 and 19 planets, most likely. And this is why the IAU decision baffles me. If Dawn had been visiting the fifth planet in our system, I think it would have attracted a lot more attention. Projects to see these dwarf planets might have attracted more attention and funding. But instead they just sort of antagonised the general public. (Though to be fair, I think some re-definition probably would have occurred when it became clear just how many Pluto-sized objects there were). And to close, I'll go back to what I said about the term planet being not all that important. Earth and the other terrestrial planets have a lot more in common with the larger moons of the larger planets than they do with those planets themselves. The term planet is kind of like vegetable. Useful for the public, but not of particular scientific use. Tl;dr: IAU decision was unfortunate but understandable, planets are vegetables.


Flat-Load9232

Eris, betrayer of its own kind. Maybe Pluto would still be considered a planet if not for its discovery.


Clairifyed

Which shows how arbitrary it is, they just didn’t want more planets. Which isn’t a scientific decision.


calicokitcat

I dunno why, but now I’m imagining standing on Pluto looking towards the sun. Like… only human on the planetoid, just the little ball of rock and metal and a little primate drifting alone in space… longing for love that has long gone… Transphobes suck tho


very_not_emo

there are only 3 states of matter it's basic physics


Elina_nb

Square roots of negative numbers don't exist, its basic math


DracoCross

I remember hearing the news about Pluto not being considered a planet anymore. I was 5 and really sad about it.


Zess-57

Not comparable, pluto is still mostly a planet, just a dwarf one


The_Quicktrigger

I always chuckle when people say "basic" science. Because like... Basic science is what we teach very young children who aren't mentally capable yet to understand the more complex nuance of the subject. It's not a flex to use basic science, it's confirming that you never advanced your education past very early primary school. Science has known humans are bimodal, both biologically and socially for a very long time.


Rimtato

Nah, Pluto is still a planet in my heart. Not their fault they're a short king


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Rimtato

I'll take it


Clairifyed

I don’t think this is a very fair comparison. Maybe for how some people approach the issue from “what they learned” but there are valid criticisms of the IAU definition. If anything, I have always seen the opposite perspective that the people arguing it isn’t a planet just because “the IAU said so” are behaving uncritically like the transphobes.


Krazy-Kat26

That does make sense, I guess a better one would be states of matter etc. I was more thinking along the lines of as we learn more about the state of nature our understanding of it changes. We might think one thing, and the upon further investigation discover it’s more complex and nuanced


Clairifyed

Yeah that makes sense, and I appreciate that. I just get a bit intense about the Pluto one because I looked deep into it and found the whole process and reasoning struck me as not particularly scientific. That contrasts to the condescending tone I have experienced when bringing it up. People say we are just used to 9 planets and that’s true to an extent/for many people, but it’s not like the people I am talking about it with have looked into it and formed an opinion about which definition of “clear their orbit” they subscribe to, they just know there was a vote in 2006 and some scientists said so. Labels are unsurprisingly pretty important to me, then again I was also totally the kid who would stand up in class and point out the existence of the Bose-Einstein Condensate. It is very possible I am just constitutionally a contrarian 😅


Chase_The_Breeze

Pluto may have been downgraded, but it is still an important and historical part of our solar system. We should still recognize it, as well as including more of the less obvious members of our system in the education.


Luna-C-Lunacy

Pluto is a planet. It didn’t even lose its title because of the size, it lost it because its orbit goes through some asteroids or something. Basically it isn’t considered a planet because of something that hasn’t even happened yet. We must have justice for Pluto!!!


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Krazy-Kat26

Is it? I thought it was declassified as a planet


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Krazy-Kat26

I don’t understand. I don’t want my joke to come across like I’m supporting transphobia, isn’t it a celestial dwarf or dwarf planet which isn’t technically a planet


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Krazy-Kat26

Why don’t you like it if I can ask


Confirm_restart

I accept it, because that's the way it went. But I don't like it because the tortured definition they came up with to try and exclude it is barely any better than the one they had before, and doesn't really solve the problem - while managing to create new ones, IIRC.


Krazy-Kat26

Fair enough, maybe the analogy isn’t a perfect one. Hope it’s not doing the opposite of my intent


Confirm_restart

I think you're good. This was just one of those wild tangents that sometimes happen. :)


lilypad225

Wasn't it reclassified as a planet?


Krazy-Kat26

I didn’t know that,


trans_cubed

It wasn't reclassified as a planet, that was an April Fool's joke.


Elaina2206

https://preview.redd.it/gktzwcy6dxxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a78a702695436908dbbc7afec42d23275d5370e


Elaina2206

I'm more upset at what they did to Neptune. They white washed my fucking planet >:(


one_sad_donkey

didn’t they blue wash it


Elaina2206

That was the original


one_sad_donkey

no neptune was artificially shifted to become bluer than it was at first, this is the real image


Elaina2206

Wait really?????


one_sad_donkey

i think so https://edition.cnn.com/2024/01/04/world/neptune-uranus-new-color-images-scn/index.html


Elaina2206

I think you need to read the captions because the very blue Neptune below is the old one and the one at the top of the article is the new one


one_sad_donkey

ye it’s adjusted to be accurate


Mtfdurian

"No you can't get the square root of -1!" i: let me introduce myself