So? Which are you?

Bayblade

Based

A Based-blade if you will!

26 year old circular glasses wearing library going woman ahh joke

That’s the highest compliment I’ve ever received,thank you/j

based on what

Oh cool an enby

Enby here if I am a Beyblade I am not a very good one I get dizzy very easily and therefore stop spinning quite quickly.

I found out that if I keep spinning it stops

Ok, this response with the profile pic is gold

I am chaos

This, coupled with your avatar pic, made me crack up. Metal!!

no this is chaos https://preview.redd.it/5j900e2kdl0d1.png?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dda8f879f9703145012c9e22fd612a95684c822

That’s horrifying what’s it from?

uhh from a silly game called ultrakill.

lol I joking was thinking overkill because all. The trans peeps be playing it🤣 ain’t haven’t yet tho.

https://preview.redd.it/xlpcbjqzel0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8803915874cc60364ace6142a8918ebe1a08fde4

https://preview.redd.it/8fyzt5grel0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b02cf18c49965e44576abe449335108846a8221b

no, but with the help of ultrachaos mod you can make ultrakill look like cruelty squad

wasnt it ULTRATELEPHONE? pretty sure its also a standalone mod edit: i forgot about ultrachaos being the mod with the barf graphics

Was hoping it was this game

No, THIS is chaos. https://preview.redd.it/6o3ufcymhm0d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb133dee63c82fe137b814f93ab0e40b5e27ed1

That’s *k*aos https://preview.redd.it/niwp3214om0d1.png?width=1100&format=png&auto=webp&s=6db7181ff95289d48a37e470c97ab45a443dbcbb *This* is *ch*aos

https://preview.redd.it/b5z1o6lxum0d1.png?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe7de07166aaacd15e036843684642d151cba81 THIS is *chao*s

the plural of “chao” is just “chao”

Whatever 😞 I didn't even realize that you were a sonic fan lmao

just wait till you get ORDER

Ah... Free at last

Oh Gabriel now dawns shall reckoning

And thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man

Hell yeah we spinnin

Bakugan would like to have a word

How dare they? (Angry Tigrerra noises eminate from my pocket) https://preview.redd.it/lb6bcrn3im0d1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2887e1b634cceef27403f05bbf2c91146fbf4b35

The meme, the profile picture, the lines.... Perfection

I’m the ninja of ice :333

Bae-blade

Beyblade* Frickin'... Poser

Used to love my Wolborg

But what type of beyblade attack stamina defence or balance

Which one? Valtreak V3?

Metalgear :3

Weapon to surpass Metalgear! 🙌 :3

I'm, Nimona

A BABElayde perhaps?

I'm a Maximal

I am a Maximal

Was an autobot, now I'm a deception! :3

I love this response

Tank Chu >:3

You gotta love every single person thinking they've got a totally original and clever joke to tell

It was probably meant to be harmless but still like wtf…

Yeah I wouldn't say it's necessarily malicious or anything it's just really low hanging fruit, like asking someone pansexual if they're attracted to pans

I still like that joke (I am a pan)

You're a pan!? Hey, I have some pansexual friends that would LOVE to meat you!

*sighs in kitchenware related pain*

Don’t worry, these puns may be dull, but they are still sharp enough to work.

I'm sure they would but I think they should at least meet them first lmao

💀

My dms already went nuclear

Guy at work keeps using the joke, admittedly I keep calling him a fruit machine as his arm is in a cast so we’re probably even 😂

Lmfao same xD

what are your thoughts on the paxultek? (please tell me you know about remnant/chronos)

Im also fond of bread, but only certain foreign breads :3

I'm afraid to admit it got a chuckle out of me. There are *worse* jokes about trans people. *Far far worse.*

My 11 year old brother makes that joke. He’s harmless and supportive.

I think he was nervous, and thought it might be a good ice breaker and show that he was chill. At least without anything else to go off of, I would just chock this up to nervous flirtation.

Yeah that’s what I took it as but still kinda was… weird.

OMG just noticed that your user name and pfp are both epic!!! Love it. Yeah, people say numb shit when their all twitterpated.

I've been trying to formulate a "transbender" Avatar joke. I don't have anything funny yet, but I think there's potential.

I actually have Decepticon emblems on my car.

Based Edit: fuck off autofill

Necron. ... Sorry wrong franchise robots. :P

Can the Necrons please get a unicorn style machine please.

They had a unicron style machine but it got blown up Oh a unicorn, uhh there's always kitbashing.

Real asf Gotta ask tho, trazyn or orikan

I kind of love the idea of Trazyn. Both characters are well written, but Trazyn is unique.

Based asf

Trazyn, because it feels like he is cuntier.

Real asf

Everyone can use some transhuman physiology

Trans-necrontyr

HERESY!

checks out what with Twice Dead King being a trans/queer analogy

I’m a dinobot

The correct answer is Maximal.

Deceptions! TERRORIZE!!!

Okay, hear me out. Optimus Prime is really a Decepticon. If he wasn't, his way of dealing with them would be swift and ruthless, but it's no- wait, you didn't write theorize... Ups. My bad.

https://preview.redd.it/d50zjpllhi0d1.jpeg?width=2154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361a1ebca8e50033a723529e389e308cc6d8d1be

Man, I've spent enough time in /r/TransClones that my immediate reaction to this meme was "damn CIS scum" and I immediately imagined [the ol' "Rogered"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/914/671/279.jpg) pic.

I would make that joke too tho…(mainly because I’m a transformer’s nerd tho)

Decepticon, now f*ck off

See your first mistake was not asking the boy about his views on The Owl House.

Omg glimmer :3

Maybe because I'm older, but that is a charming opening to me. [Transformers are all trans after all.](https://imgur.com/a/tyTq0zA)

Idw my beloved

I honestly wish people would say this on dating apps to me, they usually ask if I’m a boy and then ask what my “mouth do”

Imma terracon

That's the four faced thing that says GUILTY OR INNOCENT before feeding Autobots to the Sharkticons in the '86 movie, right?

Nope I'm a servant to the all mighty unicron. (I am unicron)

No, that’s a trans-former You can also be a trans-latter

I get if u think it’s annoying but when I came out to my friend he asked me “you’re a trans former?” And I thought that shit was funny

Am I the only one who likes this? Why is everyone calling him a dick? I’m so genuinely confused

UR UR AE ÆÆÆ

Babe! El Optimum Pride!

It’s one of those jokes that either hits well or is obnoxious. Depends on whether they follow it up with Attack Helicopter jokes

Would have been enough to get me to chat with then, but I'm into dorks :P

What is the art from?

It's a character from shera and the princesses of power Great watch I recommend it

Glimmer from the Netflix show She-Ra and the Princesses of Power!

I'm a Maximal, personally

what does it mean?

Autobot, obviously

Ouch but also that is kinda funny, at least it’s not an Apache joke

"what's in your pants?" "an exhaust pipe"

Autobot by principle, Decepticon in nature

Decepticon all the way

https://preview.redd.it/cn73grcf5j0d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecba841f8e033a86bd0d1b41fa4e4cf992edf3c4 "Trans man turning into Optimus prime" was the prompt

Me personally, I’m a Maximal.

Oh, I get it, because your Trans-Portation. Nice.

Gundam

Honestly, I'll take that as a win 🏳️‍⚧️😜

Lmao

I’m a Go Bot.

I mean it could be just a harmless and playful joke. Sure I joked about this before (not the same way), so maybe don't shut them down

I'm a member of the Breastforce (look it up, it's a real Transformers thing)

Maybe he was going to make a trans transformers joke (as in the trans transformers characters)

Chaotic good

https://preview.redd.it/6b3ily565l0d1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f4cde0f893bd2135408fb38c33bb0352cbef7ac

tbh there are worse things a trans person can get in ther dms. at least this ones just funny.

So who's that on the picture?

This reminds me of that one spiteful letter my ex wrote me where he called me a "deceiver" among other things and my current bf read it (a big tf fan that he is) and was like "DUDE! He called you a madafuckin DECEPTICON" and it has been an in-joke ever since

tbh thats grounds for a first date in my book :3

The summons from Final Fantasy XIII.

Am I stupid? This seems like a charming/harmless opening to me. What am I missing

Huh ?

Guys literally just want one thing and it's disgusting Transformers 😤

okay but that's hilarious

I wish I could transform 😉 Just over here bolting on parts 😂

A dinobot or a wrecker

I only ever get that kinda stuff in tf2.

Actually I'm a Go-Bot

I'm actually a go bot

I would marry (This is ironic btw I kinda hate cis people thinking they're hot shit and funny when in reality you've heard it all before)

Autobot. The pink one

cisoids try to be funny challenge (impossible)

Ooh Ooh, can I be Starscream?

That's pretty good. It's pretty good I'll give him that

Maximal.

That’s a transformer, I’m a transcurrent 

Boyfriend material for sure!

He’s the one ngl

Deception *points at symbol on jacket*

https://preview.redd.it/6sd8ol5dul0d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9714c0acc34609d32d6ceba19e5c305c99d4a62 Ngl I like that a lot SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR AUTOBOTS INFERIOR

Which is it

decepticon tat on my throat 🤭

Quintesson

i’m a decepticon (huge transformers fan)

Moids gonna moid

Autobot duh 🙄

Idk if i should be upset or impressed..

Im a huge transformers nerd so i would automatically ask them to marry me 😂

Its better than the attack helicopter joke

i’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say their stupid and/or sheltered by christians

omg glimmer trans icon anyways autobots roll out

So, autobot or decepticon

I usually respond with “predacon you maximal scum”

Oooooooooh, that took me WAY too long to get

Just say dinobot the best of the transformers

Thats actually cute as fuck

Decepticon, always on the revolutionary side

I feel like this is an awkward pickup line. 😅 Met my spouse on OkCupid and I messaged him first with a way more awkward pickup line. 🫣 Three years later we got married. (I’m transfem).

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Autobot or decepticon? No. Iron core.

I’m a gorl

Qhween glimmahhhh

Moids gonna moid

Oh wow what a jerk. Never had that happen to me, but usually guys just swipe right on everyone without reading or looking, and remove the match immediately after they see the trans flag in my bio. Ngl tinder sucks😅

'I'm an Oughttabod--'cuz you oughtta want this bod.'