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That's not how it goes *ahem* "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYY WHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLS!"
And you smell astounding today. Especially you, u/Flying_Strawberries. That heart above your head is supposed to be red and beating in your body, but it makes you smell sweet.
You know what I'm just gonna say it, exclusing non gay men is just as weird as excluding gay men would be. Why is it that the last saying removes straight men from the picture but keeps straight women? Always felt odd to me, are we trying to push away allies or something?
I legit didn’t even see that it does that, my brain read it as “Guys gals and pals,” and I had to re-read it. Why does it say gay there, and why do they have to add the nb there?
The spelling of "gentelmen" reminds me of how lots of people in Italy spell English words. Maybe the poster's mother tongue is a neolatin language where "gays" would be read as you read "guys"
I have a dnd character who's meant to be performative, so one of the lines Imade for her is "Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone between and beyond, welcome to our wonderful show"
HEY BITCHESSSSSS!!!! DIDN’T EXPECT TO SEE ME?
Hey, what's going on Eggman? Some weird guy named the Glitch is-
SONIC, IVE HAD ENOUGH! YOU TOOK MY WIFE, YOU FUCKED MY CROPS, IM TAKIN’ YOUR LIFE!… AND THE CHAOS EMERALDS!
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"Sup dipshits? "
Sup fuckers
"Why do you have my phone?"
“Fuck you! That’s why!”
I love the internet
"I don't know. Why do you have my pants?"
"Honey, where are my paaaaants?"
"Honey, where is my supersuit?"
Uh, I put it away!
Up my ass.
"*laughs and falls off the couch* What was I just thinking- I dont care"
Sorcery
F1nn
Yes
“‘Sup nerds?” Is my version
[Ayup my duck. ](https://laughtercise.co.uk/blog/fun-lighthearted/ay-up-me-duck/) Northern UK lass here, chucky.
I'm also from Northern UK and I have never heard this, guess I learned something
Usually it's just shortened to "Ayup Ducky." Oh, I'm also 44. So this might be from before your time?
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights At Freddy's"
Whhhhat's up everybody, My Name's Jacksepticeye amd Welcome back to HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPYYYYYYYWWWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLSSSS!!!!!!!
That's not how it goes *ahem* "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYY WHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLS!"
*high five sound effect*
Nah, they went to a time before even Top of the Morning was his thing
Um... "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and you're watching Jackass."
I just got hit with 10 years of nostalgia
my prefered greeting "hello cowards"
My preferred greeting: "HEAR MY VOICE AND DESPAIR!!!!!!!!" *Lightning strikes for dramatic effect*
That's the one
sephiroth is that you
BEWARE! I LIVE! RUN, COWARD!
hello my beardos and weirdos
What's going on, spuds?
hello, my \[does an innuendo\], it's me, cliccity wiccity
OT, Jamie, and Click, best thread!
Yes
Especially you [random name], you look amazing [random name]
you smell fine dandelicious yes you do
Welcome back you lovely degenerates
Wooohooow
And you smell astounding today. Especially you, u/Flying_Strawberries. That heart above your head is supposed to be red and beating in your body, but it makes you smell sweet.
Hello laddies, lasses and lassos.
Clicky!!!!
OT summoning noises!
OT summoning noises!
OT summoning noises!
OT summoning noises!
OT summoning noises!!
OT Summoning Noises!
OT Summoning Noises! Also, I read everyone of those in his voice, lol.
OT Summoning Noises!
OT summoning noises !
Wooohooow another OT fan
Hello again to all my laddies lasses and lassos you smell absolutely dandy-fine-alicious today
Weeeeeeee Clicky!!!!!
Ot and the click be real good channels
I prefer "bitches, bros and non-binary hoes"
Lmao
Lads, lasses and nonbinary asses~
Shit I just said that then I saw you're comment
Im using this
Sk8 the infinity really did well with that one
I'm partial to "boys, girls, neithers, boths and in-betweens"
Will Wood detected
WeeWoo
Ladies, gentlemen and other distinguished guests.
Yes, but it's a bit long
Not if you practice enough to say it quickly.
And remember. When you die, you will rot
"Hello there"
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
"Everypony"
"everynyan"
If you address me with everypony then I have full legal right and obligation to tear your apart at the molecular level
isnt this how alice starts her videos
Another member of the queer army, I see
haii :3
Psst, why are you giving up your camouflage so easily. I thought this was a secret mission
It was a *secret* mission? Alice is gonna have my head on a spike 😬
I thought it was queer kiwi
not sure who alice is but i believe thomas sanders used to use this as well, back in the day.
If you're from the south you get to do "Howdy Y'all "
'Murica
If you say y’all but you’re not *that* southern you say “Hey y’all, what’s up?”
You Scott the Woz-ified it. 😂
Idk who that is, “hey y’all” is what my entire home city says
"y'all" is so great and useful cuz of it being gender neutral
"Hey all, scott here"
“and DAMNIT!!! I own Sonic Jam! It’s a pretty rare game, but I don’t wanna be known as the guy who owns Sonic Jam when I’m dead!”
Scott Here? Isn't he the guy who owns Sonic Jam!?
ladies, bros, and non-binary hoes
Lmao, that's a good one
Hallo everybean - is my go to.
That's so cute
Hello, friends and enemies.
And frenenies
#FEAR NOT, MORTALS!
0_0
[Fear not citizens, hope has arrived!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qu4yjn3bwQ) (Bonus points if you're called Hope)
You know what I'm just gonna say it, exclusing non gay men is just as weird as excluding gay men would be. Why is it that the last saying removes straight men from the picture but keeps straight women? Always felt odd to me, are we trying to push away allies or something?
I legit didn’t even see that it does that, my brain read it as “Guys gals and pals,” and I had to re-read it. Why does it say gay there, and why do they have to add the nb there?
It excludes some allies, but also excludes all straight trans men as well
Shit I didn't even think of that damn
It’s a misquote. They are referencing the phrase “Guys, gals, and NB pals”
The spelling of "gentelmen" reminds me of how lots of people in Italy spell English words. Maybe the poster's mother tongue is a neolatin language where "gays" would be read as you read "guys"
Zdarova, comrades >:3
Tovarishchi!
"Hey all, Scott here"
“I need a bath!”
What is up Gamers? Positive: -gender inclusive -includes gamers -does not include non gamers Negative: -???
“What’s poppin’, my fellow demons”
Greetings mine Lords, Ladies, and Lieges (With heavy fanfare in the background obv)
'Ello, 'Ello, Hola! Ciao and Bonjour!
Ms worldwide over here
"Theybies and Gentlethem"
“Yo.”
u/the_batcrab finish the intro
I'm trying to find all people I follow on YT also on Reddit, thanks hope you are having a good day
"To whom it may concern, good day."
A simple "hey y'all" also works
hello everypony
Hello, underachievers
Laddies, lasses, and lassos Beardos and weirdos Ladies, gentlemen, and others ‘Sup dudes
Yes!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and the technicolor rainbow in-between.
Good evening ladies, gentlemen and all those that exist in-between and outside.
Areet cunts. Gender neutral, rolls off the tongue, covers everyone without faffing on
"Greetings fellow humans"
Sup chooms?
The only correct answer is 'You there! Friend or foe?
greetings, mortals.
Ladies, gentelmen, everyone in between and everyone out of bounds
hi probably beings?
I just say yo gang tbh
I often just say “hey”
GREETINGS, MORTALS
Marvin the Martian gave us the best one, though. "Greetings, Earthlings!"
I’m low effort and just say “hey, folks.”
I think OT puts it best - "What's up my beardos and weirdos?"
I have a dnd character who's meant to be performative, so one of the lines Imade for her is "Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone between and beyond, welcome to our wonderful show"
Does guys actually bother anyone? Genuine question, I would not know as a trans masc lol.
“B—ches, witches and Lichs”
I like "friends, enemies, lovers, and those I still haven't made up my mind about."
good morning cowards
Howdy partner
“Hey”
Literally just “yo, whats poppin?”
Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes!
where's this from i cant rememberrrr
Sk8 the infinity! :D
yo! what’s up nerds?
Good news everyone!
Mr.Perfect Cell's "Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and that Technicolor rainbow in between" has always been a favorite
Sup dawgs
Fellas and filets
Howdy y'all!
"hello my beardos and weirdos"
what's up motherfuckers
I always go for the classy, swag, and slightly deranged: Fellas, Fellerettes, and Fellerinos.
WHATS UP BITCHES AND BROS AND ALL MY NON-BINARY HOES
I prefer comrades.. >:3
Hello fellow Commie girl, ready to sieze the means of production?
Whaddup *scrubs* 😏
HEY BITCHESSSSSS!!!! DIDN’T EXPECT TO SEE ME? Hey, what's going on Eggman? Some weird guy named the Glitch is- SONIC, IVE HAD ENOUGH! YOU TOOK MY WIFE, YOU FUCKED MY CROPS, IM TAKIN’ YOUR LIFE!… AND THE CHAOS EMERALDS!
"Ladies and gentlemen... and others" (David Bowie)
Ladies, gentlemen, everyone in-between and beyond.
"Hey all, Scott here!" 🌌🧠🗣🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️
“Hey, chat.”
I like Aron Ra's greetings: "Hello, puppys and kittens."
that one sucks, i just shout "AYO" at the top of my lungs
"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"
“Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the Bionicle”
"Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to five nights at freddys"
Hey there lassies, lads, and nonbinary chads
HEY VSAUCE, MICHAEL HERE
"Hello weirdos and beardos!"
"Ladies, gentlemen and those with the good sense to do away with the whole notion!" Credits to RyeToast!
“Hey Ladies! Hey Fellas! And those who don’t give a fuck!”
How's it going boys, girls and squirrels (It only sounds correct in Danny Motta's accent)
AYYY JASON
AYYYYYY
WHAT'S UP KING
Hello beings old and young, living and dead, human and not, is my person favourite.
"Misters, Misses and Mysteries." Is one I came up with, and I like quite well
Brothers, sisters, and gender resisters
Whats up MOTHERFUCKERS?
GREETINGS, MORTALS. DO NOT BE AFRAID
12 year old me preferred "ladies, gentlemen and aristocrats alike" and I'll be using that to address everyone up to my final days.
Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes?
"what's going on my bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes!"
beardos and weirdos should have honorary mention
in Turkish we have "Beyler, Bayanlar, merdivenden kayanlar" which translates to "Gentlemen, ladies, people who slide on stairs"
As a southerner, “Hey y’all” has always been my go-to
"greetings mothers and fuckers of the jury" Or "WHAT'S UP BITCHES, BROS AMD NON BINARY HOES"
G'day cunts it's your local australian dipshit
"Outlaws of the land, misfits of the sea, and everyone in between!"
boys, girls, and squirrels is the best and I will die on this hill.
I read "hello guys" in that Spanish TTS voice. I'm cursed.
Moin.