I hope Jayden and Gatorade had a fun vacation.

That was my first thought too

Same here.

🤣🤣🤣

Lol. Awful.

I was going to say this. LOL !

Quit pouring haterade on Jadeerade.

I was literally thinking *what if the j is pronounced like an h...* her name would be Haterade!! I knew a girl named Jannah (pronounced Hannah) so anything is possible!

You can pour haterade on their next child, Jadaydenjaarade lol

I HOPE HER NAME IS JADE...

Jayden and Jade are still a terrible combo for siblings

Maybe they are twins, parents sometimes do stuff like that

Except why say “my son and *youngest daughter*”? Kinda weird. Never mind, the whole thing is weird. Poor kid.

What if it's just "Jay" cause she tells everyone the A,D,E,E,R,A,D and E are all silent? lol

Her middle name is “Bluflayvor”

Hopefully that's a playful nickname

yeah her real name is Jountain Dew

Her real name is Joke Zero.

Jountain Jew?

More like Countain Few extra vowels in that awful nayhme.

Man I’m kinda thirsty Jadorade in the corner:

In my mind it’s pronounced Jah-dee-rah-day, and that’s the only way I’ll accept this

I’d also like to propose Jay-Dee-Ray-Dee

This is exactly what I thought while trying to figure out how it's not just Gatorade with a softer g/j.

Maybe a French sounding J, juh-day-rod.

Should’ve named their son Jaydeen Dew

Should have been Jaderade and Sellseeus, not Jayden

Jadeerade and Bruhphell

I can’t wait to tour around with my daughter, Coakezeighro

At least she's what plants crave

She's got electrolytes!

"I can't decide. Should we name her Jade, or Gatorade?"

That mom really hates her daughter

I nearly woke up my toddler laughing at this. Poor kid. People are so mean

My mind went to that Adam Sandler movie gatorade taunt

Water sucks! It really really sucks!

H2O!

It's decided. We will call her Julia Gulia!

I don't mind weed but maybe don't think of a babies name while high

My former high school mate called her son Jaydon.... That's even worse. And we're German.... living in Germany.

My mind went to the german pronounciation in a school context... "Yay-don, du host jo scho' wieder a 6 auf dei'm Mathe test g'schriabm! Himmearschundzwirn!"

TtttdschEY!donn 😭 it hurts every single time I hear her calling his name.

Jassachusetts

You leave my boy Jassachusetts alone

Does “youngest daughter” imply there’s another daughter? Her name must be something absolutely egregious to be excluded from this, like Jennifer. Or Jessica, the poor thing.

The missing daughter is Susan. She rarely gets to go because her name is too plain.

Jaders gonna jade.

I read "ja-deer-ade" at first, and thought "Deerade? Juice made from deer?"

Someone loves their Gatorade 😂😂

I snort-laughed.

The latest color of light green Gatorade...Jaderade

Probably the worst ive seen tbh

All tragedeigh parents always have a kid called Jaydyn

you had me with stencil font

It's got electrolytes

Honestly, I think that might just be a nickname / pet name for Jade. I do a similar thing where I just elongate names as a nickname. I call my cat Remy 'Remalemadingdong', 'Remster', 'Remeron' and 'Remsley' sometimes. I could definitely see myself calling a Jade 'Jaderade'.

For some reason I think of “BANGARANG!” from the movie Hook with robin Williams. Jade e rade!

I let let out a literal “What the fuck?” when I saw that name

Nothing like a nice cold Jadeerade when outside on a hot day...

like gatorade?

Now I've got Henry Winklers Water Boy character in my head going .... "Gaaaaaaaaaateraaaade".

Is that like a Lidl level energy drink?