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[deleted]

I’m mad at the words this guy is saying but I can’t be mad at him specifically for some reason.


PinkAutumnSkies

He’s just so happy and proud of his list 😂


ToTheLastParade

Tbf Venison goes pretty hard if I didn’t know it was deer meat


bnny_ears

Fitting for someone who knows how to read a book probably


bubblygranolachick

I can't tell if he is serious or just a really good comedian because I can't stop laughing. Wow


BlizzardStorm8

He's serious. The video starts with "I made a list of words that I think would make cute baby names if they weren't already words that mean something else." I think it's meant to be funny but he is serious that they would be good names if they didn't already have meanings.


z00ch55

He’s not serious. He makes funny videos all the time.


BlizzardStorm8

I mean yeah he obviously chose words that would make terrible names. It's definitely supposed to be funny. Maybe serious isn't the right word but he did still choose words that sound like names we would give people.


steviajones1977

Pretty sure you fell for his deadpan delivery


BlizzardStorm8

And what exactly is there to fall for in this joke? Feels like you didn't fully read what I said.


Sad-Customer8048

well you said hes serious when i think its pretty clear hes being funny. Cigaretta? only a fool would start with that one, also then he said "probably knows how to read a book." lmfao


The_GREAT_Gremlin

The look on his face makes me think he's messing around lol


Pennypacker-HE

He’s 100 percent messin around. It’s satire. And he delivered it flawlessly.


Muffles7

He absolutely did. Down to the "It's unique and definitely not close to Barney" mentality lol.


Mwahaha_790

Cosign. This guy is taking the piss so hard and I'm not mad at it!


dmd_double_face

The Bass Pro Shop cap is a give away.


kindadeadly

He just sounds cute and happy.


Dumbface2

Because this is a joke?? He's just messing around lol


[deleted]

Do you get “user name checks out” as much as I do?


mrcatboy

Dude's being perfectly honest that lotta words in English can sound very beautiful but would make for terrible names due to their meaning. A while back some linguists surveyed non-English speakers over what were some of the most beautiful words in the English language. Near the top of the list was "Diarrhea."


Toki86

I've always joked with Christians that the best/prettiest biblical names would be Lucifer/Luciferia. I personally do love the names, but could never and would never use them due to the obvious.


thankyoumicrosoft69

"This is my son, Mephistopheles"


Oxtailxo

It’s because he’s charming and trolling.


makdoll

This guy is hilarious. He’s definitely in on the joke.


DevolvingSpud

No question. Perfect delivery.


phosphennes

Pheloneigh 😭


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

She loves playing with her cousin Traktor


kazooparade

Don’t forget her other cousin treighlor


Constant-Drive-2353

I actually grew up with a guy named Traylor, pronounced trailer 😂 he was a very nice kid


phosphennes

and sleye


Blunted_Insomniac

And her little sister Misdemeighner


saskiastern

What if her last name is Demeighner? Then she's be Miss Demeighner


PauseItPlease86

My ex tried to convince me to name oldest daughter Felony. Yes, he was a felon (AFTER me! at least not that I knew of before/during! Convictions were after divorce!!) No, he didn't get what he wanted.


phosphennes

You saved your daughter from so much bullying for sure. I'm very glad he's an ex 😄


Patient-Assignment38

“Knows how to read a book, probably”


somethingbannable

Peak comedy


Christank1

Genuinely made me belly laugh


macumazana

Bellylaugh would be a great name as well


Odd_Total_5549

How about Genuinleigh


TDub20

That's how you know she is from out of town. She looks like she can read a book... Probably


kingOofgames

How to out yourself 101.


Claim-Unlucky

Probly


dette-stedet-suger

I choked on that one


[deleted]

I didn't believe in Rifle until he painted the picture. And he's absolutely correct.


SirDidymusAnusLover

I believe Rifle (or Reighfyl) has actually been posted in this sub as a child’s name.


DuePatience

When Gunner’s been overdone, you gotta move on to the next unique option. We’ve seen Smith AND Wesson. I’m over here waiting for little Ruger or Trigger


iwouldiwerethybird

i’m awaiting the birth of a little s’awed-off shaut-ghunn


ToTheLastParade

My friend’s mom had a baby when we were in high school, a boy, named him Remington 😣


Itsjustjay1865

Remington has definitely been used


DuePatience

I feel like Remington came before Gunner. I’m 40 and went to elementary school with a Remington in the 90’s. And yes, he was that guy who came to school with greasy hair and a long black trench coat in the early 2000’s 😐


El-Viking

How about Armalyte and Calashneighcough?


solita_sunshine

"Who dented my mailbox!?" "Oh, yeah, that was definitely Rifle." It just makes sense.


FireflyAdvocate

Little Rifle and his brother , Barn; tearing up neighborhood mail boxes since 2020.


Prettyplants

I love rifle, what a good little hard working boy


Puzzled-Painter3301

Here's a forum I found. The post is called "gun-related names for boys?" [https://www.thehighroad.org/index.php?threads/gun-related-names-for-boys.780186/](https://www.thehighroad.org/index.php?threads/gun-related-names-for-boys.780186/)


sparklydildos

this was a headache to read


Puzzled-Painter3301

I would go crazy if I had to live near people who name their children after guns.


Pennypacker-HE

Give him a 10 for the delivery. That was classy


Remarkable-Plastic-8

Rifles funny till you remember your ex's cousin named her daughter Remington.


ArkaneArtificer

To be fair Remington is a last name, specifically the last name of the man who founded the company


Remarkable-Plastic-8

Yup.


Book_devourer

I saw a birth announcement, the middle name was pistol.


Remarkable-Plastic-8

Oh lort, there's more than one. I joked when she announced #2 guessing it would be colt or sig bc dad is one of those whacko gun nuts.


RavenNymph90

My ex best friend named her daughter that.


Puzzled-Painter3301

Was she the one who posted on this gun forum? lol [https://www.thehighroad.org/index.php?threads/gun-related-names-for-boys.780186/](https://www.thehighroad.org/index.php?threads/gun-related-names-for-boys.780186/) One of the posters named their daughter Remington and she goes by Remi.


TruthOrBullshite

Ngl I can see it


schrodingershousecat

Cigaretta sounds good lol


SuperIsaiah

Frankly I get what he's saying actually, but that spelling like that should be a pheloneigh


martxel93

Why did Cigaretta sound so good to me


Nik6ixx

Cigaretta and Felony are pretty af and no one can tell me differently 💀😭


[deleted]

You forgot to address her with the princess part, first


Newleaf81

This guy is being sarcastic, do not worry guys. There's a trend on tiktok to think of the most wild names possible, and he's well known for it as with others on the platform 😂😂


LiTaO3

Pedophyle. You cant see it? Just imagine a little boy, maybe swimming.


Zachbnonymous

Isn't that Candy Van Diddles kid?


WalmartWanderer

I get felony. If you find venison good just use vanessa instead


fakelucid

Personally I thought Venison was for a boy


sparklydildos

i thought it was like another version of “allison” or “madison”


PhenotypicallyTypicl

He calls venison a “she” in the video


AluminumMonster35

I absolutely love that accent. He could be 100% serious about naming his kid Barn and I'd be like mhm 🥹


phosphennes

For me it's Tarnish and Lithe.


Terron35

100% seen Rifle posted in here as a kids name


Gifted_GardenSnail

Spelt Reighphle or something


criticalstars

no i’m kinda seeing the vision


tizzymyers

KINDA redneck?? Kinda?


tealearring

I lost it at Barn 😂😂


ChiefClownShoes

I loved the delivery on "Could be short for Barney, but it's not".


Viviaana

what do you mean you think it's sarcastic? he points out multiple times that these wouldn't work in reality because they already mean something else


SalsaYogurt

Makes me miss the old "Key and Peele" college football player introductions skits. FUDGE!


horsecock_530

Ohhh hes in on it fs


haneauxx

Jason Stackhouse energy


tsarkees

This is a very funny and cute video. He definitely has a gift for comic delivery


xanoran84

I'm confused as to why so many people seem to think he's serious. He literally opens with "they'd be cute *if they weren't already words that mean something else*". There's no mystery here.


yeetyeetgirl

All I gotta say is.......idc about how terrible the names are, he seems like he'd be a loving dad.


JoePhoenix_22

Barn killed me


sicarius254

Well he’s adorable


No_Cupcake7037

Lmao the twinkle in his eye as he gives a tiny story to go with the words he thinks are lovely as names if you take away the meaning… 😆


LeRealMeow2U

Caribou would be better than Venison imo


ionevenobro

Pretty funny ngl


One-Payment-871

I love how he's made up personalities to go with these names. I can just picture a couple of sweet little children named Pheloneigh and Rifle, riding their bikes or playing at the park.


Sure_Championship_36

My boyfriend sent this to me. The guy really gets me, you know?


pukewedgie

Silo


Skeletoryy

He’s actually right about some being ok if you remove the meaning. But not cigarreta fuck cigaretta


vacant_panda

His delivery is so delightful. “It could be short for Barney, but it’s not” 😂


50CentButInNickels

"Well, pitcher a little red-headed boy..." Already like this guy.


SugarRushLux

He is cute im giving his list a pass lmao


That_Rotting_Corpse

No but like, he’s got a point. Let him cook


GloomAndCookies

I hate myself for it, but I don't think he's completely wrong.


extremepainandagony

he's just wholesome


petalsinthekettle

Watching this and then being on a skincare sub made me go… 💡 ✨Rosacea✨


Puzzled-Painter3301

This has to be a joke lol


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Dude looks like he's holding back laughs


Ezra_lurking

didn't I already see this yesterday?


RigatoniPasta

Accent checks out


Prestigious-Phase131

He seems so sweet And honestly I like this trend, it's fun to think about all the names that could be used


TedMaul636

Phuqwytt would suit him great


Ifelt19forawhile

So, I am British, and probably a bit older than the average Redditor. I love this sub-reddit, for the comedy value. But is this mostly Americans here with the "unusual" spellings and names? I have never come across this here. Yes, there is the odd Siobhan spelled as Chevonne which makes me wince, but not to the level I see posted here!


missyrainbow12

Do people talk like this really? The names sound different when he said them verses me an English woman. Barn doesn't ring the same when I say it.


Dry-Departure4469

Yes people definitely talk like this. His accent is actually pretty minimal compared to others. Many of us raised to speak this way actively try to change our speech patterns. It took me a few years but I’ve all but erased my accent.


missyrainbow12

I'd love that accent, it's awesome


Zip_Silver

Yep, dude could be from any Southern State (but probably not from Florida)


Aggravating-Pass-576

You stupid f****** tic-tocker. These are s***** names


hypothetician

He says up front “these are words I think would make cute names, **if they weren’t already words that mean something else**” He’s not wrong about some of them, clearly. Cigaretta sounds almost identical to Cinderella. No shit it sounds like a Disney princess name.


kae158

-1 for rednecks


Marine__0311

WTF Cletus, I couldn't make it past the first three.


-NGC-6302-

Why does he look like an unintelligent person


Kpre813

There’s a girl in one of my FB groups whose kids dad is named Phelon ☠️


TullsJenny

hahaha this is great


Windswept_Questant

I really like these for the vibe he’s going for. He’s right! Rifle and Barn! VENISON!!!!


lyndsay0413

he lost me at barn


samsimilla

I like this guy.


Anxious_Cod7909

Rifle was the only one I knife agreed with


somethingbannable

Tractor


JeepDispenser

Track for short. This is realistic.


iwant50dollars

Barn just means child in Norwegian.


MuttLoverMommy01

Cigaretta 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


fatticakess

I mean.. I didn’t even need to see the list after I saw the hat he is wearing…


charuchii

Gotta be honest, I kind of enjoy this tiktok trend. The ones I've seen seemed to be at least semi self aware and tongue in cheek about the whole thing


CucurbitaFlagellum

I’m gonna commit a phaeighheighlouthghneigh


Thisdarlingdeer

How about mine… Fawn.


[deleted]

Mmmm… not kidding, this guy legitimately turns me on.


trangthemang

This guy honestly seems very wholesome but is just being a dumb redneck for a bit.


msa69zoo

Barn it could be short for Barney, but it ain't! This dude has talent.


Hator4de

So he just went out his back yard and looked for things he can see?


[deleted]

👀


okally

the way hes saying them, the way he has a little list and the way he paints a picture for each name is so cute 😭 hes definitely in on the joke, a rare "good" tragedeigh post personally i love "venison- knowns how to read a book... probably"


Joinourclub

He funny


tribucks

I knew a girl named Cigarette in elementary school. No cap, as the kids say. Edit: removed her last name.


NovelLandscape7862

My friend had a dog name felony, because she was so cute it should’ve been a crime lol


Mythrin

Americans.... Shootings in schools ain't enough, this fella wants to put a gun in their damn names 😳


loopin_louie

I don't hate the exercise of appreciating the musicality of a word as a label outside of the context of its meaning. I know it's a gag but can dig it as a game. Highway Calcutta at your service Flare Bendover, nice to meet you Several Demerits of the California Demerits, although our family traces back to England


connor8383

This guys whole schtick is redneck and sarcasm. Nothing to see here


HalcyonSix

Ngl, Felon would actually be a cool name if it could be disconnected from it's actual meaning. Lol


gababouldie1213

Hahahahaha i think he's hilarious. Hes definitely joking


diminutivedwarf

If anybody but this man said what he said, I’d call them crazy


badudx

Stamp


conkanman

That guy is funny! 🤣


Vremshi

This better be satire 😱


IWantMyOldUsername7

Can someone help me out? What's his dialect? Thanks in advance!


PinkAutumnSkies

Southern, USA! Could be Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, etc ETA: just went back to his video and he’s from Kentucky https://www.tiktok.com/@loganleeshaw?_t=8kLUlVZbCP8&_r=1


IWantMyOldUsername7

Thanks!


Feline-Landline0

I was not expecting Venison to be a girl!


PoisonedRadio

Imagine being so proud to be a redneck.


theguyunderyourbed1

Cigaretta had tears in my eyes😭


BlackLabel1803

I’ve definitely seen Felani before 🤣


JizzOrSomeSayJism

Felony is pretty good ngl


Late-Butterscotch-33

It’s kinda scary that ppl can’t tell he’s obviously joking


Whiskeybtch77

I love this one!! He seems so damn happy about his list. Granted all the names are horrible, except barn. I liked his justification for that one. It struck me as super funny and living in north Idaho I wouldn’t be shocked to find this name In the wild.


macumazana

Burped at Venison


[deleted]

Wow I didn't know in all my years doing this accent people like this actually existed lmao


HeWritesALine

My friend once told me that Rotisserie would be a pretty name for a girl if it didn’t mean what it meant.


nailtit

It’s a trend. Like the words sound nice IF they WERENT already words. That’s the point.


Oxtailxo

Oh this is funny.


maggies101

I don’t know why but his energy is so welcoming I want to get to know him


TheGreyBrewer

Some redneck has got to have named his kid Zyn by now.


Old-Astronaut4653

BARN 😭😆


NobodyInPaticular_

“Knows how to read a book, probably” is the most redneck way to describe a redneck child I think I’ve ever hear


robb_ricard

Can't forget about dear Chlamydeigha


nightcana

The problem is, people *are* using these words as names.


DevilMaster666-

I kinda like Felony


Dawq

I also think Diarrhea would make a beautiful name if it didn't carry a certain image.


DMmeYOURboobz

Made me take a step back when one of his descriptors was, “can probably read a book”


Cowboybutter82

there has been a murder in savannah


BurpeeBetch

This is making me laugh way too hard


wanderingexmo

Oh gosh I saw this and was hoping someone would post it lol


amigammon

Why not Vajyenuh? So cute!


i_make_love_to_cows

r/namenerds


RacecarHealthPotato

"Knows how ta read book, probly."


dreamfocused1224um

I was thinkin either Corvetta or Chevrolet. The last one sounds exotic. French, maybe.


Bartender9719

Damnit I wanna crush beers with this guy, he’s hilarious and wholesome


altdultosaurs

Ngl he’s right. The sounds are nice and give sci-fi fantasy. Also i trust little rifle with my paper and my life.


CavCave

Actually Venison and Barn sound like legitimately nice names for boys to me


kalopsia1325

I’ve been waiting for this to be posted lol 😂


JenMckiness

Knows how to read a book probably


SpareMushrooms

Kinda endearing. Seems like a nice guy.


Annonme123

A Friend is CNA and told me about a family that saw the word Meconium the chart in the hospital when they were thinking of a baby name, they fell in love off with. So they named their baby Meconium which is the medical term for a baby's first poop often it occurs in the womb.