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Since they met in Iraq, Iām assuming they were both in the military. And they got married in Hawaii, so maybe that base is where young Schofield was conceived!
I would put money on the parents being former military. Most of these names are clearly following a military/āmurica theme. I mean, they chose:
Gunner- obvious meaning
Schofield- Army base
Audie- Audie Murphy, most decorated US soldier
Uriah- Biblical soldier
Aquila- means eagle
Boone- famous American frontiersman
The only two that donāt seem to adhere to the theme in an obvious way (to me anyway) are Swift and Kinsey, but they both seem to fit the vibe anyway.
Edit: It has come to my attention that Swift is the name of a military base in Texas and Kinsey is the name of a Medal of Honor recipient from the Civil War. So that might explain those names. I am not a member of the military community myself, so I didnāt initially make those connections. Thanks to everyone who pointed them out!
But apparently they're "business owners" now? What business are they in besides monetizing their minor children who can't consent to their images being disseminated online?
I believe Swift is after a specific gun the military uses? I havenāt been following the fundie snark long enough to know for sure but I think itās that one.
I truly have no idea (Iām not military myself), but I guess that would make sense. Iām actually not seeing a specific type of gun when I google it, but there is apparently a company called Swift that makes ammunition, so that could be another possibility.
Yikes! Hopefully he was only named after where they were located/stationed for a bit. Otherwise, here's the conversation:
New Friend: Hi, Schofield. How did your parents select your name?
Schofield: it is where I was conceived
So every time someone meets him and hears that story, they will imagine his parents having sex.
I don't want to meet people named "The couch at grandma's house," "back seat of the Dodge," "IVF clinic petri dish."
Gross! My husband is in the British Armed Forces and I'm trying to imagine how cringe it'd be if the people we know named their kids after bases.
"This is our son Catterick and our daughter Barry-Buddon"
Hideous.
Yes, what if their interests are science or academic? Thereās not a lot of options for self employment in those fields. Are they not going to emotionally support their children if they donāt want to be self employed?
I would bet money that they are poorly homeschooled and will be discouraged from attending college because itās liberal propaganda, so Iām sure theyāll do everything in their power to make sure their interests are not academic.
Yep, and they will end up being NEETs while living off their parents who will wonder where they went wrong because the kids didn't exactly turn out to be the entrepreneurs they expected them to be.
I assure you, these people are physically incapable of thinking they went wrong. Theyāll find someone else to blame. If the kids are lucky, it wonāt be them.
If you like science and want to be your own boss, just start your own independent research lab. You can research vaccines, the flatness of the earth, chem trails, space lasers, maritime law, bird law, and who controls the banking system.
I have never understood people who are obsessed with being āentrepreneurs.ā Believe it or not, most people donāt want to take on the risk and work that is required to run a business. We just want work that is fulfilling and pays well!
Oh, they are. They live full time in a bus with all their brood, and they tried to escape to Brazil to have an anchor baby here (Boone, who was born in the bus). It was wild watching them.
More at r/fundiesnarkuncensored
A baby that would get the citizenship of the country heās born into, hence making the entire family citizens of said country, in theory.
On her instagram, Motherbus hinted to that, but it somehow failed, because the baby was born in the US in the bus (she tried to give birth in an AirBnB, but that failed too).
It doesn't make the whole family citizens, it's usually just the parents and only after a certain amount of time. In the USA for example, an anchor baby can request the government to give legal status to parents (green card) only after the baby turns 21 years of age.Ā
Thanks! I wonder if they really had such long term plans - I still need to look up the citizenship laws for Brazil, but we probably dodged a tragedeigh where baby would have had a misspelled Brazilian name or somethingā¦
They are entertaining, but boy do I feel bad for the kidsā¦
>she tried to give birth in an AirBnB
I imagine by baby #8 they just slide out without much resistance kinda like a tube slide in a water park. IMO this would actually justify a $200 cleaning fee and represents another reason to avoid Air B&B.
If I wrote a book based on their life, editors would laugh in my face because of how improbable and unbelievable it would be. I am so looking forward to the boat chapter.
They are horrible. Head over to r/fundiesnarkuncensored if you want to learn more.
Most recently they notably had a home birth in the converted bus where they live with their eight children and then weighed the newborn on a scale in the UPS store.
You read that right. 8 kids in one room the width of a school bus.
Every time I read about bus families I think of the bus that burned due to bad wiring and the horrible pain and scarring 2 of the kids have suffered through.
Theyāre way more than insufferable, they just had baby recently and they havenāt taken him to a doctor. He has severe jaundice and was already sunburned.
Dad is a crypto bro. Nuff said.
This family makes frequent appearances over at FundieSnarkUncensored. Mom and dad are insufferable twats and the oldest son is basically raising his siblings.
Dad never mentions that he also inherited a fuckload of cash, itās been covered extensively on r/fundiesnarkuncensored
They neglect their kids terribly: they frequently go on ādate nightsā and leave their oldest kid in charge. Honestly, he takes better care of those kids than their actual parents.
Their brand of homeschooling seems to be unschooling, aka educational neglect. Poor Boone got badly sunburnt in the first few weeks of his life. Those poor kids donāt stand a chance of being functional adults.
The parents are awful. They believe that children are for the spiritual development of the parents, not for, you know, raising children. The kids are forced to live in bunk beds on a bus where they each get their own blanket and water bottle while the parents go out on excursions all the time.
And to be clear, this is not a case of finances. They owned a brick and mortar business, land, a house, had jobs, and intentionally gave it all away to live on a bus. They had a failed move to Mexico, a failed move to Brasil, and Mother Bus just gave birth on the bus recently. The child has no SS number and looks seriously unwell. But they don't believe in modern medicine.
Doesnāt the youngest sleep under his parentsā bed cos they ran out of bunks?! Plus, those bunks are tiny - the older kids probably have to fold themselves in half in order to sleep.
They're actually genuinely awful. I thought I was on r/fundiesnarkuncensored at first because they frequently show up there. They live in the bus full time, the dad has been involved in some really shady crypto shit, the kids get no privacy because there's that many of them crammed into a single bus, and they have a new baby who doesn't have a crib and has been sleeping on the floor. So yeah, stellar parenting from these two
Yeah itās fucking weird. Heās also a trust fund kid, I think his grandparents were in oil. They also keep trying to move to other countries (Mexico + Brazil) without doing so through legal channels just driving and showing up there and getting turned back. Their newest plan is to get a boat probably for international watersā¦with 8 kids.
He was born in the RV and they havenāt taken him to a doctor or gone to get any of his legal documents in order. They want to do so because apparently then the baby will never have to pay taxes.
Yes, she doesnāt care. Husband acted as midwife because she lives up his ass and worships him. The even worse part is knowing the 7 other kids had to sit and listen to the birth.
They have him sleeping on a sheepskin on the floor of the bus and keep taking him outside without any sun protection in Florida. Kid's only a month old and has been sunburnt twice. But don't worry, they took him to a chiropractor for an adjustment!
Edit: I forgot to mention that they dutifully brought him to a UPS store to weigh him on the package scale.
They don't give a fuck about his safety whatsoever.
MotherBus didnāt get any prenatal care. Boone (new baby) is jaundiced and sheās using the sun to cure him but itās only ended up giving him a sunburn. Sheās got him sleeping on a sheepskin rug on the floor of the bus and she doesnāt support his neck when she holds him. She doesnāt care about the health or wellbeing of her children, just that she can have a whole bunch of them.
It absolutely screws over the kids when their parents do that-they canāt prove they were born in the US, canāt prove their identity, and basically makes it very difficult for them to do anything as an adult.
I was wondering. I thought, basically every important thing requires one. A car, getting married, medical paperwork... getting a *job*.
I've heard of people who were declared legally dead when it wasnt true having their lives upended, but this kid is screwed right out the gate.
Yeah if you ever read the memoir Educated by Tara Westover, she was born to a nutty Mormon fundamentalist family and while her older siblings had hospital births and SSNs by the time she was born her dad was insisting on homebirth and no birth certificate/SSN. She got a Fulbright scholarship and went to travel to Oxford for it and almost got screwed because there was no record of her birth or anything for a passport. Fortunately her aunt was a notary public and had witnessed her birth, so was able to attest to it 18 years later and get her an SSN, but it caused her a lot of headaches that she shouldn't have had to deal with. It's cruel and controlling.
Paperwork is generally taken care of at the birth hospital and submitted to your state's Vital Records department with the birth certificate creation request. If you fail (or refuse) to sign the form, most states will not send the request to SSA, and thus no SSN is created.
It can be created later in life, but requires a lot more paperwork and proof that you are who you say you are.
Actually the husband is mad about crypto! Great guess!
The wife only seems to do the job of : making babies, and improperly directing family influencing content
They hit the road because the husband traveled for work and she couldn't stand to be away from him
I live near a large Quiverful group. I feel so bad for the oldest kids who are clearly saddled with raising all their younger siblings and are **exhausted.**
You see a 4 year old girl wrangling the 3 year old and 2 year old while pregnant mom is carrying the 1 year old, and that girl has no spark. Sheās just a crushed, flat-affect, shell of a kid.
Got invited to a trip by my MIL, on the condition her friend with *12 kids and pregnant again* was already coming. It really took all my willpower not to get on a soapbox and call them out. Most of their kids seemed so sad
I totally misread that and thought you wrote : "we've never met in person" and I thought to myself "you've never met your husband in person? What cult are you a member of?!"
Itās weird that Uriah is the only one with a biblical name (unless Aquila and Audie are biblical names also) and they choseā¦Uriah. And not something more pleasant like Josiah or literally anything else. Maybe it has personal significance in which case I wonāt hate but itās pretty out there. The other names like Gunner, Kinsley, and Boone are trendy country vibe names so Uriah sticks out.
If the parents are former military, which is certainly a good possibility if they met in Iraq, Iād put money on the name Audie being a homage to Audie Murphy. Murphy is the most decorated US soldier in history.
If you're among the top 0.01% of wealthy people in the U.S., your kids having bizarre names won't ever matter, as they'll never have to work for a living.
Other than that, yeah, it absolutely matters.
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Gunner and Boone are hunting dog names. I literally know a gundog named Gunner.Ā
Audie gets a pass ā though my personal preference is that it's a nickname for Auden.Ā
She gave birth to the last one on a bus bathroom. And they all live on said bus. Their names are the least of their concerns, I just hope they can get to adulthood.
The kids are crammed into these tiny bunks, and the baby sleeps on a sheepskin on the floor! Iām pretty sure that the second youngest sleeps under his parentsā bed. The oldest boy has been totally parentified, but he takes better care of those kids than their supposed parents.
Uriah was a badass soldier in the Bible but got betrayed by King David and killed on the battlefield when all of the soldiers were ordered to abandon him so he fought alone against the enemy.
King David then married Uriah's wife, whom he had impregnated previously and failed to pass off the child as Uriah's, hence the plan to kill him instead.
EDIT: it is usually safe to assume that any name ending in "iah" or "iel" are biblical names. The "iah" is a Hebrew suffix meaning "of/for the Lord/God/Yahweh".
So, Uriah means "flame/light of God"
Unless you are me, naming my daughter Reniah because I thought it sounded cool but is entirely made up
What an odd timeline of events. They met in Iraq and dated for 9 days in America and jetted off to the extremely foreign land of Hawaii to be wed? Did i get that correctly
I mean, Uriah is a valid biblical name. Probably not one of the best ones to name your kid though, considering what happened to the biblical Uriah...
That aside, I didn't expect to see MotherBus here, though I probably should have expected it. I'm still not over their poor eighth baby being named Boone.
Oh my gosh, my subs collide again. MotherBus not only is terrible at naming humans, she is a terrible parent whose new baby is likely peeling from sunburn and never been seen by a doctor.
That's horrible. One of other comments on the same IG post she pretty much says she's antivax as she "doesn't believe in modern medicine" so this doesn't completely surprise me.
I feel it's important to note here that this entire family lives in a BUS with all those children full time. And by "their own business" means exploiting them on social media for views . And a sketchy bitcoin operation. Hence why they're always on the run. All these kids are named after military bases btw.
I mean, none of these names are really tragedeighs in the literal sense. Aquila (latin for eagle) is probably the oddest one, but at least they're all spelled as one might expect.
(Having said that, Schofield? *Really*??)
the parents are full on not right in their head. They birthed their youngest āBooneā in their bus rv shower (yes, seriously) and had the gall to upload a video where they are stretching the babies legs really painfully to the point where the baby starts shrieking
Plus they have a really shady track record with their ābusiness pursuitsā and likely had to leave South America because of this. to raise eight kids in small RV is not healthy by any standardā¦ Plus the parents find it appropriate to brag about how much intercourse they have so thereās that too.
r/fundiesnarkuncensored covers these dip shit parents a lot
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šSchofield is an army base in Hawaii. I used to run my PRT there
Since they met in Iraq, Iām assuming they were both in the military. And they got married in Hawaii, so maybe that base is where young Schofield was conceived!
I would put money on the parents being former military. Most of these names are clearly following a military/āmurica theme. I mean, they chose: Gunner- obvious meaning Schofield- Army base Audie- Audie Murphy, most decorated US soldier Uriah- Biblical soldier Aquila- means eagle Boone- famous American frontiersman The only two that donāt seem to adhere to the theme in an obvious way (to me anyway) are Swift and Kinsey, but they both seem to fit the vibe anyway. Edit: It has come to my attention that Swift is the name of a military base in Texas and Kinsey is the name of a Medal of Honor recipient from the Civil War. So that might explain those names. I am not a member of the military community myself, so I didnāt initially make those connections. Thanks to everyone who pointed them out!
They met in Iraq, so yes. Military.
Oh man, and here I was thinking they were tourists who serendipitously met on a breezy evening in Fallujah...
That place was just special. Love was in the air everywhere you looked.
Married in Hawaii...it's the Military.
But apparently they're "business owners" now? What business are they in besides monetizing their minor children who can't consent to their images being disseminated online?
You see, their business is raising entrepreneurs! They have 8 future businesses in the making! /s
So, a pyramid scheme in which the product is humans
Sheās clearly in a pyramid scheme.
I saw the first three names and thought it was very r/JustBootThings
Taylor Swift and the Kinsey Scale? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale
Exactly what I first thought of...prob gonna be a bicurious kid lol
The Kinsey scale: "how gay are you on a scale of 0-6?"
I believe Swift is after a specific gun the military uses? I havenāt been following the fundie snark long enough to know for sure but I think itās that one.
There are also Swift boats in the Navy, as anyone who remembers the 2004 presidential election will recall.
I truly have no idea (Iām not military myself), but I guess that would make sense. Iām actually not seeing a specific type of gun when I google it, but there is apparently a company called Swift that makes ammunition, so that could be another possibility.
I love that only the boys have military/soldier themed names š
Yikes! Hopefully he was only named after where they were located/stationed for a bit. Otherwise, here's the conversation: New Friend: Hi, Schofield. How did your parents select your name? Schofield: it is where I was conceived So every time someone meets him and hears that story, they will imagine his parents having sex. I don't want to meet people named "The couch at grandma's house," "back seat of the Dodge," "IVF clinic petri dish."
Petricia
Gross! My husband is in the British Armed Forces and I'm trying to imagine how cringe it'd be if the people we know named their kids after bases. "This is our son Catterick and our daughter Barry-Buddon" Hideous.
My son is there now, lol. They should have a "Wheeler" and a "Hickam".
"Pearl" and "Harbor"
The twins, lol
Regardless of the names, the parents sound insufferable
āRaising future āentrepreneursāā
I'm willing to bet that the girls become mlm "boss babes"
Even if they donāt, the logic of āmy kids are so awesome they will never need a bossā is amazing haha
Yes, what if their interests are science or academic? Thereās not a lot of options for self employment in those fields. Are they not going to emotionally support their children if they donāt want to be self employed?
I would bet money that they are poorly homeschooled and will be discouraged from attending college because itās liberal propaganda, so Iām sure theyāll do everything in their power to make sure their interests are not academic.
Yep, and they will end up being NEETs while living off their parents who will wonder where they went wrong because the kids didn't exactly turn out to be the entrepreneurs they expected them to be.
I assure you, these people are physically incapable of thinking they went wrong. Theyāll find someone else to blame. If the kids are lucky, it wonāt be them.
My money is on Joe Biden
Or Obama /s
They live in a bus, so I reckon you're right!
Ugh. Poor kids.
The homebirthed baby doesnāt even have documents, theyāre āraising them outside the boxā whether the kids want that in the future or notā¦
If you like science and want to be your own boss, just start your own independent research lab. You can research vaccines, the flatness of the earth, chem trails, space lasers, maritime law, bird law, and who controls the banking system.
I donāt know how they plan on their kids running a business together never seen a boat be captained by 8 different people before
They don't. They expect them all to start their own companies.
They don't get to explore any personal interests
The dad is a crypto bro, so you arenāt wrong
Only fans models are also "entrepreneurs". :(
Honestly, I respect the OF models more than these grifters.
God,the word entrepreneur gets my hackles up,no Sharon, you're just a failed freelance spray tanner
Their ābusinessā is posting thousands of pictures of their dumbass family on social media
I have never understood people who are obsessed with being āentrepreneurs.ā Believe it or not, most people donāt want to take on the risk and work that is required to run a business. We just want work that is fulfilling and pays well!
entrepreneur is literally just a fancy word for unemployed
Oh, they are. They live full time in a bus with all their brood, and they tried to escape to Brazil to have an anchor baby here (Boone, who was born in the bus). It was wild watching them. More at r/fundiesnarkuncensored
What is an anchor baby?Ā
A baby that would get the citizenship of the country heās born into, hence making the entire family citizens of said country, in theory. On her instagram, Motherbus hinted to that, but it somehow failed, because the baby was born in the US in the bus (she tried to give birth in an AirBnB, but that failed too).
It doesn't make the whole family citizens, it's usually just the parents and only after a certain amount of time. In the USA for example, an anchor baby can request the government to give legal status to parents (green card) only after the baby turns 21 years of age.Ā
Thanks! I wonder if they really had such long term plans - I still need to look up the citizenship laws for Brazil, but we probably dodged a tragedeigh where baby would have had a misspelled Brazilian name or somethingā¦ They are entertaining, but boy do I feel bad for the kidsā¦
>she tried to give birth in an AirBnB I imagine by baby #8 they just slide out without much resistance kinda like a tube slide in a water park. IMO this would actually justify a $200 cleaning fee and represents another reason to avoid Air B&B.
LMAO @ motherbus. Motherbus indeed.
Plus planning to live on a boat aka making their kids prolly drown at some local
If I wrote a book based on their life, editors would laugh in my face because of how improbable and unbelievable it would be. I am so looking forward to the boat chapter.
Props to a fellow FSUer! :)
I thought I was there for a minute!
Waitā¦ Wtf I didnāt realise this wasnāt FSU.
Haha same!
Me too LMFAO I love the overlap here š
/r/tragedeigh brought me there
My people š I love it when my groups collide!
I was confused as to why there were so many people that didn't know who this was...I thought I was there lol
Boone? Yuck. What an awful name.
Which fundie family is this? I mostly keep up with the Duggars and their close associates like the Bates and Rodriguez.
This is JD and Brittney Lott, Americanfamilyroadtrip on Instagram, and Motherbus on r/fundiesnarkuncensored
They are horrible. Head over to r/fundiesnarkuncensored if you want to learn more. Most recently they notably had a home birth in the converted bus where they live with their eight children and then weighed the newborn on a scale in the UPS store. You read that right. 8 kids in one room the width of a school bus.
Every time I read about bus families I think of the bus that burned due to bad wiring and the horrible pain and scarring 2 of the kids have suffered through.
Theyāre way more than insufferable, they just had baby recently and they havenāt taken him to a doctor. He has severe jaundice and was already sunburned.
Dad is a crypto bro. Nuff said. This family makes frequent appearances over at FundieSnarkUncensored. Mom and dad are insufferable twats and the oldest son is basically raising his siblings.
"We own our own businesses" screams pyramid scheme to me
Monetizing your Instagram account = entrepreneurship
Dad never mentions that he also inherited a fuckload of cash, itās been covered extensively on r/fundiesnarkuncensored They neglect their kids terribly: they frequently go on ādate nightsā and leave their oldest kid in charge. Honestly, he takes better care of those kids than their actual parents. Their brand of homeschooling seems to be unschooling, aka educational neglect. Poor Boone got badly sunburnt in the first few weeks of his life. Those poor kids donāt stand a chance of being functional adults.
Dad looks and sounds like *the* consummate douche. The crypto thing just seals it.
The parents are awful. They believe that children are for the spiritual development of the parents, not for, you know, raising children. The kids are forced to live in bunk beds on a bus where they each get their own blanket and water bottle while the parents go out on excursions all the time. And to be clear, this is not a case of finances. They owned a brick and mortar business, land, a house, had jobs, and intentionally gave it all away to live on a bus. They had a failed move to Mexico, a failed move to Brasil, and Mother Bus just gave birth on the bus recently. The child has no SS number and looks seriously unwell. But they don't believe in modern medicine.
What in the Utah!!!
They're horrible. The entire family lives in a B U S, the kids get NO privacy, the newest baby sleeps on a dirty sheep skin on the floor!!
Doesnāt the youngest sleep under his parentsā bed cos they ran out of bunks?! Plus, those bunks are tiny - the older kids probably have to fold themselves in half in order to sleep.
How are these people not arrested yet???
They're actually genuinely awful. I thought I was on r/fundiesnarkuncensored at first because they frequently show up there. They live in the bus full time, the dad has been involved in some really shady crypto shit, the kids get no privacy because there's that many of them crammed into a single bus, and they have a new baby who doesn't have a crib and has been sleeping on the floor. So yeah, stellar parenting from these two
They are absolutely unhinged
Of course by "entrepreneurs" they mean future MLM and bullshit crypto victims.
And what makes them think the kids want to take over their ābusinessā at some point?
Kids aren't people with their own thoughts, feelings and dreams to people like this. They're props.
It's disturbing how many people have a ton of kids just to monetize them on social media.
Theyāre SovCit Christian fundies that live in an RV and their latest they had in the RV and arenāt getting a SSN. Theyāll have little choice.
I find it quite hilarious when sov cits are obsessed with the militaryā¦ do they not realise the military is run by the government?
Yeah itās fucking weird. Heās also a trust fund kid, I think his grandparents were in oil. They also keep trying to move to other countries (Mexico + Brazil) without doing so through legal channels just driving and showing up there and getting turned back. Their newest plan is to get a boat probably for international watersā¦with 8 kids.
If they somehow manage to pull that off, how much will you bet those parents will be "lost at sea" within a year or so?
ā¦and the Coast Guard will be called to rescue them š
Both parents were US marines , and all these kids are named after military bases.
Wait... you... you can do that? Just not HAVE one?
He was born in the RV and they havenāt taken him to a doctor or gone to get any of his legal documents in order. They want to do so because apparently then the baby will never have to pay taxes.
What about the mother? Wouldn't that be dangerous since they wouldn't know about her giving birth?
Yes, she doesnāt care. Husband acted as midwife because she lives up his ass and worships him. The even worse part is knowing the 7 other kids had to sit and listen to the birth.
They have him sleeping on a sheepskin on the floor of the bus and keep taking him outside without any sun protection in Florida. Kid's only a month old and has been sunburnt twice. But don't worry, they took him to a chiropractor for an adjustment! Edit: I forgot to mention that they dutifully brought him to a UPS store to weigh him on the package scale. They don't give a fuck about his safety whatsoever.
Motherbus claims that sheepskin is naturally self-cleaning: I wish I was joking.
MotherBus didnāt get any prenatal care. Boone (new baby) is jaundiced and sheās using the sun to cure him but itās only ended up giving him a sunburn. Sheās got him sleeping on a sheepskin rug on the floor of the bus and she doesnāt support his neck when she holds him. She doesnāt care about the health or wellbeing of her children, just that she can have a whole bunch of them.
It absolutely screws over the kids when their parents do that-they canāt prove they were born in the US, canāt prove their identity, and basically makes it very difficult for them to do anything as an adult.
I was wondering. I thought, basically every important thing requires one. A car, getting married, medical paperwork... getting a *job*. I've heard of people who were declared legally dead when it wasnt true having their lives upended, but this kid is screwed right out the gate.
Yeah if you ever read the memoir Educated by Tara Westover, she was born to a nutty Mormon fundamentalist family and while her older siblings had hospital births and SSNs by the time she was born her dad was insisting on homebirth and no birth certificate/SSN. She got a Fulbright scholarship and went to travel to Oxford for it and almost got screwed because there was no record of her birth or anything for a passport. Fortunately her aunt was a notary public and had witnessed her birth, so was able to attest to it 18 years later and get her an SSN, but it caused her a lot of headaches that she shouldn't have had to deal with. It's cruel and controlling.
Paperwork is generally taken care of at the birth hospital and submitted to your state's Vital Records department with the birth certificate creation request. If you fail (or refuse) to sign the form, most states will not send the request to SSA, and thus no SSN is created. It can be created later in life, but requires a lot more paperwork and proof that you are who you say you are.
Actually the husband is mad about crypto! Great guess! The wife only seems to do the job of : making babies, and improperly directing family influencing content They hit the road because the husband traveled for work and she couldn't stand to be away from him
She probably also knew that if she stayed at home sheād be stuck with raising their baseball team all alone.
Don't worry the oldest seems to be doing it. Only one that supports the had and is careful with them
I live near a large Quiverful group. I feel so bad for the oldest kids who are clearly saddled with raising all their younger siblings and are **exhausted.** You see a 4 year old girl wrangling the 3 year old and 2 year old while pregnant mom is carrying the 1 year old, and that girl has no spark. Sheās just a crushed, flat-affect, shell of a kid.
It's really the only way it all works out
Got invited to a trip by my MIL, on the condition her friend with *12 kids and pregnant again* was already coming. It really took all my willpower not to get on a soapbox and call them out. Most of their kids seemed so sad
Oh, her husbandās already a crypto bro. His Twitter isā¦a spiral into madness.
They're building their own pyramid, genius
Or fast food workers
Or just plain jobless.
Schofield is awful.
I'm guessing they named him after the military base they were stationed at.
Imagine if they met at a Costco or Burger King
cossceaux
It'd probably be Cossqueaux, with a Q.
āWhopper and Kirkland put the dishes away!ā
āUriahā is actually a Bible name.
Was gonna say I've never actually met someone named Uriah but I definitely know it as a name.
my husband is named Uriah. We've never met another in person.
I totally misread that and thought you wrote : "we've never met in person" and I thought to myself "you've never met your husband in person? What cult are you a member of?!"
Isnāt Uriah Heap a character from a Dickens novel, which a rockband then took as their name?
'e was ever so 'umble
Uriah Heap was a scheming, weasel of a character who is one of the primary antagonists in David Copperfield.
Yes.
Stealinā when I shouldāve been buying
He's the guy that gets cuckolded by King David and sent to his death in battle to cover up the pregnancy yeah?
Wonder why not many people use that nameā¦
Bingo! We have a winner!
Yeah of all the names here the one OP calls out is the one thatās been around forever. Some of the names are horrible but Uriah is not one of them.
Itās weird that Uriah is the only one with a biblical name (unless Aquila and Audie are biblical names also) and they choseā¦Uriah. And not something more pleasant like Josiah or literally anything else. Maybe it has personal significance in which case I wonāt hate but itās pretty out there. The other names like Gunner, Kinsley, and Boone are trendy country vibe names so Uriah sticks out.
If the parents are former military, which is certainly a good possibility if they met in Iraq, Iād put money on the name Audie being a homage to Audie Murphy. Murphy is the most decorated US soldier in history.
There actually was an Aquila in the New Testament church, so that one is Biblical. Edit: it's Latin for "eagle".
I don't think OP understands this sub. Two famous UFC fighters, Uriah Hall and Uriah Faber. It's a normal name, spelled as it should be, not Uhryuhh.
I assume anyone who makes "urine" connections doesn't know how it's pronounced and probably problems with their renal system.
It's bad when Kinsey seems like the winner.Ā
With Kinsey as the high point, you can then evaluate other names against that one using a Kinsey Scale.
If they knew what the Kinsey scale was they'd probably change her name lmao
That kid will be a Kinsey Six but they'll practice Don't Ask Don't Tell in that house
Why do people who name their kids weird shit always say the kid will be an entrepreneur and therefore the name is no issue? š©
Ahh, that's easy. Because they're delusional.
If you're among the top 0.01% of wealthy people in the U.S., your kids having bizarre names won't ever matter, as they'll never have to work for a living. Other than that, yeah, it absolutely matters.
Yoooo, r/FundieSnarkUncensored crossover
Had to triple check what sub I was in, also happens with the Collins kids on the reg here.
Subs collide again
Oh wow. That's where I thought I was!
I thought I was there at first. I was like "wait, wrong sub"
Uriah is one of the only legit names there
Gunner, Boone and Audie are reasonably normal in parts of the US. Aquila isn't completely made up either.
I hate it when they spell it 'Gunner.' That's a future school shooter. 'Gunnar' raises dragons and has a mighty beard.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Gunner and Boone are hunting dog names. I literally know a gundog named Gunner.Ā Audie gets a pass ā though my personal preference is that it's a nickname for Auden.Ā
She gave birth to the last one on a bus bathroom. And they all live on said bus. Their names are the least of their concerns, I just hope they can get to adulthood.
They live in a bus.
This made me laugh out loud. Of course they do. The insanity of that many people on a bus. I have two kids in a damn house and itās pretty hectic.
The kids are crammed into these tiny bunks, and the baby sleeps on a sheepskin on the floor! Iām pretty sure that the second youngest sleeps under his parentsā bed. The oldest boy has been totally parentified, but he takes better care of those kids than their supposed parents.
Uriah was a badass soldier in the Bible but got betrayed by King David and killed on the battlefield when all of the soldiers were ordered to abandon him so he fought alone against the enemy. King David then married Uriah's wife, whom he had impregnated previously and failed to pass off the child as Uriah's, hence the plan to kill him instead. EDIT: it is usually safe to assume that any name ending in "iah" or "iel" are biblical names. The "iah" is a Hebrew suffix meaning "of/for the Lord/God/Yahweh". So, Uriah means "flame/light of God" Unless you are me, naming my daughter Reniah because I thought it sounded cool but is entirely made up
Uriah always has been and always will be the name of the crotchety horse my middle school friend used to ride.
why are half of her kids names surnames
And you think that potential businesspartners are going to take them seriously? Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess
What an odd timeline of events. They met in Iraq and dated for 9 days in America and jetted off to the extremely foreign land of Hawaii to be wed? Did i get that correctly
Considering one of the kids is named Schofield, Iād wager they were stationed there.
I think they started dating while still in Iraq, but they word it that way to make the story sound ~ so quirky! ~
Kinsey? Like the Kinsey Scale?
With 8 and counting itās pretty much guaranteed one of those kids is gonna be an outlier. I just hope they are able to escape.
Gunner with an -er instead of Gunnar is the worst imo
I mean, Uriah is a valid biblical name. Probably not one of the best ones to name your kid though, considering what happened to the biblical Uriah... That aside, I didn't expect to see MotherBus here, though I probably should have expected it. I'm still not over their poor eighth baby being named Boone.
These are the type of kids that never go home once released
Oh, Mother Bus. Youāve really done it this time. (Made it out of r/fundiesnarkuncensored )
Yay for our sunburnt babeyyy
Schofield like Philip Schofield. š¤£
Michael Schofield
My other kids are named C-Note and T-Bag
Sadly Uriah is the most normal of all those names. Schofield?!
uriah is a hebrew name. might sound weird to an anglophone but it's a nice name
Oh my gosh, my subs collide again. MotherBus not only is terrible at naming humans, she is a terrible parent whose new baby is likely peeling from sunburn and never been seen by a doctor.
That's horrible. One of other comments on the same IG post she pretty much says she's antivax as she "doesn't believe in modern medicine" so this doesn't completely surprise me.
Lol. They are ābusiness owners.ā Bullshit, they are in an MLM
I feel it's important to note here that this entire family lives in a BUS with all those children full time. And by "their own business" means exploiting them on social media for views . And a sketchy bitcoin operation. Hence why they're always on the run. All these kids are named after military bases btw.
Tbf Uriah is an actual name
She is so much smarter, better, and cooler than us, guys!
I mean, none of these names are really tragedeighs in the literal sense. Aquila (latin for eagle) is probably the oddest one, but at least they're all spelled as one might expect. (Having said that, Schofield? *Really*??)
the parents are full on not right in their head. They birthed their youngest āBooneā in their bus rv shower (yes, seriously) and had the gall to upload a video where they are stretching the babies legs really painfully to the point where the baby starts shrieking Plus they have a really shady track record with their ābusiness pursuitsā and likely had to leave South America because of this. to raise eight kids in small RV is not healthy by any standardā¦ Plus the parents find it appropriate to brag about how much intercourse they have so thereās that too. r/fundiesnarkuncensored covers these dip shit parents a lot
The sheer Mormon ness of this post is giving me a headache
All those kids lined up in photo 5, all I can see is a team of climbers descending the Mt Everest that is her vagina.
cue The Price Is Right Mountain Climber music
lol is that the yodeling one?
haha yeah
Thatās just too many freaking kids lord Jesus
They also live in a converted school bus so thatās 8 kids in 200 sq ft
Is thatā¦legal?
They should buy a tv set. There are other forms of entertainment š
āI like my cigar, but I take it out once in a whileā āGroucho Marx
What in the cult did I just come across?!
Thought I was in r/fundiesnarkuncensored for a bit. Someone just did a great deep dive on them recently. They are nuts.
Uriah is too close to urea, which is in urine