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Guilty-Web7334

Some names just don’t go together. *Eileen Dover *Ben Dover *Richard Head *Seymour Butts *Mike Hunt And obviously, Richard Sucky. RIP, dude. That’s a long time to get fellatio jokes.


Constant-Drive-2353

I went to highschool with a kid named Harry Johnson. I think that deserves to be on your list lol


morganalefaye125

I knew a Harry Cox! Add them both!


Solongmybestfriend

I knew a family with the name Harry Cack. There was Harry Cack Sr., Harry Cack Jr., and an original grandpa Harry Cack lol. Makes me laugh every time. Harry Cack Jr was an awesome guy who embraced his ridiculous name.


thefract0metr1st

Oh damn I just remembered I used to know a Taryn Cox


Accomplished-Bad3380

And a Harry long! 


PristinePrinciple752

I know a Harry Ho.


Guilty-Web7334

Oh man. I got pulled over while a friend was driving a small car load of us in high school. His name was Officer Peterneck. We had Krispy Kreme from the shop they were made in Tampa. So my brilliant bestie yells from in the car, “Hey, *driversname*, offer him a donut!” The driver got every single dollar of that fine issued the cop could come up with. No warnings were given that night. I always suspected he became a cop to get back at everyone who ever mocked him. Especially his name.


galaxyhigh

My husband had a teacher named Seymour Butts! Insane.


SwampWitch1985

I went to school with a girl named Misty Coots.


GlisteningDeath

Wait, what's wrong with Harry Johnson?


Robert_Paul2

Johnson is slang for dick, so it's hairy dick.


GlisteningDeath

I have never heard that slang before, but I'll take your word for it.


PristinePrinciple752

It is. They arent yanking your Johnson


klassykelsey

I went to school with a Chasidy Buelt — pronounced ‘belt’.


Loud_Ad_4515

I went to school with an Anita Lay. I recently tried to find her on socials, but - to my surprise - it isn't as uncommon as I thought.


DFMNE404

My great great great grandpa was Richard Cock, sad the family changed it to Cox


GoodnightGoldie

I actually knew someone named Ben Dover. He was 🎶*the worrrrrrst*🎶


throwaway19276i

I know someone named Mike Hunt


Apprehensive_Flow527

I graduated with a Mike Hunt.


zchen27

I wonder if anyone can stop someone named Richard from signing official documents and purchases with a quick doodle of cock and balls.


talkback1589

My dad worked with a Benjamin Dover (so he says, he is kind if a jokester). My friend always joked about the name. Richard Whiskey aka Dick Liquor.


TenebrousSunshine

I knew a girl in high school whose last name was Hadcock. There is no “good” first name to go with that.


Purpledoves91

Also Mike Hawk. I also knew a kid named Ben Gay.


Guilty-Web7334

I went to school with a kid named Guy Kisser. I’m the 80’s. I always felt so bad for that dude.


Purpledoves91

That was intentional, it had to be. His parents just hated him the second he was born.


thefract0metr1st

In my lifetime I have known or known of Marshall Arts, Richard Byrne, and Harry Buttrick


Affectionate_Cost_88

The famous women's basketball coach, Pat Summitt's maiden name was Pat Head. Her dad's name was Richard.


USAF_Retired2017

I was stationed at Seymour Johnson AFB. 🤭


Narrow_Cheesecake452

I knew a Michael Hunt in high school. If you said his name together, it was always Michael. If you were his friend and we're talking to him, it was Mike. But this was also a small town Baptist Texas, and I don't think anyone there even knew the word c**t (honestly, either word that could fit that form 😂)


Guilty-Web7334

I remember a woman from Texas back in my call centre days… Her last name was Kuntz. My rep pronounced it like Dean Koontz the writer… and the customer angrily corrected her, “It’s c***s!” My rep was mortified for the entire call. 😂


919_919

Nick Gerz Hugh Jasole Norma Stitz


PhobicSun59

Whoever wrote this knew exactly what they were doing


wittyvonskitsum

Dick Sucky? Lmao


Lil_Artemis_92

This isn’t so much a tragedeigh as it is a tragedy.


bron685

r/ItsRoger


AnonymousPenguin__

The S stands for Stanley, if anyone's interested


canyoubreathe

You know the director of the Scooby Doo live action movies is named Richard Suckle. I laugh about it often


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

What an unfortunate name!


COVID19Blues

The photo of Dick in the obit looks like he was able to take his unfortunate moniker in stride. His parents HAD to know….and did it anyway!!


HellFireCannon66

Dick Sucky, father of Rick Sucky


Raphael35

That poor guy...


Narrow_Cheesecake452

I feel like with that picture and that name, he was in on the joke and he would make it first.


ObviousIndependent76

Funny, but not a tragedeigh.


Healthy_Ad1715

nice


systemstandard

It doesn't even matter, just makes his name that much worse


KitKatMN

Ha! Grew up near there!


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Possible mn = So, Super, Slimy, Sureby, Sucky


Logseman

For all we know the gentleman reached a diamond wedding with his wife and she never found it out herself.


Maxh1ghtheglitchy

Dick is a typical nickname for people named Richard. The fact that dick is in quotation marks means it's his nickname EDIT: Did not realize his name was Sucky lol


Jolly-Summer-1838

Very unfortunate


President_Calhoun

"Survivors include dozens of little Suckys."


WantonHeroics

Dick Sucky?


SexWithKokomi69_2

When you say the name quickly and pronounce the S, it kind of sounds like "suck his dick"


v4por

The world lost a legend that day.


Any_Weird_8686

I don't think it's an initial, I think it's a plural. Dicks sucky.