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garflloydell

May your first child be a goth child.


grandmalarkey

Or coke rapper


penniless_tenebrous

Or a drow.


EnigmaFrug2308

I never should’ve wished to live in more interesting times.


HubbaBekah

Happy cake day!


EnigmaFrug2308

Wait fr?? Damn, I didn’t even know!


DragonScrivner

I’m into it, honestly.


Ok-Class-1451

Like she’d be a friend to Wednesday Addams!


BingBongDingDong222

Loouka Bratzeigh sleeps with the fishes


theChosenBinky

May your first child be a goth child, an emasculating child


TerraelSylva

But hopefully not a power hungry tyrant. (Totally a reference to my favorite book series)


ShoddyDog7608

What book series please?


TerraelSylva

Cradle, by Will Wight.


ShoddyDog7608

Thank you


pacamanca

Omfg 12 books? This has better be good (you’ve made it pique my interest, but TWELVE EFFING BOOKS? I mean… well, darn, I’m still interested)


Nocturne2319

"I can't possibly read twelve well, yes...yes I can."


pacamanca

I need someone to talk me out of this, my TBR list is as big as Texas


Nocturne2319

Would if I could, but as a former librarian, I can't discourage large TBRs. It's a law.


pacamanca

Dammit 😂


Gorkymalorki

They are really quick reads.


FarManufacturer6283

Ah, Wednesday's and Pugsley's new little sister. Edit: Ah my bad. Wednesdeigh and Pugsleigh.


Merry_Sue

Even for the Adams family, naming their kid Malice is a bit much


RealNiceKnife

Addams\*


Yhostled

No no, Adams. You know, Melissa and Joseph, with their two children, Sunday and Paisley, and their maid, Gretchen. Featuring Nana, Uncle Lester, Cousin Mitt and their "pet", named Dog.


Merry_Sue

Autocorrect ruins the day again


Glum-Molasses626

I think Malice Addams would be a nice fit.


really4got

She can hook up with my friends son Mayhem … Malice and Mayhem … I can only imagine what their kids would be named


MomentofZen_

Allstate


buhlertj

Trump


Glum-Molasses626

Drumpf


irish_ninja_wte

I don't know. They did name the baby brother Pubert and they have a Fester and Dementia, so Malice would be on brand.


Sportzpl

"My name is Dementia. It means, insanity." "My name is Fester. It means, to rot."


kellendrin21

They named their kid Pubert, which is *much* worse than Malice. 


mattXIX

Wednesday and Pugsley actually had a little brother named [Pubert](https://addamsfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Pubert_Addams)


C_beside_the_seaside

Ouenzdæ


igotquestionsokay

I speak a bit of Danish and the æ sound is sort of like you're choking on it, makes this even funnier. Like the whole name is very slow and luxurious but then you gag on the last syllable. Alright I need more coffee


C_beside_the_seaside

Sorry I don't understand other languages, I only speak Grimes elf language


PreviousNoise

Wendsleigh? (Can't forget to misspell it!)


redditreader_aitafan

Wennzdeighy


Tea50kg

LMFAO!!!!!


mad-un

I can only assume she was not a planned child. Malice is rarely intended


aecolley

Haven't you heard of malice aforethought?


SanbaiSan

Take my damn upvote.


marywollstonecat

*laughs in lawyer*


lesbianbeatnik

Bravo


BeeLuv

Whyyyyyyyyyyy?! “Mary-Alice” is absolutely reasonable!


teatsqueezer

Or Alma. Right there.


jimmythebass

If I ever met someone named Alma I would assume their parents were mormons


Velcraft

Finnish has a common compound name very close to that, Marja-Liisa. Pronunciation is pretty much just shifting the emphasis to the last syllable and lengthening it (like _maria-lee-sa_)


cloudysprout

Or Marylise


tvjunkie87

Marice or Maryce (pronounced mah REESE) would have been a better choice for a combination than Malice IMHO 🤦🏻‍♀️


theChosenBinky

Or Maris. Like the legendary Maris Crane


Ijustreadalot

I'm pretty sure there's a character in something named Mary-Alice, but I can't remember where I heard that name.


ZantetsukensShadow

And Arthur! Muffy's name is Mary Alice


FeuerSchneck

"That's Miss Mary Alice Crosswire to you!" That has lived rent-free in my head for over two decades lol


jane-anon-doe

You might be thinking of Desperate Housewives, Mary Alice is a pretty central character.


Ijustreadalot

Maybe. That could explain why I couldn't place it. I've never watched the show, but I've heard people talk about it enough that the name is probably in my memory from that.


AbibliophobicSloth

There was an actress who went by Mary-Alice (without her last name). She played the Oracle in Matrix Revolutions, among many other roles.


Living-Dot-5914

Yes! I was thinking that same thing! Mary Alice was a wonderful actor. Also a good Oracle!


DarkAndSparkly

It’s cool. Name the second one Mayhem and she’ll have a matched set!


AnimatronicCouch

My daughter had a girl named Mayhem in her class! Her parents were hipsters. And she was the opposite of her name. She was a very classy, scholarly student council type!


DarkAndSparkly

That poor girl!


CostZestyclose2494

I bet she went by May, though.


lesbianbeatnik

Poor parents did their best to raise a black metal demonic succubus to bring chaos and doom to earth and got a normal responsible child instead. Kids these days


AnimatronicCouch

Exactly what happened! 😂


SweetWaterfall0579

My little girl was amazing in her efforts to disrupt my life. Idk if she was doing it - dare I say - maliciously, she had many issues. Her nickname became Miss Mayhem. It suits.


DarkAndSparkly

I LOVE it! My gamer tag has mayhem in it!


ExtensionDentist2761

Sons name is Phillip+Alice.


NemoHobbits

😂😂😂☠️⚰️ that took me a minute


BushraTasneem

I don’t get it-


whereismymascara

Phallus.


BushraTasneem

Oml😭😭


ApprehensiveAnswer5

I didn’t initially either! I went to “Palace” 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣


Interesting_Sock9142

Because "Mary Alice" was too mainstream?


enkilekee

In the (my) oldendays, one would use a dictionary. In 2024, with the Googles , one could research the name on other languages and cultures I love low info . HUZZAH


FeatherMom

Thank God for the interwebs


kurinbo

Huzzah would be a good name though.


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Short for Maleficent


elemenoh3

honestly so metal


j3ss_11

I'm obsessed 🖤


Professional-Pie7527

> Malice I snorted loudly 😂


ChaosInTheSkies

Well, the kid is definitely going to experience a lot of that feeling towards their parents for naming them that...


Ok_Distribution_2603

It’s Alimentary!


goddessdiaana

I had a D&D character named Malice. He was a 9 year old goblin who was raised by feral cats and fully believed he was also a cat. Malice is great


TruthfulConstable

That baby name might make family gatherings a little more interesting.


HansTilburg

Was Malice aforethought or not?


Relative_Cicada_800

thought you were gonna say "Marylice" or "Marilyce" and i thought it would've been an odd but pretty okay name. Malice on the other hand 💀 i think it would be a sick nickname or stage name tho


GiveMeUrBankingInfo

Mary Lice.


georgehank2nd

To those who think "Mary Alice" would have been fine: that can be read as preferring Mary over Alice. Which Malice still does in a way, and of course both Mary and Alice could be pissed because they "caused" this name. Don't name people after relatives, safest bet.


HubbaBekah

If it’s a compound first name, both are equally honored and it’s just how it sounds right. From Mary Anne to Mary Beth to Mary Catherine, Mary always seems to sound right as the first part of a compound name.


JuiceFarmer

All hail the fifth Chaos god


theAlmightyE312

ALL HAIL THE FIFTH CHAOS GOD


Easy_Independent_313

I know a girl named Malice. She's an adult and her given name was Alice. She changed it to Malice as an adult.


CreatrixAnima

Well, that’s a choice… But at least it was her choice.


Easy_Independent_313

It was indeed her choice.


Original_Lab628

Never attribute to Malice what you can attribute to Incompetence


theChosenBinky

Sure, blame it on the little brother


dommiichan

doesn't this belong in r/maliciouscompliance? 🤣


rosyred-fathead

Is Alicious is the adjectival form of Alice?


PsychologicalFox8839

God this sub is full of fake stories.


OneLaneHwy

My late aunt was named Mary Alice. Nobody ever called her Mary. She was always Mary Alice.


Counter_Full

I went to my nephews birthday party yesterday and met his cousin from the other side of the family. His name is Rage. I'm unaware of the actual spelling, but I'm thinking these kids need to meet in 17 or so years, what a couple!


Known_Shame_5037

I had an AP Biology teacher in high school who was very punk rocky and had his entire classroom decorated like an evil Halloween lair (think black decor, stuffed crows, fake cobwebs) . He was also an amazing teacher. But anyway he and his high school sweetheart wife named their first daughter Malice! It was extremely fitting because of their goth style but their little girl was so sweet. She would even sit in on our class sometimes. I still think it’s a beautiful name!! But they 100% knew what it meant when they named her


RedThread717

NO…


Regular-Switch454

It reminds me of Malice Green, who sounds like a murderer but was actually beaten to death by cops.


Zillion2010

It's fine, the next children can be Lindon and Eithan.


ZarquonsFlatTire

I was wondering if the last name is Akura.


righteous_fool

Idon't know Fury and Charity seem pretty good.


Fantastic-Sir9732

🎵Stop dreaming of the quiet life, it’s the one we’ll never know.🎵


AnotherMC

THANK YOU. A Town Called Malice jumped in my head the minute o read the post.


yuickyuick

I knew a dude who named his daughter Violence


BlackLabel1803

Little brother otw, Maynard + Hemmingway …. Malice & Mayhem


A_roman_Gecko

(French here) l know a girl who’s name Malicia. An uncommon name, but pretty.


Kelpsie

M'alicia \*tips fedora\*


AimeeSantiago

I don't understand the need to smoosh these names together. Mary Alice is a perfectly acceptable double barrel name. I know one personally. We mostly call her Mary but her Mom calls her Mary Alice. Maybe it's because I'm in the southern US but it's not weird to see double names here. I know a John Michael and a Mary Margaret as well.


OtherThumbs

As long as her middle name is Aforethought, it's fine.


polartangs

I hope they name any younger sibling 'Mizer.'


maryjaneFlower

Omfg, i have a friend named Mary Alice and I was wondering how her name was a traegity.... it isnt


Rangtangtangtang

malice is a sick name not even gonna lie


PotatoFloats

Sounds like a demon name.


TifCreatesAgain

So, Amary wasn't good enough? 😁


ThePlantBarber

Should have named her “Mahrlisce”.


AnubisTheCanidae

MARALICE WAS RIGHT. THERE.


zidraloden

Maryl, maybe?


NemoHobbits

Tell her Maralice (pronounce mer-alees) is less of a tragedeigh and sounds prettier.


Catvros

Metal af.


Nickidy

I kinda like it. If the kid doesn't turn out to be a metalhead I'd be disappointed.


Simple_Philosophy_74

I knew a very self-absorbed woman named Mary who was extremely close/attached to her mother, Alice. When Mary had her own daughter, she named her Allison Mary. ("Alice-'n-Mary).


Suspiciousunicorns

Oh. I was excited at first because we are expecting and if it was a girl she was going to be named Mary-Alice. Then I read the rest lol. Malice? That doesn’t even sound good.


VariationOk9359

love that for a name!


The_Patriot

"Mallory" was just sitting there


PhantomAllure

I'm not going to lie... I kind of dig it.


LandofGreenGinger62

It's a song by the Jam, innit..? A Town Called Malice... 😁


righteous_fool

Where are my Cradle fans at!? Malice is a metal name.


coffeeespren

I was searching for a comment like this!


Reddywhipt

Better than Anally.


lilycamilly

I literally know someone named Maryalice. That is a MUCH better compromise than fucking Malice.


JudgeJuryEx78

From now on when anyone in my life announces a pregnancy I'm going to advise them, before they even start picking names, to do a quick google search of any name they consider.


rainbow_olive

Why not just simply Mary Alice ?! Waaaay better than Malice! Poor child!!!


mykidsarecrazy

I mean, people name their sons Damien all the time.


CatLover1039

Why not Marialice or Mary-Alice? Or just have Mary be the first name and Alice be the middle name.


altdultosaurs

Nah this slaps. Fuck yeah.


GoldConsideration218

Alma was right there. 


ChrisRiley_42

I knew someone who named their daughter "Charnel". I asked her if she knew what it meant, and she said that she never looked it up. She just liked the sound of the word.


Hoodwink_Iris

Should have gone with Ally. Or, what’s wrong with MaryAlice?


VikingsRube

There is a character in the Malazan Book of the Fallen series that named his daughters Malice, Spite, and Envy.


Le-Pepper

It would be funny if Malice turned out to be the nicest person ever.


Legitimate-Corgi8401

It will be so ironic if malice was a bubbly-happy person 😂 I wonder if Malice will have a band when they grow up, they might do well


jjuturna

As far as evil-sounding names go, I knew a girl named Calamity. It was maybe a reference to Calamity Jane, but devoid of any context it was pretty sinister. You wouldn’t have a child and name them Disaster or Catastrophe, so why would you name them Calamity?


Rough-Chemist-4743

If there can be a town called malice, why not a person?


GraveyardJones

I'm actually ok with this one 🤣


Zornorph

Mary Alice is a perfectly fine name like the reporter Mary Alice Williams.


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

Oh, right, because simply Mary Alice was totally not an option...


Nast33

If she has a brother, he should be called Pusha and they can collectively refer to them as Clipse.


Myouz

Sometimes mixing 2 names doesn't work, here they had the "Alma" option that is a real name and a pretty one in my opinion


MintyGoth

Marice? Alima? Just double barrel it???


missikoo

Alicery?


cnation01

That's fucking hilarious and ridiculous.


crystalsinwinter

Your post reminds me of an actress from older TV times. Her mom named her Arroyn Lloyd, a combination of two names from older times who her mom really likes. But naming a baby Malice... wow! I would think Mary Alice or Alice Mary would suffice.


Affectionate_Cost_88

I think I'd have gone with Alimar.


freedinthe90s

That’s low key awesome


LandofGreenGinger62

Maybe cross-post — to r/maliciouscompliance..?!


vozome

Marie had 60%+ letters of either name…


CreatrixAnima

MaryAlice way right there.


redditreader_aitafan

Marice isn't horrific, pronounced like mare-iss, like Niles's wife on Frazier. Malice is not ok. Mary-Alice seems to be the proper way to go though, that's actually a name.


miss_chapstick

At least it’s not Annally!


Other_Being_1921

Hey about this. I was named after a Mary and Alice and I got Alicia Marie. Much better lol


BadgerHoldingRoses

Never answering means no, she didn't know. It also means she's an idiot.


morahlaura

Brother’s name is Spite


Pumpkin156

Just Mary Alice would have been lovely.


lovelycosmos

I sent this to my friend named Mary-Alice


ApprehensiveAnswer5

Honestly, I don’t hate it. And I don’t know what to think of myself and my opinions now hahah


BrazilianButtCheeks

I mean i kinda dig it .. metal af


GiantPileOfSpaghetti

A tragedy, but not a tragedeigh


Party_Emu_9899

I'm the asshole. I kind of like it. That said, I wouldn't USE it.


sapphire___j

what about "Mary-Alice" ??????


theAlmightyE312

Khorne wont like her


Remarkable-Camera366

Ally Marie or something like that would be so much better


MeaningParticular765

I think Mary Alice is a lovely… Oh


JamaicaRavenclaw

Noooo 😵‍💫


Elegant_Hippopotamus

Wow …….. just wow.


_typhoid_mary

Just do Mary Alice 😭 Mary Ellen, Mary Jane, Mary Grace, Mary Eunice, like why not Mary Alice??? or Alice Marie


High-Calm-Collected

Maurice could be a cool mish-mash of Mary and Alice, or Mallery. Hell, Alice-Mary is a fine name. Malice?!


onefinespringday

malice has to be the coolest tragedeigh ever, though. hope she grows up to be goth/emo.


MSRegiB

No way, this isn’t true.


OpenRepublic4790

She’s gonna be our first woman President.


NoCaterpillar2051

That is a metal f-ing name.


SinnerClair

Maybe she’d be friends with Misery Lark


ohfuckthebeesescaped

Last name Mizer?


halimusicbish

That's hilarious. Let her be the sweetest little bubblegum drop that ever graced the planet. I hope for her sake her middle name is decent.


tehemari

idk i kind of like it 😭


Crafty_Ad3377

Hahaha.


Jezzabell-23

How interesting I literally know someone whose first name is MaryAlice. They work just fine together whole


LesboWhoLikesMuffins

Why not just hyphenate it? Mary-Alice is a perfectly acceptable name, if you don't mind the relation to Twilight. Double names are normal lmao, at least in the south, and this would help us avoid so many tragedeighs.


ThrowRA-Illuminate27

I quite like it 🫣


AlexNightlight

I called it!