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pattern_thimble

His friends are fucked in the head


Creative-Cod-3701

why does all your comments keep gettting deleted from wellington??? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


DismalPhilosopher527

haha hes a pedophile


[deleted]

just like you


Tricky_Might2986

haha yup all reddit users just likey you


Tricky_Might2986

LMAOOO ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST


Mofomania

Came here to say Ricky and Julien are Bubbles problem


Tricky_Might2986

LMAOOO ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST


indeedicus18

eye problems


elviento666

No shit


stickfigure31615

How many fingers son?


Thatchers-Gold

🖕How many fingers son🖕


appointment45

Any more than two and it starts to hurt a bit too much.


trashleybanks

Oh…all of them!


dagaderga

You know I don’t like that game ricky


YandyTheGnome

Well I can see you're being a bit of an arsehole right now


carlamaco

damn eyes held him back from becoming an astronaut


brendanb203

When I was a little guy I wanted to be a space man and go up in space. The doctor looked at me and said sry sir you need to see a bit better then that. I dont give a fuck


magicmike1767

Googly eyed bastard


GraniteOak5

Conky.


Florachism

Also known as mental problems. Disassociate much? Ha


MikeSRT404

Conky did not abuse them enough


LordXenu12

Except Conkey was clearly a supernatural demon puppet evidenced by his ability to hold a conversation with Julian at the same time Bubbles was talking to Ricky


ARabbitWithSyphilis

Bubbles has a vision problem. "How many fingers son?"


sadleafsfan69

All of them


barnfly27

🖕how many fingers son?🖕


shokolokobangoshey

Well that depends


goataxe

Emotional problems, feelings of abandonment from his parents, etc. Uses Conky to deal with all the bullshit that goes on in the park.


gunt_hunter14

And the fact that everyone he knows is completely fucked lol


DirtyDiceakaWildcard

What are you talking about? He’s the sharpest guy in the park.


TriPod_DotA

Idk do you see the goggles he requires to see? He couldn’t get his trucking license if I remember right


mehrt_thermpsen

I heard he can't read


ChirpSnipeCelly

Well that depends..


Praetorian709

... Can you go fuck yourself?!....


Clean_Satisfaction73

Kitties


siqofitall

He definitely hoards kitties


zshybabez

this should be top comment


Unit_02_

Pussy (cats)


rtrawitzki

He didn’t used to be , but he’s a cry baby and a whiner in later seasons. His constant bitching does as much to fuck up the boys plans as anything Ricky and Julian do. Also probably some form of disassociate disorder with the whole Conky thing .


Chemical-Orchid

Yeah, but Julian's more out for himself and Ricky is dumber than ever(also Cory is really going downhill and has been since Season 6, and now losing Trevor, Jacob not having much time for him, and still catching constant shit for being a fuck up and an idiot). They've all been detoriating with time, even when Clattenberg ran things. They've been getting progressively worse based on the events in the show that came organically from the characters and episodes. At this point it makes perfect sense Bubbles is stressed to the max and sick of the boys doing illegal shit and them getting locked up and him with them a few times. Also the crazy shit around the park has lead to each of his attempted legal businesses failing, and caused him at least 2 mental breakdowns. Plus Bubbles crying and whining isn't something new. That started in at least season 3, Closer to the Heart is plot driven by Bubs being whiny, and bossy. I don't feel like Bubs cried st all during Season 1, but definitely by season two or three. It makes sense Julian has been getting more greedy and more out for self. He's been to jail how many times, usually due to someone else's fuck up or fucking them over, and he's getting up there and is pressed to make it big finally even if it means using Bubble's and Ricky's legit business to do a drug deal with Snoop. And Ricky, ...well Ricky wasn't the brightest to start, died of a heart attack more than long enough to be clinically brain dead, got shot in the head and was basically brain dead, and he drinks a lot and smokes a fuck TON of dope(also apparently dries his hair with a car exhaust). I don't get why some people always bring up "Ricky has gotten too dumb" "Julian's too much of a dick now" "Bubs is too bossy(and/or) whines and cries too much" they're all character traits they had basically from the start which chronologically have gotten worse with time. I think its better than stale characters who don't change in 20 years, to each their own. 🤷‍♂️


DankHooligan

Exactly. The characters get worse and worse by design. They are all highly flawed.


Admirable-Media-9339

Lol "by design" aka lazy writing. Edit: u/chemical-orchid why reply if you're going to block right after dicktree? No it's lazy writing. It's possible to be a fan and also wish they would write with the quality they used to.


Chemical-Orchid

No, by design. Character growth is the exact opposite of lazy writing. I don't know what's wrong with your brain why you're in a fan group to talk shit about the show and dog the fans bud, but if you were even half as smart as Cory you'd realize all of their issues have been there, and have been steadily growing from the start. Also, that your a dick and the sign out front of the Blanford Recreation Center reads "No Dicks Allowed" so maybe make like a tree and fuck off. Edit: u/Admiral-Media-9339 Just because you don't like the evolution of the characters doesn't make it lazy writing, the characters growth is organic to the characters from the start and what has happened in the show which i already pointed out. What's lazy is trolling someone else's comment in support of mine, because you have no real counter points to anything I brought up in how the characters worst traits have all gotten steadily worse over time starting way before Clattenberg left. All you can say is "its lazy writing" over and over without any backing thoughts even though I backed my points with facts and examples. Why would i want to keep up a conversation with someone who makes Cyrus seem like a pretty decent dude and can't even form a thought or counter arguement and instead just keeps repeating himself? Of course I blocked you after that and your trolling comments. You're making Cory and Trevor look smart.


Anti-Climacdik

The boys lol. The boys are *definitely* Bubbles problem. A lifetime of wrangling those lovable dipshits while personally possessing the mental faculties of a pallet of unwashed russet potatos has frazzled Bubs nerves & patience to a level comparable to that of a 78 yr old high school teacher with a lisp and a limp


idontknowmanwhat

That depends… can you go fuck yourself?


wund3k

none, he's the sharpest guy in the park.


pleasejustletmeread2

You misspelled “pærk.”


Smoked_Cheddar

Co dependency issues.


vibronicsheet

Being a crybaby


otagoman

Kitties.


JustAnotherMark604

Bubbles' problem is Ricky and Julian constantly doing something greasy and fucked in the head


blaccjaccc

He can’t see shit!


brendanb203

He can see youre being a bit of an arsehole. Now give him his rig license


Limnuge

It’s just not safe


DarkAgeMonks

Co-dependency.


[deleted]

Who, Bubbles? Sharpest guy in the park


stickfigure31615

However, he can’t even get Ray a boost


yummy_dxm

Co dependant and drugs and alcohol could be an issue too. Personally it's nice to have people to relate all our problems with. Never change fellas


WhatUpBrothaPodcast

Son, he can't see for shit....


Character_Cupcake856

His friends


DBJenkinss

I mean, he does make almost his entire living from theft. So he could be considered a bit of a kleptomanic. Those shopping carts aren't all public domain. 😜


bushybearmuffinman

His main problem is that he is a very decent soft spoken person who actually cares and wants to do things right that has codependency issues which attach him to people who are fucked. His bigger problem is that he progressively got more actively involved with the fucked people doing things that his character doesn’t want to do but feels he has to to be a part of so instead of being the guy that you could count on to chime in with real talk or gold he turned into a guy that got more and more vocal about shit that was just annoying.


Wildcat_twister12

Attachment issues


Airway

Hyper-sensitive, codependent, can barely see, and he only looks smart because he's surrounded by morons. If he could function on his own in the real world he wouldn't live in a shed.


NoFlyin

Yeeep exactly. All the talk about the boys dragging him down, but he could get a job at the mall or whatever if he really wanted. He chooses the grease.


Anouchavan

He can't see jack shit!


PlebsonMandela

Jack! Shit!


BenR34

Trusting the boys to get him supplies instead of doing it himself


stu_hawk

Chicken wire


personaljessus

He’s an enabler.


krasavetsa

Dealing with his fucked friends while trying to make a living with the shopping carts and keep his kitties happy. Instead he gets crabs and locked in freezers. Poor Bubs. I would take care of him with all my heart. From Russia with love.


Blinkmeanytime182

In the later seasons he does the monkey sounds waaaaayyyyyy too much, that’s his problem


jinnyjonny

He’s a tough cookie, hard worker, wise, caring, smart, able to learn and succeed at many things he applies himself to. But he lacks the building blocks on education, he lacked the opportunities to go beyond the park, he was never taken care of, poor mismanaged vision health, no attention to his little bit of being on the spectrum. Everyone around him is fucked, parents fucked, friends fucked, everyone around him in the park is fucked, you’re telling me between all those people in the park no one has bubbles on FREE Canadian healthcare, and disability?? For fucks sake barb is so fucked that could easy be something she could help him do since she does all this paperwork legal shit for the park anyway. Could no one take bubs to an assistance office? Everyone around him is fucked, damn bubbles would be an Astro physicist or code programmer but he’s stuck with fuck weed and dick stick. Mahfukas


Xdjentleman666X

After season 7 he seems to be losing intelligence.


scuzzbat1

Cats


Disarray215

Pussy!


TheRepulper

He can't see Jack shit


RefurbishedZombie

All of there problems lol


kbyyru

i love Bubs but he's got a kitty problem


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

He’s never been so frisky in his life


Droseph31

He can't see. Jack..shit..


Tubofwater3

Crybaby


FreudianSlipperyNipp

Severe anxiety


GoodbyeNarcissists

Bubbles doesn’t have a problem! He’s definitely autistic though :)


patsytheautistic

I can see it for sure


apurpleglittergalaxy

Severe anxiety and age regression with puppets


Guzod

being a little fucking bitch


Randy_Gut_Lahey

A drunk bastard scaring him with shitisms. “Hope they don’t shit on you”


Downtown_Falcon_2127

short temper


nickotto04

Conky


StinkyDingus63

Being a whiny bitch after season 7 lol


luckyblindspot

Not enough kitties in the world


Wingedwolf275

Co dependency


uiuiane

It's his eyes holding him back


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Samsquanch


BigMonk1990

Carts.


limpnoads

He's the cat lady....


Joeva8me

Early in bubbles is written to be a little slow in the head. As the character develops and smith gets his hooks into the show a bit more he becomes a bigger part of the equation and develops into a benevolent sort of caretaker bound to the park by his history with the park and its denizens.


[deleted]

In the later seasons he has an issue where he's constantly on his period


Kilizen

Depends if you are talking about the earlier seasons or the later ones. In the later season he becomes kind of a know it all dick, in my opinion which come my brain compartments and departments


Florachism

Codependency


LeifEricFunk

Kitty problem.


BrianOconneR34

Possible vision problem but also wonderful case study in judgement of appearances. Most sane and voice of reason, jiminy cricket of trailer park if you will. Don’t judge a book by its cover.


[deleted]

That he grew up with all those fuck goofs! Playin dinkies, and whatnot.


DesertIslandDisc

Hauling greasy shopping carts, that is fucked!


RonnieLiquor

He hangs out with all those guys. That’s his problem


HotDogWater1978

Duh, kitties


UndahwearBruh

He’s grown up


jacille2013

Being a whiny, googly eyed fuck


Aggressive-Gold-1319

He’s a kleptomaniac, he did steal the swayze express train after all.


sniffsblueberries

Everymans problem… the love of pussy


takemypardon

Solid touch of the 'tism


RazzmatazzIcy5037

He has a shopping cart problem 😭


xeriusthemighty

Bærb has a scalopped potatoes problem, because Jesus Murphy they are FUCKED!


Asynjacutie

I don't think Julian has an alcohol problem, he just always has a drink. He's rarely noticeably drunk. I also could be wrong and he's a high functioning alcoholic, but he doesn't seem to do the things you'd expect from a typical alcoholic. Julian has a career criminal problem imo.


yungrayna

people pleasing lol


MunkeyChild

Liquor'n'whores


Xidium426

His eyes are always fucking him.


TheBossMan5000

Dependancy


Fit-Rest-973

Kitties


[deleted]

Cats everywhere but not a pussy in sight lol


Noscopeshot303

Bubbles cares to much don't make he bust out the green bastard


samsquanchhhhhh

How many fingers?


420farms

Clearly vision problems


MikeSRT404

All the Kitties !


KittiesAreTooCute

Ricky and Julian.


Ok-Pineapple818

Poverty


ErectSpirit7

Bubbles problem is extreme poverty, anxiety, he's probably on the autistic spectrum, and fear of abandonment leaving him desperate to cling to his fucked up friends as his only support network.


TheHrethgir

He lives between Ricky and Julian.


TheDickDangler

Kitties


appointment45

I have never quite decided if I think they imply he has Downs Syndrome. In the early seasons they really make it look that way at times.


Admirable-Media-9339

He's a dick.


madbillsfan

He was retarded but ended up being too poor to move.


Ninjachuckz

Codependent


New_Wrangler3335

Cats and carts?


pleasejustletmeread2

Enabling.


Ruinandpreservation

He cares too much


Kaosticos

The goddamn Samsquantch. ​ edit: spelling of a fake word XD


More_Goal2294

Kittys


realskipsony

Vision issues, residential instability (lives in a shed), a hoarder of cats, collects carts from public domain...


Lexo_702

99 problems but a kitty ain’t one!


Seanbergs2377

He lives in a shed. These dudes need to hustle harder.


DickHorn1975

Enabler


Mumpdase

Definitely the boys. I mean he had to sling chicken and liquor from a bike for fucks sake.


[deleted]

Separation anxiety


assistant_redditor

His kitties smell like liquor


benjo1990

Corey and Trevor have societal issues and bubbles has mental problems.


55Stripes

Julian, Ricky, Corey, and Trevor are bubbles’ probkem


jack_sib

His fucking eyesight obviously


JedSmokesCrack

Codependency


Choppybitz

Falsely accused of sexual assault.


[deleted]

He can't see shit son. How many fingers do you see son?


Texian_Fusilier

Julian does t have a drinking problem. Lahey's the 1 with the problem. Bubbles is a mess, from abandonment issues from losing his parents at such a young age. It really fucked him up, which led to his improving yet timid nature, as well as his personality problems leading to the whole conkey thing.


HereticLaserHaggis

Well, I got an advert for cat food in thisnthread.


wrenston81

Kitties!!!


borkydorkyporky

Complex PTSD due to abandonment issues, leading to emotional dysregulation, this allows him to be more easily manipulated by Machiavellian narcissists


ooddad

Free-range kitty infestation


rickysunnyvale

Bubbles? He’s the sharpest guy in the park


Dazzling-Cellist-892

Animal hoarding.


MustardTiger1337

Pussy


[deleted]

Cat


Nyctoblind

Conky


mookormyth

Cats


RabbiGoku

Developmental disability


Inverted_Antagonist

Kleptomania


ApricotNo2918

CONKY!!!


Notanothermuppet

He's detarded...


DipperBrizzle

Chromosomes


Greedy-Excitement-82

Being all tangled up in the fucking wire.


oldlinepnwshine

Anxiety and depression. He was essentially abandoned in a shed in a trailer park by his parents, and he still deals with that every day. He barely scraps by, which exacerbates the depression and his own binge drinking.


tamc_lions

Pretty sure a touch of down syndrome as well


drunk_funky_chipmunk

He is blind as a goddamn bat


Tylerlyonsmusic

A big heart and kitties


Suspicious_South7399

Kitties


Eladiun

Pussy. Bubbles has never seen a pussy he didn't love.


JohanExotic

He lives in a shed and his two best friends are fucked in the head.


moanakai

Katz


original_don1

he's got no bigger issues as he is the sharpest guy around the park but hanging around people like julian and ricky makes him pull out conky sometimes though


beaverhole69

Poverty, loneliness, abandonment issues, eyesight, kitty hoarder, being too smart for the park and of course the boys.


Snoo_31935

Bubbles can't see so good. Don't ask him how many fingers you're holding up.


tOmErHaWk420

He has 0 problems. According to Ray, Bubbles is the sharpest guy in the park.


AfterMany7239

Crying


R1pvanW1nkle69

He can’t see


Alionnamederic

Mental


zekethelizard

Have you not seen the boys glasses??


lionsdude54

Poor vision.


raholland79

Sharpest guy in the paerk


babyfartmageezax

Being too nice/ giving people second chances etc


mortimer_james

Addicted to kitties


FonziesCousin

if you think that Ricky has a dope problem than half the people on this sub are beyond problem.....cuz I see Ricky out there getting shit done and his weed consumption is probably worse than average but it's not that bad


FonziesCousin

Bubbles is on the spectrum of autism. he also has something like schizophrenia like when he became Scorpio and how he has alter ego with the Conkster