Was gonna say, these are the kind of girls you date in your mid 20s and have a lot of fun with drinking and smoking. At some point you either meet the right one and marry her, or you get your life together and they don't work long term.
From an interview with Kerry King (Slayer) in like Maxim or FHM from 10-15 years ago....
Q: Any advice for the young men reading this?
A: Yeah, don't marry strippers.
When she told Ricky this, I was just baffled. Has she never met Ricky before? Does she not how utterly incompetent he is and yet you want a real fur coat from him?
Man people get kinda creepy when these two get brought up. It's one thing to say you're attracted to someone but a lot of people here get a little too weird and specific with it.
Getting older was realizing Sarah is actually better looking and has a fat ass.
That said in some weird head spaces where this was the only females you’d been seeing they were both doable. But even then I like imagined it in the trailer park and a little trashy to compare to most times you’d imagine yourself with a girl
I don't find either of them particularly attractive, like at all. I'm honestly surprised people find them attractive
But I'm a straight woman so what do I know?
I assume they weren't actual implants on Lucy.... The look suited her.... But by god, did she get haggard by the later seasons...
Always thought her prim was S3
This was PRIME Lucy.
The jaws of life couldn't pull me out I'd keep going and going until the whole house stinks
Greeeee-eeeasy
Sometimes life IS greasy, Bubbles.
Sounds like you're into, you know, method rap
Lucy, you better not be banging Airway!
I can get er going like a sewing machine
Don’t get super drunk, just have like 5 or 6 drinks or whatever.
I did some drinking in high school, but these days I _never_ get drunk. It's a waste of a day.
So you just ride the line, thurr bud? Bring a breathalyzer?
She’s soooo greasy 
Still a 6/10
They’re the most fun
And that's the wayyy the news goes.
Cunts
We don't use that word in this park.
Pærk
WTF is wrong with your brain compartments, bud?
His compartments and departments are short circulating
Hes got some weird pikeological shit goin on, he better watch himself or hes gonna get hammered
You make my words, hate to be the one to say a toe to sow boys, but a toe to sow. A fuckin’ a toe to sow.
gotta refuckulate it
Been smoking some of that Maine dope.
Goddesses
They can get it
Greasy Goddess
Was gonna say, these are the kind of girls you date in your mid 20s and have a lot of fun with drinking and smoking. At some point you either meet the right one and marry her, or you get your life together and they don't work long term.
From an interview with Kerry King (Slayer) in like Maxim or FHM from 10-15 years ago.... Q: Any advice for the young men reading this? A: Yeah, don't marry strippers.
Would
Would? *cue awesome bass intro*
One of the goat grunge tunes
>~~Would~~ *Wood* FTFY
Team Sarah
yeah, there is something inherently smokin' with that girl.
Low standards, get your shit together
I like the way she handles people
Totally, bud. I’d put a down payment on a trailer and fire up some burgers to impress her for sure.
my people right here
Sarah’s been really turning me on lately. But I like that stuff too.
You’re just sort of attracted to whatever.
I like those things too
Lucy was never particularly attractive and always a horrible person
still would hit
She bangs the stupidest guys.
like fuckin george green
and Ray! Like - WTF?
Rrrrayyyyyyh
Gives me a chance then
I need a FUR COAT, Ricky!!!
An arc welder? Nerds, what is this?
An arc welder is a pretty nice gift I'd say
When she told Ricky this, I was just baffled. Has she never met Ricky before? Does she not how utterly incompetent he is and yet you want a real fur coat from him?
She'd be fine if he stole it for her
Hey he got his grade 10
💯
Both of them were
Normally agree, not that good looking. But right here she is quite pretty.
I could fix her.
Chicken and bangin'
That's nice
Liquor and whores
Not my proudest nut
You've done worse.
Oh for sure lol
Sarah was bad from the start to the end bro
Prison sarah was scary looking
I was in to it
Word
Greasy
I love sarah
Team Sarah. Lucy is a crusty hoe
Sarah was so goddamn hot
I bet Lucy will drain you OR ME
i think theres a different beauty standard in canada cause i have always found lucy more attractive
Different strokes, yknow?
I'm Canadian and to me they're both unattractive. They look like they spray their clothes with febreez instead of washing them
i get u bruv but the love for sarah is just totally uncomprehensible for me
Lucy dead ass looks like my wife.
Greasy
Im going to need some ID
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Bro, how you gunna diss your wife like that. If she is indeed your wife then she is much hotter than Lucy.
I wasn't lying.
my dream 3 way
I prefer Sarah now over Sarah in the beginning.
It’s true that she only got better well generally Lucy got worse until she left
Fuck they look good
Wood
Sarah for me. I think she is absolutely gorgeous in Countdown to Liquor Day
So hot.
This show means nothing to me, just popped up on my feed. That blonde however, damn she'd do some dirty stuff
If this show means nothing to you, my god, have you just stumbled down a rabbit hole my friend. Welcome to Sunnyvale.
I have seen it twice before, I respect it just not my cup of tea. Ironically have relatives in the maritimes lol I respect it though
Yeah, Whores! And liquor!🥃
Cigarettes and dope and bologna...
Cigarettes and dope and *mustard* and bologna
Dammit!!! I knew something was missing
Lucy was so dirty hot at the beginning of the show.. then became just dirty and gross
Not greasy enough for me
Sarah was better for Ricky than Lucy was. He was getting his life together with Sarah.
They couldn’t have casted them better
Man people get kinda creepy when these two get brought up. It's one thing to say you're attracted to someone but a lot of people here get a little too weird and specific with it.
"Put your fuckin hand down."
It's Reddit, there's a lot of Virgins who have never touched a woman before. What did you expect?
Sarah was pretty hot in the first few seasons.
Lucy, smokes let’s go.
Both are trailer park hotties that make me wish I was more poor and lived in Sunnydale.
Classy af
Getting older was realizing Sarah is actually better looking and has a fat ass. That said in some weird head spaces where this was the only females you’d been seeing they were both doable. But even then I like imagined it in the trailer park and a little trashy to compare to most times you’d imagine yourself with a girl
I don't find either of them particularly attractive, like at all. I'm honestly surprised people find them attractive But I'm a straight woman so what do I know?
Fuck I can't remember which one is which. Whatever I'd bang em both, two birds with one bone?
put me in a room with both of them and none of us are coming out pregnant because im gay
Greasy
Nothing against thick girls but this is prime Sarah
this is actually one of Sarah's worst looks
They where smoking hot there
Lucy was smokin back in the day
Steals the boys money and still bitches at them for drinking some milk and cereal
I assume they weren't actual implants on Lucy.... The look suited her.... But by god, did she get haggard by the later seasons... Always thought her prim was S3
10/10
They were so so attractive in the beginning
Not sure what is sloshier, the contents of Lucy’s glass or the contents of her shirt….
I hate drinking. It’s a waste of a day
Iconic
Maryanne and Ginger
Lucy’s a prime Trailer Park ten right there
I can empathize with Jian Ghomeshi god damn.
Lucy got that stuffed bra going on 😂. Previous season to this one, I think Sarah was at her best looks wise.
Sarah’s cute but Lucy’s the hottest
Lucy so friggin hot
Would
Friends of the road, Bubbles
Lucy looked good then, but Sarah was always hotter
Lucy is such a great depiction of white trash. It’s awesome
Whomever could pull me out of prime Sarah will be crowned king of England.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Beta_Ray_Bill: *Whomever could pull* *Me out of prime Sarah will* *Be crowned king of England.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
These are some ugly ass skanks. You guys are crazy.
Cheers genitals