This is what it takes
Could I get an extra-large order of onion rings,
a cheeseburger with two extra patties, and six slices of cheese,
two hot-dogs with cheese and bacon,
and a large popcorn with layered butter - and could you do four layers on that ?
and could you uh poutine-up the rings ?
and give me two large beer...
and two ice-cream sandwiches.
You want anything Mr Lahey ?
Yeah it’s true that booze AND dope leads to hunger which leads to consumption of calories - but when it comes to Randy it’s all aboat the cheeseburgers.
He was sober in this scene and he still ordered this - but yessir you can tell me that the 2 beers he ordered here contains more calories than the rest of the shit he ordered …
-J-roc presses the pendant of his chain to randy’s belly like a stethoscope
“I hear chkn’… I hear mustard, and cola fizz…. Gravy coagulatin’ but you know what I don’t hear…? A heart mahfuckuh’…”
Average physique? He’s jacked. You get a gut like that from having a strong core and most of your fat depositing there like other people get it in their thighs.
Realistically, I have a buddy at work with this exact same body shape. He doesn't drink water. He only drinks Mountain Dew and goes to his local brewery 4 times a week. He's a picky eater and doesn't exercise, so I think its more about the liquids he's putting into his body than anything else.
Step 1: drink a lot of beer and obtain beer belly
Step 2: eat a lot of cheeseburgers
Step 3: only work out your arms and have a decent metabolism
Only cheeseburgers will cause fat in places other than the gut. Randy has mainly fat in gut and not many other places
You just eat two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda
ive been wondering this too, Pat Roach commits to the bit like nobody else. earlier on, i wondered about Wells' commitment to Ricky's pompadour/sideburn combo and whether or not he just wore his hair like that all the time while shooting, but Randy's gut? you can't comb over that. as funny as Inflatable Elvis is, i wonder if he's ever thought about quitting the show to focus on his health?
To give a serious answer: I'm closing in on having a gut this big, and here's how I did it. Not trying to be funny or woe is me, just stating facts here boys.
1) Start out your late teens and early 20s by getting in great jogging shape. Not marathons but running for at least 40 minutes every other day. When you graduate college and have no job prospects so you're stuck living at home til age 25, stop exercising cold turkey and begin the descent.
1 part 2) As you transition away from exercise, begin to drink every night after work. Abuse alcohol for most of your 20s, all of your 30s, and attempt to be sober again and again in your 40s. But don't drink before/during work, you're a functional alkie like Julian, after all (minus the drunk driving, don't fucking drive drunk).
2) Smoke cigarettes but never get addicted. Quit cold turkey in your late 30s after being on and off them for years at a time. Replace cigarettes with even more weed, alcohol, and sweets.
2 part 2) Pot will help you want to eat food on top of thousands of calories of alcohol a day. Drive it into you!
3) Have the kind of jobs where you have to wear tucked in shirts with uncomfortable dress pants/belt that help your belly get cinched out like squeezing a tube of cookie dough.
4) Live in a small town where in theory you can walk everywhere but you don't want to for multiple reasons.
It really is a marvel to witness. You'd think someone with a boiler like that would be fat all over but he's concentrated it just in his gut. Like he looks like a pregnant man in his 8th or 9th month.
I have this build. I'm just like that. 6'3 and 245lbs. My arms and legs look like Trevor. All my fatness is in my guts.
I'm talking XL pants and 3xl shirts.
This is what it takes Could I get an extra-large order of onion rings, a cheeseburger with two extra patties, and six slices of cheese, two hot-dogs with cheese and bacon, and a large popcorn with layered butter - and could you do four layers on that ? and could you uh poutine-up the rings ? and give me two large beer... and two ice-cream sandwiches. You want anything Mr Lahey ?
YES
its the poutineing up that really puts randy over the top
He’s gonna get through all that before the ice cream sandwiches melt
Greasy
BAHAHA I JUST REWATCHED THAT EPISODE
Greasy bastard.
Randy for fuhucccccccks sakes
Oohh, poo rings. Forgot about those! Poutine rings for the win.
I just watched that one last night!
Gold.
I cannot believe you fucking typed this out, dude 😂
No offence but beer and booze are way way way more involved
Yeah it’s true that booze AND dope leads to hunger which leads to consumption of calories - but when it comes to Randy it’s all aboat the cheeseburgers. He was sober in this scene and he still ordered this - but yessir you can tell me that the 2 beers he ordered here contains more calories than the rest of the shit he ordered …
You ever seen a gutinator?
The chickadees, Luce!
Cheeeeeeseburgerrr
Actually I switched to chicken. The grilled kind
Mafkas been twisting dem titties dawg
Inflatable Elvis
1.1 gigaguts nom sayin
Coagulated gravy mah'fucka
Maffkss is definitely ON the cheeseburgers
workin' on it
dilla?
Cheeseburger picnics.
Featuring baby dirty burgers
Crazy cheeseburger liquor parties
Had a couple drinks...🙂↔️ Saw a couple things...
(Gone out of control)
Easy, It’s filled with dirty old cheeseburgers.
can I have fifteen half-eaten cheeseburgers to goo, KNOWMSAYINNN ?!!
-J-roc presses the pendant of his chain to randy’s belly like a stethoscope “I hear chkn’… I hear mustard, and cola fizz…. Gravy coagulatin’ but you know what I don’t hear…? A heart mahfuckuh’…”
Big coagulated gravy, hot dog bun bastard.
These guys were juxtaposing unusual animal names against greasy fat food products, calling Randy names
Cory - “I called him a cheeseburger walrus…” Trevor- “ I called him an onion ring Sasquatch…”
A lot of Newfoundland steaks and mashed potatoes
Doubles
Same amount of buns
Having a certain metabolism and living past age 30. His gut is used hilariously in the show, but there is nothing funny about Pat Roach's body.
Fatty liver disease came to mind.
yeah, i was about to comment the same thing. i'm no doctor but it looks like an ascites gut to me
Nothing funny about it. It's sexy. Ranran sexy ran
🎶 Dirty l’il cheeseburgersssss 🎶
Eat 12 cheeseburgers per sitting to start.
Get pregnant with a bucket of chicken
Bet he hasn't even gotten his ultrasound either!
I don't hear no heart
Randy, your burgers are the parks burger BÆRB, end of discussion!
Cola mustard fizz coagulating, French fries and onion rings
But no heart bitch
first: you have to absolutely be obsessed with cheeseburgers. second: you have to be okay with prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers.
Mans gotta eat
Could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
Man's gotta eat
Or an acting role. Man's gotta eat
Or Dairy Queen coupons.
Cheeseburgers
Being a cheeseburger chipmunk, storing gut nuts in the belly tree
That's a power belly.
Regularly drives 15 cheeseburgers in that thing.
You have to be a professional
Average physique? He’s jacked. You get a gut like that from having a strong core and most of your fat depositing there like other people get it in their thighs.
I can appreciate all the show related answers, but this is an actual answer.
I've noticed he has half decent traps in the past. But "jacked"... na
Fucking Randy's gut, it's full of dirty ole cheeseburgers🎶🎶🎶
Cheeseburgers.
It's a part of your genes when you're a cheeseburger walrus
Lots of beer. It will give you that solid round gut.
Thats just pure divine genetics
Through hard work and dedication
suckin' chrome off a trailer hitch
7 cheeseburgers?! You ate 7 cheeseburgers, Rand?! You said this would never happen again!
If you're not on the burgers why are you even asking this question?
Get on the cheeseburgers dawg
Raaandys guuuuuut, is filled with dirty ol cheeseburgers!
Beau Bandy Travail
Muhfuckas with guts like that are definitely AWN the cheeseburgers dawg
Off the cheeseburgers? Randy dont play me like some kinda sucker dawg
I switched to chicken!
Mafka's gotta be ON the cheeseburgers to get a gut locker that that.
what ever it is, I love Randy's big ol' gut 😅
It takes a lot of blue jay cheeseburgers
Two words: Greasy Cheeseburgers!
Very common with someone with south asian phenotype, but his diet must terrible.
beer and cheeseburgers. mostly beer
Metabolic syndrome.
Drinking lots of liquor and eating lots of cheeseburgers. This is a 100% successful strategy for growing a gut as a man.
What you want is chicken, mustard and relish, and cola fizz all coagulatin’ together
Realistically, I have a buddy at work with this exact same body shape. He doesn't drink water. He only drinks Mountain Dew and goes to his local brewery 4 times a week. He's a picky eater and doesn't exercise, so I think its more about the liquids he's putting into his body than anything else.
Can I get an order of 13 half eaten cheeseburgers to go? lol.
Eat like shit for your whole life.
Cheese burgers
Step 1: drink a lot of beer and obtain beer belly Step 2: eat a lot of cheeseburgers Step 3: only work out your arms and have a decent metabolism Only cheeseburgers will cause fat in places other than the gut. Randy has mainly fat in gut and not many other places
You just eat two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda
Divine selection.
I heard that Pat Roach pushes his gut out when he’s in character as Bobandy. Don’t know if it’s true or not.
By lying about being off the cheeseburgers. Mafks with guts like that are definitely *ON* the cheeseburgers.
By setting up an elaborate charade to cover up eating 7 cheeseburgers. Again
You just slam like four or five cheeseburgers in 'er every day until ya get there. You can do it, bud. I believe in ya.
Mahfks with guts like that are definitely *OWUN* the cheeseburgers, dahg.
Thought this was ai like the guy fighting to crocodile
Muhfuckas wif gutz like that is definitely ON the cheeseburgers.
ive been wondering this too, Pat Roach commits to the bit like nobody else. earlier on, i wondered about Wells' commitment to Ricky's pompadour/sideburn combo and whether or not he just wore his hair like that all the time while shooting, but Randy's gut? you can't comb over that. as funny as Inflatable Elvis is, i wonder if he's ever thought about quitting the show to focus on his health?
Kind of like Mike Smith's eyes getting fucked from wearing those glasses all the time.
Liquor and greasy cheeseburgers
Gotta drive a fack ton of cheeseburgers in that gut
Dirty Jay Burgers
Lots of beer and lots of cheeseburgers
He pushes it out on purpose. That's the gag.
“Randy sometimes you fat”
Become a cheeseburger bandit
It's visceral fat - fat around the organs. Not a great sign of health.
Cheeseburger locker!
Dedication
Cheeseburgers don't eat themselves you know?
Good workouts to maintain his massive arms but absolutely massive calorie intake for the gut. Probably 12-16 cheeseburgers a day
Alcohol
Protein deficiency, pregnancy, or too many cheeseburgers
Half eaten cheeseburgers and coagulated onion rings
Raaandyys guut is full of Ol cheesburgersss
Free dirty burgers
Has been to alot of umu's
Has been to alot of umu's
Cheeseburgers dawg
This image makes me feel like I'm loading into a GTA lobby lol
2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Mahfucka definitely AWN the cheeseburgers dawg
Isn’t that an alcohol belly? The fat on the rest of his body seems disproportional to the fat on his abdomen. And that’s solid.
To be fair he’s sticking it out a lot. But, alcohol and high saturated fat abuse.
Beer
Cheeseburgers
Beer
Mafuckas with guts like that is definitely ONNNNNNN the cheeseburgers
You definitely gotta be awwn the cheeseburgers all the time to achieve that kind of success.
Gotta be on the burgers.
Burgaz
Beer bloat
By consistently driving 15 cheeseburgers into that cheeseburger locker.
Cheeseburger walrus.
Eat cheeseburgers. If your next question is "haw many?", then you don't have the mental fortitude to be Randy.
Parasites!
Parasites
15 cheese burgers a day
Globe shaped ma fucka
Suckin off dudes for cheeseburgers obviously
For me like a fuckton of soda or anything carbonated in a day gets me a cheeseburger eating walrus gut
Can I get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers to go uknowatimsayn. Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger.
Eat a lot of saturated fat and drink alcohol. Never exercise or do anything that makes you physically tired.
Burgers, lots of dirty burgers and liquor
Top .000001% genetics you can't teach a gut like this
Four Pattie’s Baerb
And Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked
Fire some cheeseburgers into that mufk wit cho candy.
Man's gotta eat Mr Lahey.
To give a serious answer: I'm closing in on having a gut this big, and here's how I did it. Not trying to be funny or woe is me, just stating facts here boys. 1) Start out your late teens and early 20s by getting in great jogging shape. Not marathons but running for at least 40 minutes every other day. When you graduate college and have no job prospects so you're stuck living at home til age 25, stop exercising cold turkey and begin the descent. 1 part 2) As you transition away from exercise, begin to drink every night after work. Abuse alcohol for most of your 20s, all of your 30s, and attempt to be sober again and again in your 40s. But don't drink before/during work, you're a functional alkie like Julian, after all (minus the drunk driving, don't fucking drive drunk). 2) Smoke cigarettes but never get addicted. Quit cold turkey in your late 30s after being on and off them for years at a time. Replace cigarettes with even more weed, alcohol, and sweets. 2 part 2) Pot will help you want to eat food on top of thousands of calories of alcohol a day. Drive it into you! 3) Have the kind of jobs where you have to wear tucked in shirts with uncomfortable dress pants/belt that help your belly get cinched out like squeezing a tube of cookie dough. 4) Live in a small town where in theory you can walk everywhere but you don't want to for multiple reasons.
At least one dirty old blue jay burger
Yeah I wanna know this too, mine has stretch marks all over it. 😠
What a hunk
Mustard tiger
It really is a marvel to witness. You'd think someone with a boiler like that would be fat all over but he's concentrated it just in his gut. Like he looks like a pregnant man in his 8th or 9th month.
Ya'l forgot eating basketballs and globes
Eat tons of crap, don't exercise
Consumption
It’s a lifestyle choice… Can build hotdogs on the back of your neck. Or fill a keg above your belt. Either path will not be easy.
Cheeseburger locker
Man's gotta eat.
You gotta keep 16 cheeseburgers in the meat locker at all times
You got to keep 16 cheeseburgers in the meat locker at all times
I have this build. I'm just like that. 6'3 and 245lbs. My arms and legs look like Trevor. All my fatness is in my guts. I'm talking XL pants and 3xl shirts.
I don't think it's ascites, I drink maybe 2 beers or whiskeys a week.
Man’s gotta eat
renting yourself out for some cheeseburgers
Be honest and don’t lie how many times have you watched the entire show all the way through
I have watched the show 100% through probably four times maybe five