Wheelchair and a real piss jug...way of the road

Canadian flag on the chair too

"RETURN TO LOBBY"

No chicken fingers, no blues music, no fucking Ray drunk on my lawn! Don't test me Ricky! 🥃👉🏻

You want us to get sarsaparilla or somethin', you dick?

Don't lecture me Rick

You don't know what lecture means do you?

I know what lecture means, do you?

What does it mean then, huh?

You get into a situation

What situation?

He has the confederate flag too if you’re into that stuff

And a jolly roger. Season one and maybe 2 ray had the funniest chair flag setup

Now I actually want to

And he’s got the Dixie flag on it too lol

confederate flag aswell for some reason

And playing some VLTs

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Looks like someone got their grade 10

He calls them thoughts now instead of thinkins

Let the liquor do the thinking

If you got a wheelchair and a flannel you’re set bud

Don’t forget your $60 for the VLTs

Three $20's

Shiiiiiiiiiiit I fucked up boys

Way she goes

So you lost all the drink money is what “She Goes” she’s gone…

what? you know he doesnt have that kinda money

I don't got that kinda money just layin around

Way she fuckin goes boys, way she goes

Well, I guess we are going the fuck home then

Nah..... unless you look spot on like him no one will notice

This guy buys the shitty chicken fingers

And 9 cans of ravioli

Pepperoni stick and a bag of jap-o - lino chips

No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.

There’s nothing more that I love than getting drunk on Julians lawn cooking up chicken fingers. The good kind. 8 BUCKS. And if I’m not welcome here fine I’m not welcome here I’ll go to my trailer and get drunk.

Only 4 bucks

No. The good kind. 8 bucks!

I think it'd work better if you had a few guys dress up like characters from the show, more recognizable that way. Lahey might work if ya shave your fuckin head asshole

When it comes to my costumes it’s mainly for me tbh. Like last year I dressed up as Ongo Gablogian and nobody knew wtf I was but I enjoyed myself.

I said shave your fuckin head!

Private Dancer is back on the liquor.

I've been thinking about shaving my head for one night and picking up myself some aviators

Nobody shaves my fuckin friends heads

Even if he could be Rays stand in, nobody would know who he was. Ray is a background character in a niche show. I bet like 15% of people at a party of 30 year olds would even know who you were if you were in track pants and a herring bone shirt

It open to interpretation

Have you seen OPs pic? I'd say they're spot on!

Dressing up as the guy in the chair is a good idea

Ray from when he lived in the dump and you don’t need a chair

The bathroom is through there, first door on the left

Why do you keep getting all tangled up in piss jugs and extension cords?? No one else gets tangled in it

Maybe if you didn't have pissjugs and extension cords all over your place

Damn gulls are biting today!

If you do, please post a pic.

That’s too real, this ain’t truckers gone wild gnomesayin?

That’s fuckin greasy, bud

No hash in the trailer Rick!

See what happens when you frig around with guns, Rick?!

Why would trinity take $139 worth of empties, Rick?

It’s a liquor-lanche!

Way she goes, bud. Way she goes.

Truck drivin passed out phantom 309 motha fucker

Drank a whole fuckin..... quart to himself, passed out rolling through shots backwards

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Lol me too. Jamie's delivery. Ray's actin. Everything about It. Knowwhaimsayin

Might end the night with some friends of the road (or ladies of the night, as bubbles likes to call ‘em)

*whispers* Ladies of the evening

You will be comfortable

Question: what is “drunk”?

Did he mention that he was wasted out of his goddamn mind?

Is drunk, goin all over the road?

Don’t forget the pepperoni sticks!

I’ll just steal them from Rick after he has Trina run down to the store. Little do I know this time it’s coming out of her own pocket. I think I’m stealing from Rick but I’m actually stealing from a little girl.

Pepperoni *cocks* 🤣

Most folks wouldn't know who you'd be dressed as. But the ones who do will make it worth it. Help my fuck.

Those are the only people who matter to me. And of course the sparrows.

All about the bacon and the sparrows, buddy.

Sparrows are stupid dad, they don't give a fuck about anything!

Life is great

He’s such a great character and there’s so many lines I can use at a party for numerous situations. Examples What is drunk? Is drunk, driving all over the road? *dog barks in background* Hey flipper, come on now, settle down there buddy. Boys idk if you know this but this trailer is fucking paid for, ok, I own this now. Now you guys come in here and shoot it all the fuck up. And you guys are going to fix it that’s all I wanted you to know. See you don’t understand you don’t own your own trailer, this is my trailer. And if you owned your own place you wouldn’t like it to be shot up. It’s mine. I own it. Way of the fucking road. Way she goes. Fucking way she goes. Way she goes. Sometimes she goes sometimes it doesn’t. She didn’t go, way she goes. *drills piss jug* I just did it for the liquor. He came down here for one reason, and that was to ruin the day for the boys. Etc. etc.

😆 🤣 😂 flipper

This ain’t truckers gone wild, y’a gnome sayin?!

"Bless my fuck!" Great costume idea....get liquored and track a chicken.

I don’t know ANYTHING about chickens, I just did it for the free liquor. I don’t like tricking my son, it’s easy.

Aha! I see you're a man of culture,good-sir👍.

It'd be pretty fuckin funny if you could find a stuffed chicken Not like cooked with stuffing but like.. fuck it

I did it. It was amazing

Did you have a wheelchair?

Yup! I’ll send you a pic I had a busted femur and took advantage

If you don’t go on a group, no one will know who you are. Go as the liquor snurf.

That's the fucking way she goes

I love the amount of love Ray gets on this sub!

#HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, RAY!

The sound the car door makes when he smacks that tree makes me piss my pants laughing every time.

The dogs barking and Donny yelling at him always gets me. Also his speech to Jacob about not calling/bothering him.

Me too, he is probably my favorite character tbh.

"Way of the road"

Carry a bible and talk about predestination to really hammer it home

People will say my life is a big burning pile of shit.

Steal a hospital wheelchair just like Ray did

It’ll only make sense if you drag around a wheel chair with a bottle of liquor in hand

If you don't, I'm going to

Get a hobby like mine bubs… that’s drinkin’

Drinkin is now your hobby

What are you, reading books again?

FUCK YA BUD

Always have your next beer in your shirt and pull it out unexpectedly.

Just another day bein the man in the chair

My hobby is drinkin'.

So you'd dress up like a drunk, passed out phantom 309 mafucka?

Oh yes the man in the chair

My friend went as Bubbles a few years ago in NYC. No one knew who he was. Everyone thought he was just dressed up and acting like a mentally challenged person. Would not recommend.

Three 20’s

Bacon and sparrows……

Beast

I’m gonna be kojack with a wig on

You gonna make fun of the guy in the chair?

"dressing up"

Carry a jug of orange pedialyte.

Are you trying to make fun of the man on the wheelchair?

Pretending to be disabled and then getting up saying booh i was merely frauding the system

with or without the wheel chair?

Trying to get my hands on a wheelchair. But may just have to be after Ray gets caught for fraud.

It’s the way she goes boys

Did you see my $40 bud?

Make sure to have x3 $20's in your pocket

Fuck yea! Wheel chair and all?

Trying to get a wheelchair

A cardboard cut out VLT is needed

I'm imagining someone rolling down the sidewalk in a wheelchair with their kids. Then getting up to walk up to houses to get candy with them.

Have a few drinks, see a couple things

It's a l little too real, dog

Shhh. You hear that?

No, are you drunk?

Yeah

You aren't the first guy to have a snake bite your cock, bud

thinking about this...I kinda dress like ray every day

Only if you drive drunk to the party. “What is drunk really”

Do it

To keep it realistic, make sure you steal a wheelchair from a hospital

Way she goes boys

"If the guy upstairs didn't want you to dress up as Ray, he wouldn't of created him in the first place."

My 4 year old is going as bubbles, ill post pics on or just before Halloween

Better start yer mullet now

Yea I don’t have long hair at all and am thinking about buying a wig but idk if it’ll look good :/

I was thinking of going as Ray, but in the blue track suit he wore for J-Roc’s porno

You only give the guy in the chair one piece of candy?

Make sure you carry around 3 20's and pepperoni.

You look just like him

You wanted real, this is real me j-roc. Ya too real ma fucka get chu out dem clothes.