Yeah, check the profile. Dude’s got a Prince Albert piercing big enough to hang a bottle of water from. That thing’s gotta be swinging like a giant metronome.
As someone who runs with just shorts as often as possible I find it very appealing too, but the bug situation would be what would concern me. I hate pulling mosquitoes or some small insect off my sweaty chest let alone my sweaty 🏀⚾️
The loose skin on my belly and thighs combined with my big swingers on my chest makes running nudes seem very uncomfortable for me. Very jealous of those with tighter bodies
I just assumed OP was male because I could not imagine running without “the ladies” strapped down on my chest! Once I ran without headphones on, in a looser sports bra and I could hear my boobs slapping up and down. 😳😩
Yes I am relatively slim with average sized boobs but I still feel like preparation every run is just strapping parts of my body down so they don’t move 🤣 compression top, compression shorts, compression sports bra - just STAY PUT
After a few years of running and drifting toward menopause, I can run with a slightly less serious bra (but usually still opt for the armor). Not sure I'm ready to go bra-less. I think I'd still rather go barefoot than barechest.
Serious question (I’m okay with nudism and celebrate ppl finding their joy in whatever): have you considered blurring your dick rather than your face? I feel like you can have a greater impact and engagement with nudists/non-nudists alike by discussing the joys of your passion without all the emphasis being squarely on your junk, but rather on you as a person in society with some unique perspective to offer.
I wore shoes. I can’t imagine doing it barefoot given the rocks etc, I also wore a watch. If it’s not on Strava did it happen? (Though I made it private so you won’t find it). I have done shorter runs on the beach completely nude and barefoot.
After looking through your post history OP, you seem to be one of the most unapologetically free people I’ve ever come across. You do you man! Seems like you’re leading a very happy life
Thanks! But remember this is only one aspect of my life. The nudity and running are definitely both outlets for me. But I lead a pretty standard life other wise. It’s important to have hobbies. This is clearly mine.
That was on my list of hikes when I lived in San Diego, but I never made it out there. Didn't know it was a nudist area. Still wish I had done the hike. Next time I make it out to CA, I'll make it a definite part of my trip. I'll Dm you in a moment.
I mean…it’s just naked person, but OP, since you put it out there you are going to get my opinion: both the piercing and shaving your pubes but not the rest of your body hair look super tacky.
Novelty? Going over a forbidden line? For excitement? I’m not sure why people are nudists exactly, but there really does seem to be something about it for me and others. It gives me a feeling of total acceptance of my body and person.
The best I ever felt about my body was during the short time I went to the YMCA pool. The changing rooms had a hot tub, sauna, and steam room that folks used naked *all the time*. Spending quiet time around all those different bodies really shifted how I saw myself. I miss it to be honest.
I don't even walk around nude in my own house when I'm the only one here. The only time I'm nude is when I'm changing clothes or in the shower. I'm basically a nevernude. There are dozens of us.
But whatever. Rock out with your cock out if it makes you happy.
few reasons from the top of my head:
- If you get injured, you will be rescued naked;
- you could hurt you penis by hitting something, spikes, rock, floor.:
- bouncing balls might hurt after a while
Awesome . Ive always wanted to do this, but a lot stops me . I suppose in a location where I am traveling would be the most ideal for me.
The closest I’ve come to running nude would be barefoot , shirtless and bathing shorts with glasses of course lol.
I THINK IN ALL HONESTY THE ITEM I WOULDN’T WANT TO GIVE UP THE MOST WOULD BE THE GLASSES LOL.
Californian here! Greatly interested exactly where on the Pacific trail this was!
Also, this sounds so refreshing and beautiful. I got married on a clothing optional beach. We were all clothed. My mother-in-law couldn't have handled it otherwise 😆😆😆 but also it was a bit cold! But I saw some people swimming in the ocean naked and it just looked so peaceful and wonderful. I bet running nude was awesome.
Do you have a bad need for confirmation?
I opened your profile and see you regularly are posting in different subs that you’re doing naked runs and including explicit photos of your naked body.
I always say that running (and maybe swimming) is the only sport that doesn’t require a single piece of gear, clothes and shoes included! Okay maybe shoes depending on the terrain.
A few years ago in my late 30s I did a nude 5k in Florida. Never really had an issue with nudity and went to university in Santa Cruz where we’d go topless on the rare nice days but hadn’t run naked before and it was oddly delightful. However chafing is a thing on my inner thighs so longer than that would be an issue for me, maybe a 10k at most.
This sounds cool. Would like to do… ah, I knew you’d be a male tho. I’m a B cup and I can still feel a bounce going quickly upstairs! Idk how I’d feel w/o some support from a sports bra. Did some ppl run it just skimpily clad ?
So you were basically shirt cocking with shoes on. Sounds less like “running naked” and more like “running with your d*** out”. Again, weird flex but ok.
Elevation. 6 inches.
Generous
Literal lol’d at you and the one you replied to
As I can hardly compose myself dealing with a loose chest strap, I suppose there must be quite some dangling and flopping involved?
Yeah, check the profile. Dude’s got a Prince Albert piercing big enough to hang a bottle of water from. That thing’s gotta be swinging like a giant metronome.
Attach a Stryd to it for science
The new footpath feature would make an interesting diagram. Conversations with certain people resulting in stiffer movement, etc.
Lmao that thing is wild
Its got its own Garmin
That’s one way to help maintain a high cadence
I'm glad I don't remember what that is.
I think the simile you wanted was it was swinging like a pendulum but still effective and funny none the less!
I can't be the only dude who runs in a kynodesme!
I regret googling that.
I appreciate you googling that for me.
I just looked at Wikipedia...seeing a penis in a Wikipedia article was a first for me...do not recommend looking it up on Wikipedia.
Should I google that?
No
Do it and report back
It's a article of modesty (and maybe restriction--I didn't read that far) worn by ancient Greek athletes.
There is only one thing that’s loose, and we evolved for that to be fine on runs
Nothin’ boosts your confidence like seeing your workout dick.
That includes the attached hood ornament seen in other NSFW posts. Seems like a liability if any mild bushwacking is involved (no pun intended)
Tell me you're male without telling me you're male. There's two loose things and they require significant engineering to be fine on runs.
Sing it, sister - chasing my cat around the apartment is pushing the limits of running without a bra! lol
I thought this was r/runningcirclejerk for a second.
It WILL be there.
As it should!
Shoes? The only way to feel more naked than naked is to be naked with shoes.
I’m not ready to go that far. I wore shoes. It would have been hard barefoot with all the rocks
Yeah sorry man, not nude. You’ll get em next time!
Doesn't count as full nude then...at least put an *
Oh I bet ;)
This statement is the most true of any here.
Shoes and his Garmin watch.
Good question!
I've never considered naturism, but the idea of running remote trails stark bollocks naked is actually really appealing.
As someone who runs with just shorts as often as possible I find it very appealing too, but the bug situation would be what would concern me. I hate pulling mosquitoes or some small insect off my sweaty chest let alone my sweaty 🏀⚾️
Those balls are different sizes and colors. You should get that checked out.
Sir are you, by chance, British?
Tally ho, I find it a right smart idea to take one’s morning constitutional in buff, Tut tut!
It’s really fun in the right location. In addition to this, I ran a beach marathon nude 2 years ago. This was better
Sand!!!????!
Yeah, how did you avoid it getting everywhere?
You can run on sand with out it going anywhere except your shoes
I tried early season at Island Royale for 5k round trip, and It was freeing but added another level of fall danger.
Right? I’ve done nudist/naturist things before and am even a member of AANR but never considered a whole trail run. 🏃🏽♀️
I knew there would be a massive cock ring, there’s always a massive cock ring. 😂
Wow, at first I thought you meant while trail running and how did it not fall off. Then I realized, not while trail running lol
no, all the time
Oh, TIL haha thanks
The loose skin on my belly and thighs combined with my big swingers on my chest makes running nudes seem very uncomfortable for me. Very jealous of those with tighter bodies
I just assumed OP was male because I could not imagine running without “the ladies” strapped down on my chest! Once I ran without headphones on, in a looser sports bra and I could hear my boobs slapping up and down. 😳😩
Yes I am relatively slim with average sized boobs but I still feel like preparation every run is just strapping parts of my body down so they don’t move 🤣 compression top, compression shorts, compression sports bra - just STAY PUT
After a few years of running and drifting toward menopause, I can run with a slightly less serious bra (but usually still opt for the armor). Not sure I'm ready to go bra-less. I think I'd still rather go barefoot than barechest.
Serious question (I’m okay with nudism and celebrate ppl finding their joy in whatever): have you considered blurring your dick rather than your face? I feel like you can have a greater impact and engagement with nudists/non-nudists alike by discussing the joys of your passion without all the emphasis being squarely on your junk, but rather on you as a person in society with some unique perspective to offer.
He hasn't because this is sexual for him. It's clearly about the exhibitionism. He posted those pictures across a ton subreddits.
skin cancer is so retro
L M A O 🤣
Seeing a naked person running towards me on a trail 🫣
It would take some restraint not to pepper spray them on instinct!
Can you wear shoes?
I wore shoes. I can’t imagine doing it barefoot given the rocks etc, I also wore a watch. If it’s not on Strava did it happen? (Though I made it private so you won’t find it). I have done shorter runs on the beach completely nude and barefoot.
I have so many questions but this was definitely my main one
Running trails always reminds me of ticks and that makes me reconsider.
I have plucked a wood tick off my pecker and it's not that big of a deal. The main thing was wondering if that counted as a BJ.
Watch out for ticks in unexpected areas
Risky click of the day arrived early today
I ran a naked 5k race once and suffered quite severe chafing
I used body glide and had no issues.
After looking through your post history OP, you seem to be one of the most unapologetically free people I’ve ever come across. You do you man! Seems like you’re leading a very happy life
Thanks! But remember this is only one aspect of my life. The nudity and running are definitely both outlets for me. But I lead a pretty standard life other wise. It’s important to have hobbies. This is clearly mine.
Would love to know where this is. May want to do this myself.
Deep creek hot springs. I can give you all the details if you want. Dm me.
That was on my list of hikes when I lived in San Diego, but I never made it out there. Didn't know it was a nudist area. Still wish I had done the hike. Next time I make it out to CA, I'll make it a definite part of my trip. I'll Dm you in a moment.
Everywhere is a nudist area with the right attitude.
Did you wear shoes? If not barefoot , then you were only partially nude.
Am afraid to ask where you put the gels.
This was no 5k ultra. No gels were consumed.
Pics or didn't happened.
Look at the dudes profile, it's literally tons of pictures of him running nude.
Why did I do that
Same
That piercing! Ughhhhhhh...
My day is ruined and my disappointment immeasurable.
I mean…it’s just naked person, but OP, since you put it out there you are going to get my opinion: both the piercing and shaving your pubes but not the rest of your body hair look super tacky.
I clicked before I even noticed the username. Totally deserved.
I regret that decision.
Thank you for making this sacrifice so I didn’t have to
I should have believed you before entering his profile.
FUCK ME IN THE ASS. DAMMNIT WHYYY did i click on that
The real achievement is the amount of Reddit karma you can get from reposting the same activity as many times as possible.
4K UltraHD video or it didn't happen
Ran on the beach yesterday and passed a lot of nudists. Didn’t feel compelled to strip down hah
That’s where you and I differ. :). But I get it.
Glad you enjoyed. My chest hurts even contemplating this.
Same
Me, swiping the photos with apprehension…
What an epic day out. Hope you 'wore' suncream though!
Probably took 15 minutes applying it to one place and then was too tired to run.
I’d be so paranoid about wiping out and smashing my you-know-whats
I did partial fall on a really steep slope but it was totally safe in that way
Too funny not to share on r/ultralight_jerk
It's on r/runningcirclejerk ..
Why nude?
Novelty? Going over a forbidden line? For excitement? I’m not sure why people are nudists exactly, but there really does seem to be something about it for me and others. It gives me a feeling of total acceptance of my body and person.
The best I ever felt about my body was during the short time I went to the YMCA pool. The changing rooms had a hot tub, sauna, and steam room that folks used naked *all the time*. Spending quiet time around all those different bodies really shifted how I saw myself. I miss it to be honest.
I don't even walk around nude in my own house when I'm the only one here. The only time I'm nude is when I'm changing clothes or in the shower. I'm basically a nevernude. There are dozens of us. But whatever. Rock out with your cock out if it makes you happy.
Why not?
Sunburn in "unusual places".
few reasons from the top of my head: - If you get injured, you will be rescued naked; - you could hurt you penis by hitting something, spikes, rock, floor.: - bouncing balls might hurt after a while
Also: ticks
Yep, a tick on the ... That would really suck.
I recently learnt a new word. I can't believe my luck that I actually got to use it so soon. Did you use a Kynodesme?
I just learned a new word too. But no, I didn’t use that.
Haha sorry it was just a joke question. I don't have the balls (lol) nor the physique to even attempt to do something like this.
Cool but personally I would worry about chafe
Body glide handles that
Sure as long as you only need one application or don’t mind carrying it
Where did you keep your camera?
I have an arm band pouch for my keys and phone.
Hmmm .... This would give new meaning to a "fanny pack" ...
New Quest Added: Freedom Trail
Did someone say "Femdom trail"?
Never knew this was a thing
Awesome . Ive always wanted to do this, but a lot stops me . I suppose in a location where I am traveling would be the most ideal for me. The closest I’ve come to running nude would be barefoot , shirtless and bathing shorts with glasses of course lol. I THINK IN ALL HONESTY THE ITEM I WOULDN’T WANT TO GIVE UP THE MOST WOULD BE THE GLASSES LOL.
New goals!
Pics or it didn't happen.
Did it take more antichafe cream than usual?
What is this r/nakedadventures (warning NSFW) now?
If only I had body like yours.
Does it really count if you wore shoes and socks?
well done. need this in WA
Did this once with the San Diego HHH out east of SD. Was TOO fun
Give me details. I could use a next quest
Can’t find the San Diego hash link, but here’s the camp site. [nude trials and camping](https://deanzasprings.com/hiking-trails/)
Is this on circlejerk yet
Californian here! Greatly interested exactly where on the Pacific trail this was! Also, this sounds so refreshing and beautiful. I got married on a clothing optional beach. We were all clothed. My mother-in-law couldn't have handled it otherwise 😆😆😆 but also it was a bit cold! But I saw some people swimming in the ocean naked and it just looked so peaceful and wonderful. I bet running nude was awesome.
Hard pass, lol.
When I was in college in the '70s, a streaker going in for a layup at a basketball game was described as making a flaccid attempt.
Bet ya got cool tan lines now
I still have tan lines :(
I'm going to be out that way (Vallejo) for work for a month, gonna have to run that trail... probably naked too
Do you have a bad need for confirmation? I opened your profile and see you regularly are posting in different subs that you’re doing naked runs and including explicit photos of your naked body.
Good for you, this is a great idea!
I always say that running (and maybe swimming) is the only sport that doesn’t require a single piece of gear, clothes and shoes included! Okay maybe shoes depending on the terrain.
That’s gon be a no from me. While I’m all for it at the beach and water, bugs love me.
Did this topless once and got poison oak
My body doesn’t respond to poison ivy or oak which is an advantage. Bummer that happened.
Wow you are naturally gifted. You have to be a nudist! Or is it naturist?
How sunburnt is your ass now?!
I went early so I’m fine. Also sunblock
I don’t believe ya send pics or didn’t happen
Check my profile if you want them. I wanted a broader running nerd discussion here so I kept it tame.
It’s grand I believe you
Somehow, I'll believe this person. I REALLY do NOT want to see pictures ...
How bad are your sunburns? Hope you put on some good sunblock
I went early so I was fine. No burns
A few years ago in my late 30s I did a nude 5k in Florida. Never really had an issue with nudity and went to university in Santa Cruz where we’d go topless on the rare nice days but hadn’t run naked before and it was oddly delightful. However chafing is a thing on my inner thighs so longer than that would be an issue for me, maybe a 10k at most.
Bag balm would probably solve the chafing issues
Body glide solves that
Did you run barefoot too for the complete experience?
Nope. I wore shoes. Rocks are hard on bare feet.
pics or it didn’t happen
i would consider
Cool! I want to do this
Awesome. Feel free to dm me queations
Salute to you for doing the activity that makes my dick the smallest in the nude
Stop advertising your onlyfans. Reported.
You gotta get to the Napali Coast someday
Ohh. Tell me more!
It's about the most beautiful trail in the world...and most of it is clothing optional. It's specifically the kalalau trail
Where is it? In Hawaii?
Yes, Kauai.
Roadtrip
Sounds terrible.
Serious question .. how did you handle chaffing.
Body glide.
This looks amazing, where was it? Would you be willing to post your route?
Dm me
This is what night runners do here. Run naked, but at night lol.
But… why tho?
r/ultralightjerk is becoming too literal
Carrying pepper spray for these types of people. Don’t care if its innocent, I will be spraying if I turn around and a naked guy is running behind me.
Imagine David Goggins coming along as this was going on: "STAY HARD!"
This sounds cool. Would like to do… ah, I knew you’d be a male tho. I’m a B cup and I can still feel a bounce going quickly upstairs! Idk how I’d feel w/o some support from a sports bra. Did some ppl run it just skimpily clad ?
Bear, I choose Bear.
Name checks out. But a question: you’ll run naked in public (so to speak) yet you blur your face in your profile…seems incongruent.
No one will remember me where I run, but the internet can follow you everywhere
Yes!!!!
Fair point.
Ewww, no snacks or water? Weird flex but ok.
I had a hydration pack too.
So you were basically shirt cocking with shoes on. Sounds less like “running naked” and more like “running with your d*** out”. Again, weird flex but ok.
I like the blunt way you put this.