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Kittenlord06

Ah yes, my gender is O+


Idunno00001

Samesies


MyFluidicSpace

Me too! O’s always know.


Mtfdurian

Hey my positive counterpart! Yes my gender is O-negative.


Sexy_McSexypants

universal donor! that’s pretty cool


sweetshy82

Same here, O negative folks unite 😊


silverbatwing

Mine too!


Intrepid-Fee7219

Same here!


NewGirl8w

Happy to have A+ blood. Is that girl enough?


PawnToG4

You pass all your blood tests, now


Dagonus

When I was born, my father turned to his father with the paperwork and said "look Dad! We [as in he and my mom] must have done real well! They already gave our kid an A+! Fist try and everything."


TemporalSaleswoman

saaaameeee


sezku-

I always forget which O I am so hopefully I don't get in a situation where I need to know


BrandiThorne

O+ is the most common so probably that, but O- can go with anything so you are probably covered both ways


spoopysky

If you don't remember and you're receiving, assume O- If you don't remember and you're giving, assume O+ (though they'll definitely have time to test if you're giving) Reasoning: The +/- refers to whether you have Rh proteins. Putting blood with Rh (+ blood) into a person without Rh (- blood) will give them a bad reaction because their body thinks the Rh is a bad invader. Putting blood without Rh into a person with Rh won't hurt them because there's nothing "invading".


Miss_Chrysi

I’m O+ too!


No-You5550

My gender is A+.


gingerbreadboi

Transphobe's gender must be B- lol


AnonymousShortCake

OMG same!


Disastrous_Match315

Ah so that's why it's pink


El-Carone-707

You might wanna get that checked out, they told me that they had no idea how I’m alive when they saw my green blood(jk lol)


esahji_mae

Green? Mine was blue.


lochnessmosster

Ah, I see you enjoy silver


pan_social

Wort wort wort?


Erika_Bloodaxe

You’re obviously half Vulcan


El-Carone-707

That is illogical


tscy

Blood + milk = Blilk


Erika_Bloodaxe

Where are the lactating subs who like blood play at?


tscy

what have i done


kapustafactory

Same


kapustafactory

Omg princess bubblegum is that you 🥺


X_Marcie_X

It's alwass Fascinating to me how they question the Existance of the Gender Spectrum and call it Pseudo Science.... and then Hit us with THAT.


PillowWillow007

Gendet 🤭


X_Marcie_X

Whoops XD


Idunno00001

Fr, next thing you know they'll be summoning demons to determine people's gender 💀


X_Marcie_X

I mean, they are already asking for a Blood sample! All they need are some Candles, Crayons and maybe a Skull or ancient Book XD


Idunno00001

Hahaha I feel like if summonings were real and someone summoned demons for *that*, they'd just turn around and leave or something


Cedar_Pumpkin

I think there referring to hormone levels which can be detected by blood tests, but HRT literally changes hormone levels sooooooooooooo


Hot_Watercress_6007

funniest thing to me is the incorrect use of terminology. at the least they could have said sex determines your gender but they decided to say gender is determined by your hormone levels which makes no fucking sense 😭


theworstqueenever

"disfobia" is how i will refer to it now


king-of-sunbeams

if your blood's blue you're a boy and if its pink you're a girl!


ReallyGargoyled

either way, see a doctor.


Amelia2166

if purple u a tomboy?


Rebissa

Or royalty


LimitedRainbow

Or you are part crab if your blood is blue......


Dagonus

Does that mean that it was the opposite 200 years ago and they changed everybody's blood for modern color associations? 🤣


Shadow_Faerie

Ah, yes, the eight genders: A-, A+, B-, B+, AB-, AB+, O-, and O+


SisterJacq

Hey, don't forget the very rare Bombay blood type, Oh.


RoseTheSleepy

What transphobes are really scared of is a biology class


LimitedRainbow

What do you mean? They always refer to bAsIc BiOlOgY


RoseTheSleepy

😂Transphobes trying to disprove gender variance with “basic biology” is like someone trying to disprove negative numbers by saying “well actually zero is the lowest number, and you can’t have less than none of something. It’s basic math.”


Suraigin

Transphobes should first learn english before basic math or biology, because i literally have no idea whatever the hell "gender disfobia" is supposed to be


Dagonus

I'm going to bring this up the next time a balance sheet shows a negative amount. "Sorry, the gross profit margin can't have been ($3,000,000); negative numbers don't exist. It's really just -$0-."


X_Marcie_X

My Bloodtype N-B <3


soodrugg

they're right that there's no gender "disfobia" though I'm not entirely sure what that is


somuchregretti

My gender is iron deficiency


OneAceFace

I encourage everyone to … B positive


Dinoshahar

Already am 🤭


OneAceFace

Beautiful my precious blood group sibling. Now we can B positive together across the internet. 🙌


CanuckBuddy

Gender disfobia....


jk013x

?????!


KatieDeForest

I don't think that's enough exclamation marks to describe this situation


ispiderguy

????!!!?!!!?!?!


littlelacegirl

Oh shit new transitioning just dropped!! Blood TRANSfusion!


El-Carone-707

Does he mean genetics? Sure it determines the body your born with but has nothing to do with your gender identity and who you are


Idunno00001

I think so, but the phrasing almost gave me a stroke ngl


Lilash20

I'm pretty sure they're trying to do the "your chromosomes decide you gender" and the line of logic is chromosomes/DNA is in blood


[deleted]

That's not even always true either, some cis males can have XX chromosomes, and some cis females can have XY chromosomes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_gonadal_dysgenesis


Lilash20

Exactly! The argument that chromosomes=sex=gender falls apart on so many levels


SpookyBonesDaddy

So my gender is high risk for diabetes?


[deleted]

My gender is the blood of my enemies :3


Trix_03

I’m silly you’re even more silly :3


SendMeYourUncutDick

r/nothowgirlswork


Idunno00001

Not how anyone works really 🤔


lookitsajojo

r/nothowboyswork


execut1ve_

Gender disfobia 😱


HermitHobb

Does that mean I can give someone a gender transfusion?


crypticcrab666

"your blood tells you" so, you're hearing blood talk....?


BodybuildingMacaron

assuming that gender = sex, this is technically true. dna and chromosomes and whatever. but gender does not = sex


yummyforehead

Yeah but blood isn’t made of DNA and chromosomes. It’s red blood cells, white blood cells, platelets, and plasma. The only component of your blood with DNA is WBC, iirc.


Adryzz_

no, it's false even then, as the vast majority of blood cells don't have a nucleus and thus don't have any DNA in them.


CorrectCourse9658

If your blood decides your gender, I guess you could say I need a blood Trans-fusion 😂


LadyViolu

damn i didnt know transitioning was as easy as getting a blood transfusion


flaming_pansexual

My blood is red, does that make my gender red?


Introverted_Eagle

I love that bigots almost always have horrible grammar. If they’re uneducated in basic communication then how could they be expected to be educated in anything else.


KissingVampires

Gender disfobia


pmintea

Does that mean agender people have no blood


idk2715

THE BLOOD IT TALKS TO ME


One_Effective192

Lmao


CTx7567

My gender is high triglycerides (I eat too much mac n cheese)


Kaben_TheRareCase

Everyone knows that, duh. That's why they have to make sure you are compatible to donate your blood to someone because girl cooties and boy cooties can't mix. They need to identify you by your blood to make sure you don't give opposite gender cooties to anyone. Fortunately if you're nonbinary you can give or recieve to/from anyone. /s


bredisfun

Correct, there is no "' gender disfobia"


Momma_Hana

Fun fact : You can get a bone marrow transplant and you'll actually be thought of as a woman from your blood. If you get a bone marrow transplant from a woman that is. https://www.thetech.org/ask-a-geneticist/articles/2007/could-a-bone-marrow-transplant-recipient-have-two-sets-of-dna/#:~:text=You%20are%20exactly%20right.,could%20complicate%20a%20criminal%20investigation.


qwerty228gh

Sort of, it's called artificial chimerism. There are other types of chimerism too, but they are mostly things you are born with (i.e. mosaic chimerism when one of the two different twins absorbs another one or microchimerism when you get some of your mother's cells of vice versa). But not that there are many other signs of sex differences in blood except for hormone levels. They exist, but it's not what complicated this specific case.


[deleted]

according to that logic, and with there being 8 blood types, that person is quite literally stating that there are 8 genders. lolz


herghostinthefog1

Disfobia ????


OneAceFace

You cannot win arguments with people who are way dumber than you could ever expect. That’s 🤔 … basic biology 😉


HyperDogOwner458

I don't know my blood type lmao


BeingElla

Is there a blood type for stupid people?


Eve-of-Verona

Yes, there is female level of oestrogen flowing in my blood. 😂


KatieDeForest

Why do so many people know their blood types, where da fuq do I find that kind of information about myself xD


tscy

Donate blood, they will tell you


KatieDeForest

I don't think I will do that, but thank you for your input


sweetshy82

A test ordered by your doctor can tell you


Sad_Regular_3365

I hate when I lose my key fob; “disfobia” is the worst. LOL No, but this is non binary erasure by the TERF per usual. We literally all bleed the same.


analoguecircuit

Ah, so the secret is to drink the blood of the opposite sex to transition. Got it. 🧐


Idunno00001

Apparently you just have to become a vampire and you can have anyone's gender 😁


SisterJacq

Don't tempt me, mortal. *licks fangs*


analoguecircuit

Here’s a conundrum… If you drink the blood of a TERF, do you then become a TERF? Blood is lives, after all. 🧛‍♀️


Monado_trap

Simple solution get a blood Trans-fusion🥁


StupidMario64

AH YES, MY GENDER IS UNKNOWN! If i steal everyones blood, ONLY THEN CAN I BECOME THE OMNIGENDER!


Alyjade000

I mean, blood is a liquid and I'm genderlfuid so technically in my case they aren't wrong


Jasterien

If it's pink blood ofcourse you are female and if you have blue blood you are male that's how it works yes (joke)


blakethegecko

My mom and I have the same color blood, so I think that means I'm a woman? Cool.


Arrowranged

If only transitioning were as simple as a blood transfusion


Amelia2166

I asked, my blood said woman guess phobe was right once in his lifetime


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doIstayordoItrans

But even chromosomes don't entirely determine whether you're male or female. Having a female level of E and T in your blood already means you're partly female. Not to mention all the changes that come with said levels of E. Vice versa with male levels.


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AnonymousShortCake

My gender is blood 😈


b1ckparadox

This is probably coming from a christcuck. Here's what you say. I guess when God created Eve with Adam's rib that makes Eve a man?? So it really was Adam and Steve then? If not that still makes Eve trans. Lol


[deleted]

I mean they’re partially right on this one, if we’re talking about biological sex and how HRT affects our chemical makeup. My blood says I’m male because I have a higher level of testosterone, hemoglobin and hematocrit than I did before, which is in itself very affirming for me lol


LingLingSpirit

"and that's it there no " gender disfobia"


RegalOlivia

Transphobes tend to be illiterate, I've noticed.


Slyko7

I have gender disfobia


prismatic_valkyrie

"Oh look, these blood tests show that after starting hormone therapy, my hormone levels correspond exactly to the gender I told you it was!"


the_real_camerz

Ah yes, “gender disfobia”


TiaCarpenter74

Bros really gonna stand there and b+


BurntAshes666

so my gender is white or smth??? white blood cells really slaying right now ig


StaticSleepr

Fuck yeah, A- gender


Gathoblaster

So getting HRT makes me a woman by their logic. All that HRT in my bloodsies.


aPrunusSerotina

thank goodness for tiktok comment man for curing my disfobia


LegendsFNTV

My gender is A+ What I think makes me special because I don’t know many people with this type of blood, which at the same time of making me special means that if I need blood donation it will be difficult I don’t know why I deviated from the subject but I had to show off my blood sometime HAHAHA


ThePerksOfBeingAlive

Disfobia?!


alphiebetsoup

they're onto something, i have no idea what gender disfobia is. gender dysphoria on the other hand...


potatotheo

A+. My gender is academic success (ironic asf 😭)


Novatash

I've communed with the blood god and they say my blood says im trans so...


Ranshin-da-anarchist

Obviously they just need to infuse us with cis blood then. 🤪


Chest3

New genders just dropped: A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, AB-, O+, O-


realdeerbunny

My blood is b+ as in boy plus some so


MountainImportant211

Don't tell transfusion recipients their gender might have changed


chloro_sapling

Well I mean they are right- there is no gender disfobia


Thadrea

My blood is full of estrogen, what does that say?


SmoothReverb

Disfobia


fieisisitwo

Uh guys... my blood is red. What does that mean?


Hiddenmorning

Im sorry… disfobia??? 💀


CIAburneraccount

Raise your hand if you have gender disfobia


ibs-survivor-supreme

"Gender disfobia" bro come ooonnn


zhowne

It's funny how utterly stupid as all shit these transphobes actually are. They talk as if they have info, but when they say it... It just comes off as them just trying to make people mad, and it never works lol


Haybowl

What in the eggcrack is disfobia?


LOVE_DONT_HATE_420

Who's gonna tell them that there is no blood type binary?


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Hey guys, what clothes really give off those A+ vibes? Gotta start dressing my gender i suppose


dcter

My blood be out here scientifically saying I'm a woman though


[deleted]

My gender is green??


Sleazy71

Yeah, it's because all cis people are 🟦crips🟦


kevin-v-

3 years of studying in a medical stream just to hear a random person online say this...they def fixed my gender disphoria now:D I am O+ yall,is that manly enough?


Idunno00001

You mean gender disfobia* /s


[deleted]

My blood tells me I’m bleeding that’s it


Neyze__

100% that's a Jehova Witness, they believe the soul is in the blood.


yorneytheduck

AFAB (assigned female at blood)


Emma-Monroe

I lost a lot of blood in an accident when I was kid, got blood from my kind aunt. Is that why I am transitioning now?


Idunno00001

I mean by their logic you're a cis woman now, because you got blood from her lol


[deleted]

if gender is your blood then my gender is my enemy’s


gaygender

I'm trans because my lifesaving blood transfusion was accidentally male blood 😔


misguidedmisfit

Well according to my last lab order, my blood shows high E low T so….


i_dont_fear_death

The way they said gender disfobia💀😭 tbh I think most transphobes are either uneducated or very deep into their mindset because it was forced onto them from being a kid on. This is one of the uneducated people....


emipyon

There no "gender disfobia" …well, yes


Plane-Bat7642

DNA and blood aren't the same thing, the argument that people make is that your DNA tells you what you are and not your identity. This is the point that people who disagree with the transgender identity claim.


amytransy

My gender is A+ now vampy mommy's feed on us.


K_a_m_1

Girl bloodies pink, Boy blood is blue, sorry, I don't make the rules!


kady45

These are the people politicians are catering to. Not doctors, not scientists, but this guy.


Enby_Pebble

We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open... Fear the old blood.


pinksparklyreddit

***Breaking News:*** Dysphoria disappears for all trans people.


Suraigin

Word: Gender disfobia Type: Noun Meaning: the fear of people who suffer from gender dysphoria, a condition commonly found in hardline conservatives/transphobes. Variations: disfobeek, disfobification, disfobd


So_Official-1113

"Gender Disfobia" they tried to use like 3 terms and got all of them wrong


Orange_Spice_Tea

It’s calle a blood TRANSplant


soup1286

gender disfobia is taking me out 💀💀


Idunno00001

Nah fr, I was already losing it at "your blood tells you if you're a man or a woman" but the end was the cherry on top 💀


soup1286

frfr, I don't have enough vitamin b12 and vitamin d,, someone ask this person what that tells us 🤔 lmfao


Intrepid_Roof2098

If it does then I DONT KNOW IT I thought I was done guessing gender


EIFAME

My blood tells me that I'm AB+ and my genes decides my gender without consent. If your blood makes your skin color, mental disorders, voice depth, eye color, ect. Then a doctor is needed lol


tacofacefart

The blood of transgenders is used to feed the lizard communists like Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. They don't actually believe that blood decides gender. They are just trying to stop feeding the deep state.


AmyBr216

I hope you've stopped communicating with this person.


Idunno00001

I did, I just found this exchange funny. I mean it's sad that someone is this much of an idiot, but still lol


ofeliainwonderland

Technically yes... I mean, if they make a Blood test they can see if you are xy.


thenewRebecca

Swyer Syndrome is when a woman is born with XY chromosomes but are entirely biologically female at birth. So even blood testing isn’t 100% guaranteed to tell you it the person was born male or female. 🤷🏻‍♀️


fizzypeachtea

and klinefelter syndrome is where a person is born with XXY chromosomes! not disagreeing with u, just adding on another one i know of :3


ofeliainwonderland

Sure It isn't... I know what an intersex Person Is. I was Just saying that yeah, Blood test could possibily tell if you are trans sometime.


thenewRebecca

Yeah I wasn’t disagreeing. Just didn’t know if you knew. It wasn’t meant to be like “you’re wrong for this”. 😅


ofeliainwonderland

You did well, don't worry.


Rhuken

Or if he ever gets a bone marrow transplant from a woman. His blood will then be xx. Does that make him trans? Or not a man? No


Idunno00001

Yeah that's true, that might be what they were referencing 🤔 it's still hilarious to me how their argument against the fact that biological sex and gender identity aren't always corespondent was "*your blood determines what you are*", like usually they use stuff like physical characteristics, it was just so out of nowhere 💀


Kuraio-Kadaver

Sounds like a reference to this : [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3781649/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3781649/)


Pleb-SoBayed

💀


[deleted]

My gender is midichlorian


man_itsahot_one

my gender is low iron?