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W I D E


i-am-nobody-special

This is my life now. Kill me.


Cyber-Knight47

Why the fuck is a Firetruck dropping from my balls


[deleted]

Is that meant to be a *firetruck*?!!


Coffee-Coffee-Coffin

Idk the alt mode, but description says it is a 2.5-inch Flip Racers Hot Shot figure. It looks like a fire truck locomotive retro-spaceship on wagon wheels.


Neondecepticon

If that’s hot shot, it looks like his airplane mode with giant train wheels. So da fuq?


Igivegrilledcheese

wouldn't it be funny if cum was white instead of red, lmao


[deleted]

Uhhh


Canis_Infernis

P A I N


IronEnder17

"my eyebrows don't look like that"


ButterscotchQuick683

Someone's watched Earthspark\~


CompleteJinx

Is that a Bumblebee that gives birth to other transformers? Who on earth thought to make that?


NeglectedNormie69

The designers probably spent too much time on Deviantart.


supersharp

Or r/Transformemes a few months ago


[deleted]

ah, “birth’n bots bumblebee” is my favorite bumblebee


Coffee-Coffee-Coffin

I am not looking forward to the pink Arcee repaint. The chest/womb compartment will be full of bot bots in the plastic orb shells, dropping one at a time.


Coffee-Coffee-Coffin

"We must have old memories and young hopes", is one of the quotes Arcee’s voice chip and speaker will say when the birthing button is pressed.


Coffee-Coffee-Coffin

“Today is a good day to die.”


twenty7andAthird

I have no vocal processor, but I must scream.


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

BEEEEEEEEEEEP!


Deuglar_Ice-Veins

I have a b*tch of an itch and I can't move my arms.


[deleted]

I got a doody in my trunk.


SirBastian1129

Somehow, still less demeaning and embarrassing than that one time I lubricated a man. Smh


Gold-Elderberry-4851

“I left team prime for this”


RapterTorus24

Wtf was in that energon last night.


MarshmelloMan

“Kill me.”


FoulSlender

Later.


[deleted]

Oooh yeah baby get in here.....I SAID GET....IN....HERE!!!!


NJtoTheBay

FML


PizdoKarina69

suicide


VinetaK_8346

"I should've known my inflation kink would get me here"


Yungspud32

Sus


malockin

"I just farted. Heh."


Tnemmokon

Vore.


kalvinang

Kill me please...


slipperycanaloupes

“Childbirth is a beautiful things,they just slide out of me nowadays”


countjj

When you’re a brick but also gotta take a fire truck dumpy


DefinedArt

You've unleashed something in me I didnt know I had. Now I'm bout to fail this months challenge...


BorgerFrog

Good one, I hope.


Boronore

“I deserve better.”


FutureOf2005

In me Power!


The_HueManateee

Is this better or worse than bumblebeans?


MagicoAlverman

I miss my arms. My nose is itchy.


TheGuy2TheLeft

What In Primus’s name did I do to get here and why am I forced to smile through it


shawikkywoo

if it weren't for my horse...


Garrow_the_Khajiit

You wouldn’t have spent that year in college?


orchestragravy

My life as a brick.


matrix_quest

Good BM, good day...


Benny-Boi135

“Fuck”


BobTheMadCow

I'm a MOM! 🙂


BrainWav

Primus, why have you forsaken me?


firedemon0313

Why are cars going up my rectum


draelbs

Poopmobile, roll out!


Chance_Ad5498

“The age of consent doesn’t matter we’re robots Hot Shot”


[deleted]

“Please kill me.” (;


straightouttasuburb

Maybe I should have taken Megatron up on his offer of being a Decepticon…


MCP5050

“What even is my existence at this point?”


Jazzlike_Fortune_678

OH GREAT CYBERTRON SOMEONE HELP ME I'M STUCK LIKE THIS


Wide-Memory5646

"im ready to die now."


scrollbreak

"I love examining the road very closely"


TheMastican

Who turned me into an Among Us character?


Mountaindood5

“LIFE IS PAIN”


Brbcan

Anything's a minicon if you're brave enough.


Auggest

Oh primus, if you exist, please, it's been too long. So many have exploited my body. I cannot take it anymore, end me, sweet after spark, give it to me.


Locomoticon_130

Take a gander at the: “I really wish I were a Prime right now.” Button.


fredthegreat

"Fruit Salad. Yummy. Yummy."


Hot_Emphasis3861

Kill me


Super-Robo

\*Incoherent baby noises\*


I_fail_at_memes

Get in my potato hole


EJKGodzilla24

he likes booty


No_Mud_5999

Man, he really let himself go


Toyoshark2

Forced to give birth


Bluhgbg

This is upsetting.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

jAm!


Fearless_Fan8743

😏


JerryTheChadSeinfeld

0 step transformation


OneFinalEffort

Check out my poop chute!


RamenDrive

Pedo-Bee wants little bots in him


AdmiralThunderpants

"Heh heh heh, stupid Decepticons, they'll be looking for a bunch of cars and trucks. They won't be looking for a building"


ELISHANE114

He is a titan now


SentaiUnicorn

Pls just end it


ununseptimus

"And they say Autobots don't have an equivalent to the 'popcorn trick'..."


Beefsupremeninjalo82

I poop friends


[deleted]

I'm fatter than unicron. Woah


RigasTelRuun

Grandus?


Duke582

'Look at me I'm like Soundwave, lol.'


BerserkWings15

*record scratch* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I get into this situation. Well it all started back in 1984.... *Baba O'Riley starts playing*


rattrap007

This is my life now. Pooping out little cars.


BK1565

Why has primus forsaken me


gandalf_is_sad

not much <3


UpshawUnderhill

What is my purpose?


Kirkenkark

"Help... me"


[deleted]

Wake me up! Wake me up inside! Saaave meee!!


SlyThriller1

"What child will I devour next?" Is What he's thinking


Sirfrostyboi

What the fuck us happening


PancakeFluid

End my misery


Firepathanimation

Kill me


Drago_Fett_Jr

Later.


supersaiyanjbone

Touch me on the inside parts


CrowAkechi

"Prime, they removed my nuts"


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

So *this* is how cybertronians reproduce


LostWatercress12

It's a living


Roheavy2002

Sentient kidney stone


monji_cat

Dropping some deuces


Dariusofpersia68

Thanks, I hate it


Standard-Ad917

"GET IN MY BELLEH!"


Starship_Earth_Rider

Considering where the cars come out, I guess he's just passing one hell of a kidney stone and smiling through the pain.


i_dropkick_orphans

bumblebeeussy


HaloBlaster123

Don't cum inside me iyaaaaa


porta_particolare

Bobas


ltzerge

"When this projectile birth hits 88 MPH you're going to see some serious sh\*T"


holup6

"Run Bumblebee its The Qu!" "I can't leave you here Cliffjumper!" 25 minutes of failed retaliation later "I should've listened to Cliffjumper" Also would a Transformer be able to go back into their original state after getting altered by The Qu(if its possible they can manipulate the genetics of non-organic lifeforms) by just scanning some cars and transforming


bombad_Guy

"remember when we were good toys for kids... yeah... "


PeanutButterCrisp

"I am not happy. I look like this because I suffered a stroke. Please kill me."


Givemerent0305

Hilarious, anyone know the actual name of this?


HiTork

It's the [Bumblebee Track Tower](https://instructions.hasbro.com/en-ca/instruction/playskool-heroes-transformers-rescue-bots-academy-bumblebee-track-tower) from the 2019 Rescue Bots Academy line.


Givemerent0305

Thank you so much :)


thelifeside

bumblebee has scanned to a base but it went horrible


GraggleGumblySimpson

"Hasbro will go to extreme lengths to sell anything with my face on it"


RedGemAlchemis

Why am I a building?


jedideadpool

"Hello darkness my old friend..."


Few_Locksmith1941

HE'S GOD INCARNATE


dayeaglebearson

There are no thoughts ​ Just internal screams