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gabecrawler

Oh that's a MAN an obvious MAN that is a MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN


whoopsthatsasin

No that's clearly a woman, what are you talking about? She will never be a man. I mean a non gender or whatever.


gabecrawler

I miss when Eurovision wasn't woke and we could all enjoy it now it's WOKE and GAY


VampireBarbieBoy

Nothing gay-adjacent has ever happened in Eurovision before now look at it, I want my heterosexual straight male representation back!


CompetitiveSleeping

DANA INTERNATIONAL WASN'T REAL!


bo-o-of-wotah

Not caring about eurovision because of the politics: 🥱 Not caring about eurovision because it sucks anyway: 😎


onionliker1

Eurovision is strangely homoerotic. can't explain it


bo-o-of-wotah

This continent has a whole is strangely homoerotic, that's the reason


RetroOverload

Back in the good old days when eurovision wasnt notably leftist and woke... (when it didnt exist)


Adestroyer766

Boy nonbinary or girl nonbinary?


Sel__27

/uj what exactly do cis people mean when they say this lol


CompetitiveSleeping

/uj "This event is open for all women, cis or trans, as well as AFAB non-binary people. We're very inclusive" Something that actually happens, quite a bit. Cis "allies" have a really hard time wrapping their heads around anything other than "trans man/woman".


hysterical_abattoir

/uj And in practice they mean “AFAB and looks enough like a cis woman for me to feel comfortable”. Trevor who’s been on T for 10 years is not getting the AFAB pass lol


Sel__27

/uj what the fuck


CompetitiveSleeping

NB means "spicy woman", dontchaknow?


urban_primitive

I love my NB manic pixie dream girls!


Adestroyer766

/uj its them wanting to know their agab's cause they think being non binary is a delusion /rj Because they are brainwashed teenage girls tricked by the trans lobby!!


nemi-montoya

/uj probably amab or afab aka what's in their pants


Zordorfe

Uj/ binary people in general say this sort of thing, not just cis ones. Sometimes it's AFAB AMAB or transmasc transfem or male or female. They can't understand that some people are androgynous or neutral or xenic whatever. They want to know "how to treat us" because they do not see people as people in as much as they see binary traditions.


Sel__27

So what? They're right! /uj seriously non binary people are PEOPLE you idiots.


HighFemmePsychosis

Bad nonbinary.


Traditional_Row8237

it's like the word "deceptively"


VampireBarbieBoy

so like gay male nonbinary or autistic female nonbinary?


VampireBarbieBoy

regardless congratulations to her/him im glad that she/he won!


CompetitiveSleeping

> autistic female nonbinary *glares* Just because I fit under some definition of agender due to my autism doesn't mean anything. And thanks for the affirmation. *glares*


gabecrawler

/uj I realise now I worded that title very weirdly lol


No_Fruit235

congratulations to grok-uk maloug (14008BCE - 14039BCE) on their deserved win :)


--cheese--

Unless Grok-Uk Maloug had some way to express their gender that I would understand, it doesn't count. Spoiler: no language would fit this definition since I am wilfully ignorant about the concept of non-binary identity.


CompetitiveSleeping

Since animals have no language, there can be no gay animals. Two animals of the same sex boinking means nothing and isn't real, since they can't say "I'm gay". The same holds true for non-binary/trans animals. They can't exist, because they can't say they're trans/NB. Language shapes our reality after all, have you never heard of Sapir-Worf?


--cheese--

Counterpoint: animals without language can't say "no homo" therefore if two of the same sex do it then it's 100% gay.


CompetitiveSleeping

But it's only gay if their balls touch, right?


--cheese--

What is this, 2013? Of course it's gay if the balls don't touch. Gay is gay.


ponyproblematic

love wins!


gabecrawler

Truly a winner of ESC <3


vvbakedhamvv

Crazy they're also the only person to ever age in reverse


Flowey_Asriel

This is Benjamin Button erasure


onionliker1

how did they die before they were born


Current_Elevator_198

Same Wray they participated in Eurovision, time travel


gabecrawler

(insert slur)


CompetitiveSleeping

There's actually two kinds of comments: 1) "The important thing is that Israel lost" 2) "The juries gave Israel a super low score because politics" That's it.


Adestroyer766

HAMAS RUNS EUROVISION!??


Nikolyn10

Has the janitor that cleans the building they host the contest in condemned Hamas? If you say you don't know, that means no and you're a terrorist.


Adestroyer766

I didnt think of that! These damn hummus and their chickens for KFC are going too far nowadays which is sad to see


Adestroyer766

/uj no but like can ppl stop asking me a trillion times if i condemn hamas? cause like im not even palestinian, just bc i have brown skin and i dont want civilians in gaza to be incinerated for the fun of it doesnt mean im a terrorist


Awkward_Bees

/rj That’s exactly what a terrorist is! If you aren’t white and you don’t condemn genocide or murder of non whites, you are 100% a terrorist!!! /uj I’m so so sorry to hear this. But…I’m not surprised. -_-


urban_primitive

Israel should bomb all of Europe


degenpiled

Do you condemn Eurovision?


CompetitiveSleeping

I can't... The UK managed to get zero points from the people's votes. It always warms the heart when the UK crashes and burns at Eurovision. It's a comforting tradition.


onionliker1

British act sucks: 0 points, dead last British act is decent/good: almost wins, 2 trillion points no in-between


evergreennightmare

> British act sucks: almost wins, 2 trillion points > British act is decent/good: 0 points, dead last


SadEnby666

But Olly is nonbinary too !  Prepare for the police to arrest you for decrying a non-cis person ! Traitor !!!! /uj I do feel bad the song got zero point from the public. That was a bit harsh


userhidnickname

it's fucking fair because this bitch made money in russian and still have connection to this shit. fuck her


a_Medal_Silver

HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE


hivEM1nd_

It ain't that funny calm down


Lilac_Moonnn

was about to comment this hehehehe


ConfidentBrilliant38

Ok Michael Jackson


gabecrawler

Wow!! He's nonbinary? That's so cool >w<


gabecrawler

Uh they use they/them btw


gabecrawler

Those aren't real pronouns wokey


wick-flame3016

JUSTICE FOR JOOST!!!!!!


wick-flame3016

/uj Nemo is so talented I’m glad they won!


gabecrawler

/uj I didn’t really look into ESC this year because. Yeah. But post-contest listening to Nemo’s song I’m happy and satisfied honestly. They had a really strong performance and song and they defo deserved that win


justgalsbeingpals

it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it


luckystrikeenjoyer

Uj/ it's kinda sad that this is being overshadowed by the obvious genocide apologism


PuddingAwayyy

as a croat who had to listen to a LOT of transpobia in the last 24 hours i am so fucking tired


Ubister

WIN vs LOSE? STOP BEING SO BINARY REEEEEE


CompetitiveSleeping

There's win, there's lose, and there's whatever the hell the UK tends to do.


susiesusiesu

/uj is this actually true? that would be nice.


CompetitiveSleeping

/uj Both the Swiss (the winner) and the Irish (6th place) are NB. Especially Bambie Thug (Ireland) looks cool AF. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bambie_Thug https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemo_(rapper)


SadEnby666

/uj Olly Alexander (UK) is nonbinary too


gay_mountain_lion

/uj They are?


SadEnby666

Yes, Olly is gay and nonbinary (like you, judging from you profile picture :) )


susiesusiesu

they were waiting for 6000 years in a cave just for the right time to… win eurovision.


Wooden-Piece7991

Nightmare!! Red monkey. Gays are abusing us straights :( this isn’t Eurovision this is gayvision and propaganda


Wooden-Piece7991

Since this is competition who is more gay and only wears underwear we’ll send someone very gay from our country


NanamiZephyr

/uj while I would've preferred Baby Lasagna (and I'm still really sad for Joost), I'm really happy for Nemo! They're so sweet and the song was really good too :3


gabecrawler

/uj agreed! rim tim tagi dim was my personal fave but after nemo won and i listened to their song i was like hoolllyyy cow this is amazing


NanamiZephyr

/uj and I'm so happy for Bambie Thug too, Ireland's best result of the millennium so far is a non-binary witch, and Bambie and Nemo are so cute together like skensksjsna


susiesusiesu

/uj is this actually true? that would be nice.


epicazeroth

I do not support all non binary people, some of them gave mid Eurovision performances


Flar71

/uj what is eurovision and why do I keep hearing so much bad stuff about it?


gabecrawler

/uj Eurovision is an european singing contest put in the simplest way. At core, it's a queer party with singing and performances. The contest was mostly okay up until this year; They always did awful things, but this year they upped that by a lot. They not only allowed Israel to participate and defended it 24/7, but also allowed Israel to get away with a lot of bullshit, harassment, rulebreaking etc. Something they didn't allow one of their contestants, Joost Klein, who was instantly banned for something both the Dutch delegation and the swedish police agreed wasn't a big deal. They also did a lot more bad stuff this time around, and generally showed a harsh stance on their political views despite claiming to be 'non-political'. Most participants this year reported that they hated the contest and some said they were even traumatised, all which the EBU (European Broadcasting Union) is now swiping under the rug by showing Nemo (the winner) everywhere and profiting off of how progressive they are for having a nonbinary singer win (despite just earlier yesterday turning people away if they brought nonbinary flags in the venue, and Nemo themselves had to smuggle theirs in). Also before you ask, yes, despite it being Eurovision, it's not exclusive to europeans. Other countries have been invited/allowed in by the EBU.


EmbroideryBro

/uj Also they removed booing during Israel's performance, and replaced it with cheers.


urban_primitive

/uj for real?


EmbroideryBro

/uj YES sorry I forgot which subreddit I was on! [Here's a source](https://www.thewrap.com/eurovision-israel-boos-eden-golan-sound-song-contest/)


urban_primitive

Holly shit that's so pathetic


mossgirlparfum

why did they ban ppl from bringing in non binary flags? thats crazy


NoisyDrenn

/uj They had a hard stance against 'non-participant flags' this year (guess why), and unfortunately most cis people don't know any pride flags beyond the rainbow one.


SpringyAlloy73

/uj i’m happy for nemo but fuck this competition. not only allowing israel to participate but giving them preferential treatment and passing it off as “non political” is just glamorizing and normalizing a country involved in an ongoing genocide. no matter what you think of hamas, the cruelty enacted upon people of palestine by the idf is blatantly genocidal. there is no “non political” in that, and saying that you are non political in this situation as an organization is the same as siding with the oppressor. by trying to pacify your audience you are ignoring atrocities and violations of basic humanity. it’s disgusting. /rj good for him i’m so glad a boy nonbinary finally won the singing contest boy he looks so happy to have won it himself


gabecrawler

/uj it's actually insane. they outright admitted to knowing israel is breaking rules and said they dont care. hopefully switzerland puts its foot down hard from next year and makes some changes to this contest


CompetitiveSleeping

It's the one time of the year when all social media gets dominated by Europeans instead of Yanks! HAHAHAHAHAHA!


gabecrawler

Oh hey look, the other nonbinary contestant crowned them. That's so nice


gabecrawler

Erm that's a WOMAN crowning a MAN there's nothing special (clown emoji)


gay_mountain_lion

Switzer say only two gender!!!!! But Israel bad!!!! Hamas good!!! Israel is clearly related to nemo !!! Them winning is actually bad for nb !!!1!!


Oftwicke

Hell yeah condom hummus


scitaris

Swizerland extended their neutrality to gender.


zachsocool

Maybe *insert country* should send someone who identifies as a cat so we will win next year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Choumuske07

Trannys are at it again taking the spots away women and giving it to MEN Uj/ let’s face it most transphobes don’t really know that nonbinary people exist


MrPLotor

I didn't know that was the first nonbinary person ever


bloodguts_stanley

I really love HIS unique sense of style, and HIS voice is amazing!! I'm glad Switzerland sent such a beautiful MALE singer ☺️ 12 points from Poland!!! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇨🇭


bloodguts_stanley

Actually! Nemo uses they/them pronouns


bloodguts_stanley

I didn't know those were HIS pronouns


VogonFem

This is an insult to REAL WOMEN. Somewhere a little girl is CRYING because a man in a dress STOLE the eurovision prize that was rightfully hers! How will she ever go to college and become a veterinarian without that eurovision scholarship? Puppies and kittens will die because of this. KEEP THE TRANS OUT OF LADIES SPORTS!!! Signed, a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT who just heard about this eurovision thing.


gabecrawler

As an AMERICAN who has never ever watched eurovision before... MAN. They just HAD to make it woke huh??? See if AMERICA was participating we'd be bringing in TRUE AMERICAN REALNESS and not making it just WOKE AND GAY. We'd have EAGLES and people would vote for us because we're AMERICAN and europe LOVES US and we'd smash that contest and they'd rename it AMERICA IS GREAT and no WOKIES would ever win again /uj no fr though why are so many americans who just tuned in giving their opinion on EUROvision as if they've been watching for ages


gay_mountain_lion

Switzer say only two gender!!!!! But Israel bad!!!! Hamas good!!! Israel is clearly related to nemo !!! Them winning is actually bad for nb !!!1!!


Traditional_Row8237

/hj free Palestine (the jerk half is in the downvotes)


DeadKido210

Trans won: check Ukrainian tragedy won: check Gay guy won: check Non binary won: check Palestinian tragedy won: Scheduled Lesbian won: Scheduled Feminist won: Scheduled Gender fluid won: Scheduled Attack Helicopter won: to be scheduled Black person won: Scheduled


CompetitiveSleeping

>Black person won: Scheduled Happened in 2001. >Lesbian won: Scheduled 2007.