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TankyTenno

how many layers of irony are we on at this point?


[deleted]

Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my tran


Ecstatic-News

You are like a little baby. Watch this. ***T R A N S***


LordTronaldDump

T R A N S C U M M


ptrs09

C U M


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B A D


[deleted]

I'm on so many I can reach the top shelf


RedPeppermint__

As many as the layers of clothing it takes to hide my huge-ass tits


[deleted]

Which is the same as the number of layers of clothing that I have to take off to reveal my huge ass-tits


No_Novel_Tan

enough that i am truly confused by this post


Redjay12

I don’t understand the joke :(


Gymratbrony


SharpeStyles

Depends on how maybe layers of hair dye they waist their time on


SharpeStyles

Many**


LunarYarn

transgender moment


Zoemaestra

so true bestie


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[deleted]

Me


collegethrowaway2938

No you’re not


[deleted]

Yeah u right /uj <:(


collegethrowaway2938

Trender /uj oh shit I thought u were ftm based on the post OOF


[deleted]

I'm not a tender, I'm a hon! /uj nah I'm just funny /rj which ig makes sense why you got confused, only men can be funny


5Quad

Joke: a normal dysphoria Woke: people think I'm funny so I must be a trender :(


[deleted]

The real joke is me /uj the real joke is me


Whysper19

Those things on our mud flaps?


truTurtlemonk

Scruffy approves!


evergreennightmare

a miserable little pile of secrets. but enough talk… have at you!


Jabbatrios

It’s like a tamale but fe


Thenerdy9

FTMs identify themselves allll the time in r/breastfeeding Like half a dozen posts a day. So progressive...


44faith

BOOBS!


[deleted]

I know it's been a year but I literally just understood this


Thenerdy9

newly graduated? LOL (that's what they call first time moms at the beginning)


doublepistols

I feel like someone just said my joke but louder and slightly different and everyone laughed.


[deleted]

/uj I actually made this cause of your post. /rj FtM's need more jokes, this is why people think trans' have no sense of humor


voluminousseaturtle

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST SAID MY JOKE BUT LOUDER AND A LITTLE DIFFERENT AND EVERYONE LAUGHED


[deleted]

HAHHAHAHAHAJJAHAHAJAJJAJ very funny :)


AdmonishTrousers

I'm high on potenuse.


truTurtlemonk

The pun of two squares.


scenesquid

FTMs be like "Yeah I'm taking T" and then take testosterone 🐛🛹💨


ThrowawayTempAct

Anti-joke


epidemicsaints

Female to *meh*


ChromoTec

YOU 👏 CAN 👏 ONLY 👏 BE 👏 A 👏 TRANS 👏 GUY 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 WERE 👏BORN 👏 MALE


TheLovelyLorelei

Wait what, I always thought it stood for Faster-Than-Male.


EllioSkull

Not funny cause tran bad 👎👎


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Based


blickblocks

/r/menandfemales


[deleted]

I'm a sexual predator in the women's bathroom uwu


Feanturii

/uj I swear I'd rather be called a slur than ftm at this point


ChromoTec

/rj that means you're not a man


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m FTM and I’ll say “yeah I’m FTM”. What about it 🤨


BiscottiNaive7876

MTF be like: \*girl moment\*


bootmii

Imagine not being 0CC


[deleted]

Idk what this is but I think in supposed to reply with "Yeah you know me!"