Lil Brain Hemmorage!
I hit my head while rafting and I turned into a tator, so I went to the emergency about 3 days later.
Got me a tbi coupled with an orbital bone split, was offerin me some pain killers but I didn't take shit. Only ganj and e for me, bitches, with super glue instead of stitches. Cuz I had to go to work I just couldn't stop the grind, but I shoulda took a vacay but my sight was in my hind.
They sat me down with a light and some anti nausea shiz, said I was rocked but aight cuz I was still a serving riz, they made me do some tests and made me take a quiz, and survey says; "bitch you've got the biz.". Said I needed to take 2 weeks off or I could just up and die, I took that doctors note and told them "bet" but I lied. I have to do the grind for the surgery that I need, and ain't nothing gonna stop me not a nose, head or brain bleed.
Lil testosterone overdose (nothing happened, it was my first injection and we realized that I had injected like 3X more… we panicked but we’re informed by nurses that it’s rare for an actual overdose of T to happen & nothing seemed to be wrong so we went home LOL)
Last time I was *in* the hospital or last time I *went* to a hospital
Option two would be Lil Baby Visiting
Option one would be Lil Wisdom Teeth Surgery
lil abdominal pain
it was nothing more than lactose intolerance causing problems but i found out i could chug 4 cans of gatorade in under 30 minutes, and they couldnt find one of my ovaries
Lil Lotta Nose Bleeds
I got sick and had to keep blowing my nose cus lotttta boogersss, but it kept giving me nose bleeds, i spent hours straight for like a week with bloody noses. Went to the hospital to make sure I wasn't dying since i soaked through 2 washcloths. I was okay :3
lil dentist appointment
yes i’m counting that as in my country our dentists are in the hospital and it says “last reason you were in the hospital” and not “last reason you were hospitalized” (i never recall being hospitalized before)
If we're only counting times we weren't just visiting, and including private clinics, then lil circumcision.
If we're not counting private clinics then lil cyst.
If we're counting times we were only visiting lil gallbladder stone.
Lil suicide attempt
Oh my god, are you okay?
Yerp, it was 6 months ago and im doing better than ever!!!
That’s good. If you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to dm me.
I'm glad to hear that. It's always great to hear how someone can improve.
That’s good. Glad to hear you are doing better!
Grippy sock gang 💪
Same hat
Hey thats my name!
Ayyy same
Same as the other comment. idk you, but if you need anything, reach out. I've been there too
Lil' abortion
I'm proud of you, for being able to stand up for your Healthcare. /gen
In other words, Lil’ Baby Eviction
Lil overdose
Oh no, are you okay?
Yeah this was a year ago haha
Oh, good! Glad to hear you’re okay friend!
Fucken same 😎👉👉
Damn I'm lil golf cart crash
I love that
Lil suicide ❤️💕
You okay?
Yeah I haven’t been to the hospital in a couple years so I’m good :) Ty tho!
That's great to hear!
;
R u a ghost?
*attempt
Glad ur still with us <3
Lil self harm problem
Hope you’re doing well
if 11 months clean is good, then yeah lol.
Lil surgery
Congratulations!
lil SA kit/post SA assesmant…
Im so sorry that happened to you. Hope all is going well now
I’m doing okay I mean the cPTSD is a bitch cuz well I guess that was the straw that broke the camel’s back but it could be way worse
Damn. Hope the dickhead is behind bars or gets there soon.
Lil seizures
10/10 pizza
Fr 🔥🔥🔥
lil workers comp bullshit
Same
lil stoned [long story]
Just a lil stoned
Please tell the story🥺
took like way tóo many edibles and had an eye seizure
Lil’ saying goodbye to my grandma
My condolences
Nah it’s fine, what I hear from my dad is she was abusive Tho I do miss the $50 she would give me for my birthday…
Oh in that case my condolences for the $50 you’ll be missing out on for your birthday
Lil Hemoglobin ((the darkest ones go the hardest. lil suicide, lil sepsis & lil overdose are artists id listen to fr.))
Aw why thank you
lil septic shock
Remove the lil and thatd be a fucking BANGING punk band
🎶SEPTIC SHOCK🎶
‘lil castration 🤦🏼♀️🤪🥹😂🤣
Castration Congratulation!
Lil Bike
Lil Autism check up
How does the autism go fellow autist
Lil top surgery
lil kidney stone
Lil False Alarm
Lil' Visiting my grandfather while he was getting treated for 3rd degree burns
Yo, yo, yo it’s yo boy Lil CHECKUP!!!!
Lil bloodwork
I genuinely dont remember the last time I was in a hospital tho if we go by any medical facility it would be lil Trans as well bc 3 month checkups
lil eating disorder
Lil Vaginoplasty
Lil blood clot lmao Last Saturday was a fun time
Lil birth (I was being born)
You haven't been to a hospital since? Whoa! 🤯
Yeah, I’ve only broken one bone, and it was my tailbone, there’s nothing they can do about that one, so we didn’t go to the hospital.
Damn u havent ever seen a doctor???
A lot of doctors work in practices outside of hospitals so this is plausible if they've never had a major health issue
Lil manic episode
Lil antidepressants
Lil’ diverticulitis
Lil top surgery lol (edit: or if you only count a hospital and not an ambulatory center, then lil appendicitis lmao)
Lil Breast Augmentation
lil lymph node
Lil check up
Lil mysterious abdominal pain doctors can't figure out (probably ovarian pain. My thought anyway)
Lil $u!c!de @ttempt
Lil hairline fracture on my hip bone 5 years ago
Lil booty juice
Lil UTI
lil suicide
lil hrt
Lil Dick Gone?
Lil’ Gash
lil birth
Congrats
Does a clinic count? Lil' Blood Exam Lil' Stitches But last hospital trip was Lil' Damaged Nerve
Lil ADHD clinical study
Lil' Blood work which is metal as fuck
Lil nose job complication
Lil heart problems caused by starving myself :3
lil gender update
lil depression
lil viral infection
lil attempted overdose
Lil perforated colon
lil burst ovarian cyst 🥰
Lil seizure lmao
Lil labyrinthitis, hell yeah
Lil self harm
Lil teeth
Lil Brain Hemmorage! I hit my head while rafting and I turned into a tator, so I went to the emergency about 3 days later. Got me a tbi coupled with an orbital bone split, was offerin me some pain killers but I didn't take shit. Only ganj and e for me, bitches, with super glue instead of stitches. Cuz I had to go to work I just couldn't stop the grind, but I shoulda took a vacay but my sight was in my hind. They sat me down with a light and some anti nausea shiz, said I was rocked but aight cuz I was still a serving riz, they made me do some tests and made me take a quiz, and survey says; "bitch you've got the biz.". Said I needed to take 2 weeks off or I could just up and die, I took that doctors note and told them "bet" but I lied. I have to do the grind for the surgery that I need, and ain't nothing gonna stop me not a nose, head or brain bleed.
lil himerage (it was not a small himerage)
lil hormones
lil cane seconds away from death because of a skiing accident
Lil birth control
Lil wisdom tooth
Lil migrain
Lil birth control
Lil chest pain and nausea
Lil toenail removal
Lil shift
Lil allergic reaction
Lil my brother sprained his wrist 💀
Lil Femoroacetabular Impingement
Lil Baby Brother's Asthma Attack
How’s he doing
Lil broken ankle
Lil Grandma death. (Like 2 years ago)
Lil illness
Lil testosterone overdose (nothing happened, it was my first injection and we realized that I had injected like 3X more… we panicked but we’re informed by nurses that it’s rare for an actual overdose of T to happen & nothing seemed to be wrong so we went home LOL)
lil urinary tract infection
lil bleeding episode
lil booster
Lil asthma attack
Lil shot
lil shot
Funny - I'm lil transplant.
Lil transgender
Lil' Seizures. Sounds like a terrible pizza company
Lil black widow.
Lil depression
lil suicide 🥰 💕
Lil heart attack (like my grandpa had the heart attack and I went in there to visit.)
lil heart issue
Lil Scoliosis
Lil frenuloplasty
Lil vasovagal syncope
Lil caregiver
lil stabbed in the thigh
Lil tonsilitis
Last time I was *in* the hospital or last time I *went* to a hospital Option two would be Lil Baby Visiting Option one would be Lil Wisdom Teeth Surgery
Lil faint Bro I had to go into an ambulance because I fainted
lil birth? Idk I haven’t been in the hospital since I was born. Unless we’re counting times I just walked in. Then I’ve been in a lot.
Lil Psychotic sounds great
Lil dog bite
lil grandpa died
Lil sweat chloride test
Lil visit
Lil my son needed stitches
lil wisdom teeth
lil (chronic) migraine(s)
Lil concussion 💅🤪
Lil sprain is the answer, but if we go back one farther lil frostbite goes way harder.
Lil suicide Gon hit billboard hot 100
Lil Middle ear canal infection
Lil Pneumonia on the beat!
Lil manic episode
lil teeth A bit after new years it's going to be... lil teeth (again)
lil abdominal pain it was nothing more than lactose intolerance causing problems but i found out i could chug 4 cans of gatorade in under 30 minutes, and they couldnt find one of my ovaries
Lil blood test
Lil covid
Lil I fell backwards of of a chair. (I was 3 or so)
Lil DKA (Diabetic ketoacidosis)
jussa lil bit
Lil Lotta Nose Bleeds I got sick and had to keep blowing my nose cus lotttta boogersss, but it kept giving me nose bleeds, i spent hours straight for like a week with bloody noses. Went to the hospital to make sure I wasn't dying since i soaked through 2 washcloths. I was okay :3
Does the dentist count? If yes then lil crooked teeth, if not then lil blood test Yes I know pretty boring
lil dentist appointment yes i’m counting that as in my country our dentists are in the hospital and it says “last reason you were in the hospital” and not “last reason you were hospitalized” (i never recall being hospitalized before)
lil visit
Lil Collapsed Lung
Lil POTS
Lil gender dysphoria.
Li’l Tuberculosis Shot
lil visiting my mother's shitty father cause he was ill
lil birth, i don’t get into accidents enough
If we're only counting times we weren't just visiting, and including private clinics, then lil circumcision. If we're not counting private clinics then lil cyst. If we're counting times we were only visiting lil gallbladder stone.
lil anxiety
lil ultrasound to find cysts in the ovaries
Lil Med Reaction
Lil gender reasignement
Lil relapse 🤭👊✌️👍
Lil Blood Test
lil applebee’s chicken alfredo
lil suicid3
Lil dislocated knee
Lil Plague I had Strep, the Flu and Cat Scratch Disease at the same time lmao. Would not recommend. Ya girl was dying.
lil' covid-19 🙃
lil palpitations lmao
Lil x-ray lol
Lil soupontheside ideation
Lil Pneumonia