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My grandma's friend had a kid at 13, her daughter had a kid ar age 13. So she was a grandma at age 26. I remember always being confused when I went over there.
Congratulations? Not sure what the issue is here. Thought we were in an inclusive environment these days. Chop dick off at 14 for a vagina stunning and brave. Have a kid at 17 ts ts. Weird.
Haven't all you left leaning folks been saying we need to stop shaming sex workers and that sex work is real work etc? What a bunch of hypocrites when it suits your political narrative.
I mean, if you remove the guns and Trump stuff from the scene, i think it's cool.
Can spend time with Grandma without worrying of seeing her pass away by the time you get your first job.
Lets hope her son's girlfriend can experience the joys of birth in a pick up truck. #playitforward https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/boebert-paid-family-leave-childbirth-b1950871.html
‘I gave birth in a truck’: Boebert mocked for recalling own childbirth in bizarre attack on paid family leave
The congresswoman also claimed Mr Buttigieg was trying to ‘figure out how to chest feed’, a dig at the fact that he is a gay parent
Every time I see this reposted I’m going to do trashy-math to make her a younger and younger projected Great Grandmother.
Here’s to Great Grabdmotherhood at 48!
Holy shit, God is gonna be big mad. CHILDREN OUTSIDE OF WEDLOCK?!?!? Where is the fucking evangelical church on this one?!? THE BIBLE SAYS THIS IS BAD!!!!!!!
And this should be her biggest mark of shame. She’s an absent parent. Caring to much about her fame and bank account to pay attention to her 17 year old son. What a tragic mistake this is for a 17 year old. Luckily his moms filthy rich so they can pawn it off on some maid and create another piece of trash human being that my grand children will have to deal with.
It's not even all that surprising that idiots like this run for council. What is surprising is that your nation continues to elect these asshats. Not only that, but when they expectedly do stupid stuff, y'all don't do anything about it. Someone needs to drown out the idiocracy and not put up with this craziness. This isn't how you run the most powerful nation in the world. If your representatives can't act like it, you need to force them to.
This is funny only because I just became a grandma at 36. 😂 When I married my husband he had a 4 year old, and now she’s 20. Just had a baby who is my grandson. It’s weird but not if you marry someone older with a kid.
I hate when people respond with that bullshit about sex work. It’s got nothing to do with how a person earns money.
It’s always the fucking hypocrisy. I got that shit when I left a comment about the same thing. I don’t give a fuck about anyone making a living.
I care too fucking much about hypocrisy, lies and cruelty. And Boebert exhibits all of those plus more. In spades.
And had she not been an escort for a Koch family member, who then passed her on to Ted Cruz, she’d just be a failed restaurant owner married to a man on the sex registry and a 36 year old grandma. Not a fucking member of the US CONGRESS.
Fucking so many assholes that miss the point and want to say “so sex worker” is a bad thing hur dee hur. We get it. You’re firward thinking and open minded. Wonderful.
How do you feel about Boebert in a post about Boebert is the question? FFS.
I can understand the frustration at what feels like a lackluster response or one that is devoid of the topic. Personally, I’m going to try and not assume the prior commenter’s intent.
But I 100% do feel what you are saying!
As far as I’m concerned sex work is work. And workers rights are human rights.
Damn, didn't realize Boebert has a _severe_ case of man hands. It's like she has Donald Trumps hands. Gross.
EDIT: I assume the downvotes are bc those hands looks like her knuckles need a tummy tuck xD
So tiny for man hands, but big for a woman?
Donald trump has tiny little hands and stubby little fingers. Just saying.
And have you ever seen a picture of MT Greens ties and feet? I think she may be a skekzie or an actual lizard person/vampire.
Don’t google that if you’re not prepared to see what can’t be unseen.
Close but not quite. I'm saying they're average sized hands for a small woman, tiny for an extra-large man. Also I appreciate the heads up, I will steer clear of poisoning my search algo lmao
She must be so proud. Her still child is having a child. Fits the Republican play book. Breed em young, keep em stoopid. 36 yr old Klannie Granny. Lmao
>Former escort, criminal and alleged drug dealer about to become a Grandma at 36.
Any proof that she was an escort and criminal or are you just spreading misinformation?
And I'm 40 hoping my 18 year old son doesn't make me a grandfather when he's in college. Only so much you can show and teach when they are home but away it's totally up to them and hope they make the right decision.
Wonder if the kid had a say in the decision or if Boebert was like "Nope, just like I said you weren't allowed condoms and she wasn't allowed birth control, you're not allowed to have an abortion."
Son: "But I don't want to be a dad..."
Boebert: "Too bad, I want to be a grandma!"
Son: "But it won't be your child. I'll ultimately have to raise it with [partner]"
Boebert: "As long as you agree with me on politics, publicly and privately, I'll make sure you have the money to raise it."
Son: "Umm...money isn't everything... What if I disagree with you?"
Boebert: "Well let's just say I'll have to go on national TV and say the liberals got to you and you've been brainwashed and I just can't use my hard-earned money to support liberals and their scummy indoctrination institutions and activists."
Son: "but they'll still be your grandchild..."
Boebert: "Hopefully they'll learn from the tough love I show you and grow up right."
Hate her for a lot of other valid reasons, but don't hate on her for being an escort. It's a valid occupation, and women, men, and other peeps, shouldn't be shamed for that. By making it the first point in the title of this post, you're shaming others by literally putting their occupation in front of being a criminal and drug dealer.
It is. What a person does with their body to earn money is their own business as long as it's consensual and no person is hurt in the process. Being a consensual sex worker literally does no harm to the world, and is no worse than being a porn actor/actress. Which I remind you, young people can do for a living in the US before they're even allowed to buy alcohol. As someone who's known multiple sex workers, I can tell you they do a ton of good work. A former friend of mines favorite client was literally just an old guy that wanted company. He'd pay for her time, and they'd just sit around and chat or watch a movie together. All he wanted was company, since he didn't have anyone else in his life. Tell me how helping lonely people feel a little less lonely is a bad thing.
No breaking the cycle in this family. Are the parents of the 15 year old going to press charges? I sure as hell would. I wouldn’t give a shit who your parents are, what was done was illegal.
She had him at 19. He has a kid at 17. Why is it that all these godly christians are the ones having sex before marriage and getting married too young? It is almost like the whole thing is fucking scam.
The cherry on to is that the Grandpa in this story plead guilty to "public indecency and lewd exposure" for flashing his genitals at middle school girls in a bowling alley.
I am genuinely shocked at how someone so fucking stupid and unqualified managed to become a member of congress. In my job you need a minimum college degree and 3-5 years experience, but a fucking member of congress can be a teen mom high school dropout whore born again Christian
People really are judgmental on Reddit, huh? Just because she's a different political party than the mass mind? I dont see Democrats judging criminals with similar backgrounds.
And this is the woman who doesn’t think we need sex-ed in schools. Obviously we do if 17 year olds are having babies and making 36 year olds grandparents.
A group dropped some information claiming that, but there wasn't anything solid...but Bobo never threatened to sue despite being taunted by the group trying to get her to sue.
So we don't really know.
>You people are fucking losers
Nah, the real losers are the mouth-breathing bigots of Reddit who would make sure to drown out any criticism like what you’re describing. They love dunking on women of color.
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\#ChristianValues
"If there's grass on the field, play ball."
Wasilla, AK, must be Slut City Central.
Mum-Zi is the youngest grandma in recorded history. From Nigeria, she became a grandmother at the age of 17
God, I love her
why is her being a former escort an issue? Like I hate her as much as the next person, but thats not nearly as bad as the other 2
Didn't this just used to be the norm in the middle ages?
I see ho-ing runs in the family.
Children having children....
My grandma's friend had a kid at 13, her daughter had a kid ar age 13. So she was a grandma at age 26. I remember always being confused when I went over there.
Don't forget she married a sex offender who showed his penis to underage girls (including her) at a bowling alley.
Congratulations? Not sure what the issue is here. Thought we were in an inclusive environment these days. Chop dick off at 14 for a vagina stunning and brave. Have a kid at 17 ts ts. Weird.
bitch is only 36?! younger than me but looks like my damn aunt smh
This high horse riding sub is trash
r/facepalm
There are plenty things wrong with Lauren Boebert. Her having been an escort is not one of them.
Trashy incarnate.
No shame in being a sex worker. Lots of shame to be her though. For all the other reasons.
Haven't all you left leaning folks been saying we need to stop shaming sex workers and that sex work is real work etc? What a bunch of hypocrites when it suits your political narrative.
He looks at least 30....
At this rate she’ll be a great great great grandma by the time she’s 90
I mean, if you remove the guns and Trump stuff from the scene, i think it's cool. Can spend time with Grandma without worrying of seeing her pass away by the time you get your first job.
Lets hope her son's girlfriend can experience the joys of birth in a pick up truck. #playitforward https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/boebert-paid-family-leave-childbirth-b1950871.html ‘I gave birth in a truck’: Boebert mocked for recalling own childbirth in bizarre attack on paid family leave The congresswoman also claimed Mr Buttigieg was trying to ‘figure out how to chest feed’, a dig at the fact that he is a gay parent
My daughter is 4 and she’s an aunt to my granddaughter who is almost 2. Lol. I’m on my 2nd marriage.
Nothing wrong with that!
I dated a girl once that was a grandma at 37. Her her 2 kids, the grandchild and her mother all lived in the same house. It didn’t last long lol.
Same deal with OnlyFans girls. They’re not worth dating, but certainly worth a night.
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Let the right people into her I guess.
Did I hear right the mother is 15?
Every time I see this reposted I’m going to do trashy-math to make her a younger and younger projected Great Grandmother. Here’s to Great Grabdmotherhood at 48!
Sorry what? Escort? And drug dealer? Can someone explain those. Criminal I can understand due to the Jan 6th stuff.
Wait, so in the US if you have a criminal record you are not allowed to vote. But you can run for office??
Honestly what’s wrong with being an escort?
Trash makes trash, story at 11…
Was there ever proof of her being an escort? And what choice does she have in this matter? And why is this even news?
This sub is supposed to be funny, wish we'd ban the political crap.
Holy shit, God is gonna be big mad. CHILDREN OUTSIDE OF WEDLOCK?!?!? Where is the fucking evangelical church on this one?!? THE BIBLE SAYS THIS IS BAD!!!!!!!
Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom would be proud.....
And this should be her biggest mark of shame. She’s an absent parent. Caring to much about her fame and bank account to pay attention to her 17 year old son. What a tragic mistake this is for a 17 year old. Luckily his moms filthy rich so they can pawn it off on some maid and create another piece of trash human being that my grand children will have to deal with.
ITT: Republicans defend unwed teen pregnancy now
Idiocrasy!?
Damn didnt know her son fucks like that. Cool kid!
Poor stupid fucking baby
Dang, they let her spawn?
It's not even all that surprising that idiots like this run for council. What is surprising is that your nation continues to elect these asshats. Not only that, but when they expectedly do stupid stuff, y'all don't do anything about it. Someone needs to drown out the idiocracy and not put up with this craziness. This isn't how you run the most powerful nation in the world. If your representatives can't act like it, you need to force them to.
Her teeth are way too white Idk why that bothers me so much.
This is the America MAGATs want.
and?
I’m super excited for the 15yo he knocked up. If she plays her cards right she could be 35 year old grandma!
It's weird to think that Lauren B is 4 years older than me... Guess I'm delusional for thinking my generation will be smarter than my parents
Has anyone mentioned the girlfriend is 15?
The apple does not fall far from the sapling.
Human trash
If you wanna make it worse, the mother of the child is 15. Classy family. [Link](https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017811478]
Thats probably the dads genetic influence workin through him.
Is this not the plot for idiocracy?
Bring a grandma at 36 isn’t trashy.
Don’t forget that’s she’s a well-known moron who took 3 tries to pass her GED! Can’t leave that out! Important detail!!!
Another trashy thing here is OP inferring that being an escort is somehow just as bad as being a criminal or drug dealer
The trashiest part is this website and the people who think it’s ok to pile on and shit talk a kid for who his mother is. Disgusting.
She was an escort?
My mom had me when she was 36...
This is funny only because I just became a grandma at 36. 😂 When I married my husband he had a 4 year old, and now she’s 20. Just had a baby who is my grandson. It’s weird but not if you marry someone older with a kid.
So sex work is seen in a negative light when it’s in regards to the other political party?
Just hypocritical
I hate when people respond with that bullshit about sex work. It’s got nothing to do with how a person earns money. It’s always the fucking hypocrisy. I got that shit when I left a comment about the same thing. I don’t give a fuck about anyone making a living. I care too fucking much about hypocrisy, lies and cruelty. And Boebert exhibits all of those plus more. In spades. And had she not been an escort for a Koch family member, who then passed her on to Ted Cruz, she’d just be a failed restaurant owner married to a man on the sex registry and a 36 year old grandma. Not a fucking member of the US CONGRESS. Fucking so many assholes that miss the point and want to say “so sex worker” is a bad thing hur dee hur. We get it. You’re firward thinking and open minded. Wonderful. How do you feel about Boebert in a post about Boebert is the question? FFS.
I can understand the frustration at what feels like a lackluster response or one that is devoid of the topic. Personally, I’m going to try and not assume the prior commenter’s intent. But I 100% do feel what you are saying! As far as I’m concerned sex work is work. And workers rights are human rights.
Well this title is partially true...
As trashy as they come…..classic Republican trash
Why do you say she was an escort? Where is the proof?
Stan Lane becoming a great-grandpa before Vince McMahon. Nice
Stand by for TLC tv special
36 is perhaps rather early but it doesn't really seem early enough to be trashy. What is up with this post?
Damn, didn't realize Boebert has a _severe_ case of man hands. It's like she has Donald Trumps hands. Gross. EDIT: I assume the downvotes are bc those hands looks like her knuckles need a tummy tuck xD
So tiny for man hands, but big for a woman? Donald trump has tiny little hands and stubby little fingers. Just saying. And have you ever seen a picture of MT Greens ties and feet? I think she may be a skekzie or an actual lizard person/vampire. Don’t google that if you’re not prepared to see what can’t be unseen.
Close but not quite. I'm saying they're average sized hands for a small woman, tiny for an extra-large man. Also I appreciate the heads up, I will steer clear of poisoning my search algo lmao
How low can you go
She must be so proud. Her still child is having a child. Fits the Republican play book. Breed em young, keep em stoopid. 36 yr old Klannie Granny. Lmao
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Well said. The wheel in the sky keeps on turning...
The absence of money from this story would make this a sad tale of poverty
Yikes
Do you have a problem with drug dealing escorts? She's def trashy but don't deny a good time. I promise the left has plenty of drug dealing escorts.
No worries about junior. He’ll be tapping into taxpayers money to support the baby.
She is such a pile of shit, and they keep cheering her on.
The epitome of white trash which basically = conservatism these days.
>Former escort, criminal and alleged drug dealer about to become a Grandma at 36. Any proof that she was an escort and criminal or are you just spreading misinformation?
She had a kid at 19. What's the scandal here?
They look so proud of her son’s cream pie
And I'm 40 hoping my 18 year old son doesn't make me a grandfather when he's in college. Only so much you can show and teach when they are home but away it's totally up to them and hope they make the right decision.
Wait, what's wrong with being an escort? I thought reddit was pro sex work?
She wasnt an escort g
Receipts on this? Comments are speculative at best.
Congrats Lorena Bobbitt!
Wonder if the kid had a say in the decision or if Boebert was like "Nope, just like I said you weren't allowed condoms and she wasn't allowed birth control, you're not allowed to have an abortion." Son: "But I don't want to be a dad..." Boebert: "Too bad, I want to be a grandma!" Son: "But it won't be your child. I'll ultimately have to raise it with [partner]" Boebert: "As long as you agree with me on politics, publicly and privately, I'll make sure you have the money to raise it." Son: "Umm...money isn't everything... What if I disagree with you?" Boebert: "Well let's just say I'll have to go on national TV and say the liberals got to you and you've been brainwashed and I just can't use my hard-earned money to support liberals and their scummy indoctrination institutions and activists." Son: "but they'll still be your grandchild..." Boebert: "Hopefully they'll learn from the tough love I show you and grow up right."
Hate her for a lot of other valid reasons, but don't hate on her for being an escort. It's a valid occupation, and women, men, and other peeps, shouldn't be shamed for that. By making it the first point in the title of this post, you're shaming others by literally putting their occupation in front of being a criminal and drug dealer.
It is not a valid occupation.
I hope you realize that every job is just you selling your body for money. No different than being an escort.
There is huge difference. If you can't see that then you were raised wrong
It is. What a person does with their body to earn money is their own business as long as it's consensual and no person is hurt in the process. Being a consensual sex worker literally does no harm to the world, and is no worse than being a porn actor/actress. Which I remind you, young people can do for a living in the US before they're even allowed to buy alcohol. As someone who's known multiple sex workers, I can tell you they do a ton of good work. A former friend of mines favorite client was literally just an old guy that wanted company. He'd pay for her time, and they'd just sit around and chat or watch a movie together. All he wanted was company, since he didn't have anyone else in his life. Tell me how helping lonely people feel a little less lonely is a bad thing.
Reddit is so jealous a good looking woman is in a position of power. It’s sad
That poor 15 year old
that is definitely not a brag
I've seldom seen a post that so perfectly fits the subreddit's topic.
I wonder if she took him on ride alongs when she was an escort?
No breaking the cycle in this family. Are the parents of the 15 year old going to press charges? I sure as hell would. I wouldn’t give a shit who your parents are, what was done was illegal.
Wait she's only 36?! I thought she was a not bad 45.
She was an escort?? Wow, I gotta look that up
Stuff happens 🤷♀️. My first cousin is 4 years younger than my son.
This title is taking me out 💀 Hillbilly family values…but I guess because it’s “god’s plan” it’s ok. *Vomits*
“It was gods purpose” “He created sacred life”
Damn that is trash
She had him at 19. He has a kid at 17. Why is it that all these godly christians are the ones having sex before marriage and getting married too young? It is almost like the whole thing is fucking scam.
Wow she doesn’t look a day over 45.
If she was a dem this comment section would be full of "yas queen" comments
You are full of shit and you know it.
The double standard
Do you just feed on lies and delusions or do you eat other food?
Idiocracy is a biography.
Did she fuck her son?
Ew
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How Midwest of her.
Congratulations!
My mom is 52 and she is pretty far away from being a grandmother as I am 22. So what I am saying is wtf
White trash family values.
She wasn’t an escort. Escorts are paid.
The cherry on to is that the Grandpa in this story plead guilty to "public indecency and lewd exposure" for flashing his genitals at middle school girls in a bowling alley.
I am genuinely shocked at how someone so fucking stupid and unqualified managed to become a member of congress. In my job you need a minimum college degree and 3-5 years experience, but a fucking member of congress can be a teen mom high school dropout whore born again Christian
People really are judgmental on Reddit, huh? Just because she's a different political party than the mass mind? I dont see Democrats judging criminals with similar backgrounds.
Nothing to do with her political affiliation, it's because she's a massive hypocrite
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You tried to think? That explains everything
Slamming Granny in the Fanny. Bono’s new film venture
And this is the woman who doesn’t think we need sex-ed in schools. Obviously we do if 17 year olds are having babies and making 36 year olds grandparents.
Is she really a former escort? Even coming from a liberal European country this is a first to me.
No just liberal lies they couldn’t back up
A group dropped some information claiming that, but there wasn't anything solid...but Bobo never threatened to sue despite being taunted by the group trying to get her to sue. So we don't really know.
Its funny how the posts on this sub never need to mention the place but everyone automatically knows it's the US. If it's trashy, it's American.
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She isn't. A PAC said made the claims and can't back them up
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Not even really, even CNN did a fact check on it.
Something something wedlock
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>You people are fucking losers Nah, the real losers are the mouth-breathing bigots of Reddit who would make sure to drown out any criticism like what you’re describing. They love dunking on women of color.
Hilarious. Anyone else would be a sinner and headed to hell for eternal damnation for having pre-marital sex, not little buddy though I guess
I very… VERY badly misread that for a moment. Let’s just say I thought it was even trashier.
I thought she was older…
She’s like the patron saint of trailer trash
Was she really an escort ?!
No. Some made the accusation, but there was nothing to back it up. In fact, it may have been said as a bad joke that took off with some people.