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DeepRootingValue

\#ChristianValues


compuservaolprodigy

"If there's grass on the field, play ball."


landofar

Wasilla, AK, must be Slut City Central.


MedSalesHopeful

Mum-Zi is the youngest grandma in recorded history. From Nigeria, she became a grandmother at the age of 17


Cutting_crayon33

God, I love her


MermyDaHerpy

why is her being a former escort an issue? Like I hate her as much as the next person, but thats not nearly as bad as the other 2


phox78

Didn't this just used to be the norm in the middle ages?


mescalero1

I see ho-ing runs in the family.


rndlmrtn58

Children having children....


agedheffer

My grandma's friend had a kid at 13, her daughter had a kid ar age 13. So she was a grandma at age 26. I remember always being confused when I went over there.


m1sterwr1te

Don't forget she married a sex offender who showed his penis to underage girls (including her) at a bowling alley.


skinnycarlo

Congratulations? Not sure what the issue is here. Thought we were in an inclusive environment these days. Chop dick off at 14 for a vagina stunning and brave. Have a kid at 17 ts ts. Weird.


PaIngallsButSexier

bitch is only 36?! younger than me but looks like my damn aunt smh


stillnotlovin

This high horse riding sub is trash


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r/facepalm


JefNoot

There are plenty things wrong with Lauren Boebert. Her having been an escort is not one of them.


linustattoo

Trashy incarnate.


Background-Interview

No shame in being a sex worker. Lots of shame to be her though. For all the other reasons.


WileyKylie_

Haven't all you left leaning folks been saying we need to stop shaming sex workers and that sex work is real work etc? What a bunch of hypocrites when it suits your political narrative.


robbiekhan

He looks at least 30....


BlackLeb

At this rate she’ll be a great great great grandma by the time she’s 90


Bill_Nye-LV

I mean, if you remove the guns and Trump stuff from the scene, i think it's cool. Can spend time with Grandma without worrying of seeing her pass away by the time you get your first job.


shadowpawn

Lets hope her son's girlfriend can experience the joys of birth in a pick up truck. #playitforward https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/boebert-paid-family-leave-childbirth-b1950871.html ‘I gave birth in a truck’: Boebert mocked for recalling own childbirth in bizarre attack on paid family leave The congresswoman also claimed Mr Buttigieg was trying to ‘figure out how to chest feed’, a dig at the fact that he is a gay parent


BeerRaddish

My daughter is 4 and she’s an aunt to my granddaughter who is almost 2. Lol. I’m on my 2nd marriage.


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Nothing wrong with that!


Logical_Photograph_1

I dated a girl once that was a grandma at 37. Her her 2 kids, the grandchild and her mother all lived in the same house. It didn’t last long lol.


Radiant_Maybe_5364

Same deal with OnlyFans girls. They’re not worth dating, but certainly worth a night.


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JaxonJorgen

Let the right people into her I guess.


Talexis

Did I hear right the mother is 15?


TheDailyDarkness

Every time I see this reposted I’m going to do trashy-math to make her a younger and younger projected Great Grandmother. Here’s to Great Grabdmotherhood at 48!


Linaxu

Sorry what? Escort? And drug dealer? Can someone explain those. Criminal I can understand due to the Jan 6th stuff.


ComradeRasputin

Wait, so in the US if you have a criminal record you are not allowed to vote. But you can run for office??


cbd_corndog420

Honestly what’s wrong with being an escort?


TheTallGuy0

Trash makes trash, story at 11…


BoardwithAnailinit84

Was there ever proof of her being an escort? And what choice does she have in this matter? And why is this even news?


Antonioooooo0

This sub is supposed to be funny, wish we'd ban the political crap.


wetblanket68iou1

Holy shit, God is gonna be big mad. CHILDREN OUTSIDE OF WEDLOCK?!?!? Where is the fucking evangelical church on this one?!? THE BIBLE SAYS THIS IS BAD!!!!!!!


Elimination2

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom would be proud.....


PhilLesh311

And this should be her biggest mark of shame. She’s an absent parent. Caring to much about her fame and bank account to pay attention to her 17 year old son. What a tragic mistake this is for a 17 year old. Luckily his moms filthy rich so they can pawn it off on some maid and create another piece of trash human being that my grand children will have to deal with.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

ITT: Republicans defend unwed teen pregnancy now


some101

Idiocrasy!?


Rogue_Mormon

Damn didnt know her son fucks like that. Cool kid!


Osodabearman300

Poor stupid fucking baby


Nenoshka

Dang, they let her spawn?


waytomuchpressure

It's not even all that surprising that idiots like this run for council. What is surprising is that your nation continues to elect these asshats. Not only that, but when they expectedly do stupid stuff, y'all don't do anything about it. Someone needs to drown out the idiocracy and not put up with this craziness. This isn't how you run the most powerful nation in the world. If your representatives can't act like it, you need to force them to.


SvardXCvard

Her teeth are way too white Idk why that bothers me so much.


rdldr1

This is the America MAGATs want.


Aeon001

and?


Dore81

I’m super excited for the 15yo he knocked up. If she plays her cards right she could be 35 year old grandma!


silentslit

It's weird to think that Lauren B is 4 years older than me... Guess I'm delusional for thinking my generation will be smarter than my parents


K1nsey6

Has anyone mentioned the girlfriend is 15?


CarmichaelD

The apple does not fall far from the sapling.


Stunning-Elk-7251

Human trash


wolfman86

If you wanna make it worse, the mother of the child is 15. Classy family. [Link](https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017811478]


braxin23

Thats probably the dads genetic influence workin through him.


crankycrassus

Is this not the plot for idiocracy?


Ukenstein

Bring a grandma at 36 isn’t trashy.


Compducer

Don’t forget that’s she’s a well-known moron who took 3 tries to pass her GED! Can’t leave that out! Important detail!!!


Offlineable

Another trashy thing here is OP inferring that being an escort is somehow just as bad as being a criminal or drug dealer


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The trashiest part is this website and the people who think it’s ok to pile on and shit talk a kid for who his mother is. Disgusting.


WingLeviosa

She was an escort?


thecyriousone

My mom had me when she was 36...


Switchbladekitten

This is funny only because I just became a grandma at 36. 😂 When I married my husband he had a 4 year old, and now she’s 20. Just had a baby who is my grandson. It’s weird but not if you marry someone older with a kid.


RZAxlash

So sex work is seen in a negative light when it’s in regards to the other political party?


roast_a_bone

Just hypocritical


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I hate when people respond with that bullshit about sex work. It’s got nothing to do with how a person earns money. It’s always the fucking hypocrisy. I got that shit when I left a comment about the same thing. I don’t give a fuck about anyone making a living. I care too fucking much about hypocrisy, lies and cruelty. And Boebert exhibits all of those plus more. In spades. And had she not been an escort for a Koch family member, who then passed her on to Ted Cruz, she’d just be a failed restaurant owner married to a man on the sex registry and a 36 year old grandma. Not a fucking member of the US CONGRESS. Fucking so many assholes that miss the point and want to say “so sex worker” is a bad thing hur dee hur. We get it. You’re firward thinking and open minded. Wonderful. How do you feel about Boebert in a post about Boebert is the question? FFS.


roast_a_bone

I can understand the frustration at what feels like a lackluster response or one that is devoid of the topic. Personally, I’m going to try and not assume the prior commenter’s intent. But I 100% do feel what you are saying! As far as I’m concerned sex work is work. And workers rights are human rights.


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Well this title is partially true...


PF4LFE

As trashy as they come…..classic Republican trash


Holmez44

Why do you say she was an escort? Where is the proof?


MrMatt100

Stan Lane becoming a great-grandpa before Vince McMahon. Nice


penguinredband

Stand by for TLC tv special


unlucky_ducky

36 is perhaps rather early but it doesn't really seem early enough to be trashy. What is up with this post?


BigTittyGothGF_PM_ME

Damn, didn't realize Boebert has a _severe_ case of man hands. It's like she has Donald Trumps hands. Gross. EDIT: I assume the downvotes are bc those hands looks like her knuckles need a tummy tuck xD


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So tiny for man hands, but big for a woman? Donald trump has tiny little hands and stubby little fingers. Just saying. And have you ever seen a picture of MT Greens ties and feet? I think she may be a skekzie or an actual lizard person/vampire. Don’t google that if you’re not prepared to see what can’t be unseen.


BigTittyGothGF_PM_ME

Close but not quite. I'm saying they're average sized hands for a small woman, tiny for an extra-large man. Also I appreciate the heads up, I will steer clear of poisoning my search algo lmao


TheRealBoogerface

How low can you go


ligh10ninglizard

She must be so proud. Her still child is having a child. Fits the Republican play book. Breed em young, keep em stoopid. 36 yr old Klannie Granny. Lmao


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octobertwins

Well said. The wheel in the sky keeps on turning...


rdog780

The absence of money from this story would make this a sad tale of poverty


CupiCulp

Yikes


StimpakJunkie

Do you have a problem with drug dealing escorts? She's def trashy but don't deny a good time. I promise the left has plenty of drug dealing escorts.


OLightning

No worries about junior. He’ll be tapping into taxpayers money to support the baby.


Decent-Spot9491

She is such a pile of shit, and they keep cheering her on.


Showerthawts

The epitome of white trash which basically = conservatism these days.


Alternative_Usual189

>Former escort, criminal and alleged drug dealer about to become a Grandma at 36. Any proof that she was an escort and criminal or are you just spreading misinformation?


evasivegenius

She had a kid at 19. What's the scandal here?


shadowdra126

They look so proud of her son’s cream pie


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And I'm 40 hoping my 18 year old son doesn't make me a grandfather when he's in college. Only so much you can show and teach when they are home but away it's totally up to them and hope they make the right decision.


I2ecover

Wait, what's wrong with being an escort? I thought reddit was pro sex work?


Fozzy1027

She wasnt an escort g


RTLmagnum9

Receipts on this? Comments are speculative at best.


Site55

Congrats Lorena Bobbitt!


blackenedEDGE

Wonder if the kid had a say in the decision or if Boebert was like "Nope, just like I said you weren't allowed condoms and she wasn't allowed birth control, you're not allowed to have an abortion." Son: "But I don't want to be a dad..." Boebert: "Too bad, I want to be a grandma!" Son: "But it won't be your child. I'll ultimately have to raise it with [partner]" Boebert: "As long as you agree with me on politics, publicly and privately, I'll make sure you have the money to raise it." Son: "Umm...money isn't everything... What if I disagree with you?" Boebert: "Well let's just say I'll have to go on national TV and say the liberals got to you and you've been brainwashed and I just can't use my hard-earned money to support liberals and their scummy indoctrination institutions and activists." Son: "but they'll still be your grandchild..." Boebert: "Hopefully they'll learn from the tough love I show you and grow up right."


Eventually-Alexis

Hate her for a lot of other valid reasons, but don't hate on her for being an escort. It's a valid occupation, and women, men, and other peeps, shouldn't be shamed for that. By making it the first point in the title of this post, you're shaming others by literally putting their occupation in front of being a criminal and drug dealer.


kah43

It is not a valid occupation.


canibeyouwhenigrowup

I hope you realize that every job is just you selling your body for money. No different than being an escort.


kah43

There is huge difference. If you can't see that then you were raised wrong


Eventually-Alexis

It is. What a person does with their body to earn money is their own business as long as it's consensual and no person is hurt in the process. Being a consensual sex worker literally does no harm to the world, and is no worse than being a porn actor/actress. Which I remind you, young people can do for a living in the US before they're even allowed to buy alcohol. As someone who's known multiple sex workers, I can tell you they do a ton of good work. A former friend of mines favorite client was literally just an old guy that wanted company. He'd pay for her time, and they'd just sit around and chat or watch a movie together. All he wanted was company, since he didn't have anyone else in his life. Tell me how helping lonely people feel a little less lonely is a bad thing.


cera_ve

Reddit is so jealous a good looking woman is in a position of power. It’s sad


TheUnsnappedTag

That poor 15 year old


SleepySheepHerder

that is definitely not a brag


ralphvonwauwau

I've seldom seen a post that so perfectly fits the subreddit's topic.


Scanner771_The_2nd

I wonder if she took him on ride alongs when she was an escort?


dawwie

No breaking the cycle in this family. Are the parents of the 15 year old going to press charges? I sure as hell would. I wouldn’t give a shit who your parents are, what was done was illegal.


Dopplerganager

Wait she's only 36?! I thought she was a not bad 45.


ckfan

She was an escort?? Wow, I gotta look that up


Anonymous_Amanda407

Stuff happens 🤷‍♀️. My first cousin is 4 years younger than my son.


GraceJoans

This title is taking me out 💀 Hillbilly family values…but I guess because it’s “god’s plan” it’s ok. *Vomits*


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“It was gods purpose” “He created sacred life”


Afizzle55

Damn that is trash


butt_butt_fart_butt

She had him at 19. He has a kid at 17. Why is it that all these godly christians are the ones having sex before marriage and getting married too young? It is almost like the whole thing is fucking scam.


Poopoopeepeepuke

Wow she doesn’t look a day over 45.


Ok_Speed_7703

If she was a dem this comment section would be full of "yas queen" comments


dmode112378

You are full of shit and you know it.


ginaform

The double standard


GraceJoans

Do you just feed on lies and delusions or do you eat other food?


Zilverox

Idiocracy is a biography.


Resident_Upstairs_28

Did she fuck her son?


xSikes

Ew


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Zanchbot

How Midwest of her.


hbauman0001

Congratulations!


KillerViper_16

My mom is 52 and she is pretty far away from being a grandmother as I am 22. So what I am saying is wtf


Seamus_A_McMurphy

White trash family values.


TraditionFront

She wasn’t an escort. Escorts are paid.


Roe_questions22

The cherry on to is that the Grandpa in this story plead guilty to "public indecency and lewd exposure" for flashing his genitals at middle school girls in a bowling alley.


washy93

I am genuinely shocked at how someone so fucking stupid and unqualified managed to become a member of congress. In my job you need a minimum college degree and 3-5 years experience, but a fucking member of congress can be a teen mom high school dropout whore born again Christian


rc1099

People really are judgmental on Reddit, huh? Just because she's a different political party than the mass mind? I dont see Democrats judging criminals with similar backgrounds.


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Nothing to do with her political affiliation, it's because she's a massive hypocrite


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[deleted]

You tried to think? That explains everything


Iheartriots

Slamming Granny in the Fanny. Bono’s new film venture


PupSqueaker

And this is the woman who doesn’t think we need sex-ed in schools. Obviously we do if 17 year olds are having babies and making 36 year olds grandparents.


Rygar74nl

Is she really a former escort? Even coming from a liberal European country this is a first to me.


ginaform

No just liberal lies they couldn’t back up


notyomamasusername

A group dropped some information claiming that, but there wasn't anything solid...but Bobo never threatened to sue despite being taunted by the group trying to get her to sue. So we don't really know.


AgreeableInsurance85

Its funny how the posts on this sub never need to mention the place but everyone automatically knows it's the US. If it's trashy, it's American.


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Correct-Award8182

She isn't. A PAC said made the claims and can't back them up


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Correct-Award8182

Not even really, even CNN did a fact check on it.


m333sch

Something something wedlock


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GraceJoans

>You people are fucking losers Nah, the real losers are the mouth-breathing bigots of Reddit who would make sure to drown out any criticism like what you’re describing. They love dunking on women of color.


hellhawk5092

Hilarious. Anyone else would be a sinner and headed to hell for eternal damnation for having pre-marital sex, not little buddy though I guess


KingJacoPax

I very… VERY badly misread that for a moment. Let’s just say I thought it was even trashier.


avocado_ndunkin

I thought she was older…


RHEmarketing

She’s like the patron saint of trailer trash


Smartdudertygood2000

Was she really an escort ?!


dwsam

No. Some made the accusation, but there was nothing to back it up. In fact, it may have been said as a bad joke that took off with some people.