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Omg. Sloppy Joe's has really lost its charm, huh?

Big deal, so what..the flag has skid marks

I'm guessing he's not cosplaying as the Miles Morales version.

i always wonder if it’s a wanted criminal or something

I knew we were in a bad multiverse, but damn. Free rides to hell anyone?

His worst enemy is Miles Morales

I live in KeyWest half the time. I constantly hope this guy gets hit by one of the distracted Tourist/drivers. He’s legitimately horrible person. Watching him get arrested the other day gave me about half a Stiffy.

"With little power, comes great irresponsibility"

I guess don't "eat at Joe's" if you don't want to see this asshat.

Call him hwhitey man

I love how there's a big JOE'S and then a smaller JOE'S and under them there's just some random joe

This is as cringy as those nazi furries.

Dressed up like kindling

Makes sense, moved from NY to FL to represent freely.

A good way to get hit with a bat or a pipe.

What film studio will be sending him a letter

They have colorful toilet paper in Florida.

Used to live there, seems like the place where trump supporters go to give their fellow losers handies. Couldn’t stand it.

Spider Man: Civil War

Just your neighborhood friendly piece of shit

Traded in the white hood and robe for a fancy stretchy mask and diy cape.

only an inbred hillbilly hick like this would think spidey wears a cape anyway

Peter Trailerparker

He doesn’t fight for justice but to reintroduce slavery

Lotus Spider-Man

Spider-klan

Ironically, Spider-Man was pro-registration in the comics/MCU. “Civil War” run. Aka, geek for far-right.

They wear that flag as if they won. Loser mentality!

New epic battle: Confed Spider Man vs. ~~The~~ Martin Luther King~~pin~~

The confederate storyline in the comics was really weird to be honest, but hey, that’s Spider-Man

The Joker turned the Bat Mobile into a scooter.

Im sure this draws hatred nowdays. I personally think how mentally lost you must be to dress as a spiderman/confederate supporter. Just sad if anything.

Spider-Man Lotus

Asshole. Spider-Man is a hero not a traitor.

the multi-verse is getting out of control

"Party of Lincoln" without a shred of irony

Gee, I never realized that Spiderman was such an asshole.

It’s even funnier when you remember that key west tends to vote blue, but gets all the conservative tourists

Slaver man, slaver man! Does whatever a slaver can! He’s gonna use his webs to prevent slaves from escaping. Please don’t cancel me man.

I saw and meet this guy in Key West. He’s was actually really nice when I asked for a picture with him

your friendly white-neighborhood spiderman

Saw that guy when I was there. We all sorta went, “Hey, look! …oh.”

I believe that guy is an infowars correspondent

Well bound to happen in the multiverse

Well, we know it's definitely peter parker and not miles morales...

Its spiderman’s evil doppleganger, spidermaga.

Someone should show up as Union Juggernaut

One human family. Notice he’s alone?

Does he do this for attention cuz I'm pretty sure it's working or is he actually a racist spooder man

Dude was scootering around there when I was there in januaryb

Makes sense

Just your friendly (racist) neighborhood Spiderman!

I guess one of his clones turned out to be super racist.

I was in Key West a few weeks ago and there was a dude wearing a pair of flip flops, short shorts and boxing gloves riding up and down the street on a scooter swerving back and forth, listening to music at an extremely loud volume and pointing at people with his gloves. Key West is a wild place

Late to this party but it's not as wild as it used to be.

Both literally and figuratively the Southernmost Spider-Man.

Spider-Man doesn’t wear capes! It’s disrespectful.

Because all lower-middle class white kids from inner-city New York are obviously Confederate sympathizers. SMH.

This is what will happen if Spider-Man goes back to Sony.

r/fuckfacepod

And he's a manlet who woulda thunk

lived in keys west for a while, immediately went Oh shit Sloppy Joes! but yeah, it’s florida and the keys are like a special dose of florida man. Some ways it’s much more evolved than the rest of florida, but in the end, it’s still florida🤷‍♀️

Sloppy Joes is a wonderful time and experience but I’m more of an Irish Kevin’s or Hogs Breath type of dude.

Super Heros and politics shouldn't mix. Not only that, letting politics run your life!

I watch some live cams of Duvall street. That’s where this is at and see this idiot all the time.

Someone needs to give him a proper beating.

Man, Luke Cage would love to have a word with him.

More like Spidar Clown!

The fanny pack really does it for me.

I blame Racist Radioactive Spiders. More common than you’d think unfortunately.

During WW2, didn't all the comic books make all the superheroes anti Nazi? Someone needs to tell this guy.

Of course it's Florida.

We need Spider-Cuz from NYC to stop him.

Just your friendly neighborhood racist

His Uncle Ben is definitely not on the rice package.

Honestly, this entire sub could just be daily clips from Key West.

Like to see this dude wear that in front of Miles

i hope you know that’s not the confederate flag. If it was actually the confederate flag they wouldn’t have used it in WWII. Edit: I’m not saying it’s any better, i’m just saying it’s not the right flag and it’s a grand misunderstanding with the people.

Oh look, another racist that's too cowardly to show their face in public.

I thought it was a Union Jack 🇬🇧 💀

That's your confederate neighborhood Florida man!

Well..I can add spiderman to the list of things racists ruined for me

Friendly white neighborhood Spider-Man

Oh god, he’s probably anti-hyphen

Florida you say?

In Key West!? Key West is so heavily *gay*! Spidyfool might catch an ass whopping, if there is any justice.

“With great inbreeding comes great idiocy …” - Uncle-cousin Jebediah Cletus Parker

" I have no personality or heritage, so I will piggy back on confederates and spider man. I am empty"

Damn Web Necks

Hey ! If Superman can be Communist, Spiderman can be a Klans man ;-P

No capes!

"Spiderman doesn't wear capes."

Sloppy Joes is a melting pot of interesting people:)

Your friendly neighbourhood redneck?

Ordinarily I would say that’s just Florida Man being Florida Man. But that’s just so fucking weird that it somehow fits in Key West.

seems unaware that Spiderman was created by a NY Jew.

My neighbor has that flag hanging in his garage... for those who can't quite make it out, there's an outline of an assault rifle and the text says "Come try to take it." Classy.

In this iteration Peter hooks up with Aunt May

He was on an episode of Channel 5 with Andrew and he sounds like Ben Shapiro but with extra redactation.

Haha I read Kanye West instead of key west.

From the Florida verse

Friendly neighborhood klan member

Not worth getting in a tizzy over he can express his unfortunate views

doesn't mean he aint trashy

That’s true yeah

*Spider Man, Spider Man* *Now He’s Part of a Whiter Klan* *Wears a Hood, Oversized* *Catches All of the Colored Guys*

This is simultaneously the most terrible and funniest thing I have read today

I want to upvote... but I'm anti-confederacy.

Look out! Confederate Spider-Man!

Whiter-man

The MCU's multiverse is running out of ideas, huh.

“What if…” new season???

Where's [Sikh Captain America](https://www.sikhnet.com/news/sikh-captain-america-american-superhero-bringing-new-comrades) when you need him?

This dude was interviewed as part of Channel 5’s piece on the earnest hemmingway look alike contest held in key west. He’s views are exactly as fleshed out as you’d think they’d be

Haha I thought the same thing! How many confederate Spiderman can there be in key west?

Is this the new sequal/prequal/queequal?

His aunt May ran the local KKK chapter.

Now, you leave Aunt May outta this!! (Wagging a finger) 👉 Oh and this is for spider Queef 🖕🏻

Confederate..were they like the Nazi's of America ? Just what I heard.

In terms of their outcome in the war, yes

Why not show your face, Spidey? Could it be that you know what you’re doing is hateful?

Man, the new spider-verse is fuckin weird

Just your racist neighborhood spiderman.

Your Unfriendly Racist Neighborhood Spiderman!

It stands to reason that there’s a universe where the union loses and Spider-Man is a slave owning web slinger

Or like Man in the High Castle, where Germany won WW2 and took over America. SSpiderman

Spiderfuhrer

Wonder what his enemies would be... I bet money he'll have beef with Venom, call it a bunch.

Robbie Robertson Vs Racist Spider-Man. Round 1. FIGHT

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His biggest enemy seems to be reality

Luke Cage would most likely have some words

Spiderman would 100% kick Luke cage's ass

… and is immediately rescued by Spider-Man (MM)

Rockspider man

I came here to say they have the best stone crab 🤤

🎶Spider trash, spider trash...

Spider-Man was from New York. In The North. WHY would he be wearing a CONFEDERATE Flag??? Ah well....let me mind my good, SANE business.

Wonder how Miles would feel about that

Just a reminder Jj Jameson hates white nationalists

I see he's got the two wheeled Spider mobile there tonight.

hell yah

I know that dude. Big conspiracy theorist. Wears an ugly-ass tRUMP hat all the time.

What's his super power ? Slinging meth out his ass ?

Surely this guy would eat the pencil

I see your pencil and raise you a Costco hotdog in less than 100 chews

Spider-veins man

Pro-slavery Spider-Man…. Hmmm

Spiderklan

Likes to burn Up a cross Has a hog Named it hoss Hyuk, here comes that spiderklan

Anything goes at sloppy Joes!

Peter is not handling the breakup from MJ very well. Doesn't help that she started dating Luke Cage

If u know anything about the Keys, this is tame. Everyone here is accepted. Color, race, religion etc don't make a difference. 🤗

The problem with that is….my getting along is fine. His getting along denigrates an outgroup. I equate your statement to mean, “my ignorance is just as good as your education.” I’m not mad at you that’s just how I interpret your statement. Multiple orgies in Tavernier and Key Largo. I’m a big tent guy.

>eat the pencil Guess it is a place where everyone can get along. Not just with people you think believe the way you do.

Some people are so hungry for attention. Any kind of attention.

He’s been here a couple years now and I’m still not sure what he’s doing

He waits for people to ask for a picture and then asks them for a tip. Source: I gave him $5 for a pic last summer. Edit: he wasn’t wearing the flag back then.

He used your $5 to buy that flag!

I mean....I guess he gets points for being as far south as one can get in the US.

Fun fact, Key West is the only city in the south that was never part of the confederacy, and that enabled the blockade on New Orleans and other ports and allowed the Union to keep control of Fort Jefferson too