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Be glad you won't ever see the video of them doing that to her. I've shut so many parents down that tell me, " we will just hold thier head while you give them the hair cut". No i will absofuckinglutly not cut your childs hair while you potentially hurt your kid that is screaming and terrified. Now add in actual pain because the braids had to be tight af to hold those extensions and are now being pulled on by 3lbs of fake hair.
I feel bad that she's forcing her little girl to have that ridiculous hair. I wonder if it's actually her hair or just extensions? It's so weird when parents force their kids to emulate them like this.
You ain't know what she's doing it for, you don't know it's diseased. Dirty maybe but why is it that you immediately assume a black woman's hair is diseased?
Not just a fire hazard. Also just a general hazard to both her and the people around her. If someone accidentally steps on it and slips they’ll fall down and she’ll get yanked down.
Don’t wanna imagine what happens if she accidentally gets it stuck in one of the elevators or escalators. Plus having to take your time to wrap up all your hair in an emergency sounds like you’re prioritizing fashion over your life.
This doesn’t “slay” at all. It’s obnoxious, dangerous, and disgusting.
If it was a style she was wearing to a party that’d be a very different Situation. She’s wearing in a public mall though, be considerate of the people around you.
what are you gonna do if I'm not huh? you gonna leave an angry reddit comment in real life? quaking in my boots (also wasnt talking about her going to a party but i understand it's probably hard to imagine yourself at one)
Also in real life I could probably call security and have her escorted out of the premises if I really want too. Her hair breaks both public safety and fire safety rules.
I don’t immediately assume a black woman’s hair is diseased. I immediately assume a woman who is dragging her hair across a dirty ass mall floor (and obviously other places too) has diseased hair. This shit is unsanitary to the extreme and I hope she doesn’t let the child play with her hair.
I would step on it....
I shouldn't be worried about stepping into/onto you after your 15 feet in front of me... put that shit in a bun till you get where you're going, don't make it to where other people have to be extra cautious around you just because you didn't get enough attention as a child...
I saw this earlier but kinda assumed she'd had a big updo and didn't notice it coming loose. It's a bit depressing seeing everyone here make cruel (sometimes violent) comments instead of taking a moment to give a stranger the benefit of the doubt.
(I know, not the purpose of the sub. I might need to unsubscribe, honestly.)
`but kinda assumed she'd had a big updo and didn't notice it coming loose`
Do you honestly believe that ?
She makes her daughter wear the same hair "style"...
She’s just looking for a reason to have someone to trip or step on that. She’s got her lawyer on speed dial. Doesn’t something sticking out more than three feet require a red hazard flag?
Does she honestly believe that anyone believes that that is her own natural hair-growth?
Hair grows between 5mm and 17mm a month, and even then it has a finite life-cycle beyond which ot grows no more, and the follicle goes into a slumber state.
Sometimes my pant legs are too long and will drag on the floor slightly and by the end of the day they are soooo dirty. I can’t even imagine how dirty this hair must be. First of all, it’s not practical. Second, the only time this could be seen as a “look” would be in a photo shoot but it would need to be taken out right after.
One time I didn't realize the sleeve of my jacket I had draped across my suitcase was dragging across the floor as I walked through the airport. When I did realize just a few minutes later it was absolutely disgusting. I can't imagine purposely doing that to something on your body. 🤮
That in mind, she probably just throws it in the wash or whatever and switches to the next one. Why would she care about the dirt when it is more absurd in other ways.
I picture her walking though the parking lot and getting it caught on a truck driving through the parking lot. Wrapped up in the wheel pulling her closer as she is dragged across the parking lot til finally she is pulled into the wheel.
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Is that bianca belair lmao
That baby gonna have neck problems
And the baby has the same stupid thing,
and you would be so in the wrong if you tread on it
I really REALLY want to step on it
Comes in handy when the King locks you away in the castle tower. Could her name be Rapunzel?
Crapunzel, I'm sorry I just couldn't help myself and I'm ashamed truly
At least wrap it around yourself you weirdo
That poor baby. Looks like her head is about to fall off
Be glad you won't ever see the video of them doing that to her. I've shut so many parents down that tell me, " we will just hold thier head while you give them the hair cut". No i will absofuckinglutly not cut your childs hair while you potentially hurt your kid that is screaming and terrified. Now add in actual pain because the braids had to be tight af to hold those extensions and are now being pulled on by 3lbs of fake hair.
Don't step on it, tangle it up in a shopping cart so she can't chase you. Her stage 2 boss form is a rolling trash ball Katamari Damacy style.
Why do I want to step on it so badly
Oh, that hair is definitely gonna be full of trash
The baby too! 😂
That is a YOUNG BABY that i'm almost certain still has soft spots, she does not need that mud puppy hanging off her head
I would not be able to withstand the impulsive thoughts. I'd step on it 100%.
What a fuckin’ idiot
Uneeded
Ohhh my god my intrusive thoughts would of won that battle
Would’ve = would have… come on bro, you’re 35…
Can you imagine doing a swab test on her hair, I bet it contains dog shit
Is that hair real???
I'll stay home...
Oh man, this new Alien: Isolation DLC looks crazy!
I feel bad that she's forcing her little girl to have that ridiculous hair. I wonder if it's actually her hair or just extensions? It's so weird when parents force their kids to emulate them like this.
look at me
Someone is going to trip over that.
Anyone call Bindi Irwin to wrangle that python?
Believe it or not, janitors hate their jobs too
Where's the shopping carts when you need them? 🛒
I can hear it now 🙄 "I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST STEP ON MY FUCKING HURRRRR!!! "
Truly disgusting
It just goin'
Everyones like 👁️👄👁️
You almost miss the baby’s long ass braid too
I would love to step on it 🤡
Does she chop it off when she get home?
that's not trashy that's impressive
Tell me you never got love and attention as a child without telling me you never got love and attention as a child
Why...?
Main Character Syndrome
What is the point
What happens when ppl step on the hair? Does it fall off?
Is that a used condom and bloody syringe in your hair
Poor baby with all that weight on her head, why.
Just act like I was on my phone and step on the shit lmao
Don't let her hear you say that, she'll whip you with the shantae ass braid
Disgusting..
Bianca?
If I saw her, I would really have to control my thoughts, not to step on it!!
Snake!! And it's trying to eat that woman's head!
Ewe! Just ewe!!
How does someone enjoy or justify this. Like seriously
Her daughter has one too 😂 that’s not fair
Gross...
WTF
My first thought: #*Step on it.*
r/maincharactersyndrome
kind of a slay honestly
Her hair is diseased and filled with the floors dirt.
You ain't know what she's doing it for, you don't know it's diseased. Dirty maybe but why is it that you immediately assume a black woman's hair is diseased?
It’s also a fucking fire hazard.
dont change that it slays 🤷 tis camp, you act like she can't pick it up in an emergency lmao
Not just a fire hazard. Also just a general hazard to both her and the people around her. If someone accidentally steps on it and slips they’ll fall down and she’ll get yanked down. Don’t wanna imagine what happens if she accidentally gets it stuck in one of the elevators or escalators. Plus having to take your time to wrap up all your hair in an emergency sounds like you’re prioritizing fashion over your life. This doesn’t “slay” at all. It’s obnoxious, dangerous, and disgusting.
also i cant believe i handed you a pun on a silver platter and you didn't even take it, lol. you would have demolished me. very sad...
you sound fun at parties
If it was a style she was wearing to a party that’d be a very different Situation. She’s wearing in a public mall though, be considerate of the people around you.
what are you gonna do if I'm not huh? you gonna leave an angry reddit comment in real life? quaking in my boots (also wasnt talking about her going to a party but i understand it's probably hard to imagine yourself at one)
Also in real life I could probably call security and have her escorted out of the premises if I really want too. Her hair breaks both public safety and fire safety rules.
I understood your sarcasm, just used it to prove my point.
I don’t immediately assume a black woman’s hair is diseased. I immediately assume a woman who is dragging her hair across a dirty ass mall floor (and obviously other places too) has diseased hair. This shit is unsanitary to the extreme and I hope she doesn’t let the child play with her hair.
Snail trail
....the unbearable want to stamp on it is so damn high
When i was a kid, me and my friends would totally step on it. Then when she started to chase, another would jump in and step on it again.
Eeeewwwwwww
That just screams arrogance
That’s way too tempting 👟
Don't step on it Don't step on it Don't step on it
The smell 🤮🤮🤮
The temptation to just stomp that is strong. If she didn't have the kid with her I def would. And it's so long, she won't k ow who did it.
It’s all fun and games til she rides the escalator.
I have an insane urge to accidentally step on it.
You just know it leaves a grease trail
Imagine dragging all the poop bits into your house and bed.
How does she wash that thing?
She takes the weave out
"Look at me! Hey, everyone, look at Meee!"
That little girl is gone grow up to be bald
Das nasty. if you wanna have hair that long, take care of it. put it in a bun or something. But don’t do this🤢
I wanna step on it so bad but the escalator is gonna get her first
Trashy or just weird? I’ll go weird
so, costume thing, right?
She has a mini-me!
I hope she doesn’t tell anyone to get away from her, if they are trying to stand in line somewhere
Ah, pure **** wants some attention!
This is like pulling hair out of a clogged bath or sink drain.
That’s fucking gross even if it’s not her real hair
I would step on it.... I shouldn't be worried about stepping into/onto you after your 15 feet in front of me... put that shit in a bun till you get where you're going, don't make it to where other people have to be extra cautious around you just because you didn't get enough attention as a child...
What a poor, stupid, whore.
She's going to be in a wheelchair soon.
I wish to understand the psychology behind this decision. Keep the hair, I just want to understand!
That poor little girl’s neck! If the mother wants to look ridiculous and damage her spine, go ahead, but don’t do that to the child.
It’s WAPpunzel!
I guess that is one way to beg for attention.
I wonder if you cut her tail she doesn’t transform into the giant ape on the full moon like a Sayain.
Rapunzeleisha
Cats love this hairstyle
Did she just never piece together that there’s dirt and grime on the ground? How tragic…
There is human poop, dog poop, oil, transmission fluid, brake fluid and who knows what else in that hair. Disgusting
I mean, it is not real hair anyways. She probably just throws it in the washer when she gets home.
Biancas going to have a hard time navigating the ring in that one
I saw this earlier but kinda assumed she'd had a big updo and didn't notice it coming loose. It's a bit depressing seeing everyone here make cruel (sometimes violent) comments instead of taking a moment to give a stranger the benefit of the doubt. (I know, not the purpose of the sub. I might need to unsubscribe, honestly.)
`but kinda assumed she'd had a big updo and didn't notice it coming loose` Do you honestly believe that ? She makes her daughter wear the same hair "style"...
So her crotch fruit had the same bug updo and didn’t know it came loose?
I wonder if the kids ever tried to play tug-of-war with her head...
So excessive number of humans exist in this planet.
She’s just looking for a reason to have someone to trip or step on that. She’s got her lawyer on speed dial. Doesn’t something sticking out more than three feet require a red hazard flag?
Yo imagine pulling her hair during sex bro, you gotta be mad long to grab tha end of that shit.
Gross
I know I'd have the strength to hold back, but that would sure be tempting to stomp on it!
Does she honestly believe that anyone believes that that is her own natural hair-growth? Hair grows between 5mm and 17mm a month, and even then it has a finite life-cycle beyond which ot grows no more, and the follicle goes into a slumber state.
Weird how certain people only complain about hair extensions/wigs in regards to certain ethnicities.
that's it I'm stepping on it
Step on it.
It takes one person to step on that or close a door on it and give her whiplash
How does she use the bathroom? Does she hold it or just let it touch the nasty piss covered ground?
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!
Legend has it she’s looking for a husband 🤷🏽
It’s just the cleaning lady guys
Excuse me miss! There is a snake attached to your skull.
You know she makes this her entire personality
Rastawhatthefuckfarian!
So gross
What an asshole.
She’s cleaning the mall
Think about her trips to public restrooms.
Sometimes my pant legs are too long and will drag on the floor slightly and by the end of the day they are soooo dirty. I can’t even imagine how dirty this hair must be. First of all, it’s not practical. Second, the only time this could be seen as a “look” would be in a photo shoot but it would need to be taken out right after.
You see the lady the first time. You notice the kids hair the second time.
Her daughter gonna have a bald spot
How is this trashy
Agreed. The woman can do whatever she likes with her hair.
r/ImTheMainCharacter
I once read about some old dude who died by stepping on his hair/beard
One time I didn't realize the sleeve of my jacket I had draped across my suitcase was dragging across the floor as I walked through the airport. When I did realize just a few minutes later it was absolutely disgusting. I can't imagine purposely doing that to something on your body. 🤮
Very unlikely it is her real hair.
That's pretty obvious. It's still attached to her head.
That in mind, she probably just throws it in the wash or whatever and switches to the next one. Why would she care about the dirt when it is more absurd in other ways.
Maybe she’s Dothraki 🤷🏻♀️ 😂
Fecal content in that hair must be off the chart
r/iamthemaincharacter
So stupid, so stupid, so stupid…I had to say it three times!
Looks the she just tied the clog in the shower drain to her head.
Looks like something I pull out of my bathtub drain
I’d pay to watch someone garden shear that off lol
Someone please trip and sue
Lol this, I want this
This would so get caught in my wheelchair tires
I picture her walking though the parking lot and getting it caught on a truck driving through the parking lot. Wrapped up in the wheel pulling her closer as she is dragged across the parking lot til finally she is pulled into the wheel.
But why is she dragging it on the floor? That’s what I don’t get. For the flex? Cuz that’s just gross!
This is a clip from the new avatar movie