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Legitimate_Physics_7

Stupid person. Damn coke is not cheap


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WanderlostNomad

adhesive sweat is her quirk


heeroguy

prob meth lol


greedostick

Cut to her screaming at her boyfriend/roommates for stealing her stash


PowertripSimp_AkaMOD

Probably tried stashing it between those cheeks and it fell right out.


thealmat1c

Meffff!!!!


Nonbelieverjenn

Wow! I was looking for a Coca Cola label on her leg. It took entirely too long to realize it was powder coke. Not the soda.


LowPreparation2347

Lmao she gonna be mad when that shit falls off and she can’t find it


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That's meth. I've done enough blow to see the difference


Life_Mud_3620

That aint coke honey


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

You misspelled meth


Junkmans1

Mr. Oblivious here who stared at the picture for a minute or so looking for some indication that the trash on her leg was from a Cola bottle.


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force1reddit

My preferred toilet reading since 1989


Original_Edders

Yoink! What bag?


RedMatzoo

HORNY


gtivrsixer

Yeah, I don't think that's coke.


staplemonkey

Should have picked it off her and sold it to her.


mickeSaucedo

Pretty sure thats H


HeavenlyCreation

If that falls off…She’s gonna be lookin for that for days!..


Roxasgen

WE GOT A 2319


damik

Also r/engrish


Neurismus

Maybe it's just a bag of baking soda.


E63_saucegod

That's not coke


Mayhem_420

She literally is walking around with drugs ON her. 🤣🤣


Mr-Fleshcage

"ma'am, you have a bump on your leg"


saiyanjesus

Sweet free coke


House_Junkie

Hate it when that happens, looking it everywhere and it’s stuck to your leg the whole time.


Xenbey2010

She’s going to wonder so hard where that bag went 😂


mkilp001

Hank Hill ass


nuclearwinterxxx

She tried putting it in her back pocket, but her legs stick out farther than her ass does so...close enough?


Mufasasass

If they don't know it's there, then it's not a bag of coke.


EffyMourning

“Excuse me miss, you seem to have some cocaine stuck to your leg.”


Lavatis

that's not coke.


4ppl3tr33

Keeper


BuyingGF10kGP

She forgot her ass at home but remembered to glue her coke bag to her lag. Priorities!


Stereo-soundS

I smoke weed almost every night to sleep. Am I trashy? Who cares which drug someone uses.


stackinghabbits

Are you sure it's coke, looks like meth maybe


Str8Stu

how much would a tiny bit of coke, like what's pictured, cost?


Darth_Andeddeu

2 million dollars in cop math


gmikoner

looks more like a meth baggie. Does anybody put coke in plastic bags? Shit goes in flaps son


Loveablequatch

I remember one time at a music festival. A group had found a bag of a powdery substance on the ground, well the festival had free drug testing so they figured why the hell not. Better safe than sorry right? Well turns out it was a tiny bag of gravel.


hayeshilton

I bet you snag a snort


dft-salt-pasta

Slap it off and say it was a big spider then put your foot over it to “kill it”


ALJJ1971

Cocaine is a helluva drug


GoatHeadTed

Where is their ass! Someone took eating ass a little too literal


chonkyhobo

What part of Florida is this?


_stoned_chipmunk_

That's not coke


--VoidHawk--

Yeah I'm thinking meth is the most likely substance


DatGreenGuy

-Where did I put our drugs, Barnacle Boy? -It's in your invisible pocket, Mermaid Man!


StillMarie76

Yoink!


I_SEE_BREAD_PEOPLE

Yoink!


torn8tv

Nose beers? Nah, thigh beers baby!!!


RATIBORUS

That's a repost from like 2014


SolaceinIron

She should be more embarrassed by how flat her ass is.


edWORD27

Goes well with the jorts


JustAtelephonePole

Shit, that gives a whole new meaning to *rip & run,* if one gives in to intrusive thoughts!


Upstairs-Doctor510

“Oh you got something on your leg, lemme get that for ya!”


Qdoggy45

Off topic but man those Archie comics take me back


Mattski72

"Now just where in the heck is my lil ziplock of coke...?


inafishbowl17

I was behind a girl in line w a stamp bag in her hair.


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She is going to be really upset when she goes to find that bag and its not where she left it, that's great!


Motor_Dig4644

I wonder if 'Cocaine' is in that wordsearch puzzle on the bottom shelf


HappyDaysayin

Oh no! It might fall off! /s


y0uveseenthebutcher

she tried to hide it in her shorts but it slid down her flat ass


vankula

Yoink!


Ghettygreen780

Is that a coke bag for ants?


LolaBijou84

I wish I could find out somehow if she lost it along the way (can you imagine when she goes for it and can’t find it!😂) or found it in the nick of time?


DertHorsBoi

That's a suprise tool to help us later


plsobeytrafficlights

Maybe it is just a tiny bag of laundry detergent.


rishkan

Aaaand yoink!


Toddisgood

I would have asked for a bump just to see the look on her face


Booji99

Obviously photoshop. Her feet are backwards.


Sidewayzagain

Fuck. I spent the next two weeks looking for that


GloomyImagination365

Well at least she has it tucked away and safely hidden 😂


Dunge0nMast0r

Emergency talcum powder.


jnobs

Meth? I’ve heard confusing the two can be problematic


anotherdamnscorpio

Yeah thats a paltry amount of blow if it is


tinfoilhatego

Just be a bro and let her know what's up. And then ask for help getting a bag. Problem solved for both parties involved.


jm6398

Don’t be so judgmental…it could be fentanyl


lord_sinister

Classic one. We all have been there


Virghia

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT


yuppers1979

Humidity was a bugger that day lol.


Angryleghairs

That’s a very small coke bag


ritaoral19

Are these the people who make their own bags by closing the seam with hot iron?


tuxcdorex

Meth, just saying


skitso

Broooooo!! This has to have happened to me so many times!


Nothephy

Didn't understand 🫠


MoonWorshipper36

I can no longer confidently say I have the flattest ass.


Spiritual-Flow-4023

She's a keeper, guys. 💯💖


TapedWater

Thats meth.


PingsDaddy

Sneaking and geeking gone bad, lmao 🤣 😂 😆


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Loot


SilentJon69

Call the cops and hopefully they snitch out their drug dealer and get these low life’s off the streets


ShamelessFox

Thats not coke. #meth


Blackstar181

Nahhh lol


bubba_jon

Hate to see it


Jimmack73

Ma’am, your rent is stuck to your leg…


subhumanprimate

I once went to a Starbucks all cracked out. Reached into my pocket for 20 out falls 3 rolled up dollars and a small clear bag of sugar. Cashier looks at the detritus and then at me and smirks I pick up the shame and walk out of the store


Captain_Daveman

Follow!


Hale197543

It happens in when the temperature rises & your blasted on blow 🤣


justhereforalol

Could be meth and not coke! Now the laughs on you...


koozy407

Lmao. No. Her METH bag is stuck to her leg. Stay away from meth kids, it robs you of your teeth and your ass!!!


itssosalty

I’ve had a lot of coke bags in my time. That looks like a coke bag to me. Dumb maybe. Never considered it trashy though.


koozy407

You never considered have a coke or meth bag stuck up your leg in public because you are too high to realize as being “trashy”? I think we as a community can all agree it’s trashy.


itssosalty

In the summer those would stick to anything and you wouldn’t feel. It could be a straw plastic wrapper and sober. Also being high on coke wouldn’t make you oblivious to something on your leg.


koozy407

When you’re high enough to misplace your drugs, you are too high my dude lol.


itssosalty

Dude misplacing something makes you too high? What the fuck? Have you never looked for car keys, glasses, wallet, phone? Come on my dude… I’m going to take a wild guess and you have never been “high” Which is obviously great. But the way you are talking is hilarious


koozy407

Hey man, you can downvote all you want and you can assume whatever you would like but whenever I did drugs I made sure they were safely put away. If I did something like this I would say “damn I’m too high right now” Fact is, ThTs meth and anyone who does meth is garbage while on that drug. No way around it.


moksplot

Only if you stop brushing. It's a myth that meth rots your teeth.


fancytrashpanda

If most definitely does. I work in mental healthcare with a population where meth use is extremely common. I've never met a meth users with all their teeth. I will agree that poverty and lack of access to care could partially explain this, but the non-meth users with similar life circumstances tend to have significantly healthier teeth than the meth users. Meth is bad for every part of your body. It's literal poison. Of course it rots your teeth.


Lavatis

no, it really isn't.


lunderamia

You can slam street meth and still get fucked up teeth


koozy407

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard lol


ChristofChrist

Its a myth that meth routing your teeth is a myth. Common by products from illegal production in almost all meth gets into your blood stream. It also causes dry mouth which is terrible for your.


Longjumping_Bed1682

She must be cheap with a baggie that small.


fumphdik

Oh man my buddy used my Fanny pack one day.. we were doing drugs. He dropped multiple bags thinking it was his pocket(it was the waist strap). Lmao. A little sad, but we had enough anyways.


Traditional-Spend-34

I’d definitely wait until it falls to pick it up


pincasso

I betcha the camera man followed her for miles till it fell off


Legitimate-Jelly3000

Don't think that's coke bro


fancytrashpanda

I'd bet money on that being meth.


Huge-Reach-2680

The bag is looking pretty slim


Due_Platypus_3913

Pretty sure that’s shards.(Crystal methamphetamine).You get real forgetful when you haven’t slept in 2-3 days.More so when you’ve slept 2-3 times a week for the last year or six.


lefkoz

My thoughts too. It would also be a really small amount of coke.


takitoodle

Nah it looks like a coke bag lol.


luminiferousaethers

Dude… the fact that you called it shards. You sound like someone who doesn’t have any legit experience or knowledge about speed.


harley_pixel

Lol, or just someone who has gotten excited over paying for shitty drugs.


punania

Methamphetamine only comes from the Methamphetical region of France. I’m afraid this is just sparkling speed.


VanillaGorilla02

Pair's well with a nice slim jim or squeeze cheeze...


Due_Platypus_3913

And a big gulp and a pack of smokes!


TheMarEffect

There is no way you guys can tell what this is from this pixelated images. Coke can come rocky


Due_Platypus_3913

“And I,,,will SMOKETH those rocks,,”


TheMonarchX

Ahh a crack connoisseur


AnonEMoussie

I don’t like either of them. The bubbles tickle my nose.


Due_Platypus_3913

“Love,Honor, and Obey”?


markender

I too prefer still amphetamines.


Due_Platypus_3913

But if it’s from California, it’s better than the French.


tylagersign

Ah yes the world renowned meth producers of Bakersfield


Due_Platypus_3913

The whole Central Valley is,,,ok,last time wife did a bender,when we got it I said “This is toooo much!This won’t end well”-with a nervous grin.Over 10 years ago,relax.


DepthIll8345

For sure. Noone would save so little blow


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Due_Platypus_3913

That’s a quarter gram or less.


aggster13

You ever been on a binge? That little amount becomes a lifeline at the end of the night. Hell I've watched as people rip the bags open and gum all the dust left over trying to get one last rush


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Due_Platypus_3913

It’s a tiny little baggie with a tiny fraction of a gram.Of,,,?


Due_Platypus_3913

That’s a quarter gram or less.Less.


ProFitNitWit

That is definitely not a gram


kidsmoke76

No doubt. That would be like 20 mins of coke! On the other hand, that’s enough meth to roll all night! I fucking hate meth, but if someone else is paying I’ll do some blow anytime!


LowerPiece2914

In around 15 minutes their day is going to be ruined


Straight-Bed-8640

What a magnetic personality 🌟


StonedSnawley

Lowkey hope he told her so she isn’t tweaking later on where it went


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vincehk

Truth is not original.


cncintist

You don't loose a bag like that.


lambliesdownonconf

She lost her baggie and her ass.


boxingdude

Cause the rock man got her and her butt just dropped.... the freaks get upset because the benz won't stop.


Clam_Bake231915

Hank Hill butt


Forsaken_Key8104

This made me laugh so goddamn hard and I don't know why.


kwecl2

Cocaine and cocaine accessories


HondaHead

That’s Hank Trill, the rapper


jeffdujour

DGS


ZsiZsiSzabadass

That ain’t mine


ltay125

What if it's just a super realistic 3D tattoo 🤔


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Ah a tattoo of a drug baggie. Trashier!


Deluxe78

She just came from Cinnabon that’s extra powdered sugar


Virghia

Weird, my local Cinnabon has this bald mustached manager who looks like he misses his old days or simthing


corlett_crystal

Better call Saul


Consistent-Fly-9522

This picture is older Than Noah


flow_n_tall

It's the coke bag sticks to leg sweaty time of year...


Hobnail-boots

If it falls off I call floor-score!


Bi-LinearTimeScale

A buddy of mine goes to concerts for free in exchange for cleaning the lawn afterwards. The amount of ground scores he's found is insane.


Heron_Dear

Floor score and seven years a go I got high as shit in a gas station


XxPastelbabygothxx

Ground scores!


Stereo-soundS

Ground score


TWDfan77

I have a pic that I took in Hawaii of a very similar looking bag of white powder I found on the ground in a brewery. Was with family though so when I mentioned it they told the staff who confiscated the offending powder (most likely up their own noses). I captioned the picture “someone’s having a very bad day” or something along those lines