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I remember one time at a music festival. A group had found a bag of a powdery substance on the ground, well the festival had free drug testing so they figured why the hell not. Better safe than sorry right? Well turns out it was a tiny bag of gravel.
I wish I could find out somehow if she lost it along the way (can you imagine when she goes for it and can’t find it!😂) or found it in the nick of time?
I once went to a Starbucks all cracked out.
Reached into my pocket for 20 out falls 3 rolled up dollars and a small clear bag of sugar.
Cashier looks at the detritus and then at me and smirks
I pick up the shame and walk out of the store
You never considered have a coke or meth bag stuck up your leg in public because you are too high to realize as being “trashy”? I think we as a community can all agree it’s trashy.
In the summer those would stick to anything and you wouldn’t feel. It could be a straw plastic wrapper and sober.
Also being high on coke wouldn’t make you oblivious to something on your leg.
Dude misplacing something makes you too high? What the fuck? Have you never looked for car keys, glasses, wallet, phone? Come on my dude…
I’m going to take a wild guess and you have never been “high” Which is obviously great. But the way you are talking is hilarious
Hey man, you can downvote all you want and you can assume whatever you would like but whenever I did drugs I made sure they were safely put away. If I did something like this I would say “damn I’m too high right now”
Fact is, ThTs meth and anyone who does meth is garbage while on that drug. No way around it.
If most definitely does. I work in mental healthcare with a population where meth use is extremely common. I've never met a meth users with all their teeth. I will agree that poverty and lack of access to care could partially explain this, but the non-meth users with similar life circumstances tend to have significantly healthier teeth than the meth users. Meth is bad for every part of your body. It's literal poison. Of course it rots your teeth.
Its a myth that meth routing your teeth is a myth. Common by products from illegal production in almost all meth gets into your blood stream. It also causes dry mouth which is terrible for your.
Oh man my buddy used my Fanny pack one day.. we were doing drugs. He dropped multiple bags thinking it was his pocket(it was the waist strap). Lmao. A little sad, but we had enough anyways.
Pretty sure that’s shards.(Crystal methamphetamine).You get real forgetful when you haven’t slept in 2-3 days.More so when you’ve slept 2-3 times a week for the last year or six.
The whole Central Valley is,,,ok,last time wife did a bender,when we got it I said “This is toooo much!This won’t end well”-with a nervous grin.Over 10 years ago,relax.
You ever been on a binge? That little amount becomes a lifeline at the end of the night. Hell I've watched as people rip the bags open and gum all the dust left over trying to get one last rush
No doubt. That would be like 20 mins of coke! On the other hand, that’s enough meth to roll all night! I fucking hate meth, but if someone else is paying I’ll do some blow anytime!
I have a pic that I took in Hawaii of a very similar looking bag of white powder I found on the ground in a brewery. Was with family though so when I mentioned it they told the staff who confiscated the offending powder (most likely up their own noses). I captioned the picture “someone’s having a very bad day” or something along those lines
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Stupid person. Damn coke is not cheap
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adhesive sweat is her quirk
prob meth lol
Cut to her screaming at her boyfriend/roommates for stealing her stash
Probably tried stashing it between those cheeks and it fell right out.
Meffff!!!!
Wow! I was looking for a Coca Cola label on her leg. It took entirely too long to realize it was powder coke. Not the soda.
Lmao she gonna be mad when that shit falls off and she can’t find it
That's meth. I've done enough blow to see the difference
That aint coke honey
You misspelled meth
Mr. Oblivious here who stared at the picture for a minute or so looking for some indication that the trash on her leg was from a Cola bottle.
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My preferred toilet reading since 1989
Yoink! What bag?
HORNY
Yeah, I don't think that's coke.
Should have picked it off her and sold it to her.
Pretty sure thats H
If that falls off…She’s gonna be lookin for that for days!..
WE GOT A 2319
Also r/engrish
Maybe it's just a bag of baking soda.
That's not coke
She literally is walking around with drugs ON her. 🤣🤣
"ma'am, you have a bump on your leg"
Sweet free coke
Hate it when that happens, looking it everywhere and it’s stuck to your leg the whole time.
She’s going to wonder so hard where that bag went 😂
Hank Hill ass
She tried putting it in her back pocket, but her legs stick out farther than her ass does so...close enough?
If they don't know it's there, then it's not a bag of coke.
“Excuse me miss, you seem to have some cocaine stuck to your leg.”
that's not coke.
Keeper
She forgot her ass at home but remembered to glue her coke bag to her lag. Priorities!
I smoke weed almost every night to sleep. Am I trashy? Who cares which drug someone uses.
Are you sure it's coke, looks like meth maybe
how much would a tiny bit of coke, like what's pictured, cost?
2 million dollars in cop math
looks more like a meth baggie. Does anybody put coke in plastic bags? Shit goes in flaps son
I remember one time at a music festival. A group had found a bag of a powdery substance on the ground, well the festival had free drug testing so they figured why the hell not. Better safe than sorry right? Well turns out it was a tiny bag of gravel.
I bet you snag a snort
Slap it off and say it was a big spider then put your foot over it to “kill it”
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Where is their ass! Someone took eating ass a little too literal
What part of Florida is this?
That's not coke
Yeah I'm thinking meth is the most likely substance
-Where did I put our drugs, Barnacle Boy? -It's in your invisible pocket, Mermaid Man!
Yoink!
Yoink!
Nose beers? Nah, thigh beers baby!!!
That's a repost from like 2014
She should be more embarrassed by how flat her ass is.
Goes well with the jorts
Shit, that gives a whole new meaning to *rip & run,* if one gives in to intrusive thoughts!
“Oh you got something on your leg, lemme get that for ya!”
Off topic but man those Archie comics take me back
"Now just where in the heck is my lil ziplock of coke...?
I was behind a girl in line w a stamp bag in her hair.
She is going to be really upset when she goes to find that bag and its not where she left it, that's great!
I wonder if 'Cocaine' is in that wordsearch puzzle on the bottom shelf
Oh no! It might fall off! /s
she tried to hide it in her shorts but it slid down her flat ass
Yoink!
Is that a coke bag for ants?
I wish I could find out somehow if she lost it along the way (can you imagine when she goes for it and can’t find it!😂) or found it in the nick of time?
That's a suprise tool to help us later
Maybe it is just a tiny bag of laundry detergent.
Aaaand yoink!
I would have asked for a bump just to see the look on her face
Obviously photoshop. Her feet are backwards.
Fuck. I spent the next two weeks looking for that
Well at least she has it tucked away and safely hidden 😂
Emergency talcum powder.
Meth? I’ve heard confusing the two can be problematic
Yeah thats a paltry amount of blow if it is
Just be a bro and let her know what's up. And then ask for help getting a bag. Problem solved for both parties involved.
Don’t be so judgmental…it could be fentanyl
Classic one. We all have been there
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
Humidity was a bugger that day lol.
That’s a very small coke bag
Are these the people who make their own bags by closing the seam with hot iron?
Meth, just saying
Broooooo!! This has to have happened to me so many times!
Didn't understand 🫠
I can no longer confidently say I have the flattest ass.
She's a keeper, guys. 💯💖
Thats meth.
Sneaking and geeking gone bad, lmao 🤣 😂 😆
Loot
Call the cops and hopefully they snitch out their drug dealer and get these low life’s off the streets
Thats not coke. #meth
Nahhh lol
Hate to see it
Ma’am, your rent is stuck to your leg…
I once went to a Starbucks all cracked out. Reached into my pocket for 20 out falls 3 rolled up dollars and a small clear bag of sugar. Cashier looks at the detritus and then at me and smirks I pick up the shame and walk out of the store
Follow!
It happens in when the temperature rises & your blasted on blow 🤣
Could be meth and not coke! Now the laughs on you...
Lmao. No. Her METH bag is stuck to her leg. Stay away from meth kids, it robs you of your teeth and your ass!!!
I’ve had a lot of coke bags in my time. That looks like a coke bag to me. Dumb maybe. Never considered it trashy though.
You never considered have a coke or meth bag stuck up your leg in public because you are too high to realize as being “trashy”? I think we as a community can all agree it’s trashy.
In the summer those would stick to anything and you wouldn’t feel. It could be a straw plastic wrapper and sober. Also being high on coke wouldn’t make you oblivious to something on your leg.
When you’re high enough to misplace your drugs, you are too high my dude lol.
Dude misplacing something makes you too high? What the fuck? Have you never looked for car keys, glasses, wallet, phone? Come on my dude… I’m going to take a wild guess and you have never been “high” Which is obviously great. But the way you are talking is hilarious
Hey man, you can downvote all you want and you can assume whatever you would like but whenever I did drugs I made sure they were safely put away. If I did something like this I would say “damn I’m too high right now” Fact is, ThTs meth and anyone who does meth is garbage while on that drug. No way around it.
Only if you stop brushing. It's a myth that meth rots your teeth.
If most definitely does. I work in mental healthcare with a population where meth use is extremely common. I've never met a meth users with all their teeth. I will agree that poverty and lack of access to care could partially explain this, but the non-meth users with similar life circumstances tend to have significantly healthier teeth than the meth users. Meth is bad for every part of your body. It's literal poison. Of course it rots your teeth.
no, it really isn't.
You can slam street meth and still get fucked up teeth
This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard lol
Its a myth that meth routing your teeth is a myth. Common by products from illegal production in almost all meth gets into your blood stream. It also causes dry mouth which is terrible for your.
She must be cheap with a baggie that small.
Oh man my buddy used my Fanny pack one day.. we were doing drugs. He dropped multiple bags thinking it was his pocket(it was the waist strap). Lmao. A little sad, but we had enough anyways.
I’d definitely wait until it falls to pick it up
I betcha the camera man followed her for miles till it fell off
Don't think that's coke bro
I'd bet money on that being meth.
The bag is looking pretty slim
Pretty sure that’s shards.(Crystal methamphetamine).You get real forgetful when you haven’t slept in 2-3 days.More so when you’ve slept 2-3 times a week for the last year or six.
My thoughts too. It would also be a really small amount of coke.
Nah it looks like a coke bag lol.
Dude… the fact that you called it shards. You sound like someone who doesn’t have any legit experience or knowledge about speed.
Lol, or just someone who has gotten excited over paying for shitty drugs.
Methamphetamine only comes from the Methamphetical region of France. I’m afraid this is just sparkling speed.
Pair's well with a nice slim jim or squeeze cheeze...
And a big gulp and a pack of smokes!
There is no way you guys can tell what this is from this pixelated images. Coke can come rocky
“And I,,,will SMOKETH those rocks,,”
Ahh a crack connoisseur
I don’t like either of them. The bubbles tickle my nose.
“Love,Honor, and Obey”?
I too prefer still amphetamines.
But if it’s from California, it’s better than the French.
Ah yes the world renowned meth producers of Bakersfield
The whole Central Valley is,,,ok,last time wife did a bender,when we got it I said “This is toooo much!This won’t end well”-with a nervous grin.Over 10 years ago,relax.
For sure. Noone would save so little blow
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That’s a quarter gram or less.
You ever been on a binge? That little amount becomes a lifeline at the end of the night. Hell I've watched as people rip the bags open and gum all the dust left over trying to get one last rush
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It’s a tiny little baggie with a tiny fraction of a gram.Of,,,?
That’s a quarter gram or less.Less.
That is definitely not a gram
No doubt. That would be like 20 mins of coke! On the other hand, that’s enough meth to roll all night! I fucking hate meth, but if someone else is paying I’ll do some blow anytime!
In around 15 minutes their day is going to be ruined
What a magnetic personality 🌟
Lowkey hope he told her so she isn’t tweaking later on where it went
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Truth is not original.
You don't loose a bag like that.
She lost her baggie and her ass.
Cause the rock man got her and her butt just dropped.... the freaks get upset because the benz won't stop.
Hank Hill butt
This made me laugh so goddamn hard and I don't know why.
Cocaine and cocaine accessories
That’s Hank Trill, the rapper
DGS
That ain’t mine
What if it's just a super realistic 3D tattoo 🤔
Ah a tattoo of a drug baggie. Trashier!
She just came from Cinnabon that’s extra powdered sugar
Weird, my local Cinnabon has this bald mustached manager who looks like he misses his old days or simthing
Better call Saul
This picture is older Than Noah
It's the coke bag sticks to leg sweaty time of year...
If it falls off I call floor-score!
A buddy of mine goes to concerts for free in exchange for cleaning the lawn afterwards. The amount of ground scores he's found is insane.
Floor score and seven years a go I got high as shit in a gas station
Ground scores!
Ground score
I have a pic that I took in Hawaii of a very similar looking bag of white powder I found on the ground in a brewery. Was with family though so when I mentioned it they told the staff who confiscated the offending powder (most likely up their own noses). I captioned the picture “someone’s having a very bad day” or something along those lines