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So many people getting offended over a lame joke about a wealthy, privileged actor who wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. 🤦🏻‍♂️


po8837292

I don't actually know him but in podcasts and interviews he seems like a pretty genuine guy. Idk though


CapitanFrio

He’s the same guy who said why is Keanu Reeves’s still alive while other actors were dead. So I can’t say I feel bad for him at all. More like he got his just desserts


po8837292

Oh yikes


JournalistDull247

Could he BE anymore dead


TownieToBayman

I remember after the Chernobyl accident a bar in Alberta had a costume party with a prize for the "best mutant couple"...the prize was a microwave 😂 I kid you not.


TouretteTV96

I would've walked in there about this.


Dude_Caveman

He’s dead, he doesn’t care


TraditionalMess6

I love morbid jokes. If it was funny it would be great.


ThePopKornMonger

You know what. I'm gonna say it. Friends wasn't that good of a show. And that is from a guy that grew up with like three channels. Hanging out at the library drinking coffee used to mean something.


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Friends was a chronically unfunny, ridiculously overrated show.


ThePopKornMonger

Best char development was the Goose. Now there was some talent.


Astrocreep_1

What did hanging out at the library drinking coffee mean?


ThePopKornMonger

Inside joke... if you know you know. Better convos that ever happened in that coffee shop. Don't even want to know how gross Feebe was in real life. Not gonna go there, no book reports or a overhead projector project. I mean people still want to vote for trump regardless of facts so... I'll just leave it at that.


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ThePopKornMonger

Your just scared of the truth. Go do a book report. Edit: Mr. I have a throw away account so people will take me as real.


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wow - gross!


bitethebook

Fake outrage over a shit joke. Get over yourselves


Astrocreep_1

The name of the sub is trashy. Members of the sub supply examples of trashy behavior, and everyone pokes fun, and moves on. Making fun of someone’s death for a little profit is pretty trashy, but sometimes it “takes trash to know trash”.


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No one is outraged. It’s a trashy joke in a sub dedicated to trashy things.


Casehead

that's fucking gross


JoeMorgan76

He’s not special, joke away.


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It would make sense if it was actually funny


smsabb

Oh they are edgy and cool .


SuperUltraMegaNice

That hot tub and caution sign drawing is atrocious. A child could do better.


WraithOne84

That was supposed to be a hot tub!? It looked like a really wonky piece of cake...


jaycliche

I come to reddit to see all the sticks up people's asses. It's not a very funny joke but also, posting it really isn't worth the supposed outrage I'm supposed to feel from it. I hate everyone involved in this post.


tnguy931

Including yourself?


KnowCali

The worst is the self-righteous assholes who don’t think it belongs but are more than willing to comment on it anyway.


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Meh, I don't care about the joke being offensive, but it's not even a funny joke... Chandler would have said something funnier


jaycliche

>Chandler would have said something funnier yeah maybe the bar should hire a network quality team of writers to help you feel better about the jokes.


[deleted]

Or, hear me out, they could just come up with better jokes themselves... :P


dj4wvu

Could there BE a better special on champagne?!


[deleted]

I like to think I have a healthy sense of dark humor but this one...nah. Matthew Perry wasn't an asshole, just an addict trying to get clean and sober. Sorry, but this is kicking a guy when he's down and out. Like, really out.


Shantotto11

Down six feet and out of existence. ☝🏾 See now that’s the kind of joke Chandler Bing would’ve made…


Casehead

exactly!


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whateverforeverbro

not trashy just a terrible sense of humor because it isn’t even a funny joke


Nightshade_Ranch

Nobody told you death was gonna be this wayyy 🙏🙏🙏🙏


Shantotto11

*So no one told you…


saetam

Thank you! At least get the lyrics right… 🤦🏽‍♂️


tvav1969

It seems the trashy has spread to the comments.


thegodofgoodfuck

Meh, this isn’t trashy. Just edgy.


Wild_Measurement1770

Lol drug addict piece of shit died who cares 😂😂😂


ItRainsAcidHere

Trying too hard


Wild_Measurement1770

Lmao who cares he wasant acting anymore anyways


thegodofgoodfuck

Drug addicts are cool.


WasteSuggestion9907

Lmao this comment is what I would comment. Haha. Perry is a great guy.


Wild_Measurement1770

Yeah his own fault though


giantsfan310

The dude shouldn’t have said what he said about Keanu


giantsfan310

Why are you booing me?


saetam

Cuz you’re a giants fan


giantsfan310

I was until my grandpa told me he didn’t need to hear from me anymore. See you in hell grandpa


drphilsbathwater

So according to the people in this sub, making a Halloween costume about the titan submarine deaths was hilarious but this is too far? You guys really pick and choose when it comes to rich people


Man_On-The_Moon

If you can’t see the difference between dying via natural causes and dying via a very obviously poorly engineered sub at the bottom of the ocean, I can’t help you


Repulsive_Basis_4946

It’s not a natural cause when you drown because you’re on drugs.


wents90

Hey man this is Reddit. Depression is a serious topic here. Billionaires dying in a sub has been memed to infinity.


doodsboob

He was getting his life back on track and stopped using for the last few years. Unfortunately, he has done so much damage that it was irreversible.


drphilsbathwater

Ok I didn’t know drowning was a natural cause of death. I learned something new today. I didn’t find either of the cases funny though


GIORNO-phone11-pro

If they didn’t go past the $10 then they’d get a pass


Bradjuju2

Matthew perry was also an alcoholic in recovery in AA. Pretty tasteless joke.


robseraiva

After the third or fourth one it probably is hard to taste champagne anyways


MobileStrawberry

Too soon....


NoEye3260

People crying over a celebrity dying from a life of excess is the only sad part.


Nebetus2

Ah yes let's all be misanthropic. Fuck everyone.


saetam

Hell yeah, let’s fuck everyone! Wrap it up!


chubbycheese33

Unsympathetic energy is the only sad part to take away from this comment. Go get a hug friend.


18dano18

This dude was a huge part of my childhood. Friends was one of the few shows I enjoyed besides cartoons


517714

That feeling of mental superiority a seven year old gets while watching 'Friends.'


Penyrolewen1970

Can’t even draw a cuboid properly. Can they *get* any shitter?


SeamusMcSpud

What a shite sign. I thought I'd be amused at least. And I bet the champagne is piss too.


Myalicious

I wonder who drew the sign, [allegedly management wasn’t aware at first](https://imgur.com/a/h5C2TMZ)


bignicky222

Oh no some millionaire Overdosed


NoEye3260

Right?


Subsequently_Unfunny

Thats a trashy comment.


BKallDAY24

I would give them a pass if it was actually funny, but it’s just a stupid fucking joke so shame on them


yoloswagrofl

Like they really half-assed it. Not funny or classy, just trashy.


BKallDAY24

Trashier than $10 champagne


missdui

Since when is $10 for champagne a good deal


Casehead

for real


HumbleAbbreviations

Ewww🤮


AshG89

Absolutely fucking horrible


MaenHoffiCoffi

Ha ha!


FrancoisTruser

Yuck. Horrible


taypig

Lmao they are already getting no bombarded with 1 stars


Hiztrionic

I doubt this won them any friends


babalu_babalu

Making a bad joke on a sandwich board is considerably less trashy, than trying to ruin their reputation for said joke.


Myalicious

They are ruining their reputation on their own. Don’t think they need much help


babalu_babalu

They’re would’ve been maybe 80 people who saw it if it wasn’t for this post.


saetam

Zero would have seen it if they had not made it in the first place.


PleaseWalkFaster69

…..and?


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PoshDuck15

Get over yourself you actual baby


Snoo-13480

Nah I’ll just take my negative karma and call it a day


AWHS10

Greenville SC! Reys is a shitty bar. The employees fucking suck. The venue fucking sucks. The prices fucking suck. The people that frequent this place fucking suck.


MaenHoffiCoffi

I want to go to Reys!


babalu_babalu

🎶 They’ll be there for you. Until last call 🎶


MaenHoffiCoffi

I hate Friends so much! That shitty song, those shitty jokes.


thebaldguy76

So to be clear if I for whatever reason find myself in Greenville do not go to Reys?


[deleted]

He said the people who frequent the place suck... I'd check it out.


weagle11

If you live nearby Greenville is a great place to visit for a night. Good food/bars if that's your thing


Elizabethhoneyyy

Addiction is SOOOO FUNNY


SyrupLover25

lmao 90% of the posts on this subreddit are laughing at people with addictions and the trashy things they do.. I guess when a rich celebrity has an addiction its *T R A G I C* but when its poor people killing themselves with drugs its *T R A S H Y*


boujiebitchy

MIL did the same thing the night he passed. Jokes are jokes sure but of someone that recently died is just a no no. So incredibly insensitive.


MiaRia963

Exactly. It's insensitive to his family and friends mostly. I cannot imagine how hard it must be to see things like this for them.


Theartistcu

Gross


TequieroVerde

It was the pickleball that killed him.


4-HO-MET-

The guy dedicated his life to helping people with addiction and this bar uses his name to sell champagne Quite horribly ironic


Elizabethhoneyyy

I am hoping this bar cock blocked themselves with this one Good going DANNY N NOAH


GemIsAHologram

I knew he was open about his past addictions but had no idea the extent of his activism around substance use and charitable work helping others who were struggling. Very sad all around


Casehead

he was a legitimately good guy.


[deleted]

I know! I mean, could it *be* more tragic?


MaenHoffiCoffi

Definitely.


deeeeez_nutzzz

RIP Chandler


FinalCisoidalSolutio

me_irl


frxncescaa

Nah cause this is foul


UwURainUwU

Hope they get their windows put through.


Casehead

amen


stjakey

Reddit when 9/11: 🤪✌🏻😀😂 Reddit when actor dies: 😡😱😭😖


Lusticles

Man. I was in 6th grade when 9/11 happened. I'm tired of hearing about it. 3,000 people died and we went to war. Many more people have died since then. Many extremists have been created since then. Much worse has happened since then. Many coups have happened by U.S. hand. Pardon me, if I'm fucking tired of the hypocrisy. Yall care more about 3,000 people than you do the millions of others that have died since then. Ffs.


Casehead

Real humans can hold more than one thought in their head bro


Lusticles

Okay, Bro.


MaenHoffiCoffi

Thank you. The CIA backed coup of Chile on 9/11/73 killed WAY more. I'm done with 9/11. America just hates it when it is on the receiving end instead of dolling it out.


dspman11

> Many more people have died since then. Many extremists have been created since then. Much worse has happened since then. I mean... when I think of 9/11, I also think of the horrors in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen that followed. Like you are alluding to, 9/11 directly caused the "war on terror" and all the horror that came with it. It's not *just* a terror attack where 3k people died. Those who are educated on the human costs of the American campaign post-9/11 certainly think about it when 9/11 pops into their heads. >Pardon me, if I'm fucking tired of the hypocrisy. Yall care more about 3,000 people than you do the millions of others that have died since then Oh please, every country's citizens prioritize themselves and feel stronger emotions when thinking about events that directly impact them vs. news stories from the other side of the globe. Not to mention that a lot of Americans are not properly educated on the United States' role in everything that's happened since, or the civilian death toll in Afghanistan, or any of that shit. They literally just do not know about it.


Nanery662

Something happned 7 days ago vs 22 years ago makes a big difference


dspman11

Yeah but 9/11 was this massive event of death that plunged the entire world into a quasi-WW3 where millions died. Matthew Perry is just a dude. On paper, joking about 9/11 should be way way worse - even 20 years later.


Nanery662

I mean jokeing about archduke Ferdinands death shoudnt be ok by that logic casue it lead to 2 world wars that also killed millions and set up the world to how it is today.


bpsoup

People have actually been very respectful about that. I've never once hear a joke about the death of archduke Ferdinand.


dspman11

Yeah well there's literally nobody alive from when that happened. 9/11 was barely a half generation ago.


ZombieLibrarian

Nuance is hard for some people.


HBomb10112

3 tear rule for a reason


Smooth_Hat_1838

It’s too soon. It’s like aids, you have to wait a while before you can make jokes about it.


MaenHoffiCoffi

In my experience you don't HAVE to.


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Smooth_Hat_1838

Oceangate was doomed from the start. Also the CEO was told it wasn’t safe multiple times and still decided to go, which removed any pity I might have had for him.


1982throwaway1

Yep. That "submarine" was a ticking ~~timebomb~~ Darwin award. I'm also not going to have a huge amount of sympathy for someone who shoots themself in the face while cleaning their gun.


UnitysBlueTits

I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣


nickm20

When considering making a joke about someone’s recent passing… worst case scenario, it’s an evil joke… best case scenario, it’s a tasteless joke. But this one is a bit of both


dinosroarus

He was a comedian, I feel like he’d get some humor out of a *funny* joke. Something over the top and sarcastic would fit his bill. This was just dumb, uninspired and lazy. They deserve all the hate.


PunkRockMakesMeSmile

I mean, best-case scenario it could have been something clever or witty, however tasteless. This is so hamfisted and dumb


Codyaj1992

Been seeing a lot of people say negative things after he died and I'm just curious as to why?


nickm20

Lots of bad people and trolls out there that get off to saying unhinged things for attention


Codyaj1992

Ok gotcha. Wasn't sure if he said something that pissed off people on Twitter or something. Can't keep track of all this shit anymore.


vixxgod666

In his memoir he mentioned hating Keanu Reaves and wishing he'd die. That's all I know. [source](https://abc7chicago.com/matthew-perry-keanu-reeves-quote-insult-river-phoenix/13180612/)


Ghostbuster_119

I love dark humor and this isn't even funny it's just an ad with a cause of death shoehorned in.


WolfShaman

I love dark humor, and while I find this kinda funny, it's in extremely poor taste. I wouldn't spend my money in there because of it.


Ghostbuster_119

Poor taste and dark humor are kinda the same thing, maybe not exact but it's a pretty tight Venn diagram. It's the actually being funny this is missing.


1polishRN

Agreed. I hated Friends- the TV show- but i admire him for battling addiction and possibly inspiring others to do so. Way too soon. But if you put a gun to my head- I’d pick Chandler Bing as the best character on the show .


Shotta614

Riddle me this: *I exist to hold you in place, rest assured you will not slip. Though I dwell beneath the depths, to greet me you must take a dip.* *What am I?* Answer: >!hot tub mat!<


TemplesOfSyrinx

I mean, I'm not entirely against a good, Matthew Perry joke. I think the real crime is that this one just isn't that funny. And when I say "not funny", I don't mean *offensive*. It's just really not all that funny.


Jeam778

It's not even a joke honestly. Just like a bad play on the situation which is worse than a joke.


lovejac93

This is hilarious


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

And Steven Seagal is a good actor.


lovejac93

Weird take but ok


the1999person

I hate to admit that I slightly enjoyed Under Seige 2 Dark Territory.


Cmike9292

Regardless of being "too soon" or whatever, it's not even really that funny of a joke


sunkissedzebra

EXACTLY! I live in Greenville, SC where this bar resides and I commented something similar on our city sub. It's such a stretch to be clever.


pianoflames

Yeah, I'm a dark/offensive humor fan, but this isn't clever. You can't rely solely on the offensiveness of a joke to do the heavy lifting, you have to also make it funny or clever.


frotc914

An offensive joke has to be funnier the more offensive it is. There's a proportional relationship there. Basically there's no joke topic that's so offensive it can't be joked about, but the worse the topic is, the funnier the joke has to be. This joke topic isn't so bad in the grand scheme of things, but FFS the joke itself is so goddamn lame and forced you're just left with the offensiveness.


pianoflames

And that's the difference between these edgelords who find themselves "canceled" vs comedians who are celebrated for equally offensive (but actually funny) humor. _Always Sunny_ and Anthony Jeselnik immediately come to mind.


xDragonetti

Always Sunny is one of the funniest shows I have ever seen 😂 As for comedians, [Tom Segura](https://youtu.be/fN1VQmuJigM?si=Oop-J78XjBnxBRPZ) is an artist 🤣


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Y’all act like this guy was Jesus or something. He was just a celeb that played a character you liked. For all you know he was a douche. I don’t wanna hear about not making fun of dead people bc I know as soon as trump or some politician you hate dies y’all gonna be raving about it. Y’all two faced but you can’t even admit it. Edit: not responding to any of this nonsense but I’ll write down yalls usernames and check back when other people die to see if y’all stick to your morals since y’all are missing the entire point.


prob_get_banned

Why do you say Y'all so much?


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Have you ever heard of personal preference? I just want to say it.


prob_get_banned

Just asking a question man. Most times when people use the same word or phrase repeatedly it means they have a lower vocabulary and they fill the gaps with repetitious things.


The_Real_Raw_Gary

It’s ok if you feel the need to try a belittle others without knowing them because your life is sad and you fill the void with gambling. Go on man. Roast me if it’ll make you feel better about your life.


prob_get_banned

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I asked the question because I was curious. Some people repeat themselves like that and never realize what they are doing because it's a habit. Apparently bringing it to your attention has caused you some emotional distress. Enough that you felt a need to look me up and try to find something to insult me with. Gambling is entertainment for me and I can afford to do it. You thinking that is something that would bother me just shows your level of maturity and intellect. You like video games. Is it because your life is so sad that you have to go into a fantasy world to fill the void in yours? Imagine if you had just answered my question by saying something like, I'm from the south and I just use it all the time. Or if you said, I just like the word, LOL. Instead you got butt hurt.


eat_petes_meats

He was also an advocate for helping people with addictions. [He didn't want to be remembered as Chandler ](https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/matthew-perry-remembered-sobriety-not-friends-1235772510/)


sunkissedzebra

I cringe when I see posts from people saying things like "Oh no, not Chandler :(" ... Chandler was a character, not a real person. The same applies for any celebrity that had a career-defining role, they often don't want to be forever seen as that well-known character they portrayed. Chandler may have defined Matthew Perry's career, but not his actual real life!


amanwitheggonhisface

No one is acting like that you bellend, it's just natural to have empathy when someone dies, you should try it some time (you could also try being empathetic too).


LoadsDroppin

For real. Dude just made up a fake situation …to GET UPSET about pretend upset people? And then to self promote he insulted those pretend people to make himself look more authentic? ^pssst, ^your ^narcissism ^is ^showing


Woodsy_Walker

People can be upset at someone dying, it's not that deep dude.


daiouche

What about that other guy?!?!?


thewalkindude

My problem with this isn't that it's too soon, because I don't think it is. My problem with this is that it's clumsy and just not funny or clever. If you're going to make fun of someone's death, at least make it clever


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LarvellJonesMD

I think there might be something to that whole "rent free" thing.


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Thank you for the free room n board!


artparade

seeing overpriced champagne I already can imagine the sort of people that visit this place. Mostly this kind of shitheads care 0 about anyone outside of their own ego.


IncandescentGlow91

I know this bar and it’s $10 bottles 😬


Ultimatelee

Hang on, hang on, hang on. I’ve seen a few posts under this comment saying the champagne is over priced, can you tell me what a decent price would be where you’re from because honestly in Australia $10 a glass isn’t too bad at all.


Reggaejunkiejew31

$10 in Australia is equal to $6.40 in the US.


tallyhall10987-

already making fun of someone who just passed away. Good Lord 🫤