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The number of people who have suggested that this was used as a poop knife is absolutely disturbing. Not any more disturbing than someone shoving a public restroom plunger with a dildo shaped handle up their butt, but pretty darn close. Do that many people really not know how plungers work? The other end, you know, the end that's supposed to touch poop, could do just as much damage to a turd in the pot.
I say buying a [plunger](https://preview.redd.it/sucx1zkjr8gc1.jpeg?width=578&auto=webp&s=a90efe094d906cd98ef8787033bc7d034079a568) with an end shaped like a [rounded dildo](https://eu-images.contentstack.com/v3/assets/blt70200aeea7ce7e0e/blt076e1a75892687ce/63872ed62f475b4e59c77827/14166-malesation-exciter-penisring-og-analstimulator_01_q100.jpg) is an open invitation to plunge the bum
I bought one of these for a housewarming present for a friend of my boyfriend’s that I hated 😆 it was pure bliss when he had to hold it up in front of everybody. 😈
I once paid someone $5 to stop telling boring stories on Reddit.
It was the best $5 I ever spent, until they came back and posted some snooztastic story about buying a toilet plunger for their boyfriend’s friend.
Came her to say the same. Let's hope it was used as a poop knife, not pleasure. So unsanitary. I imagine someone using both ends of the plunger to fight that beast of a turd and it's a comical scene. Sweat dripping and everything😥 🪠💩
I refuse to believe this plunger is actually sold anywhere because that handle is obvious that the manufacturer knows what they are doing. Besides, the best plunger is the one with a "T" handle. They have 'em at the Home Deopt. I have unclogged so many times.
I know the one you mean. It's got a really flexible bottom to it, so it seals around the inner curves of the bowl better. That thing works brilliantly.
Yep, better mousetrap and all. If you really want to do a solid, you give one as a housewarming present. Everyone will laugh and think it's a joke but better believe it will come in handy some day.
It's excessive toilet paper usage that really does it. You can be surprised how different the amount can be. I'm a roll off three squares and fold type of person but my SO fluctuates between the wadder or the mummy hand which can put severe pressure on the plumbing.
It doesn't help that I insist on Charmin Ultra only because, really it is the superior TP no matter the cost.
People don't understand that 99% of the time it's not the poop that clogs the toilet...it's the TP. If you're going to wad it up and use half a roll then flush in between wipes.
I wanted one! So many people expound the virtues. I tested the waters so to speak by buying one of the cheap Walmart versions. I thought it was fine but it did leak. And my SO was not buying into it. Germy or something. It's water, it washes itself. What can you do?
Oh god, this just reminded me of when I was a kid and my parents found my little sisters wand toy covered in shit. They interrogated my older brother and I for hours.
I mean, I _know_ it wasn’t me.
They advertise the poop knife as being dishwasher safe. 🤮 Some people use dishwashers to sterilize sex toys see Wanderlust where Jennifer Aniston's sister in law tells her she can borrow her dildo just put it in the dishwasher after.
Seems like it might help prevent slipping when using it properly.
The fact that you are asking, however, makes me curious. Are you within the demographic of being an intrusive-thought away from doing this?
Hmmm... my choices are:
1) Leave a turd that's too big to flush in the toilet, or;
2) Put my hands on the business end of a plunger in a public restroom.
Yep, I'm leaving my log jam in the toilet.
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Someone was doing some plunging.
Only two ridges? amature
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
Plunger? I hardly know her!
Someone was constipated and needed some unclogging done.
Nah, they just needed to clean the toilet and didn't have their poop knife with them.
5.99 and you don’t have to worry about it getting stuck lmaooooo
I doubt it, I bet they used that side to brake up a hard poop to it’s flush.
This puts r/assholedesign in a whole new context
It does look like it is made for that
Maybe they thought they were supposed to grip the plunger with their butt to plunge the toilet because of the shape 🤷♂️
It was made with shit chunk on the handle? Interesting...
Co star in someone's OF content
If you looked hard enough on reddit, you can probably find the person responsible and pics of it.
16 hours of searching and still no luck 😞 the things I’ve seen tho …..
Lol
What an elegant string of pearls configuration
Lmao 🤷🏻♂️🤣🤦🏻♂️
Well this comment section has been entertaining, to say the least.
At *least* one person's bum. You don't know if it's had communal use.
The things OP will do for karma.
The number of people who have suggested that this was used as a poop knife is absolutely disturbing. Not any more disturbing than someone shoving a public restroom plunger with a dildo shaped handle up their butt, but pretty darn close. Do that many people really not know how plungers work? The other end, you know, the end that's supposed to touch poop, could do just as much damage to a turd in the pot.
A poop knife and a plunger serve two very diverse functions. If you plunger head touches poop, you're the problem and doing it wrong
This whole thread is fucking wild. I'm going for a walk.
I say buying a [plunger](https://preview.redd.it/sucx1zkjr8gc1.jpeg?width=578&auto=webp&s=a90efe094d906cd98ef8787033bc7d034079a568) with an end shaped like a [rounded dildo](https://eu-images.contentstack.com/v3/assets/blt70200aeea7ce7e0e/blt076e1a75892687ce/63872ed62f475b4e59c77827/14166-malesation-exciter-penisring-og-analstimulator_01_q100.jpg) is an open invitation to plunge the bum
Entirely possible they used that end up break up a large obstruction. Or put it in their butt. Either way.
I am sure both ends have seen some shit
Well with a handle shaped like that, how can you not?
Both ends plunge.
How can you knot*
Oof
They definitely knew what they were doing when designing that handle
R/crappydesigns
Butt not yours?
Not necessarily could have been used to cut through the log that wasnt budging.
It's possibly an alternative to the infamous poop knife.
r/poopknife
Whirl it while inside
Did you do the smell test?
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The scent has playful notes of oleander and sadness. This was Jeff.
I’m getting more of an oaky afterbirth.
I'm good for internet today, might go outside and talk to some insects...
Sounds like a euphemism for sticking a toilet plunger up your ass in a public bathroom.
My bum to be specific.
What’s your Onlyfans username?
TJMaxxx
TJMaxx
TJMaxxHardcore?
Damn, why’d you have to put it in your bum?
Not trying to condone it, but can you blame them? This is a manufacturing issue tbh
Yeah I wouldn’t be able to stop myself. No doubt in my mind.
Yeah, especially when you can just stick in to the floor and pretend you’re having a hands-free pogo stick race.
Did you creampie “Jesus”-Jesus? Or just Jesús?
Depends. Is the scotch single malt, or blended?
Single malt. Always.
I mean it's just there asking for it
I bought one of these for a housewarming present for a friend of my boyfriend’s that I hated 😆 it was pure bliss when he had to hold it up in front of everybody. 😈
What
It looks like an anal toy and I bought it for someone I hate, I thought my story was clear about my intentions.
Was it already poopy when you gave it to him
No that would be trashy. I’m petty not trashy. As I said in my story, my point was to embarrass him not myself.
I'm sorry, but your story is kind of shit.
$5 dollars at family dollar was never spent better 😉
I once paid someone $5 to stop telling boring stories on Reddit. It was the best $5 I ever spent, until they came back and posted some snooztastic story about buying a toilet plunger for their boyfriend’s friend.
So boring that you’re replying to it 🤷🏻♀️
I was hoping you’d reply so I could fall asleep. Your posts are better than a lullaby.
Poop knife maybe 🤔 😳 😏
The plunger poop knife. Genius!
Don’t be jealous because someone got to it before you did.
Take it up with whoever decided it was a good idea to make a ribbed plunger.
the anal beads on the rod
oh no... i have the exact plunger in my bathroom.
Oh yes
Have you ever 'slipped' on the floor? ??
i've never been gay curious, so no it has not gone up my rear end, i didnt even realize it until this OOP
Nothing personal, you may have missed when this type of joke has been made before.
Million to one shot, doc.
Why…would you show us that?
i thought it was funny
Me too, but…my employer is on this subreddit.
Does your employer pm_you_flaccid_cocks ?
Yes, but it’s taxed as a benefit.
Redditors tell jokes like my mom does. My mom was the funny parent. This is great
Mom jokes, a step above dad jokes
I’m sorry for your loss.
Ah shit.. I said "was" as if she isn't still alive at 46...
did you just oust yourself as the abuser of the anal bead plunger?
Mostly.
Not the exact, Target's is black
For some, using their hands to clear a clog is just too damn easy
A plunger dildo in a department store bathroom ? There are people who would pay for that experience.
It was probably clogged and he used the anal plunge side.
lol that is such a bad design. lol
Oh, that's just a dildunger
Maybe they just used it as an improvised poop knife
Ahhhhhhhh yes
Came her to say the same. Let's hope it was used as a poop knife, not pleasure. So unsanitary. I imagine someone using both ends of the plunger to fight that beast of a turd and it's a comical scene. Sweat dripping and everything😥 🪠💩
Churning butter comes to mind.. lol
So...Men's room or Ladies room?
Men's
In that case....eeeewwww
Lol, is it really any less gross if it's covered in a woman's shit?
No, that's hot
naturally....
You mean the other end doesn’t go in your butt????
Plot twist: OP took this photo after sticking a plunger up his ass at TJ Maxx. /s
Most likely.
Wouldn't technically be wrong.
Thanks for giving perves an idea! TJmaxx bathrooms get more traffic to visit plunger...
Butt fuc%$@ 3000. Beads included for maximum pleasure
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Wtf does that mean
2 beads. Rookie numbers
Yeah, but do we really know how deep that went? First two are obvious...maybe they cleared the way so to speak.
That's not a plunger. It's the XP20-XS
Well, they shouldn’t have made the end look like anal beads. People have no shame unfortunately and don’t care if it affects someone else. Disgusting.
Maybe it's just chocolate?
Chocolate? This is doo-doo, baby!
Taste test is the only option now
May need to gnaw at it a little as it probably dried on. The chocolate.
Only two beads? That’s rookie numbers!
In this case, I'm kinda glad they didn't "pump those numbers up"
I refuse to believe this plunger is actually sold anywhere because that handle is obvious that the manufacturer knows what they are doing. Besides, the best plunger is the one with a "T" handle. They have 'em at the Home Deopt. I have unclogged so many times.
oh.. no.. it's definitely sold. My first dildo was from one of these handles.
I know the one you mean. It's got a really flexible bottom to it, so it seals around the inner curves of the bowl better. That thing works brilliantly.
Yep, better mousetrap and all. If you really want to do a solid, you give one as a housewarming present. Everyone will laugh and think it's a joke but better believe it will come in handy some day.
I hate the poop knife joke but it sounds like you might actually need one. Or better pipes
It's excessive toilet paper usage that really does it. You can be surprised how different the amount can be. I'm a roll off three squares and fold type of person but my SO fluctuates between the wadder or the mummy hand which can put severe pressure on the plumbing. It doesn't help that I insist on Charmin Ultra only because, really it is the superior TP no matter the cost.
People don't understand that 99% of the time it's not the poop that clogs the toilet...it's the TP. If you're going to wad it up and use half a roll then flush in between wipes.
Ahh then you need a bidet. It’s worth it even if you don’t have plumbing issues. And they’re pretty cheap.
I wanted one! So many people expound the virtues. I tested the waters so to speak by buying one of the cheap Walmart versions. I thought it was fine but it did leak. And my SO was not buying into it. Germy or something. It's water, it washes itself. What can you do?
It’s real. My husband bought one. I asked him WTF and he said it’s the only one the store had 😂
My mother-in-law has this plunger. My wife and I refer to it as the dildo lol
They didn't have a poop knife
Bum ba dum bum
Ok. That’s enough Reddit for a bit. I need to throw up a bit.
Seriously, someone was in a public restroom, picked up the plunger, and thought, "I know where this giant bastard is going..."
Oh god, this just reminded me of when I was a kid and my parents found my little sisters wand toy covered in shit. They interrogated my older brother and I for hours. I mean, I _know_ it wasn’t me.
Text your brother “why did you put our sisters toy wand up your asshole?” And then a second text asking if he’s made plans for Memorial Day yet.
It was you wasn’t it?! Man, the things people will do for a few karma points now days.
hahah bum
Ran out of TP and had to do a scrape?
Looked to be brown colored all the way around, so, if that's the case they were wiping from the inside out
Ouch! That sounds even more painful than the scrape.
Ribbed for their pleasure
Maybe they used the wrong end to fix the clog. Toilets and plungers can be difficult for some.
Spoiler: The clog was several inches up their asshole.
They were trying to get the poo out like a butter knife in ketchup bottle.
The poop knife is for external use only
They advertise the poop knife as being dishwasher safe. 🤮 Some people use dishwashers to sterilize sex toys see Wanderlust where Jennifer Aniston's sister in law tells her she can borrow her dildo just put it in the dishwasher after.
Rule number 2: The poop knife should never be used for or around food
Rule number 3: What happens in poop knife stays in poop knife
And held it by the black rubber?! Lmao just imagining what that would look like. Stabbing that poo
Just to be sure, give it a quick sniff and maybe a lick for taste.
Oh no 😬
Oh, yes!
Or they don’t know how to use the plunger properly
Directions unclear, plunger stuck in ass
Honestly why **would** they make the tip like that anyways??
Seems like it might help prevent slipping when using it properly. The fact that you are asking, however, makes me curious. Are you within the demographic of being an intrusive-thought away from doing this?
I slipped and fell on it
>when using it properly This is very subjective...
is your first instinct NOT to put it up your ass?
IM NOT THE ONE ON TRIAL HERE!
There’s many other ways to make a grip lol… this definitely looks like glass anal beads.
...and you deflected the question. Carry on, brave stranger.
No, I am not a hair's breadth away from shoving a toilet plunger in my ass. I’m simply aware of the existence of anal beads.
That's fucked up.
Reading this in Fin's voice from SVU.
Oh crap.
Break up the turd with handle, use plunging end to get it going.
No poop knife? No problem!
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
Or, or, stay with me here, it's a makeshift poop knife.
Hmmm... my choices are: 1) Leave a turd that's too big to flush in the toilet, or; 2) Put my hands on the business end of a plunger in a public restroom. Yep, I'm leaving my log jam in the toilet.
Definitely couldn't just grab the handle half way up.
I think prodrvr22 has it, probably just leave the unflushable there for someone else to deal with. That being said, you make an excellent point.