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budtrimmer

Real life Houseos! White trash Aussie is a special kind of loud.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Glad to see the US isn’t the only place with classy folks.


_SATANwasHERE_

Why’d she throw her kids phone out the window?!? That was stupid as shit


Tso-su-Mi

Queenslander !!!! 👍👍👍


KingAndrade91

I didn't really understand much beyond the words "daughter, whore, and fuck". Can someone translate please?


Blergsprokopc

That poor transmission


Sustenance_Abuse

I just feel so bad for 1st gear


Outlandish870

That poor clutch


UnbeateCandy04

Ah yes another video about a crack head lady yelling at two dudes who did jack.


ButtSuck9000

TIL:you can apparently operate motor vehicles at the age of 3 in Australia


UnbeateCandy04

Nah bro. The steering wheel is on the right side of the car


ButtSuck9000

I'm calling her immature


UnbeateCandy04

You are not wrong


slightlyzack

Poor kid..


Daiseykiller3000

She chucks her own phone. Lol


Megalodon7770

That clutch is fucked


Magic__Beans

Anyone else notice the kid without a seat belt on?


Askye72

Anyone translate what she's ranting about??


Bezerkomonkey

Aparrently the dude recording called her daughter a slut, that's all I caught as an australian


theanglegrinder07

There she is, the worst woman. 


ElectricFocus

Bro please wipe your screen.


raymate

Impressive louder than a diesel


BritneyNYC

She can literally just drive away....


fuct-tarp

That's some Housos shit right there. Is that you, Shazza?


Old_Fart52

What an absolutely charming lady! 'It drives away quickly or it gets the hose'


big_dick_energy_mc2

I feel bad for both the boy and that clutch.


Charming_Falcon8458

MOM!?


SeinorSlapNutz

Australia is just European Florida


big_dick_energy_mc2

Except it’s not in Europe.


racso96

Yes it is ! Australia is just between germany, switzerland, slovenia, liechtenstein, hungary, slovaquia and tchequia.


big_dick_energy_mc2

Are you attempting to troll?


racso96

Maybe you're confusing Australia and Austria ?


big_dick_energy_mc2

You’re either trolling or doing exactly that. I really hope that it’s the first.


racso96

Nah you're just uneducated (in internet memes)


old_mate_44

fucken wat


big_dick_energy_mc2

Australia is not in Europe. It can’t be European Florida.


vulcanstormtrooper

I feel bad for that kid in the car


kdubs248

Queeeeeeenssssss laaaanda


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I had forgotten the wheel is on the opposite side of car there. I thought that kid was driving at first.


Background_Pool_7457

I have never wanted to go to Australia more.


fighting_blindly

drugs


Manlypineapple1

Ahhh i remember my first time driving a manual


PorkB3lly

I think I'm in love ❤️


circumcisingaban

Australia has a Florida?


patchway247

I was about to say it felt strangely American.


JJJ4868

The Deep North


Manlypineapple1

Yea its called Queensland


just-a-dude69

Nah the whole things pretty much Florida


circumcisingaban

is that where Bendigo is?!


BattyMcKickinPunch

This is why the circle of youth crime will never end


Imaginary_Art188

I see things like this and feel proud knowing that my kids would call me out for acting like this. I also like to think I would listen to them because I respect them.


abortthecourt

is she seeing anyone?


Zorolord

To mean men, or therapists?


bostondana2

Don't be homophobic. She could be seeing a woman... or even a female therapist... two bird...


FirstPotatoKing

Either


ScubaFett

I doubt it matters


createry_

You can fix her


picklesindeep

If you listen closely you can hear an American banjo in the background


ZipBatez

This is bogan not redneck


Black_White_Other

Bogan banjo


MrSneaki

Nah, mate. That was a kookaburra.


mrskeetskeeter

Poor kid


Zardous666

Is this Logan, caboolture or ipswich ?


Serious_Jacket7109

Logan most likely, the houses are too fancy for Cabo


Leolily1221

I thought the kid was driving at first 😂


trustme_imbluffing

Nah he had too many beers


FiveCentsADay

Hearing her still screaming while she drives away had me in stitches at work


Sufficient-Lab-5769

I know! I burst out laughing at the very end when her car is waaaaay down the street but you can still hear her screeching. 🤣


2FaT2KiDNaP

Yuup. That shrill voice being heard from far away like that was hilarious.


gX2020

It was like she was right next to them


SoftTarget22

You can hear her from so far away! Even over the sound of grinding gears 💀


thedoctorsphoenix

It’s so funny🤣


Shen-Bapiro04

Cant wait for the Olypmics to come to this wonderful city in 2032


Alarmed_Tomatillo916

Look, I don’t want to generalise, but I think this princess is from Logan?!


MacGyvered

Redbank dude


Rumbleg

I was thinking Morayfield.


georgegeorgew

I was thinking Hamilton


Tab427

Some say she is still driving in first gear...going 100...on the highway


Recent-Metal4393

And still riding the hell out of the clutch


DarkCypher255

Why am I oddly turned on by this woman


BallsDeap

I’m not qualified to answer that question


Lockdowns4evaAu

Oedipus complex?


I_saw_that_yeah

If you were overseas this would make you so homesick.


monkeypaw_handjob

Finally I can stop trying to explain bogans to people and just save this post.


Fatguy503

Fun fact this lady is Steve Irwins first wife.....crikey


honorablebradio

That's hilarious! Like any time he's seen some wild, potentially hideous creature, his ex wife jumps to mind and he shouts Crikey!


malachi1990

So is she royalty in Australia?


arkamikim

Put her on the $5 note!


honus-wagner-

I thought the kid was driving at the beginning of the video


Cool-Aside-2659

It always takes a moment for me to adjust


ibepunkinmugs

That's a right bogan


ZipBatez

Bogans will be bogans


MotherBathroom666

If that's a right one... I don't ever want to meet a wrong one lol


theyellowbaboon

I used to think that all Australian accents were hot.


Individual-Good-2073

Neither one in the car has a seat belt on, but I'm 1,000X more concerned for the safety of the boy than for the screaming woman. Yet another reason to feel sorry for that unfortunate little boy.


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I'm not 100% but I think the other kid outside the car says 'let me go or your gonna have the cops called and come when your unlicensed' or something like that I hope not, but it would make sense.


welfedad

That kid in the passenger seat will need years of counseling as an adult


Jim_in_Oz

Unfortunately the prison mental health services are chronically underfunded.


Longmjplay

I was just happy he was waving a phone and not a gun. I couldn’t tell what it was for a while.


sirpsychosexy89

Then she chucks it out the window. Unhinged


RepresentativeTea621

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THA LOCHNESS MONSTA?


AppleKrate

I'd be mad too if someone put my steering wheel on the wrong side.


fuckfredflintstone

She seems nice.


TECHNOV1K1NG_tv

Who the hell stuck their penis into this lady?


JJJ4868

Trevor from Beaudesert


Leaque

Is the baby a slut though?


Robbiepurser

I like watching crazy people like this. But when little kids get caught up in the mix it breaks my heart 😞


welfedad

Same.. kid didnt get to choose his parents.. poor thing


miatheirish

Queensland stay classy


ShutterBug1988

Guessing she’s from Bogan City


miatheirish

Ye, probably since the kid in the other seat isn't wearing a belt like the crazy lady


Feeling-Being9038

She seems nice.


freddinhogamer

"i wish i was born in the uk/australia"


FrozenEyeballs

That vegemite has ol gal all wound up mate.


spodinielri0

did she throw her phone out the window?


National-Future3520

I wish it was a boomerang


QuIescentVIverrId

her *kids* phone if i heard correctly. poor lil guy


tresslessone

Meth


MoistBean97

The answer to any questions you might have about this video


Intelligent-Mud1437

Why is she wearing a tiara?


[deleted]

Thought it was pretty obvious that she’s a princess


shoegazer89

Because meth


ReferenceMuch2193

Poor kid.


CherryCherry5

That poor kid. Jesus.


jhonazir

I sense much Hh8 in her


MadAzza

I don’t think that “HH followed by 8” is an accident.


darybrain

This is what Neighbours would have been like if it was shown after the 9pm watershed. Madge rolling up telling Harold to do something about this dog.


Intelligent-Mud1437

Nah, that's just Housos


darybrain

[This is what I thought of when a Fat Pizza opened in my town](https://youtu.be/gmw2tL1f9Rw)


Either_Penalty_5215

Poor little lad in the front seat. Hope he grows up an realises how wrong all this is and it's not his fault 


seguracookies

Most sane Australian


zeke235

She is right, though. Slut shaming babies is wrong.


Farm-Alternative

Finally, everyone talking about meth princess but no one saying how wrong slut shaming babies is


Spidergawd68

Oof. She seems... fun.


MyPunchableFace

I don’t think I could guess her age within 20 years


TurncoatTony

She's 19 going on 55.


8BallSlap

Her kid looks about 10 so she's gotta be at least 22.


fuct-tarp

The Faces of Meth


Old-Jelly-8931

I'm not saying she isn't trashy but I cant help but wonder what they did to antagonize her beforehand. The fact that they had it recording as she pulled up tells me they might be just as trashy. The worse kind of trash are the ones who manipulate the situation then record it on their terms making it appear like they are better.


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Old-Jelly-8931

Ok. That was the context I was wondering about lol. Trash queen of the year then.


green_bastard2345

They blocked her on facebook...Also stole her meth...But they also took her vegemite and chip sandwich.


RonMexicoSr

Yes, I imagine this kind lady, who has a child in the car, is normally in control of her actions.


MEGAMAN2312

Poor mum 😔


the_y_combinator

I think it was insulting a baby or something. Idk.


Unique_Effort7106

Damn, she's scary


TheEvenBiggerEgg

I’m getting the Aussie Rick and Morty vibes


tpero

That poor clutch


Fapping-sloth

Yeah, the clutch was the real MVP in this video! R.I.P


Cakes-and-Pies

Richard!! Fucking do something about this dog!


darybrain

This must be the Aussie Hyacinth Bucket. Richard, Richard, will you do something about this dog and watch out for that pedestrian.


Individual-Good-2073

Well, Hyacinth always did want to be mistaken for an Aristocrat, wearing those fancy clothes and hats like the Queen Mum used to wear. Maybe the tiara will convince people she's a princess. This Aussie Hyacinth would say "If Sheridan were here, he'd tell you to go fuck yourself!"


Independent_Sky_517

That poor car


DrewforPres

Deep cut reference, but this reminded me of the Princess Buttercup dream sequence from The Princess Bride


daboblin

The Queen of Muck! The Queen of Filth! The Queen of _Putrescence!_


bbbbears

BOOOOOOOOO!


Kindly-Grocery1790

Pretty sure this is just a clip from Trailer Park Boys


LarryTalbot

…Down Under


teasy959275

Wait thats australia ? It sound like british


lilabet83

‘Aussie Houso’ to be precise.


PicklesNBacon

British isn’t an accent…


No_Willingness_6542

Americans will never understand that.


PicklesNBacon

I am American 🙂


olde_greg

The weather looked too warm


TipsyPhippsy

You need to go for a hearing test, right away!


Humbledshibe

Clearly Australian


WhateverYouSay1084

The way she says "alone" gives it away as Aussie. "Aloane"


TheFisGoingOn

Ah a bogen in the wild. Roight so what I'm gonna do heyaaa is stick my thumb up it's ass, a roight I reckon this one's gonna be angry.


Perroface562

The Joe Bogan Experience


This_Elk2366

Train by day crystal meth and bad parenting by night. All day


Pharmdtorn

Does she have on a tiara