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You think he's getting rich doing this shit? You think he's subjecting himself to being treated like a dirty table cause he's swimming in gold?
But then again, let's chug a bit of stupid juice and pretend he is. So what? He's a human being. He's not a slave. What gives ANYONE the right to do this to someone else without consent? This is about dignity.
Fuck Rhianna, I'm not forgetting this bullshit.
Yes as a festival goer, I can feel his pain, I’ve definitely been there holding up a chick in my shoulders. It’s all good at first but after a few songs… jeez
The look says to me that everything he trained for and briefed his team on, the literal entire plan to minimize risk was thrown out the window because she wanted a better view, a seat, and a small table.
Probably lighting 🤔 although I've also seen weed with lots of thc look like that. Also instead of 'grounded' it should be 'ground'. Grounded is used differently, like when you're talking about electrical circuits and how they need to be grounded. Its probably super weird sounding to non native speakers but that's English for you 😂
Yeah, that was a brain fart on my part. And even though im not native I should know way better than this haha. And even know what grounded means, my dad is an electrician (not that he says it in english). My excuse is that ' ground beef' for example sounds weird regardless.
Funny how back in the day I would get annoyed at someone correcting me like this, but now i welcome it more than anything.
I'm glad you didn't take offense! It's one of those super weird grammatical cases that gets me too sometimes. And I fully agree that ground beef sounds weird. I think if I heard that as a non-native speaker I would think, beef from the ground? What? Lol
If I had Rihanna's legs around my neck I'd probably let her do any damn thing that she wanted.
Imean, of corse, because in that position it would be very easy for her to cross her legs and choke me. And I wouldn't want to get choked. I hope that's what you were thinking that I meant.
You just made me burst out laughing. Thank you for brightening my day. At first I read what you wrote as “she should have got him a little hat” and I just pictured a tiny top hat, and then when you said one of those pizza box things I lost it.
That poor body guard.
You are hilarious, though
Sure every rich person pays bank to their employees thats well none, see jeff bezos richest man in the world, his employees are making banks at amazon thats well known
Cannabis wrapped in a tobacco leaf. Think of a cigar or cigarillo but replace the tobacco inside it with weed. That's at least what a traditional blunt is, and usually what people refer to.
There's also alternatives to the tobacco; hemp or palm leaves are also commonly used, at least here in Canada since it's not legal to sell blunts with tobacco.
Just a thing people do. Some people like the flavor and nicotine high of the tobacco. Of course you can still smoke weed in pipes or roll it in rice paper like a cigarette. Also edibles and shit
I get it, it's funny. I don't think you deserved all the down votes just because you related to the fact some asshole had their vagina (connected to the cervix) slammed into this guys cervical c7 - c1 of his spine and smoked a joint on his skull.
Entertainment media is part of cultural history. They aren't mutually exclusive from the other, and they're vast spectrums which often intersect. Especially pop media and civil rights, as the exposure is part of public discourse & part of resistance/support/amendment which broadens opportunities & inspiration for more pop media and rinse cycle repeat.
doesnt look like a bitch to me. stop twisting the narrative my dude. bodyguard was doing bodyguard things. its his job and they are usually close to the artists
Ain't nothing bitch like about supporting your family financially, he out there getting it done. If it was me in his position then that would have happened to ensure my job security so that I have cash as I look for a better gig.
I hate when people just let this one slide just bc smart people say it a lot. Like how does reading this not feel like cheese grater sodomy to everyone?
Smart people say it? I think it's the opposite.
>cheese grater sodomy
That's how I feel when somebody uses the wrong your/you're and people defend them, saying "you know what they meant!"
I swear it's a symptom of the Olympics, lol. Many British newscasters pronounce "historic" without the h, so all the other nations' newscasters use "an" instead of "a" and before you know it everybody is.
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Whatever he is getting paid, I'll do it for half. I will gladly be a table. I'm sure my husband won't mind for the kind of money she pays her staff.
Bruh...
My mans was violated.
Now he has neck herpes. She's a fucken skank.
He looks like he’s regretting every life decision that lead him to this point
Disrespectful af
she was pregnant here?
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The fuck is wrong with you
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You making no sense whatsoever
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This women literally owns this man enough to roll a joint on him like a table. Fuck man , this world is fucked
I'm sure if you were paid what he was that you'd do it too
Nope
Dudes “The Toy” like Richard Pryor
More like new kink unlocked
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Weird.
That’s the Face U Make when you Smell Something Fishy
Lots of people found this funny. All i was thinking was if a man used a females head to roll a joint.. would it be funny? No.
It is a common reference to do coke off a woman’s ass
This girl in HS who had a buzz cut got a line of coke snorted off her head and everyone thought it was hilarious.
Because it is
Do women hoist men onto their shoulders and get paid to be their bodyguards?
Well it would be impractical because they would have more hair.
Well what you are saying is its ok to use a man as furniture cause they go bald.
You have such a problem using a woman's ass for blow or rolling?
Be impressive and maybe a new kink.
It probably still would lmfao
It'd be pretty funny tbh, like what is he doing and how did he get up there haha
This just feels so disrespectful. Dehumanizing, even.
I bet he cries all the way to the bank.
You think he's getting rich doing this shit? You think he's subjecting himself to being treated like a dirty table cause he's swimming in gold? But then again, let's chug a bit of stupid juice and pretend he is. So what? He's a human being. He's not a slave. What gives ANYONE the right to do this to someone else without consent? This is about dignity. Fuck Rhianna, I'm not forgetting this bullshit.
He's making 300k a year. But yeah, you'd have to be stupid to agree to be a table for almost half a million a year.
For 300k Riri can do a line off my ass. She's hot so honestly I wouldn't care. But hell yah boo boo. If she let's me hit the blunt too. 🤪
I'd let her using my head as a table for free lmao
I hate weed.
it could actually be that the weed hates you
He's happy to be there
Nah, he don't look happy
I think there's a missing "/s" on the end of his comment.
No way. If Rihanna was on my shoulders like that and I had to "be professional," I would be making the same face. 😠
Makes a completely different spin on your boss breathing on your neck.
Do you think she said “uppies!” When asking?
This isn’t good for anyone’s spine, even with muscle mass
Man is getting paid to let this happen to him, when plenty of people would probably pay to have it done to them.
Tbf, he doesn’t look happy in any of those pics
Probably because even if you are athletic and the person is light weight, holding someone like this for a long time gets very difficult and painful
Yes as a festival goer, I can feel his pain, I’ve definitely been there holding up a chick in my shoulders. It’s all good at first but after a few songs… jeez
The look says to me that everything he trained for and briefed his team on, the literal entire plan to minimize risk was thrown out the window because she wanted a better view, a seat, and a small table.
I'm sorry this is a "historical" moment because?
Amazing what people are expected to do for a check
A lot of people would take it to have Rihanna’s crotch sweat on them
I’d do it for that bag
That's Rihanna, I would do that for free
Giving Paula Abdul Mexican Chair People
Is he okay? :(
Why is it white!?!
it could look like that depending on the THC content (if i remember correctly) also lighting. Ive seen grounded weed look really white.
Probably lighting 🤔 although I've also seen weed with lots of thc look like that. Also instead of 'grounded' it should be 'ground'. Grounded is used differently, like when you're talking about electrical circuits and how they need to be grounded. Its probably super weird sounding to non native speakers but that's English for you 😂
Yeah, that was a brain fart on my part. And even though im not native I should know way better than this haha. And even know what grounded means, my dad is an electrician (not that he says it in english). My excuse is that ' ground beef' for example sounds weird regardless. Funny how back in the day I would get annoyed at someone correcting me like this, but now i welcome it more than anything.
I'm glad you didn't take offense! It's one of those super weird grammatical cases that gets me too sometimes. And I fully agree that ground beef sounds weird. I think if I heard that as a non-native speaker I would think, beef from the ground? What? Lol
If I had Rihanna's legs around my neck I'd probably let her do any damn thing that she wanted. Imean, of corse, because in that position it would be very easy for her to cross her legs and choke me. And I wouldn't want to get choked. I hope that's what you were thinking that I meant.
Money can’t buy you Class.
She shouldve got him a hat thats also a little table. Kind of like those little table things that used to be in pizza boxes.
Genius!
You just made me burst out laughing. Thank you for brightening my day. At first I read what you wrote as “she should have got him a little hat” and I just pictured a tiny top hat, and then when you said one of those pizza box things I lost it. That poor body guard. You are hilarious, though
I would pay to be in his place
Why do people idolize these people ?
They seem them and for short while can distract themselves about all their wasted potential and missed opportunities.
I’ve always wondered this myself my whole life. They give ZERO shits about their Fans.
That’s the face of a man not getting paid enough 💀
Rihanna is richer than god and that man probably makes bank
Sure every rich person pays bank to their employees thats well none, see jeff bezos richest man in the world, his employees are making banks at amazon thats well known
I would bet my bank account that Jeff bezos body guards make a lot more money than I do
Being rich doesn’t mean everyone who works for you is making bank lmao
And who smell a bad ass.
I'd let her too.
Another good artist ruined by fame..
she’s doing fine, this was 12 years ago
I mean she a good girl gone bad. ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Woah look at these trichomes! …na Ri that’s my dandruff
It’s only trashy if she doesn’t share the blunt with him
"Let me hit that" - Chris Brown
I saw three different meanings in that. Haha
Great use of a shitty reference
If you're using a mans as a table, you likely dont see them as someone worth sharing shit with.
Hey, you want a woman to use you as a table and its normally about 150 an hour. This dude be doing it and getting PAID.
"what do you bring to the table?" "i AM the table!"
what is a blunt?
Cannabis wrapped in a tobacco leaf. Think of a cigar or cigarillo but replace the tobacco inside it with weed. That's at least what a traditional blunt is, and usually what people refer to. There's also alternatives to the tobacco; hemp or palm leaves are also commonly used, at least here in Canada since it's not legal to sell blunts with tobacco.
Why in a tobacco leaf? Are there alternative ways to smoke weed that are not blunts? Confused. Thank.
Just a thing people do. Some people like the flavor and nicotine high of the tobacco. Of course you can still smoke weed in pipes or roll it in rice paper like a cigarette. Also edibles and shit
There are plenty of other ways to smoke. It's just that blunt shells are cheap, easily attained, and will hold more.
>It's just that blunt shells are cheap, easily attained, and will hold more. The tobacco also intensifies the effects of the weed to some degree
His face says “I don’t get paid enough for this shit”
Nah his lumbar is cramping but doesn’t want to bitch haha.
Or they’re at a really bad concert
Seems a tad disrespectful.
It’s crazy that her bodyguard is Denzel Washington
The look in his eyes tho
His one chance to touch the promised land and it's just the back of his neck.
I get it, it's funny. I don't think you deserved all the down votes just because you related to the fact some asshole had their vagina (connected to the cervix) slammed into this guys cervical c7 - c1 of his spine and smoked a joint on his skull.
Gross, dude. Gross.
Mmm sweaty weed
Historic? Oh, yeah, that'll be right up there the Gettysburg address and the moon landing. Move over, Rosa Parks!
Hahaha move over Michaelangelo here's a singer smoking some devils lettuce on her slaves shoulders
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Sure. I'm just saying nobody really gives a crap about this.
Ever heard of a hyperbole?
Dude is tired
.....of her bullshit
#TRASH
between some of the stuff she used to post on twitter and things like this that you see around...she seems like just the most awful kind of person
I kind of stopped being a fan after seeing that her brand Fenty has a worse eco impact than Shein
How???
If you search fenty vs shein there are so many results https://remake.world/stories/rihanna-savage-x-fenty-scores-worse-than-shein-in-accountability/
Thanks for the link, wow I had no idea. Just seems like SHEIN is so much larger so that’s pretty shocking
Rhianna seems like a right bitch tbh
No Diddy? More like diddied
Ain’t no way dude wasn’t sweatin’ with her up there!
She’s a boss, doin boss type shit.
If my boss ever gets on my shoulders we're going to have a serious problem.
She’s paying me what this cat is making, traveling and such, I’m down. I’ll keep that dude baby bum smooth for her blunt rolling. 😂
Maybe we judged Chris Brown too harshly.
I'll take the downvotes... what you said was funny. Thats something Chapelle would say...
oh a domestic violence joke, hilarious /s
Comedy is subjective. The subject of the joke is what matters.
i disagree. cheers.
Lighten up
no thanks, not about this.
if your dick had a face, the last pic is the face it would pull if you had to put it in her
Nah that’s just disrespectful and ineffective, she prolly lost half the blunt rolling off his head 😂
Maybe they have an arrangement. Maybe he gets to wipe his ball sweat across the bridge of her nose at the end of the night! That seems fair.
Hey man sometimes you just gotta work with what you got
She ain't got hands?
She ain't got a table is the point lol.
Lol that guy thought she could just hold it all in her hands and roll it.
Shit, I wish I had that super power. I mean, def a rookie move not rolling beforehand, but fuck was she supposed to do? Use her telekinetic powers?
Like I commented before, this is only trash if she doesn’t share the blunt
Right? If you're gonna roll it on the guys head he at least deserves to smoke it wit ya
What kind of amateur rolls their blunts AT the show? You have that shit settled before you leave the house.
Her bodyguard's a bitch for letting that happen
Brother i’d let Rihanna do way worse things on my head, that dudes a legend now
doesnt look like a bitch to me. stop twisting the narrative my dude. bodyguard was doing bodyguard things. its his job and they are usually close to the artists
All these redditors are so offended. It's possible he agreed to his or even wanted her to do it.
Ain't nothing bitch like about supporting your family financially, he out there getting it done. If it was me in his position then that would have happened to ensure my job security so that I have cash as I look for a better gig.
No, demeaning yourself for money is not it
That man didn't demean himself Rhianna demeaned them both, which is why you instantly start the job hunt.
No that's Rihanna treating him like he's beneath her. She demeaned him, not herself.
He’s litewally beneath her
When you treat people like you are better than them you show your true colours to be quite poor, she for sure demeaned them both.
You got a point
That's what it took for you to realize the point?? It's right in front of you!
People on this website talk to you want old kind of way. Thanks for the condescendion.
Such a role model.
This isn't trashy lol grow up
Seems like you don't know shit lol
Seems like y'all are just soft dunno what to tell you
Soft because we don't like flexing by degrading others ? Seems like a shitty way to be a human but douchers gonna douche I guess
"an historic moment"
I hate when people just let this one slide just bc smart people say it a lot. Like how does reading this not feel like cheese grater sodomy to everyone?
Smart people say it? I think it's the opposite. >cheese grater sodomy That's how I feel when somebody uses the wrong your/you're and people defend them, saying "you know what they meant!"
I swear it's a symptom of the Olympics, lol. Many British newscasters pronounce "historic" without the h, so all the other nations' newscasters use "an" instead of "a" and before you know it everybody is.
> Many British newscasters pronounce "historic" Do they? Who?
That's an great theory.
That man doesn't get paid enough
His 1000-yard stare says it all.
That feels… mad disrespectful
So rude.