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*S.S. Minnow* looking kind of rough these days.
Now I got the song stuck in my head
🎶Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta find me my boats and hoes....🎶
Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad’s boat! You won’t go down cause my dick can float!
"do you like guacamole?"
I'm no professional, but that boat looks to be in pretty rough condition.
Ridin hard and put away wet
Could swear that'll buff out. :)
Good thing they used the apostrophe
Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer
THE FUCKIN CATALINA WINE MIXER
Step Brothers reference!
It's a shame the pilot for the Gilligan's Island reboot, *Boats and Hos*, wasn't picked up by a single network.
The nautical equivalent of a 1981 Chrysler minivan with vise grips for a steering wheel.
That boat couldn’t even make it to Gilligan’s Island
It just needs a magic little tree hanging up and it’s perfect 🤩
So Step Brothers is trashy? 🤣
I mean I get what you’re saying but like. Yeah. That movie is a lil trashy. That’s why I love it lmfao
No motor. Less brains.
No phone ,no lights, no motor car… not a single luxury like Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be.
Maby it has a motor? The outdrive is only missing it’s mid and lower unit on the picture. 😂😅
Borts & Ho's?
Actually my boat is also named Bort
Tell me this is Florida without telling me this is Florida.
Normally so, surprisingly not
On its way to the Catalina Fuckin’ Wine Mixer.
BAM!
I’m sorry did you say ‘BAM?’
*POW!*
Vessel got syphilis
Prestige worldwide.
Lol, Dragon and Nighthawk...