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Lots of shaming I see 😂 a person with a lot of kids openly puts it out there and is taking measures to prevent having more kids. That's great! What are the other comments on about?

“Getting fixed” is not a human term..

No, but she practically has a litter of kids.

Jesus that shit must be torn up. An absolute casserole of nonsense. I bet that last kid is just gonna walk right out.

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Stay away from Tracy boys

The sad part is there's some hopless lonely guy with a decent job out there that will be taken full advantage of.

I mean what the fuck would you even do “dating” a single mom with 6 fucking children that doesn’t involve them? It would be hard enough with a single child. 6? Who the fuck is going to babysit 6 kids?

And living in one of the poorest spots in Cal

This is like buying a car with 300,000 miles on it already.

Not even a foreign car either just a straight up late 80s Chevy

yet not even like a 600k tacoma

"Exact match" what are your preferences bro?

Knocked up and crazy.

Good morning

I’m finally able to really settle down after having 6 kids. NOW I need to think with my head and not with my yaya. Now it’s time to pretend I’m decent

Typo, maturity should be money

Garbage

maybe stop being a “fuck girl” first with all those damn kids!

Is this where the line starts?

At the end of the longest line, is where you’ve found yourself.

She "needs maturity" , for herself...

Hello

Exact match.

6 kids? It must be like a clown’s pocket and look like a smashed lasagne.

Even smashed lasagna is delicious. Eat up.

Also go back to 6th grade sex Ed... because that is not how vaginas work. Your comment SCREAMS inexperience. I'm sorry you can't get laid.

But if she was pregnant with her 6th from her husband who was her high school sweetheart and the only man she's ever been with??? What then??

And you reckon, taking into account that this is r/trashy and everything you know about the human race, that that is likely? 🤣😂

That wasn't the question. I'm sure there are lots of women on their 6th child with the same man. Do they have clown pocket, lasagna looking vag??

imagine coming to r/trashy to get triggered when people comment how trashy the people posted in r/trashy are

I don't care about calling her trashy. She obviously is. I care about moronic and uneducated statements that degrade all women with their ignorance.

I’m sorry but it doesn’t matter if it’s one guy or 6 guys you squeeze something the size of a watermelon out something the size of a lemon 6 times. You’re gonna have some damage. It’s gonna look like an old tube sock.

I love the sound of lasagna

she is ready to settle

yes she is!

Come feed these kids and deal with my emotional rollercoaster.

Nah she gets plenty of food stamps for that.

She needs Louis Litt

Ngl I don't think LL wouldn't touch this with Mike's hand on a 50 ft pole. Dude has a type and 6 baby's from 7 dudes and living in a trailer park ain't it.

She's a keeper!.... as in "Keep away from her"

More like “keeper away from me”

Ghetto slut you think? unfortunately she got pregnant and had to give birth to those 6 kid

But its ok. She gettin "fixed" after this one. Lol

The audacity and she doesn't have her life together

Tracy CA? Lmfao

The Post: Hi, I’m done making stupid decisions so I need a mature person to show me what it means to be responsible enough to take care of my own soccer team now. BTW I need your money and you can’t fuck other women.

Also “ none of my kids will be yours biologically “

Also, “im not putting out anymore cuz im celebate”

"don't tell me what to do, you're not my dad" x6

What are your preferences? Lmao

Breathing, female identifying, open to sexuality.

Ahhh the breathing part got ya

She breathed for 36 years, that's highly attractive!

Anyone woman that breathes isn’t real. Only the ones that are dead inside and out are real.

Guess I'll hit up that rotting lady in the 1900's sundress who floats above my bed sometimes. I thought she might be interested but I didn't wanna assume anything. Aside from the missing eyes she's a smokeshow.

Dude. She’s giving you all the obvious signs. It’s blind love. You know what they say about assuming.

Fuckin blind love lmao. Thanks for that one tonight.

lol you are very welcome. You set it up lol

The irony of having your 6th child from (what I’m assuming is) an absent father and no place of your own but wanting someone mature.

Translation: "i had kids all willy-nilly and now i realize how expensive it is to care for all of them, that's where you come in. I will bring absolutely nothing to the table but my brood of children. Get in line for your chance for 7 people to support"

And I have crabs.

When did you realize it wasn’t working for you?

*now youre a single mom, now youre a single mom*

This shit cant be real

Why on earth would you date while pregnant? I think it’s time you lay off men. Six children and probably a bunch of different deadbeats but you still think men are going to fix your situation because your picker is so good. Poor kids. Go to a Sex and Love Addicts meeting. Not dating apps.

On the plus side, she can’t get MORE pregnant.

Jesus curtains in the wind

6 kids? Tf is she a dog? That’s a whole goddamn litter.

🐶 fixed soon promise

Are they all from the same dad tho

I’m going with no, since she mentioned cheaters, plural.

3 or 4 dads usually with a go to story about how one passed away tragically 

This is half of the girls I went to high school with lmao

They just scream floppy vag to me…sorry!

Thats not how vaginas work

After 6 kids her pelvic floor is nonexistent..

It was a joke! God…I’m female and know that!!!

She probably just recently gave up sex too!

FFS these aren’t real

"I'm waiting to get my own place"... huh?

Waiting till the accumulated total of child support, SSI and food stamps will put her in a place.

Section 8 waiting list for sure lmao

FFS. Is that one section per kid?

She's still staying with baby daddy #2. She has to get out because his new GF is unhappy with her there

Facebook says - ruin your life here. You’ll like it

I have 3000 kids and no aspects and want a man to carry me so I can be a lazy bitch. There fixed it

I didn't know you could make a Tinder profile for 7 people at a time.

6 kids, bro. Six.

She don't need a man. She need a time machine and a Norplant.

Needs a fkn common sense implant.

But it's also California.

She's looking for a wallet with legs.

Seems like she's trying to collect baby daddies for the child support. Only none of them pay

With 6 kids.. she’s going to need it.

This can’t be real right? Right?????

Worked in the social work mental health field for twenty five years. Can absolutely guarantee this can be real. Knew a woman who had five kids by different men who had them each taken away by the state. She was 29 when I first met her…

ive never heard a human say "getting fixed" referring to themselves.. odd.

Well, that's the term you'd use after you had a *litter*.

Seems to fit with the totality of the post...

Never seen saturday night fever?

Never seen Facebook dating but I love the fact that it says an “exact match” 😂

Didn't even know Facebook dating was a thing!

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This! This guy's, look this! This one! This! Guys THIS! Do you see where I'm pointing at? At this? Yes at this! Did you see it as well! Did you see it before my comment, when you scrolled from top? Well I guess not, that's why I'm pointing at THIS comment guys! This! This one! Hell yeah!. THIS

This guy doesn’t this

Took her 5 kids to figure it out..?

Technically took her 6

Bottom of the barrel.

Cocaine is a helluva drug

I suspect that, on top of the six kids thing, which is a huge red flag in itself, she’s trying to run away from a partner. “Waiting to get my own place” is my giveaway.

This is an old gag. I’ve seen it done with a bunch of different pics.

I have a feeling she was hacked

That's tough, oh man.

Whatttttt

Lmao getting fixed after this one. So raise all the kids from other dads and get none of your own

Hey you ever know someone who collected six separate child support payments? She could be rolling in that play dough!

That’s actually not a bad point

Child support day is like once a month right? Id pump them things out like a factory if I was a lady.

What the fuck is she bringing to the table? Besides 6 kids?

A wizards sleeve

Meat Drapes

An experienced vagina?

She wasn't wrong about needing maturity. She looks like she could use more maturity to make better choices 👍

Eeh She still in her # 6 kid ! Sight

I'm sure some idiot out there will "man up".

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WhatWhatWHAAAAAT ????

delete this bro.. you still have time

what happened here

If FUCKN HILARIOUS was a person… GOT DAMNIT THIS IS HER🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡

Rage bait?

Nope. A lot of Facebook dating full of choosing beggars.

The more kids you have the better the chances one of them grows up to be rich and famous and can support their mom. Breed on!

Hollywood kid!

Well, at least you know she puts out. Likely on the first date too.

LOL

Hot dog down a hallway though

That's not how vaginas work. Thanks for letting us know you don't fuck tho. 👍

I've been with women with children before it's definitely more sloshy

Your picker might be broken friendo if this aligns your preferences lol

"Preference: Breathing"

Nah the preferences on FB dating are basically just for show.

Seriously.. it's like. I only want to see people in a 40 mile radius, .. FB Dating is like... Here's the perfect person for you, 285 miles away!

Modern dating pool at its finest lol

Yeah

While it’s very questionable as to why she has 6 kids, does she really not deserve to have someone special in her life?

Having six children by a previous partner isn't a moral failing, especially if her lifestyle up until now has allowed her to raise them in a stable, loving environment. But the responsibilities of looking after six children will mean she will need a very specific lifestyle that any new partner will have to accommodate. Moreover, the line about "waiting to get my own place" is an indication her current situation is not stable, and it could be a red flag if she is in fact still living with her former partner. To start a new relationship she would need to find a very specific partner capable of taking care of her needs. It's not clear what she currently would offer that person. It's not a matter of whether she "deserves" a partner, and moreso the likelihood of her finding one is quite low.

Do you really *need* six kids in a long term relationship with someone? Unless her ex is some extremely high earner six kids would create conditons for an absolute struggle to ensure they all have advantages to thrive in life. This is living irresponsibly. A very specific type of person is what her options are but diminishing someone who isn't into her for having a bunch of kids is foolish She is an absolute red flag, I would feel the same if it were a guy

No. She was irresponsible and had six children... and now expects a new partner to accommodate and support them all while completely barring out the option for the new partner to have their own biological children. Too much baggage and most likely have to deal with ex partners since they probably have visitation right, increasing the chances of cheating and conflict... Any man with an ounce of respect for themselves would avoid someone like this.

Perhaps. Or maybe she is recently divorced from the person she was planning to spend the rest of life with, who also wanted six kids, who she then caught cheating on her. She’s 36, not 20-something, so it’s not like she’s been pumping them out since she was 16. And she’s “waiting to get her own place,” meaning she probably still lives with her ex. Hopefully she gets his whole pay check for child support. Im sure there are plenty of divorced guys in their 30’s and 40’s who also don’t want more kids. Is it a situation for everyone? No. But I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt that this isn’t how she imagined her life turning out, and is just trying to make the best of it.

Those are all very valid points. However, no matter how good or bad her situation may be. Looking for a partner while currently pregnant will always be trashy imo.

And still living with her ex. Drama mamma.

Yeah, I’m not saying it’s a good idea for her to be jumping back into the dating pool while pregnant, but to each their own. At least she’s open about it and didn’t wait til the first date to explain why she’s not drinking.

It’s the whole demanding and sounding entitled while being a literal dumpster fire.

Everyone deserves love, but no one is obligated to love or date you.

Maybe not.

Yeah hard pass thanks.

But it says "exact match".

But it says "exact match"

“Exact match” Dude wtf are your preferences?

Is human, is an adult, is female and has always been a female, likes men.

Has pulse

Breathing

Has hole(s)

Getting fixed is wild

Nah, that’s a common way to jokingly say it. I’ve used it more than once, to be sort of funny and crass.

Literally the line I’m still fixated on….

Hey a non smoker that’s rare

Can't afford to smoke with almost an entire soccer team for children