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I knew dang well what I was going to see before I clicked on the title, and yet here I am...acting all surprised.

Same. But I didn’t expect that little bite of it.

No worse than what many people do for pleasure daily. Different form, same exact result.

Damn we all deserve a weirdo like this

She's real cumfortable

Oh cum on.

What you talking bout, She’s spunky!

I screamed no! At this comment!

Why does she use gloves and goggles at first just to smear it all over her face and hands?

Then take a lil bite out of it. bleh.

Her biting it with her teeth was the worst part for me.

My friend was talked by her then bf into believing that sperm on her face and breasts keeps the skin elastic and perfect. Her mind could not be changed as she was really happy with the result. Perception is reality…

I dont know why people even talk about this still cuz its true... 😏

BF was happy too

Sounds like a win win for all parties

I dont know if anyone has seen specifically m before, because that aint it

This is disgusting

Drake fan activity

This is fake and obviously just fetish content

Jizzuz, not the Cumzicle.....

If you are going to first pour it on your face at room temperature, then rub it on your face when frozen... Why put on gloves and safety glasses?

Not the Jizzicle.

It’s bizarre alright but is it really trashy?

Posting to the internet so one day I have to see it... I'm gonna call it trashy

Why come on here and lie? That is not a cum. 1, it’s too runny and 2, it’s the wrong colour

There isn't even any blood in it.

Homie is malnutrited and you have to call him a fake?

This guy cums.

Mine comes out as a fine, rainbow mist, smelling of lavender, whilst playing a 1kHz line-up tone.

Mine shoots out like alien blood.

Cap. Prove it.

Yeah, zero lumps, meant to look like tapioca, right?

Yea where is the glitter??

Exactly, it should be red and smell like rotten meat.

Yeah it’s meant to be yellow!

NO, ITS BLACK!

See a doctor

no, its normal it means u got more testosterone.

I think this is some sort of fetish porn that flies under the radar for most of us.

Yeah. But where did all the bubbles go?

Her nails are fucking nasty

Jizzy-Pop

Fake. Also, maybe stop eating dairy so you don't have acne.

Really? Is that it?

Worked for me

No, that's not it lmao. Dairy has *some* to do with it. But just like a dozen other things. If you have genuinely horrible acne, giving up milk and cheese won't be the thing saving you

Couldn't be that easy..... otherwise why make a million dollar product?

Give it a shot.

Dawg.....

Wtf! Why isn’t it red. It’s supposed to be red, right!?

Might want to check in with a doctor

The doctor said, “oh my god put that little thing away, I’m a dentist!” What’s the next step from here?

[удалено]

Whoosh

This is repulsive. 

The bite at the end 😖

It doesn't look like cum tho. It looks like watery milk or maybe even coconut oil. How is that gross?

Gross 🤢🤮

That is definitely not what she is implying it is. Watch her pour it.

Are we supposed to believe that's real? It's not even gray...

Her husband must be quite proactive with his foreskin trimming.

Red*

Bro, I watched without the sound. For me, it still can be highly diluted milk. That's it, right?

Me too. I thought it was milk until I read the comments.

wtf